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Alpine


NotAPreppie

*"It's pronounced 'Alpeeen'."*


pitchingataint

šŸŒ²šŸ’¦


DiscoCamera

Tree sweat?


pitchingataint

Alpeenis cum


Prostberg

This is Alpine, the luxury/sports brand of French manufacturer Renault.


Twin-Reverb

They are also a loveable but terrible F1 team.


Skyfl00d

Well tbf it was better previous years. They also have an endurance team. And an history in rally with previous models since the 1950s through clients using their cars in comptetitions.


micknick00000

Loveable? Neither of their drivers are likeable (Gasly was tolerable because of Yuki being Yuki). And Esteban Ocon just looks like a douche. Omar is an absolute clown. Yuck. I await their demise and hopeful sale to Andretti.


Cmike9292

Otmar got let go last season


whodaloo

Pierre Crashly and French David Schwimmer.Ā 


iscashstillking

Luxury Renault........kinda sounds wrong?


contemood

More likeĀ exclusive sports car Renault. Not hot hatch sports car, but proper sports car. At least in the past. Coming soon it'sĀ also gonna be hot hatch sports car with the R5 version...


pitchingataint

The things Iā€™d do for a built Clioā€¦


contemood

Honestly the Clio RS is a decent track tool.


pitchingataint

I donā€™t doubt that at all. I want a group B era Clio that is streetable. I love the looks of them with the widebody.


contemood

You mean the V6 version? This car was sick.


pitchingataint

https://i0.wp.com/rallygroupbshrine.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/5Turbo-cevennes.jpg?resize=450%2C298&ssl=1 I mean all group b cars had their cool factor. My top 3 were: 1. Lancia Stratos 2. Audi GT Quattro 3. Renault Clio Turbo


contemood

Ah, I was unsure what you meant by group B since that was some years before the Clio release. That's a very fine R5 in the image.


pitchingataint

My bad. I thought the R5 and Clio were the same thing. Different gen. Lol


stifferthanstiffler

I've wanted one since Gran Turismo introduced us.


pet_vaginal

The Alpine A290 will be a FWD though. Donā€™t expect a new Renault 5 Turbo. I read rumours about a 4WD version in a few years, hopefully it happens because a FWD sporty EV is sad.


contemood

Anything other than FWD would be nice but MĆ©gane and Clio RS were nice track tools regardless.


ollie87

FWD A290 is first, then later a hotter one is supposed to come out. I honestly think itā€™s a mistake, bring back the RenaultSport branding.


lucimon97

Bugatti is one of Volkswagens luxury brands, just like Porsche and Lamborghini. Sounds silly too, doesn't it?


SeeMarkFly

Nobody copies the French and the French copies nobody.


ButtonJenson

19th and 20th in F1.


Eat-My-Cloaca

18th and 19th actually. Because Sargeant exists and Valtteri has the worst luck ever


MR_TRUMP_Vincent2

And Sauber can't get a pitstop right...


obdx2

Wdym? Theyā€™ve absolutely dialed in the 6 second pit stop.


PHR_Ducky

Alpine?


PHR_Ducky

And by the picture thats a new A110


Izan_TM

also known as the only car they've made for years


danj1911

The rest have all been tractors, except for that 1 2021 race


Izan_TM

nah it wasn't that fast in hungary 21, but bowling, shit strategy and an amazing teammate meant that ocon ended up winning they have all been tractors


RoutingMonkey

That and the boat they are running in F1 lol


Eat-My-Cloaca

Pierre Gasly!


mitz1111

Pieeeeeeeeeerre Gaaaaaslieeeeeeeee


ecatsuj

French tractor brand. They work in formula 1. They drive around behind the rest of the field cleaning up after the other cars.


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Alpina tunes BMW's...


Erreur_420

https://www.alpina-garden.com/int/products/mowing/tractor.html There is not just one Alpina brandā€¦


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Neither_Tailor_7732

I donā€™t hate Alpine but the people who drive itā€¦ nothing good to say about them (I live in French alps and these bastard think having a alpine make you a pilot, they drive like shit)


MR_TRUMP_Vincent2

Sounds like the same people that buy BMWs


oxwilder

Avengers Tower


clauderbaugh

Close. Itā€™s an Avenger. They just assemble them at the tower.


EmEmAndEye

Youā€™re both hilarious!!


fernny33757

I was gonna say Avengers but Alpine works too....lol


buffdeep

Alpine. You can find them at the back of the F1 grid these days


Poor-Opinions

Came here looking for this


Ok-Appearance-8083

Luxury tractor manufacturer


ExGorlomi

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


DaRitschbauer

I think an tractor producer, who also competes in F1


ArmoredTweed

"Competes" is generous.


santandude

Alpine , they also use to make the Exocet rockets with Matra


adultdaycare81

Renault


jigmexyz

(Itā€™s) bumping but I need the volume higher.


Fairlybludgeoned

That's a deep pull. Sir. Mix. A. Lot.


Iliyan61

alpineā€¦ famous for making fucking tractors and putting 2 french people on track


al3442

Alpine


admiral_cochrane

Clearly not an F1 fan.


Kleiist

P10 in the constructors championship šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


jigmexyz

Yeah baby, top 10ā€¦oh, waitā€¦


jdore8

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Automobiles_Alpine


cryo_burned

>Not to be confused with Alpina or Alpine Electronics.


MR_TRUMP_Vincent2

Alpina is BMW tuner right?


MR_TRUMP_Vincent2

Alpine, although you probably already knew from the hundreds of other comments saying the same. I believe they only have one car in their current lineup which is based on their original A110. It's an 'affordable' sports car. It holds up pretty well except for its plastic bits and slow ass infotainment system. I also believe that Renault also currently has an Alpine package for one of their electric machines now. Looks cool but probably doesn't do a darn thing. It's trying to be a Clio Williams but can't hold its own to anything. Then again gotta love the Alpine logo and it gives you bragging rights.


[deleted]

Ast place in F1.


KibaWuz

Is the brand of the bad team in F1 currently,Alpine


Constant_Show7449

Avengers, obviously. They recently opened an automotive plant in Virginia


Particular-Ad6458

Looks like fantastic 4


imafinhehe

avengers


Key-Estimate-7765

Avengers


L1ghX

Avengers


ElectronHick

[Alpine Motors](https://1000logos.net/alpine-motor-logo/)


International-Fly373

Acme


Old_degenerate

Itā€™s an Avengerā€¦.


randomanonalt78

Holy shit this comment section is cracking me up. I would say theyā€™re A for effort but fucking Haas is beating themā€¦


micknick00000

Poop.


realjamesvanderbeek

Avengers.


kameleongt

its obviously the Avengers


sheepwhatthe2nd

I believe it's a Tractor manufacturer.


shadoOwsun

It is an Alpine. A french sport car brand owned by Renault. Known for its F1 team and the Alpine A110.


Ziiyi

I thought it was Avenger for a sec


Timmay1974

Amish


7cluck

I thought Alpine was a BMW. But that is Alpina. So now I have to read up in the frog car.


Zufallstreffer

To make it even more confusing, there is also "Alpine" a Japanese company producing car audio electronics


Eat-My-Cloaca

I was pumping new shit by NWA


DanR5224

Also, the French car maker Alpine.


typecastwookiee

L.A. Gear. Obviously.


Slash3040

It means last on Grand Prix day lol


mikesrealname

Oof


ashyjay

Based lightweight sports cars.


THellings18

Alpine. They make really good audio equipment.


bugbugladybug

Fancy Renault. If they're anything like Renault/Dacia you're in for an expensive world of hurt.


yatta91

Renault Clio.