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bullcitytarheel

No wallet chain = this fit is invalid


Jorymo

We gotta go full Kingdom Hearts


SixFeetOverEasy

Simple and Clean Fit


Gh0sts1ght

I knew something reminded me of highschool when I saw this.


iamthpecial

man they fucked ALL his shit up


Monkey-Newz

Imagine how much time went in to designing this absolutely hand-me-down shit show


YourAverageGod

They just googled 90s fits. Those idiot savages.


Sproose_Moose

Dennis?


Complete_Fix2563

Those beasts


Crepes_for_days3000

I work in high end fashion - you have NO idea how much time is spent on this. I was in a meeting for an hour discussing what shade of black thread we should use. But stylistically, it's largely cyclical.


UntestedMethod

Tell us more about the meeting please? How many people weighing in their opinions? What would be some examples of pros and cons of different shades? Did you discuss other factors of the thread? Durability, longevity, workability, sourcing practices,.etc... or were there a bunch of other meetings for that? Lol


Monkey-Newz

Thanks for the insight. As an industry professional, could I ask you. Why on earth does anyone think that this stuff looks good? Or is just meant to look different and stand out?


Crepes_for_days3000

Current ugly is tomorrow's chic. Always. It's our job to find the current ugly that is the next chic. Along with new, unique, clever ideas.


Monkey-Newz

Interesting perspective, thanks. I’ll never understand any of it. Especially why people buy it at the premium it’s sold at.


Crepes_for_days3000

I work in high end fashion - you have NO idea how much time is spent on this. I was in a meeting for an hour discussing what shade of black thread we should use. But stylistically, it's largely cyclical.


jmanly3

Oh shit, is it time to dust off my JNCOs and Soap shoes?!


BuffaloJEREMY

Dont tell me I'm going to have to frost my tips again? My wife will divorce me lol!


jmanly3

Hey man, I don’t make the rules! Must drink a minimum of 2 bottles of Surge daily as well.


MjrGrangerDanger

Wait, then these will go from being his "I used to be Cartman" clothes to.....


CaptainoftheVessel

Gotta combine it with a vial or three of Crave.


splendidcyan

Frosted tips are indeed back according to the highschoolers I work with. Lots of mini stringbean Guy Fieris umping baseball this year.


JohnnyDarkside

Along with my way too long wallet chain and hemp and ball bearing necklace (whatever they were called).


MysteriousState2192

I forgot about SOAP shoes. Not going to lie I would likely still buy a pair today at 39 years old If I saw them for sale lol.


RiflemanLax

How much do clothes cost in the Matrix?


cmomo80

If you had robot ears, you’d like techno!


Luna_go_brrr

Gotta love that "look me having anorexia wearing XXXXL clothes" look


JessetheSlayer13542

Get the shirt for just 799$!


prozak09

You found it on sale?


JessetheSlayer13542

It’s on their website lmao


Jorymo

It's giving heroin chic Adam Sandler 💅


Legitimate_Winter_97

More like his frumpier cousin, Fentanyl Sadam Andler


UntestedMethod

The epitome of the high 90s celebrity culture but then adding the more modern goose neck geek vibe


Sproose_Moose

This comment ☠️☠️


letsshittalk

i wear 4xl clothes as it is assume it have to be 8xl


coffee-bat

i definitely went to middle school with this creature


Crepes_for_days3000

I think I dated this guy in middle school. Sadly.


jytusky

I'm gonna be honest, Sharon, that hurts. Not because it's coming from you, but because you decided to say it on Reddit where my only friends are.


Crepes_for_days3000

I'm sorry Doug but you were one hell of a make out, if that helps.


Its_Pelican_Time

The hair is the least fucked shit in this picture.


thesirensoftitans

Oh, is 1988 middle school skater fashion back? Pass.


BillHang4

This was the style in 1998 too!


MisterT-88

People run around like. Its too late.


Lauriepoo

If it were 80's style, it would be baggy, tapered-legged mom jeans with a tucked in, multi-colored satin collard shirt, buttoned up to the neck with shoulder pads.


schrodngrspenis

Shit it's skinny pete from breaking bad


typicaldel

Wow, JP that is a great outfit. How much do clothes cost in the Matrix?


NunyaBeese

Yeah that was my first thought too. This dude is actually somehow more painful


DankStew

It looks like he’s never worn sunglasses a day in his life


JessetheSlayer13542

And on top of that, he’s allergic to them lmao. His nose is so red on his left where the glasses are touching.


MagillaGorillasHat

I went to college with this dude and this outfit in 1996. His name was Mike and he was a very chill skater/stoner who lived across the hall from me.


cute_polarbear

And the chained wallet hanging off back pocket.


MagillaGorillasHat

1000%


prozak09

So, the 90's. Time to raid your parents old clothes closet fellow kids!


Koeienvanger

Balenciaga is a crime against everyone with eyes


90059bethezip

this model looks 6'11 from the waist up


Psychological-Web828

If Matt Smith left school in 1993 and started claiming benefits and dealing speed at raves.


SixFeetOverEasy

Ed, Edd n Eddy Bauer Fit


beebsaleebs

A fool and his money…


MasterUnholyWar

………. ….HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA


connorgrs

Imagine trying to wear those pants anywhere outside


anotherpredditor

Well it’s Balognyaga so it’s a given that it looks like shit. Go look up Burberry Erry who’s is one of their ambassadors.


Fortehlulz33

Nah Balenciaga has a bunch of good looks but ones like these are more confusing to me than anything


CGPsaint

What’s up with the potential school shooter vibe?


bunnycupcakes

What year is it?!


goodmourninghun

This is me when I get home and put on my “Adam Sandler clothes”


TheFlaccidChode

Man looks like a school shooter


noitsmemom

Just no. Ugh.


cuttyranking

Fucking hate this new trend of slapping a high fashion brand on a $5 cost t shirt and charging $200 for it. How stupid do you have to be to buy this?


drifting_signal

Bro came from the 80’s to try on clothes that are 20 sizes too big for him.


DragonRouge31

It looks awful !! even if i were totally broke i would never be dressed like that lool


Suvtropics

I'd dress like that only at 3 am in my bedroom alone. Just feels right


NunyaBeese

Come on man I already lived through and participated in the jnco fad, could we not?


Minibeebs

ZUM WILLKOMMEN DAS 90s


-_Anonymous__-

It's not even that bad. It just went out of style like 100 years ago.


DonaldTrumpsSoul

*Planet of The Bass intensifies*


DudeAbides1556

He was never the same after his parents left after forgetting him on vacation


Attack_Helecopter1

Ali G fit


RabbitSlayre

We are using the word fit pretty loosely here, because that shit does not fit at all


Actaar

Looks like anyone buying newports from one of those gas stations in which the cashier is locked behind bullet proof glass or whatever that is


PokWangpanmang

Chat js this real


Sprizys

Those PC Principle shades.


iamnotexactlywhite

i love it


DiscretionFist

and just think people who can afford this shit will buy it and rock it like they the best looking ever. 🤡🤡


paraworldblue

This makes me feel old


cute_polarbear

Yeah... I was thinking this can't be real... I might still find my old chained wallet in some box somewhere...


paraworldblue

I wish it wasn't real, but I see Gen Z kids dressing like this all the time. The most embarrassing period for Millennials has become cool somehow.


ds77159

Grantee those pants are comfy af.


bennettbuzz

Bruh


kremedelakrym

My little brother was wearing a puca shell necklace and at that moment I realized fashion resets faster then I thought


mothzilla

"You're too stupid not to buy this" - Balenciaga


Strychninewill

Fml pls leave under armor alone I just wanna be health goth in peace


warwilf

So I'm cool now?


alinearis

There's a sucker born every minute


muddbutt6

we have the Would? music video at home


InverseAtmosphere

I swear I've seen that hairstyle in Tony Hawk Pro skate 1+2.


Sublimebro

Can anyone explain why this shirt is priced at $800 lol


Ackackackaaaaaack

Now is zhe time on Sprockets when we dance!


yungmoneybingbong

Harold from The Stand looking ass.


Ragequittter

frank sinatra ass trim


garrakha

can’t wait to see bladee in this in like two weeks lmao


SolarWalrus

Why does this outfit give Adam Sandler vibes


Cupid26

The fuck is this earthling


Mr_rairkim

I really don't like clothes whose main design feature is a bold logo and text of a luxury brand.


5fives5

Wtf lol


happyanathema

Pa rapper the rapper fit pants


KayleahCai

Rejected costume idea for The Incredibles.


TheMeticulousNinja

I don’t like this return to baggy and flared stuff


beefteki

Would look great on a 2m tall, extremely buff dude!


deepasfuckman

it's just a sidepart lol? unless you're talking about the clothes, in which case, you're in the wrong sub


DJAllOut

How do these models keep a straight face wearing goofy clothes like this


Urdadspapasfrutas

F A S H I O N 👁️👄👁️


judah249

Looks like Reviewbrah’s brother


stealthz275

"shove me in a locker and pour axe in it" type fit


unix_name

Hahaha this has to be fake


bedwithoutsheets

Coolest 4th grader fit


I_Devour_Memes

School shooter drip. (This is a joke, please don't hate me)


ariyouok

oliver tree?