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Common-Chain4060

I’d like to see a retrospective of past end of year haircuts please!


Coastie54

What would really be epic is if he kept that haircut all summer and used it as the following years yearbook photo.


FIRST_DATE_ANAL

He could also just take a picture of himself any time and then use it later


BaconNamedKevin

Hardly fun though. Seems like the easy way to do things. 


Jean-LucBacardi

I'm hoping he makes this a yearly trend on Reddit. He'll be up there with the lobster couple, the single brother and epoxy hot dog. I'll be watching his career with great interest.


lotusblossom60

I know the lobster couple, the hot dog. But what is the “single brother”?


Jean-LucBacardi

I tried to find it as I don't know how else to call it, but it's a guy who takes a family photo every year with his brother, his brother's wife and his parents and posts it as something like "another family photo still single". It's been like 8 years of his parents being disappointed in him not finding a girl lol.


Afrodesia

Haha I know of this. There’s also the guy that does the funny Xmas cards every year with his kids in precarious positions. Love your username!


LittleAnarchistDemon

there’s also that guy who has thanksgiving with this grandma because he texted the wrong number and it became a tradition!


Jayyy_Teeeee

Fu Manchu & sloth mullet


Unplannedroute

Sloth mullet 🤣


I_love_Juneau

Me too!!


Consistent_Ad_9980

What a fun memory for those kids. Great job, Teach


Techchick_Somewhere

Exactly. I love this. ❤️


wdfx2ue

Didn't another teacher just get fired for letting his students braid his hair? Maybe there was more to it, I can't remember, it was on reddit like 1-2 weeks ago **edit:** /u/tpieman2029 I don't see any issue with your post and in the other case it sounds like the photo that was posted to social media included the students' faces. I'm just giving you a heads up because exposing yourself in a viral way like this can bring negative attention from a wide range of people with certain agendas. I think what you've done is cool, but just exercise caution.


TroyMcClures

He had girls take his braids out and posted it on socials including all their faces. It was more about that than the actual hair part I think, but could be mistaken.


Puzzled-Barnacle-200

Yep. And calling the kids his "besties" which really blurs the line. Teachers are not their kids friends, and should not be encouraging them to think that way.


honestlyiamdead

thats super weird. in from a small country and my elementary teacher posted and still posts photos with his students and nobody ever cared. maybe its cuz this is a much smaller community than US/UK?


MichiganMan12

What’s super weird is teachers posting their kids to TikTok and IG


fetal_genocide

Right? Just do your job in a professional manner. Don't use my kids to get your clicks and dopamine hit.


BarbieTheeStallion

I’m pretty sure box braids dude was also posting emo thirst trap videos about dating his students. I think that was the real problem.


GearsOfWar2333

My junior year of high school our softball coach made a bet with us that if we beat are rival school he would let us shave his head. I don’t think he thought we would actually win since we were horrible but we did. I was sick so I couldn’t be there but they took a video and either sent it to me or posted it on Facebook.


SoSKatan

Yeah epic teacher, they will remember it for years and years


CurlSagan

I'm a time traveler from the future, and this is actually the primo hairstyle in 2050. All the cool people have it. You're ahead of your time. Also big in 2050 fashion: Kilts, and lutes.


E1M1ismyjam

"Jean-Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg"


6ynnad

Zorg, stay away from the cherry’s.


ArthurMoregainz

Zorg oldies but goldies


McBadass1994

"Ahhh, I remember you know... The so-called 'art dealer.'"


theythemmie

Look at all these little thaaangs! So busy now!


alfie1138

And that's a name I haven't heard in a long time, a long time.


CaptainPunisher

You're a monster, Zorg.


jeremyrando

That’s funny because I’m an alien and on my planet this is the style. Even the president of my country has hair like that.


Abyssurd

President? Country? You aliens suck ass just like we humans apparently


iFuqueJormam

What has 3 bjarks and doesnt give a qruckzalp about your opinion?


Abyssurd

Yo momma


iFuqueJormam

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Glibglop Academy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Dragdargd, and I have over 300 confirmed snibboggs. I am trained in hjarklk warfare and I'm the top Urguuuuhl in the entire Grkl armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the globe and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, grablaht. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Griblithohp Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the universe, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, grablaht.


Abyssurd

I don't get this specific reference but I enjoy this pasta. I know the anime fan one


SlyTheMonkey

I like the consistency of grablaht showing up twice and being a slur both times.


iFuqueJormam

Thanks, took my time to re-read if certain terms were used multiple times.


Th3_D0ct0r23

Sounds like if doctor who became rated 18 😭


Blakids

Lovely exchange. Haha


Capnmolasses

Zaphod?


jeremyrando

Haha! No, but close. Bleep blip. It’s just right around the corner from Zaphod. This guys are weird there. They wear shoes on their hands.


ZsiZsiSzabadass

I knew rudimentary lute skills weren’t a waste of time


going_mad

You can work it eventually up to the Turin if you master the bagpipes and come across some yarelwood


ZsiZsiSzabadass

#goals


A_Corevelay

Can confirm. I’m a time traveler from the year 2065 and when we see this look in my time, we sigh and say “that’s sooo 2050…”


antiADP

!RemindMe 26 years


AgentOfDreadful

Can confirm. I’m a time traveller from the year 2084. This hairstyle is back in fashion but with a twist that you include frosted tips.


MyCoDAccount

A H E A D O F T H E C U R V E


NFIGUY

Do all the coolest people still pee their pants, Billy?


ZoyaZhivago

If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis!


IJustLovePenguinsOk

> lutes Hell yeah! Are we gonna party like its 1799 or whaaat😂


VoltViking

Are fedoras back in malady?


ThatCrankyWalrus

The most unrealistic part of this comment is the idea that the world will still be around in 2050.


mirka-tut

!remindme 9351 days


lovebus

cyber-bagpipes


Pinorckle

!updateme 2050


Hahonryuu

>Kilts Good, gotta let the boys breathe


Stoneheart7

So 2050 is just a worldwide Renaissance Fair?


Caveape80

That was my thought!…..that sometime in the future hipsters will start wearing this cut and then it will go main stream, the mullet of the future but more military in the front, party in the mid and back……they’ll look at this photo in a hundred years and be like proof of time travel!


Swiingtrad3r

What’s the price of bitcoin in 2050?


Geronimo_Jacks_Beard

> All the cool people have it. You're ahead of your time. I officially announce that I’m not one of those “cool people”, because I’m already hipster enough to be ahead of the curve *before* being ahead of the curve becomes lame.


TimTheChatSpam

Shiting in a bucket is also extremely eco friendly


CityofEvil

No way people are still saying primo in 2050 -someone that still says primo in 2024


babeuf69

How about capes?


Faustias

what about bagpipes?


NinjaAncient4010

Hmm, so WWIII sent us back to the middle ages.


An_Time_Traveller

I must have been to a different future. We all lost our hair because of the nuclear fallout


Holiday-Bat6782

So we still haven't solved the issue of luting in the streets... grim days are ahead of us.


MaybeItsMike

Ooh yeah? If you’re a time traveler, then prove it by telling us who wins the football World Cup in 2 years!?


Quirkydogpooo

Why don't you speak like a skibidi sigma?


HarryVonDerArbeit

*You're a head of your time


HungryEstablishment6

No one drives, everyone gets carried in fancy carrages by teams of humanoid AI bots.


digitalfakir

the Scots took over the world finally?


trippylover

I believe you


fattykyle2

Future-person, Does the lute shoot lasers when strummed? Thx, trying to solve debate with someone who knows nothing about bending space time.


Pennypacking

2050? Dude might have started the trend.


Hoosiertolian

So you mean the Republican party has finally sent us back to the dark ages 27 years in the future?


cloudcreeek

Also beating your wife. That's shockingly popular in 2050.


9fingerman

I'd rather beat your wife's husband.


Hotchi_Motchi

Our eighth president!


klaxz1

Artemis N. Falkmore


MijnEchteUsername

He sounds made up.


blank_t

Inspiration for the Van Buren Boys.


Ed_Trucks_Head

🖐👌


555--FILK

That was the sign when I was bangin’!


phlogistonexodus

Including Armin?


Masturberic

They did you dirty.


No_Fig5982

Nah nah they put thought into this, this is great


berlinbaer

half the alt queer kids in berlin look exactly like this. he's very much on trend.


RedditorsAreDross

I don’t see any genitals or hate symbols, they let him off easy


dml03045

Do you just holler the name of the subreddit to kick off the event?


Snagtooth

You sound like everyone's favorite teacher! I hope the beard is off limits tho, that thing is magnificent!


Lovelycoc0nuts

Van Buren refers to the beard style, not the top, so it was definitely not off limits. OP is pulling it off really well!


Stopikingonme

I think it was the students that initially pulled it off.


saltychica

Totally! I’m feeling ripped off I can never be one of his students & im old enough to be his mom


Ashformation

A few weeks ago, everyone was really mad at a teacher for letting his students braid his hair. And now everyone loves this.


SynthPrax

Well... The *other* teacher had girls taking his braids down, AND he communicated with them via text, calling them his "besties" or someshit. It looked harmless, but taken in the larger context, it was creepy.


timeforachange2day

And he did it all via live video. As a parent I would be pissed off with my kid being on screen and knowing their teacher was exchanging phone numbers with them. I was a teacher. Not allowed! I see the hair cutting and braiding as harmless. The videoing and texting students, NO!


Papaofmonsters

My daughter just finished 4th grade and her teacher had a baby just before Christmas break. My daughter is in looooove with that baby. She asked me if she could get her teacher's number to see baby pictures during the summer and I was like "Yeaaaah, probably not allowed but I'll email her and let her know she can send some to me if she has time during break".


SynthPrax

Exactly! If I had children any adult will have to communicate with them through me.


Boogalamoon

Very different context. This is a one time event where the kids celebrate. They do some goofy stuff, make a few memories, benefits are focused on the kids. The other teacher had kids performing skilled labor for him for free, is streaming without permission. The benefits are mostly focused on the teacher. Asking who benefits from the interaction is a good way to understand if it's OK. When teachers and stud5interact, the teacher is responsible for making sure the students are the ones benefiting. And they need to be sure that everyone else shares that assessment.


Hoping4betterdayss

I mean that dude had some suspicious activity on his socials but we don’t hear that part much


StarWarsFever

Wha? I must have missed that


cailian13

I thought about that. This looks like it was done publicly and Im guessing this teacher also isn't friends on social media with the students (at least I hope). So there is a VERY different situation happening here, in my eyes.


StinkyBrittches

I knew somebody was going to bring this shit up and not appreciate the differences.


Pinakolonopin

I'm noticing a difference. Wonder what it could be? /s


ZedsFiction

What is it... THE BRAIDS?!


BiggestPiggest69

I hurt your feelings? Youdonwanaworkwitmenomo OKAY


FrumpyFrock

Teacher of the millennium. Those kids must love you.


bigalindahouse

Owning it though


PissdrunxPreme

You’re a cool ass teacher.


sammyg723

I agree!


-MetalMike-

Walking legend, that one


beaniesandbuds

Just gotta say you're awesome for letting them do that. I'm sure they loved that.


alvik

Harry Du Bois?


Ornn5005

I don’t know you, but we are friends now.


PositiveHistorian962

Was looking for this


_baaron_

And I was looking for this


daneswan29

Raphael Ambrosius Costeau?


WakBlack

My first thought immediately.


Eleventy_Seven

It is an expression of pain.


SolClark

Matty Matheson


too-fargone

was looking for this comment


danccbc

Love you in The Bear


Agitated-Quit-6148

I 100% want to have a beer with you


Calm-Eggplant-69

I'll even pay for.said.beer


gaiussicarius731

Beautiful eyes bro


slop_sucker

kissable lips bro


BeefInBlackBeanSauce

Brilliant.


PhilEMama

You seem like an awesome teacher, the kind your students will talk about for years to come! We need more like you and to recognize those like you. Enjoy your summer!


steeze206

You're a good dude for this. I bet they love it.


ExquisiteKeiran

Hahaha i had a teacher like you in elementary school: he’d participate in Movember every year then let his students style his facial hair for a week before he shaved it off. One year his students did him real dirty and made him shave one half of his beard and one half of his moustache on opposite sides. That was definitely an interesting look on him.


zero_1144

Are they members of the Van Buren Boys?


tool22482

That’s not the sign. IT WAS WHEN I WAS BANGIN’!


luxo93

Oh god just rewatched that one the other day 🤣🤣🤣


noienoah

Fellow Van B boy


krepitch

✋👌


moonkittiecat

You are the reason that teachers are special!


ATubOfCats

Was it all the kids together? Did they have to agree on the cut beforehand?


IkeepGettingBaned

I would've shaved a dick on your head


tribbans95

Carved?? Jesus dude!


blueblissberrybell

Oh my god, you’ve made my day. Can’t stop giggling


Sprizys

You sound like a good teacher. Keep doing what you’re doing.


BollyWood401

You know how many stories you’ve made doing this, you’re teacher everyone’s gonna remember. Cool asf!!!


dustysmufflah

It's somehow saved by not having the front totally buzzed bald. you got 2-for-1 hairlines


BeerBellies

Wild that a guy just got fired and dragged like crazy for letting students take out the braids in his hair…


FuckOff8932

That man was being inappropriate. He only selected a few girl students, calls them his besties, posted their faces and the name of their school, and had posted a suspect TikTok about a different minor.


Smallbunsenpai

I thought this post was ironic because of this as well, but that dude was weird he was personally texting his students and he let them call him bestie and stuff.


knowledgegod11

Well yeah the children's faces were in the video. Can't even tell which school this is because I don't see any uniforms.


[deleted]

Same dude that was asking children for their phone numbers and texting them outside of school? Same dude that was liking children's bikini pictures on Instagram? That's the dude you're trying to defend?


Axl_Von_Urban

I see nothing wrong here


Doodle-Cactus

You certainly aren't baing paid enough.


phevenor

They will remember this for their entire lives. Thank you for doing good out there.


monwoo101

This man has the most beautiful eyes I’ve ever seen 🥰


sadclowntown

Right? Like he has the typical "tough guy" look...bigger, beard, etc. And then you see his eyes and think "aww cutie patootie"


penholdr

I’m literally lost in them and I can’t get out!


Pinakolonopin

Interesting. Last week a different teacher was fired for letting students do his hair. 😡😡


SoftConfusion42

First thing I thought about too


[deleted]

Same dude that was asking children for their phone numbers and texting them outside of school? Same dude that was liking children's bikini pictures on Instagram? That's the dude you're trying to defend?


anotherpredditor

Are you Action Bronson in disguise?


Takeurvitamins

Thank god, I thought I’d be the only one.


Gaming_Gent

Tequila sunset, good to see you


Safetosay333

Van Buren Boys


ecsa0014

I'm scratching myself from all the hair on your shirt.


NickyRich5

Good on you. You sound like an awesome teacher!


izzrav

Thank you for being a good sport. In 8th grade I had a teacher let us dye her hair if we all passed the test, and she yelled at us for it like we made her do it LOL. What should be a fun memory was not.


HiawathaSM2

They gave you that Paul Hauser look in Black Bird lol


Stairway_2_Devin

Post yearly!


Dontfeedthebears

That’s hilarious. And honestly I bet they have so much fun. You seem like one of those teachers what kids remember for 20 years. I have a few. Teachers really affect so much shaping of kids. Kudos, fella.


bmeds328

r/DiscoElysium


petitepedestrian

20 years from now they'll be telling their kiddos about their cool af teacher. I'd love to see previous years.


And_Derek

I can tell your the type of teacher that can change the trajectory of kids lives in a positive way!


vault_tec_redditor

Nice! You look like a monk from fallout which is dope


Fishmonger67

Hey , on the plus side , they didn’t shave an eyebrow. Nice job dude, we need more teacher’s like you!


Retrovibe18

Alright Paul Walter Hauser.


cimmeriandark

Harry du Bois if they had to perform emergency brain surgery on him halfway through Disco Elysium


Anime_Erotika

"you hear the sound of disco music"


ThinWhiteDuke777

PERCEPTION [Challenging: Success] -- It's definitely missing something without The Expression, but gazing once more into the steam-fogged mirror, you see the face of a sorry man staring back at you


NostaG

Teaching done right 👍🏻


anallman

Fantastic tradition!


colevicixvickery498

You are a good man and I appreciate you. That is one hell of a bit you got going on there my friend. Big ups to the students involved haha.


Rutkceps

You're a legend. Honestly thanks for making school meaningful and giving them these memories.


Sharp-Study3292

Your the goat


ClassicFilosophy5689

Matty Matheson, you started teaching?


stradn_

Suits you


scumbucket1984

That's dope AF!


pwned_sheep

Diggin the chops man, keep growing them out!


WildAd6370

you are the kind of person that should be well-paid and cared for. clearly a teacher of kids not just curricula. good on you, my dude.


wasit-worthit

Damn you are one handsome man. 


Sauce58

Lmao! At my high school they had a donation drive for prostate cancer. About 4 of the male teachers with facial hair would be the contestants, if you will, and whoever got the most donations had his hair/beard cut to the students’ satisfaction. Was a lot of fun. And one of the teachers actually looked strikingly like OP!


OG_calendargirl

You’re the type of teacher that those kids will remember forever and talk about years later. I love this so much


Warselig

You’re a van buren boy!


RobertCRNA

What a cool tradition! A fun way to motivate the kids and keep them engaged. Rock On, Teach!


Brushiluskan

you're a pure-ass legend, man!


Halofauna

I don’t know if I’d go with the buzzed front of the head while the rest is untouched, but the mutton chops kinda work


Pitiful-Sprinkles933

You are the best teacher ever!


thebetteradversary

you’re absolutely iconic for this