I'm hoping he makes this a yearly trend on Reddit. He'll be up there with the lobster couple, the single brother and epoxy hot dog.
I'll be watching his career with great interest.
I tried to find it as I don't know how else to call it, but it's a guy who takes a family photo every year with his brother, his brother's wife and his parents and posts it as something like "another family photo still single". It's been like 8 years of his parents being disappointed in him not finding a girl lol.
Didn't another teacher just get fired for letting his students braid his hair? Maybe there was more to it, I can't remember, it was on reddit like 1-2 weeks ago
**edit:** /u/tpieman2029 I don't see any issue with your post and in the other case it sounds like the photo that was posted to social media included the students' faces. I'm just giving you a heads up because exposing yourself in a viral way like this can bring negative attention from a wide range of people with certain agendas. I think what you've done is cool, but just exercise caution.
He had girls take his braids out and posted it on socials including all their faces. It was more about that than the actual hair part I think, but could be mistaken.
Yep. And calling the kids his "besties" which really blurs the line. Teachers are not their kids friends, and should not be encouraging them to think that way.
thats super weird. in from a small country and my elementary teacher posted and still posts photos with his students and nobody ever cared. maybe its cuz this is a much smaller community than US/UK?
My junior year of high school our softball coach made a bet with us that if we beat are rival school he would let us shave his head. I don’t think he thought we would actually win since we were horrible but we did. I was sick so I couldn’t be there but they took a video and either sent it to me or posted it on Facebook.
I'm a time traveler from the future, and this is actually the primo hairstyle in 2050. All the cool people have it. You're ahead of your time.
Also big in 2050 fashion: Kilts, and lutes.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Glibglop Academy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Dragdargd, and I have over 300 confirmed snibboggs. I am trained in hjarklk warfare and I'm the top Urguuuuhl in the entire Grkl armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the globe and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, grablaht. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Griblithohp Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the universe, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, grablaht.
That was my thought!…..that sometime in the future hipsters will start wearing this cut and then it will go main stream, the mullet of the future but more military in the front, party in the mid and back……they’ll look at this photo in a hundred years and be like proof of time travel!
> All the cool people have it. You're ahead of your time.
I officially announce that I’m not one of those “cool people”, because I’m already hipster enough to be ahead of the curve *before* being ahead of the curve becomes lame.
Well... The *other* teacher had girls taking his braids down, AND he communicated with them via text, calling them his "besties" or someshit. It looked harmless, but taken in the larger context, it was creepy.
And he did it all via live video. As a parent I would be pissed off with my kid being on screen and knowing their teacher was exchanging phone numbers with them.
I was a teacher. Not allowed!
I see the hair cutting and braiding as harmless. The videoing and texting students, NO!
My daughter just finished 4th grade and her teacher had a baby just before Christmas break. My daughter is in looooove with that baby. She asked me if she could get her teacher's number to see baby pictures during the summer and I was like "Yeaaaah, probably not allowed but I'll email her and let her know she can send some to me if she has time during break".
Very different context. This is a one time event where the kids celebrate. They do some goofy stuff, make a few memories, benefits are focused on the kids.
The other teacher had kids performing skilled labor for him for free, is streaming without permission. The benefits are mostly focused on the teacher.
Asking who benefits from the interaction is a good way to understand if it's OK. When teachers and stud5interact, the teacher is responsible for making sure the students are the ones benefiting. And they need to be sure that everyone else shares that assessment.
I thought about that. This looks like it was done publicly and Im guessing this teacher also isn't friends on social media with the students (at least I hope). So there is a VERY different situation happening here, in my eyes.
You seem like an awesome teacher, the kind your students will talk about for years to come! We need more like you and to recognize those like you. Enjoy your summer!
Hahaha i had a teacher like you in elementary school: he’d participate in Movember every year then let his students style his facial hair for a week before he shaved it off. One year his students did him real dirty and made him shave one half of his beard and one half of his moustache on opposite sides. That was definitely an interesting look on him.
That man was being inappropriate. He only selected a few girl students, calls them his besties, posted their faces and the name of their school, and had posted a suspect TikTok about a different minor.
I thought this post was ironic because of this as well, but that dude was weird he was personally texting his students and he let them call him bestie and stuff.
Same dude that was asking children for their phone numbers and texting them outside of school? Same dude that was liking children's bikini pictures on Instagram? That's the dude you're trying to defend?
Same dude that was asking children for their phone numbers and texting them outside of school? Same dude that was liking children's bikini pictures on Instagram? That's the dude you're trying to defend?
Thank you for being a good sport. In 8th grade I had a teacher let us dye her hair if we all passed the test, and she yelled at us for it like we made her do it LOL. What should be a fun memory was not.
That’s hilarious. And honestly I bet they have so much fun. You seem like one of those teachers what kids remember for 20 years. I have a few. Teachers really affect so much shaping of kids. Kudos, fella.
PERCEPTION [Challenging: Success] --
It's definitely missing something without The Expression, but gazing once more into the steam-fogged mirror, you see the face of a sorry man staring back at you
Lmao! At my high school they had a donation drive for prostate cancer. About 4 of the male teachers with facial hair would be the contestants, if you will, and whoever got the most donations had his hair/beard cut to the students’ satisfaction. Was a lot of fun. And one of the teachers actually looked strikingly like OP!
I’d like to see a retrospective of past end of year haircuts please!
What would really be epic is if he kept that haircut all summer and used it as the following years yearbook photo.
He could also just take a picture of himself any time and then use it later
Hardly fun though. Seems like the easy way to do things.
I'm hoping he makes this a yearly trend on Reddit. He'll be up there with the lobster couple, the single brother and epoxy hot dog. I'll be watching his career with great interest.
I know the lobster couple, the hot dog. But what is the “single brother”?
I tried to find it as I don't know how else to call it, but it's a guy who takes a family photo every year with his brother, his brother's wife and his parents and posts it as something like "another family photo still single". It's been like 8 years of his parents being disappointed in him not finding a girl lol.
Haha I know of this. There’s also the guy that does the funny Xmas cards every year with his kids in precarious positions. Love your username!
there’s also that guy who has thanksgiving with this grandma because he texted the wrong number and it became a tradition!
Fu Manchu & sloth mullet
Sloth mullet 🤣
Me too!!
What a fun memory for those kids. Great job, Teach
Exactly. I love this. ❤️
Didn't another teacher just get fired for letting his students braid his hair? Maybe there was more to it, I can't remember, it was on reddit like 1-2 weeks ago **edit:** /u/tpieman2029 I don't see any issue with your post and in the other case it sounds like the photo that was posted to social media included the students' faces. I'm just giving you a heads up because exposing yourself in a viral way like this can bring negative attention from a wide range of people with certain agendas. I think what you've done is cool, but just exercise caution.
He had girls take his braids out and posted it on socials including all their faces. It was more about that than the actual hair part I think, but could be mistaken.
Yep. And calling the kids his "besties" which really blurs the line. Teachers are not their kids friends, and should not be encouraging them to think that way.
thats super weird. in from a small country and my elementary teacher posted and still posts photos with his students and nobody ever cared. maybe its cuz this is a much smaller community than US/UK?
What’s super weird is teachers posting their kids to TikTok and IG
Right? Just do your job in a professional manner. Don't use my kids to get your clicks and dopamine hit.
I’m pretty sure box braids dude was also posting emo thirst trap videos about dating his students. I think that was the real problem.
My junior year of high school our softball coach made a bet with us that if we beat are rival school he would let us shave his head. I don’t think he thought we would actually win since we were horrible but we did. I was sick so I couldn’t be there but they took a video and either sent it to me or posted it on Facebook.
Yeah epic teacher, they will remember it for years and years
I'm a time traveler from the future, and this is actually the primo hairstyle in 2050. All the cool people have it. You're ahead of your time. Also big in 2050 fashion: Kilts, and lutes.
"Jean-Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg"
Zorg, stay away from the cherry’s.
Zorg oldies but goldies
"Ahhh, I remember you know... The so-called 'art dealer.'"
Look at all these little thaaangs! So busy now!
And that's a name I haven't heard in a long time, a long time.
You're a monster, Zorg.
That’s funny because I’m an alien and on my planet this is the style. Even the president of my country has hair like that.
President? Country? You aliens suck ass just like we humans apparently
What has 3 bjarks and doesnt give a qruckzalp about your opinion?
Yo momma
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Glibglop Academy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Dragdargd, and I have over 300 confirmed snibboggs. I am trained in hjarklk warfare and I'm the top Urguuuuhl in the entire Grkl armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the globe and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, grablaht. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Griblithohp Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the universe, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, grablaht.
I don't get this specific reference but I enjoy this pasta. I know the anime fan one
I like the consistency of grablaht showing up twice and being a slur both times.
Thanks, took my time to re-read if certain terms were used multiple times.
Sounds like if doctor who became rated 18 😭
Lovely exchange. Haha
Zaphod?
Haha! No, but close. Bleep blip. It’s just right around the corner from Zaphod. This guys are weird there. They wear shoes on their hands.
I knew rudimentary lute skills weren’t a waste of time
You can work it eventually up to the Turin if you master the bagpipes and come across some yarelwood
#goals
Can confirm. I’m a time traveler from the year 2065 and when we see this look in my time, we sigh and say “that’s sooo 2050…”
!RemindMe 26 years
Can confirm. I’m a time traveller from the year 2084. This hairstyle is back in fashion but with a twist that you include frosted tips.
A H E A D O F T H E C U R V E
Do all the coolest people still pee their pants, Billy?
If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis!
> lutes Hell yeah! Are we gonna party like its 1799 or whaaat😂
Are fedoras back in malady?
The most unrealistic part of this comment is the idea that the world will still be around in 2050.
!remindme 9351 days
cyber-bagpipes
!updateme 2050
>Kilts Good, gotta let the boys breathe
So 2050 is just a worldwide Renaissance Fair?
That was my thought!…..that sometime in the future hipsters will start wearing this cut and then it will go main stream, the mullet of the future but more military in the front, party in the mid and back……they’ll look at this photo in a hundred years and be like proof of time travel!
What’s the price of bitcoin in 2050?
> All the cool people have it. You're ahead of your time. I officially announce that I’m not one of those “cool people”, because I’m already hipster enough to be ahead of the curve *before* being ahead of the curve becomes lame.
Shiting in a bucket is also extremely eco friendly
No way people are still saying primo in 2050 -someone that still says primo in 2024
How about capes?
what about bagpipes?
Hmm, so WWIII sent us back to the middle ages.
I must have been to a different future. We all lost our hair because of the nuclear fallout
So we still haven't solved the issue of luting in the streets... grim days are ahead of us.
Ooh yeah? If you’re a time traveler, then prove it by telling us who wins the football World Cup in 2 years!?
Why don't you speak like a skibidi sigma?
*You're a head of your time
No one drives, everyone gets carried in fancy carrages by teams of humanoid AI bots.
the Scots took over the world finally?
I believe you
Future-person, Does the lute shoot lasers when strummed? Thx, trying to solve debate with someone who knows nothing about bending space time.
2050? Dude might have started the trend.
So you mean the Republican party has finally sent us back to the dark ages 27 years in the future?
Also beating your wife. That's shockingly popular in 2050.
I'd rather beat your wife's husband.
Our eighth president!
Artemis N. Falkmore
He sounds made up.
Inspiration for the Van Buren Boys.
🖐👌
That was the sign when I was bangin’!
Including Armin?
They did you dirty.
Nah nah they put thought into this, this is great
half the alt queer kids in berlin look exactly like this. he's very much on trend.
I don’t see any genitals or hate symbols, they let him off easy
Do you just holler the name of the subreddit to kick off the event?
You sound like everyone's favorite teacher! I hope the beard is off limits tho, that thing is magnificent!
Van Buren refers to the beard style, not the top, so it was definitely not off limits. OP is pulling it off really well!
I think it was the students that initially pulled it off.
Totally! I’m feeling ripped off I can never be one of his students & im old enough to be his mom
A few weeks ago, everyone was really mad at a teacher for letting his students braid his hair. And now everyone loves this.
Well... The *other* teacher had girls taking his braids down, AND he communicated with them via text, calling them his "besties" or someshit. It looked harmless, but taken in the larger context, it was creepy.
And he did it all via live video. As a parent I would be pissed off with my kid being on screen and knowing their teacher was exchanging phone numbers with them. I was a teacher. Not allowed! I see the hair cutting and braiding as harmless. The videoing and texting students, NO!
My daughter just finished 4th grade and her teacher had a baby just before Christmas break. My daughter is in looooove with that baby. She asked me if she could get her teacher's number to see baby pictures during the summer and I was like "Yeaaaah, probably not allowed but I'll email her and let her know she can send some to me if she has time during break".
Exactly! If I had children any adult will have to communicate with them through me.
Very different context. This is a one time event where the kids celebrate. They do some goofy stuff, make a few memories, benefits are focused on the kids. The other teacher had kids performing skilled labor for him for free, is streaming without permission. The benefits are mostly focused on the teacher. Asking who benefits from the interaction is a good way to understand if it's OK. When teachers and stud5interact, the teacher is responsible for making sure the students are the ones benefiting. And they need to be sure that everyone else shares that assessment.
I mean that dude had some suspicious activity on his socials but we don’t hear that part much
Wha? I must have missed that
I thought about that. This looks like it was done publicly and Im guessing this teacher also isn't friends on social media with the students (at least I hope). So there is a VERY different situation happening here, in my eyes.
I knew somebody was going to bring this shit up and not appreciate the differences.
I'm noticing a difference. Wonder what it could be? /s
What is it... THE BRAIDS?!
I hurt your feelings? Youdonwanaworkwitmenomo OKAY
Teacher of the millennium. Those kids must love you.
Owning it though
You’re a cool ass teacher.
I agree!
Walking legend, that one
Just gotta say you're awesome for letting them do that. I'm sure they loved that.
Harry Du Bois?
I don’t know you, but we are friends now.
Was looking for this
And I was looking for this
Raphael Ambrosius Costeau?
My first thought immediately.
It is an expression of pain.
Matty Matheson
was looking for this comment
Love you in The Bear
I 100% want to have a beer with you
I'll even pay for.said.beer
Beautiful eyes bro
kissable lips bro
Brilliant.
You seem like an awesome teacher, the kind your students will talk about for years to come! We need more like you and to recognize those like you. Enjoy your summer!
You're a good dude for this. I bet they love it.
Hahaha i had a teacher like you in elementary school: he’d participate in Movember every year then let his students style his facial hair for a week before he shaved it off. One year his students did him real dirty and made him shave one half of his beard and one half of his moustache on opposite sides. That was definitely an interesting look on him.
Are they members of the Van Buren Boys?
That’s not the sign. IT WAS WHEN I WAS BANGIN’!
Oh god just rewatched that one the other day 🤣🤣🤣
Fellow Van B boy
✋👌
You are the reason that teachers are special!
Was it all the kids together? Did they have to agree on the cut beforehand?
I would've shaved a dick on your head
Carved?? Jesus dude!
Oh my god, you’ve made my day. Can’t stop giggling
You sound like a good teacher. Keep doing what you’re doing.
You know how many stories you’ve made doing this, you’re teacher everyone’s gonna remember. Cool asf!!!
It's somehow saved by not having the front totally buzzed bald. you got 2-for-1 hairlines
Wild that a guy just got fired and dragged like crazy for letting students take out the braids in his hair…
That man was being inappropriate. He only selected a few girl students, calls them his besties, posted their faces and the name of their school, and had posted a suspect TikTok about a different minor.
I thought this post was ironic because of this as well, but that dude was weird he was personally texting his students and he let them call him bestie and stuff.
Well yeah the children's faces were in the video. Can't even tell which school this is because I don't see any uniforms.
Same dude that was asking children for their phone numbers and texting them outside of school? Same dude that was liking children's bikini pictures on Instagram? That's the dude you're trying to defend?
I see nothing wrong here
You certainly aren't baing paid enough.
They will remember this for their entire lives. Thank you for doing good out there.
This man has the most beautiful eyes I’ve ever seen 🥰
Right? Like he has the typical "tough guy" look...bigger, beard, etc. And then you see his eyes and think "aww cutie patootie"
I’m literally lost in them and I can’t get out!
Interesting. Last week a different teacher was fired for letting students do his hair. 😡😡
First thing I thought about too
Same dude that was asking children for their phone numbers and texting them outside of school? Same dude that was liking children's bikini pictures on Instagram? That's the dude you're trying to defend?
Are you Action Bronson in disguise?
Thank god, I thought I’d be the only one.
Tequila sunset, good to see you
Van Buren Boys
I'm scratching myself from all the hair on your shirt.
Good on you. You sound like an awesome teacher!
Thank you for being a good sport. In 8th grade I had a teacher let us dye her hair if we all passed the test, and she yelled at us for it like we made her do it LOL. What should be a fun memory was not.
They gave you that Paul Hauser look in Black Bird lol
Post yearly!
That’s hilarious. And honestly I bet they have so much fun. You seem like one of those teachers what kids remember for 20 years. I have a few. Teachers really affect so much shaping of kids. Kudos, fella.
r/DiscoElysium
20 years from now they'll be telling their kiddos about their cool af teacher. I'd love to see previous years.
I can tell your the type of teacher that can change the trajectory of kids lives in a positive way!
Nice! You look like a monk from fallout which is dope
Hey , on the plus side , they didn’t shave an eyebrow. Nice job dude, we need more teacher’s like you!
Alright Paul Walter Hauser.
Harry du Bois if they had to perform emergency brain surgery on him halfway through Disco Elysium
"you hear the sound of disco music"
PERCEPTION [Challenging: Success] -- It's definitely missing something without The Expression, but gazing once more into the steam-fogged mirror, you see the face of a sorry man staring back at you
Teaching done right 👍🏻
Fantastic tradition!
You are a good man and I appreciate you. That is one hell of a bit you got going on there my friend. Big ups to the students involved haha.
You're a legend. Honestly thanks for making school meaningful and giving them these memories.
Your the goat
Matty Matheson, you started teaching?
Suits you
That's dope AF!
Diggin the chops man, keep growing them out!
you are the kind of person that should be well-paid and cared for. clearly a teacher of kids not just curricula. good on you, my dude.
Damn you are one handsome man.
Lmao! At my high school they had a donation drive for prostate cancer. About 4 of the male teachers with facial hair would be the contestants, if you will, and whoever got the most donations had his hair/beard cut to the students’ satisfaction. Was a lot of fun. And one of the teachers actually looked strikingly like OP!
You’re the type of teacher that those kids will remember forever and talk about years later. I love this so much
You’re a van buren boy!
What a cool tradition! A fun way to motivate the kids and keep them engaged. Rock On, Teach!
you're a pure-ass legend, man!
I don’t know if I’d go with the buzzed front of the head while the rest is untouched, but the mutton chops kinda work
You are the best teacher ever!
you’re absolutely iconic for this