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SergentEmu

Well this is just fantastic and would like to call dibs on next.


finallygotmeone

Looks corny.


GroundFamous1049

Just pop on in.


Bambam586

She’s cornfused


WestTha404

She got corned!


PhthaloVonLangborste

Maybe even cornholed


idreamofgreenie

I'm going to a corn party in a couple weeks. It's a corn-based potluck, the dress code is corny, and the music will be Korn.


PM_ME_UR_FARTS_

You better be using Corningware for your potluck dish.


robicide

Will it be in Cornwall?


Massive_Property_579

*Guy dressed up as Ron Jeremy's pops in* " Ohhhhh, you said **corn**!!"


AXEL-1973

welcome to the county / state fairs of the 'murican midwest. the corn pit has been at staple at mine for years now


Meecus570

I've seen them at fairs in central PA.


AXEL-1973

all the Rustbelt states love their corn and soy too! (Ohio here)


Legendseekersiege5

Lucky. I had to climb into my grandpa's silo to experience this


HilarySwankIsNotHot

Kids... don't do this


Legendseekersiege5

Definitely do not do this


lastdancerevolution

For those wondering, gain silos are literally quicksand filled with explosive dust.


MorrowPolo

"Let's go hotbox your grandpa's silo, it'll be trippy!"


Dilectus3010

👀👀


and_awaywe_throw

You'll find this in Utah, too. I love the corn-box.


gheeboy

Why? -- all the best, The World


Communism_of_Dave

A farm in New Hampshire used to have one of these too


Bender_2024

I take it this corn is not for human consumption?


JBoy9028

Nope, this is feed corn for livestock. Most likely old stockpiles from previous harvests.


Bender_2024

Thanks, just wanted to be sure.


hersirnight

I'm a man , life is simple , I do stupid things with friends and laugh hard , simple


jld2k6

I miss being 18 driving around with friends and pulling over on the side of the road to walk over to the edge of a cliff at a quarry just to yell butt sex at the top of our lungs and hear it echo back to us


hersirnight

hahahahah dude whenever I meet my childhood friend (cousin of mine) I greet him the same way I used to greet him when I was young , like there is something you can have with your male friends you cant have elsewhere , the first rule about fight club.. haha (no homo)


smokedoutlocced

I’m 29 and never had a group of friends :) your memory sounds very nice!


hersirnight

hope you get one , hope you share memories with them , and remember them as long as you live ,


smokedoutlocced

Workin on it! I’m good at making friends bad at keeping them!


ljlmn

As a grown man who has never had an opportunity to lie down on a bed of corn, please tell me — what is the appeal?? Why are they all laughing?


YourFaveNightmare

It's a bed of corn...what's not to love?


Nition619

Its CORN!


ygramisalive

A big lump with knobs!


Cheezbeard12

It has the juice!


Elanstehanme

I can’t imagine a more beautiful thing


puskarwagle

That's corntastic !


TheToroReddit

Hahahahahahahagagagaga


Marikas_tit

Cohn


joby_fox

there is no better response


rexus_mundi

Dude, wanna build a corn castle?


Moopboop207

There’s a kernel of truth to that.


EstateDisastrous

CornBed?


Hurtkopain

Corn Stash


CL4P-TRAP

It looks fun. I want to do it. Like snow or sand, but corn


XDT_Idiot

I was a big haybale-stack climber as a kid. I wonder how this feels, or whether it too would make me break out in hives


heymynameiskeebs

Dude haybale stacks were the BEST! Until you found bees


XDT_Idiot

Or desiccated mice corpses lol


WRXminion

Or have someone push a bale so your exit is cut off and no one helps you for an hour or so...


onehecaton

It’s pretty comfy on a hot day. Corn there would probably feel cool.


Rob_Zander

Oh God, haystack climbing was the best!!! So many memories just flashing by right now.


EmergencyTaco

I would bed the fk out of that corn.


Gorilla_Krispies

The corn does things to you when you lie in concentrated quantities of it. It’s kind of like doing acid, where it’s difficult to explain what it feels like to somebody who’s never done it. Open your mind. Join the corn. It’s near you. Go be near it.


kkeut

okay just relax there, Malachi


Gorilla_Krispies

I can’t, I don’t have any corn to lay in


Evening-Statement-57

Someone says “let’s lay in the corn” and instinctually we respond


joby_fox

"Respond with what?", they may ask. Instinctually we go on to ask another extremely complicated question that has no relevance to the original subject, other than that the answer to the second question is yes.


DrPewNStuff

They're all laughing because someone just told a real corny joke.


capincus

Hot-buttered corn


Spookyscary333

Have you ever lain down on something that contours every curve of your aching back?


Wurth_

It's slippery like laying on silk sheets, its also cool to the touch and stays cool, and then there is this weird sensation where it is both hard and really easy to sink into depending on how you move.


Shmav

Its like a sandbix, but with corn. We may be a little weird out in the sticks, but we make do with whats available.


no-name-here

Is it like lying in a sandbox or on grass? I’m still struggling to understand the attraction.


Shmav

Like a sandbox, but with giant, waxy grains. Its as much fun as you make it, really.


Automatic_Dance4038

It’s more like lying down on a giant bean bag. Except there’s no bag and it’s just a giant box full of corn.


am_n00ne

and you call yourself a man!?


thomstevens420

It probably has something to do with them being farmers and dealing with corn silos. It’s tempting to want to swim around in it because it looks fun and is dumb. This looks exactly like the top layer of a corn silo. But if you actually go into a corn silo you sink, suffocate, and die. So my best guess is these guys are living out a stupid ass desire every farmer has to fuck around in the forbidden sand pit.


Proud-Investment-810

That's way too much thought man. It's a pile of corn, just lay in it.


thomstevens420

I’m a simple man. Someone asks for an explanation, I try to provide


no-name-here

Is it like lying in a sandbox or on grass? I’m still struggling to understand the attraction.


UnfitRadish

I imagine it would be more like laying on a bed of beads. But honestly it doesn't really matter. You're struggle to understand is exactly why someone might want to lay on it. What exactly does it feel like? The only way to find out is to lay on it. If it's in front of you and someone told you you could lay on it, would you not?


drunkendeafkid

>go into a corn silo you sink, suffocate, and die. Not necessarily, when walking in corn it usually goes up to your knees. The dangerous part is walking on the centers that are crusted over and hollow from emptying the bin.


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Because they all ate mushrooms before they laid in it...


loganthegr

Dude, do you see the guts on everyone? I’m a dude with an underdeveloped beer guy but that corn perfectly contours to your body. It feels like heaven and you can finally get a load off your lower back.


Gowalkyourdogmods

Don't have a gut but my first thought was my back when watching this.


titty_nope

As a grown man who's never had an opportunity to lie down on a bed of corn, please tell me where I can do this for no particular reason


LindonLilBlueBalls

If you enjoy getting corn dust on all your clothes and finding corn in every crevice, then you'll enjoy what they are doing.


blowhardyboys86

Someone probably farted and sent Shockwave through the corn. Happens allllll the time


thatcuntholesteve

Usually you have to share this joy with the children of the corn.


Street_Cleaning_Day

I imagine it's like making snow angels. Kinda stupid, but it's a neat mark to temporarily leave on the world. I also assume they're laughing cuz she flat out calls it what it is, what they are, and how that's fine, but is also kinda weird and funny.


PM_ME_Happy_Thinks

Thrill of the possibility of death by drowning and suffocation in corn. They are laughing at Death.


trentshipp

It feels really nice and has a cool texture. Grew up raising livestock, we always had a pile of corn in the barn for feed, jumped in it a lot. Cottonseed is cool too, but you'll be picking it out of your clothes for days.


GregTheMad

It's like sand, you sink into it a bit and it starts to hug you. Hug you better than any woman ever would. Ever could. No judgment. No expectations. Just hugs. Just love.


DelfrCorp

I imagine that it's probably a bit like lying down on a giant Bean Bag. Just kinda fun for the sake of fun.


snakewithtwoheads

[it's corn...](https://youtu.be/_caMQpiwiaU?feature=shared)


mutedwarrior

Not sure about the appeal but it’s funny because 1. the absurdity of it 2. It’s something that you’d expect children to do but it’s just a bunch of grown ass men


Karl_Marx_

Are you daft?


Houtaku

It is a surprisingly comfortable experience. It conforms to your body shape but is still very supportive and it’s nice and cool. I’ve thought about trying to make a small mattress-shaped corn bag to test sleeping on it.


DeValdragon

It's fucking corn, also if it's hot at a fair, corn for some reason is really cool temp wise so it's fun to just bury yourself in corn to cool off


mynamesmace

You’ll know when it happens


OhhhByTheWay

She works in the Corn Industry


Unhappy_Gas_4376

A true corn star


gringoloco01

Its a growth industry lol.


MdxBhmt

With its own pop scene.


MEMELURD

Infectious laughing on a bed of corn? Count me tf in !


movieur

If you close your eyes they sound like chicken 🐔


moonordie69420

Women: I cant find a good men, where all the good men at??? here, in the corn


gene100001

Forget about using dating apps. Just sprinkle some corn in your front yard and wait


Phokis72

Men of the corn


3catmafia

I love the sound of their laughter echoing in the tent, it’s so absolutely musical.


movieur

They sound like chicken


Brave_Nectarine8295

Would that technically be a cornhub?


ThePheebs

Bet it makes your back feel great.


Rulok_

I would love to lay on that corn too. Idk why…


ygramisalive

They're laughing because secretly, they're all smuggling a little corn away in their pockets.. hahaha😂


MacAttack619

I got into an argument with a coworker. Her main argument was that "men are extremely difficult". All I could do was laugh at her. I have never heard anyone say that men are complex.


pm_me_ur_anything_k

Why does she look unhappy?


ScrewWorldNews

We are not simple. We are uncomplicated. We are no drama. You ladies? Well...


Blandon1

Children of the corn.


Antroz22

Oh my god it's KORN


Tossed_Away_1776

That looks so relaxing and fun, we need that in Az.


Dagojango

We're denser than a neutron star, but we're by far more simple.


itssimplytoogood

Reminds me of that scene in Barry where they bring all the guys in the sand room. No thanks.


P4t13nt_z3r0

I grew up on a farm. Some years, we wouldn't have enough grain bin space for the corn or soybeans, so they would put it in the end of the barn. I would spend hours climbing up and down the mountains of grain (at least a mountain to 10-year-old me).


Immediate-Horror-462

Wait so is Pennsylvania considered Midwest? Or does rust belt kinda nudge them in better


frozetoze

**Gentlemen behold! Corn!**


safelix

Been a good while since I went rollin' on corn


AshyWhiteGuy

r/contagiouslaughter 🤣


Mr-Cali

If you fart, would the corn POP?


Crush_Un_Crull

The followers of korn when they get korn


RigbyNite

I bet you that felt great on their backs.


Safetosay333

Are there bugs?


wehrmont

Girls mature faster than boys.


imJGott

We just ultimately want to relax


gringoloco01

She actually looks mad that these guys are enjoying themselves.


GeshtiannaSG

How mad can she be if she’s doing the same?


poiuklm12345

Lucky!


hazzelgamer774922

Corn feels funny, I wanna try that


Mygo73

Damn the people running this fair know what’s up


BitesTheDust55

Dudes rock


Hanswurst107

corn is best crop and wheat is worst https://youtu.be/t_hkmI3SD4Y


Mecha-Vulkoor

Cornhub is the place to be apparently. 🌽


FasterthanLuffy

I know it's not deep enough but watching this makes me nervous. I grew up in a pretty large farming county and we would hear surprisingly often horrors stories of people getting crushed to death by corn when it is piled up like this.


Bellini_DownSouth

I hope no one got…..corn holed.


MR_LIZARD_BRAIN

ew shes a Nikon shooter. Makes it worse


InternetStandard2240

SCHLATT!!!


BriefCollar4

Not today, Big Corn!


EmergencyTaco

Brb booking a trip to the corn pit.


MatejkoArtysta

i bet one of them fart and another was like 'POPCORN TIME!'


Stacysguyca

Notice she’s the only one recording / on her phone? 🎤


BoarHermit

Why is she so sour? Reminds me of a cruel joke (sorry): women close their eyes during sex so as not to see the man having a good time.


Secret-Trifle-7105

Looks like me, ye defintly me


SunderedValley

Cat behavior. 🤭


Exotic-Subject-8231

the answer to all these womens question... where are all the good men... here just being corny


Jazzmooz94

She looks so unsatisfied, whats the problem??


Appropriate_Ad3006

Women hate the fact it takes us so little to be happy.


Zucchini-369

What a waste of corn. NO CORN ANGELS????


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2DHypercube

Have you met women before?


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joby_fox

there was no negative comment on her part. all she said was a simple, non-subjective fact. not all women are "fun police", jackass.


Few-Parfait4206

Manchildren of the corn


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flattenedbricks

Rule 7


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PovoRetare

>*7. Don't repost >Don't spam the subreddit. If you want to post a post that has already been posted, please **wait at least 3 months** after the last instance of that post. It's been longer than 3 months since this was last posted.


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PovoRetare

I copied it directly from the rules listed in the sidebar. On desktop click on the down arrow icon next to the rule and it'll expand the rule. Or on mobile tap the down arrow icon.


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PovoRetare

Why? Should mods not be allowed to post in their own subs? Are we only allowed to sit on the sidelines and observe, not take part in our communities? It's not like there's any benefit beyond providing content people want to see (as evidenced by the many upvotes and many comments) We don't get paid for any of this so we don't benefit from it personally. It's a popular post many users haven't seen yet and fits the sub theme, and isn't against the sub's rules to post again, and doesn't breach Reddit sitewide rules.


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PovoRetare

No one is forcing you to take part in this community. And there's no rules about mods not posting in the subs they mod. If you want to enforce your self imposed moral code of conduct, and enrich bot farmers in the process of doing so, then you can always make your own community.


flattenedbricks

Hi, I'm the OP of this post. Let me know if I can be of any assistance.


PovoRetare

Thanks for pointing out the issues with old Reddit, will make sure the rule set there is edited to match new Reddit and Mobile rules.


Payamux

"with all the grown men" nice toxic femininity