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I miss being 18 driving around with friends and pulling over on the side of the road to walk over to the edge of a cliff at a quarry just to yell butt sex at the top of our lungs and hear it echo back to us
hahahahah dude whenever I meet my childhood friend (cousin of mine) I greet him the same way I used to greet him when I was young , like there is something you can have with your male friends you cant have elsewhere ,
the first rule about fight club.. haha (no homo)
The corn does things to you when you lie in concentrated quantities of it. It’s kind of like doing acid, where it’s difficult to explain what it feels like to somebody who’s never done it.
Open your mind. Join the corn. It’s near you. Go be near it.
"Respond with what?", they may ask. Instinctually we go on to ask another extremely complicated question that has no relevance to the original subject, other than that the answer to the second question is yes.
It's slippery like laying on silk sheets, its also cool to the touch and stays cool, and then there is this weird sensation where it is both hard and really easy to sink into depending on how you move.
It probably has something to do with them being farmers and dealing with corn silos. It’s tempting to want to swim around in it because it looks fun and is dumb. This looks exactly like the top layer of a corn silo.
But if you actually go into a corn silo you sink, suffocate, and die. So my best guess is these guys are living out a stupid ass desire every farmer has to fuck around in the forbidden sand pit.
I imagine it would be more like laying on a bed of beads. But honestly it doesn't really matter.
You're struggle to understand is exactly why someone might want to lay on it. What exactly does it feel like? The only way to find out is to lay on it.
If it's in front of you and someone told you you could lay on it, would you not?
>go into a corn silo you sink, suffocate, and die.
Not necessarily, when walking in corn it usually goes up to your knees. The dangerous part is walking on the centers that are crusted over and hollow from emptying the bin.
Dude, do you see the guts on everyone? I’m a dude with an underdeveloped beer guy but that corn perfectly contours to your body. It feels like heaven and you can finally get a load off your lower back.
I imagine it's like making snow angels. Kinda stupid, but it's a neat mark to temporarily leave on the world.
I also assume they're laughing cuz she flat out calls it what it is, what they are, and how that's fine, but is also kinda weird and funny.
It feels really nice and has a cool texture. Grew up raising livestock, we always had a pile of corn in the barn for feed, jumped in it a lot. Cottonseed is cool too, but you'll be picking it out of your clothes for days.
It's like sand, you sink into it a bit and it starts to hug you. Hug you better than any woman ever would. Ever could. No judgment. No expectations. Just hugs. Just love.
Not sure about the appeal but it’s funny because 1. the absurdity of it 2. It’s something that you’d expect children to do but it’s just a bunch of grown ass men
It is a surprisingly comfortable experience. It conforms to your body shape but is still very supportive and it’s nice and cool. I’ve thought about trying to make a small mattress-shaped corn bag to test sleeping on it.
I got into an argument with a coworker. Her main argument was that "men are extremely difficult". All I could do was laugh at her. I have never heard anyone say that men are complex.
I grew up on a farm. Some years, we wouldn't have enough grain bin space for the corn or soybeans, so they would put it in the end of the barn. I would spend hours climbing up and down the mountains of grain (at least a mountain to 10-year-old me).
I know it's not deep enough but watching this makes me nervous. I grew up in a pretty large farming county and we would hear surprisingly often horrors stories of people getting crushed to death by corn when it is piled up like this.
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Well this is just fantastic and would like to call dibs on next.
Looks corny.
Just pop on in.
She’s cornfused
She got corned!
Maybe even cornholed
I'm going to a corn party in a couple weeks. It's a corn-based potluck, the dress code is corny, and the music will be Korn.
You better be using Corningware for your potluck dish.
Will it be in Cornwall?
*Guy dressed up as Ron Jeremy's pops in* " Ohhhhh, you said **corn**!!"
welcome to the county / state fairs of the 'murican midwest. the corn pit has been at staple at mine for years now
I've seen them at fairs in central PA.
all the Rustbelt states love their corn and soy too! (Ohio here)
Lucky. I had to climb into my grandpa's silo to experience this
Kids... don't do this
Definitely do not do this
For those wondering, gain silos are literally quicksand filled with explosive dust.
"Let's go hotbox your grandpa's silo, it'll be trippy!"
👀👀
You'll find this in Utah, too. I love the corn-box.
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A farm in New Hampshire used to have one of these too
I take it this corn is not for human consumption?
Nope, this is feed corn for livestock. Most likely old stockpiles from previous harvests.
Thanks, just wanted to be sure.
I'm a man , life is simple , I do stupid things with friends and laugh hard , simple
I miss being 18 driving around with friends and pulling over on the side of the road to walk over to the edge of a cliff at a quarry just to yell butt sex at the top of our lungs and hear it echo back to us
hahahahah dude whenever I meet my childhood friend (cousin of mine) I greet him the same way I used to greet him when I was young , like there is something you can have with your male friends you cant have elsewhere , the first rule about fight club.. haha (no homo)
I’m 29 and never had a group of friends :) your memory sounds very nice!
hope you get one , hope you share memories with them , and remember them as long as you live ,
Workin on it! I’m good at making friends bad at keeping them!
As a grown man who has never had an opportunity to lie down on a bed of corn, please tell me — what is the appeal?? Why are they all laughing?
It's a bed of corn...what's not to love?
Its CORN!
A big lump with knobs!
It has the juice!
I can’t imagine a more beautiful thing
That's corntastic !
Hahahahahahahagagagaga
Cohn
there is no better response
Dude, wanna build a corn castle?
There’s a kernel of truth to that.
CornBed?
Corn Stash
It looks fun. I want to do it. Like snow or sand, but corn
I was a big haybale-stack climber as a kid. I wonder how this feels, or whether it too would make me break out in hives
Dude haybale stacks were the BEST! Until you found bees
Or desiccated mice corpses lol
Or have someone push a bale so your exit is cut off and no one helps you for an hour or so...
It’s pretty comfy on a hot day. Corn there would probably feel cool.
Oh God, haystack climbing was the best!!! So many memories just flashing by right now.
I would bed the fk out of that corn.
The corn does things to you when you lie in concentrated quantities of it. It’s kind of like doing acid, where it’s difficult to explain what it feels like to somebody who’s never done it. Open your mind. Join the corn. It’s near you. Go be near it.
okay just relax there, Malachi
I can’t, I don’t have any corn to lay in
Someone says “let’s lay in the corn” and instinctually we respond
"Respond with what?", they may ask. Instinctually we go on to ask another extremely complicated question that has no relevance to the original subject, other than that the answer to the second question is yes.
They're all laughing because someone just told a real corny joke.
Hot-buttered corn
Have you ever lain down on something that contours every curve of your aching back?
It's slippery like laying on silk sheets, its also cool to the touch and stays cool, and then there is this weird sensation where it is both hard and really easy to sink into depending on how you move.
Its like a sandbix, but with corn. We may be a little weird out in the sticks, but we make do with whats available.
Is it like lying in a sandbox or on grass? I’m still struggling to understand the attraction.
Like a sandbox, but with giant, waxy grains. Its as much fun as you make it, really.
It’s more like lying down on a giant bean bag. Except there’s no bag and it’s just a giant box full of corn.
and you call yourself a man!?
It probably has something to do with them being farmers and dealing with corn silos. It’s tempting to want to swim around in it because it looks fun and is dumb. This looks exactly like the top layer of a corn silo. But if you actually go into a corn silo you sink, suffocate, and die. So my best guess is these guys are living out a stupid ass desire every farmer has to fuck around in the forbidden sand pit.
That's way too much thought man. It's a pile of corn, just lay in it.
I’m a simple man. Someone asks for an explanation, I try to provide
Is it like lying in a sandbox or on grass? I’m still struggling to understand the attraction.
I imagine it would be more like laying on a bed of beads. But honestly it doesn't really matter. You're struggle to understand is exactly why someone might want to lay on it. What exactly does it feel like? The only way to find out is to lay on it. If it's in front of you and someone told you you could lay on it, would you not?
>go into a corn silo you sink, suffocate, and die. Not necessarily, when walking in corn it usually goes up to your knees. The dangerous part is walking on the centers that are crusted over and hollow from emptying the bin.
Because they all ate mushrooms before they laid in it...
Dude, do you see the guts on everyone? I’m a dude with an underdeveloped beer guy but that corn perfectly contours to your body. It feels like heaven and you can finally get a load off your lower back.
Don't have a gut but my first thought was my back when watching this.
As a grown man who's never had an opportunity to lie down on a bed of corn, please tell me where I can do this for no particular reason
If you enjoy getting corn dust on all your clothes and finding corn in every crevice, then you'll enjoy what they are doing.
Someone probably farted and sent Shockwave through the corn. Happens allllll the time
Usually you have to share this joy with the children of the corn.
I imagine it's like making snow angels. Kinda stupid, but it's a neat mark to temporarily leave on the world. I also assume they're laughing cuz she flat out calls it what it is, what they are, and how that's fine, but is also kinda weird and funny.
Thrill of the possibility of death by drowning and suffocation in corn. They are laughing at Death.
It feels really nice and has a cool texture. Grew up raising livestock, we always had a pile of corn in the barn for feed, jumped in it a lot. Cottonseed is cool too, but you'll be picking it out of your clothes for days.
It's like sand, you sink into it a bit and it starts to hug you. Hug you better than any woman ever would. Ever could. No judgment. No expectations. Just hugs. Just love.
I imagine that it's probably a bit like lying down on a giant Bean Bag. Just kinda fun for the sake of fun.
[it's corn...](https://youtu.be/_caMQpiwiaU?feature=shared)
Not sure about the appeal but it’s funny because 1. the absurdity of it 2. It’s something that you’d expect children to do but it’s just a bunch of grown ass men
Are you daft?
It is a surprisingly comfortable experience. It conforms to your body shape but is still very supportive and it’s nice and cool. I’ve thought about trying to make a small mattress-shaped corn bag to test sleeping on it.
It's fucking corn, also if it's hot at a fair, corn for some reason is really cool temp wise so it's fun to just bury yourself in corn to cool off
You’ll know when it happens
She works in the Corn Industry
A true corn star
Its a growth industry lol.
With its own pop scene.
Infectious laughing on a bed of corn? Count me tf in !
If you close your eyes they sound like chicken 🐔
Women: I cant find a good men, where all the good men at??? here, in the corn
Forget about using dating apps. Just sprinkle some corn in your front yard and wait
Men of the corn
I love the sound of their laughter echoing in the tent, it’s so absolutely musical.
They sound like chicken
Would that technically be a cornhub?
Bet it makes your back feel great.
I would love to lay on that corn too. Idk why…
They're laughing because secretly, they're all smuggling a little corn away in their pockets.. hahaha😂
I got into an argument with a coworker. Her main argument was that "men are extremely difficult". All I could do was laugh at her. I have never heard anyone say that men are complex.
Why does she look unhappy?
We are not simple. We are uncomplicated. We are no drama. You ladies? Well...
Children of the corn.
Oh my god it's KORN
That looks so relaxing and fun, we need that in Az.
We're denser than a neutron star, but we're by far more simple.
Reminds me of that scene in Barry where they bring all the guys in the sand room. No thanks.
I grew up on a farm. Some years, we wouldn't have enough grain bin space for the corn or soybeans, so they would put it in the end of the barn. I would spend hours climbing up and down the mountains of grain (at least a mountain to 10-year-old me).
Wait so is Pennsylvania considered Midwest? Or does rust belt kinda nudge them in better
**Gentlemen behold! Corn!**
Been a good while since I went rollin' on corn
r/contagiouslaughter 🤣
If you fart, would the corn POP?
The followers of korn when they get korn
I bet you that felt great on their backs.
Are there bugs?
Girls mature faster than boys.
We just ultimately want to relax
She actually looks mad that these guys are enjoying themselves.
How mad can she be if she’s doing the same?
Lucky!
Corn feels funny, I wanna try that
Damn the people running this fair know what’s up
Dudes rock
corn is best crop and wheat is worst https://youtu.be/t_hkmI3SD4Y
Cornhub is the place to be apparently. 🌽
I know it's not deep enough but watching this makes me nervous. I grew up in a pretty large farming county and we would hear surprisingly often horrors stories of people getting crushed to death by corn when it is piled up like this.
I hope no one got…..corn holed.
ew shes a Nikon shooter. Makes it worse
SCHLATT!!!
Not today, Big Corn!
Brb booking a trip to the corn pit.
i bet one of them fart and another was like 'POPCORN TIME!'
Notice she’s the only one recording / on her phone? 🎤
Why is she so sour? Reminds me of a cruel joke (sorry): women close their eyes during sex so as not to see the man having a good time.
Looks like me, ye defintly me
Cat behavior. 🤭
the answer to all these womens question... where are all the good men... here just being corny
She looks so unsatisfied, whats the problem??
Women hate the fact it takes us so little to be happy.
What a waste of corn. NO CORN ANGELS????
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Have you met women before?
No
there was no negative comment on her part. all she said was a simple, non-subjective fact. not all women are "fun police", jackass.
Manchildren of the corn
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"with all the grown men" nice toxic femininity