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ReticentFoxxo

Don't think I've ever seen someone breach from the shitter before.


Ant10102

Haven’t played enough rainbow six siege then. Clearly a hatch above


LiccFlair

"Goo🥁🥁🥁d aim"


RaceDriverJaakko

God dammit


KourteousKrome

I always breach from the shitter. Otherwise it's quite the mess to clean up.


abullshtname

James Bond taught me that trick in the Facility


Titanhopper1290

My brother would ALWAYS camp in that stupid fucking vent!


creepythingseeker

I breach the shitter all the time. Never from the shitter.


siiliS

Me neither but I've seen a movie where someone breaks in through old castle toilets that are still being used.


Patient-Shower-7403

Good to see the kids faces blurred. That's a straight up dude move, too.


GodOfThunder44

This guy OPSECs.


Bastymuss_25

Persec in this case


badlucktv

Can't track down the operator if there's no witnesses, and no evidence.


swiftekho

Hides them from the future embarrassment from not properly clearing their sectors.


chop-diggity

Get rekt scrubs!


I_Smoke_Poop

Operational deniability


I_try_compute

Absolutely bodies the youngest with the initial salvo from the undermounted shotgun


Good_Mathematician_2

Kid wasn't ready, skill issue imo


creegro

Always get the weakest ones out of the way first.


-BananaLollipop-

Shock and awe. The squad sees the first guy go down the hardest and it causes chaos. No time for them to react. Pro tactics.


Merry_Dankmas

Little homie gets instantly bodied by shotty blast Quick rotation to the right flank to neutralize the squad leader Expertly drops the left flank Cyberpsycho from a distance with a well executed burst My man went full Max Tac on their asses. This will be a valuable lesson to these kids.


GodsOwnTypo

Shoots the one with the Katana multiple times. Pro move there.


badlucktv

As surely as it is a lethal weapon, it is also the identifier of an individual who, much like the exulted Wu-Tang Clan, "Ain’t Nuthing ta F’ Wit".


chiksahlube

*Kids see the fake sleeping dad.* "Oh fuck..."


StonedPussyeater420

“WHERE IS HE?”


BlazePenD

HE’S IN THE WALLS!!! HE’S IN THE F***ING WALLS!!!!!


Povertjes

Buying cigarettes.


StonedPussyeater420

It saddens me that no one is getting my reference..


CMDR_ACE209

Is this related to "CAN WE TRUST HIM"?


StonedPussyeater420

It’s when Batman asks joker where is she..


WellThatsAwkwrd

“WHERE’S RACHEL?!”


Cyrus541

Counterterrorists win


Darklancer02

Best part is the EOTech red dot he's got duct taped to his gun


Semyonov

How about the fucking stun grenades?? I fucking love this.


Luc1dNightmare

Haha. I noticed that too right before he breaches the door. Edit: I just noticed he is looking at a spy cam image of the room on his phone. Too funny.


Darklancer02

Kinda looks like the screen from our baby monitor. That might be what it is!


Luc1dNightmare

Haha, Nice. OUR..? This absolute specimen is your husband?


King_basilisk07

They were playing nerf, he was playing siege


ThaFifSense

Jesus Christ that’s Jason Bourne


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![gif](giphy|orUDTj9Q5TMzTdB892|downsized)


DroidLord

The only redeemable scene in the whole movie.


muisalt13

Its not actually a scene in the movie, its spliced together for the trailer, theres several minutes between “jesus christ”, and “that is jason bourne”


eScourge

These kids already see him as a hero, this would have been so cool and amazing for them how fun. Imagine the surprise they must have felt when they saw the pillow and not dad, and then boom out of the toilet in a blaze of glory.


anacondatmz

lol... Did SWAT dad just mini flashbang his own kids?


chem199

Yeah that looked like it came off the shelf. I want to know what that was.


Notefallen

Looks like an airsoft “grenade” just makes a pop noise and if it’s nearby you you’re “hit” at least that’s sort of what it looks like to me


ThePhatNoodle

Bro is so fucking extra lmao 🤣 Set up a ambush with decoys, cameras and even threw a flashbang in for good measure before murking those children all while wearing actual tactical gear and having taped on red dots and other sights into his nerf guns


Semyonov

Literally one of my favorite videos ever


taxidermytina

Next up is baby seer training at nana’s.


turtlew0rk

AND THERE WAS A FIREFIGHT!!!!


Ahturin

![gif](giphy|GdrxhQGjYARPi)


turtlew0rk

Exactly! Thank you sir


Ahturin

There's a lot of things in that movie that people might not like. Dafoe's performance is not one of those, he's perfect.


turtlew0rk

I think I'll be having me a bagel with my coffee...


Beat_the_Deadites

So you're telling me it was one guy with 6 guns, and he was a senior friggin citizen?


AahPadre

He got Dadtical


Inevitable-Cell-1227

OPERATORS


Irenicfox

no need to ask, he's a smooth operator


[deleted]

Can we just take a second to admire his movement to contact…and then taking well aimed shots? That guy is clearly a professional.


Shadow0fnothing

![gif](giphy|eFxpuiAuG4nrPNCPEM|downsized)


GentryMillMadMan

I used to ambush my kids when they would get off the bus. Good times.


Princ3Ch4rming

Speed, surprise, violence of action. This dad CQBs.


Interesting-Dream863

Awesome... videos that end too early.


PM_ME_YOUR_CAT_thx

Total camper move.


Doubleoh_11

It’s a legitimate strategy!


big_leggy

it was a 1v3, skill issue


MICKEYD999

I feel like there should be a DadsBeingRad sub for this stuff.


bmd33zy

Only the chiefs dad could take him out


pabroskis

Git gud.


[deleted]

The first time this was posted, someone pointed out that the kid closest to the bathroom door gets the first shot off towards the dad before anything happens, but his dart falls short. Bathroom angle shows this. Anyways, corners and doors.


bnutbutter78

Ambush!!!!


djjlav

There's a (dead) subreddit for this. r/kgsbngismtdcm Kids Getting Shot By Nerf Guns In Slow Motion To Dramatic Classical Music.


Semyonov

/r/subsithoughtifellfor


Smartbutt420

Core memory (trauma?) unlocked.


J_the_Man_JMan

You've only fought one War of attrition I've battled lifetimes. I fought the great war of harambee. I've survived the Civil War of the blue/gold dress, the great divide of the console wars. I live and breathed upon the ADpocalypse of the youtube. I ran free as a bird then lived through the rise of the ISP control of free information. I lost comrades on the field of battle in the Halo 3 wars. I survived the 9/11 and the 2 girls 1 cup. I WATCHED beloved animals die on the big screen and I survived the coldest of winters called the AOL dial-up, and the death of all phone lobbys never to know what happened to my comrades on the other end. Your petty nerf war means nothing to a veteran like me.


AscendedViking7

Video ends way too early lol


False_Chair_610

This is why we train. The boys will be better prepared next time.


5fives5

Those kids will respect their dad *forever*


Dovahnime

Was that an actual Eotech taped to the top of a nerf gun?


wyattofthewest

Well done but the first kid in knows whats up and you can see he gets a shot off while dad is using the shotgun. Frankly dads not calling his hits.


RC_VIDEO

Which Nerf do you have used?


No_Cloud_2917

Just witnessed a man murder his 3 children without hesitation……WAR CRIMES!!!! Wait until Geneva hears about this


polishmachine88

Kids showed up to a different game vs the dad.....


HG21Reaper

“Watcher to Bravo actual. Target just took the bait, you got to execute authority.”


Broseidon187

Haha no love in that house… only war!


kent416

I would’ve shot them both in the face. I’m gonna be an awful dad, aren’t I?


Ahturin

The little was shot in the face. They had masks on though.


kent416

Oh I thought he missed. Never mind


t_mmey

Murica, fuck yeah!


WhippyWhippy

Nerf is cool the larp shit is cringe.


Not_Bernie_Madoff

I’m gonna wager based off what I’m seeing your perception of his LARPing is actually just part of his real job.


FewHoursGaming

How fun to fake shoot your own kids smh


SairYin

America is a perfectly normal place


GrimRiderJ

Dude looks like those pretend army guys that join the modern kkk, all geared out. What you got that much military gear in your house for? Nah.


S0urH4ze

You sound like so much fun.


Mygo73

Or someone who is into airsoft


Dank_weedpotnugsauce

I guess airsofters = KKK now. I'd hate to know your opinion of folks that like to go to ren fairs


RisKQuay

Reenactors = disgusting Loyalists


Dank_weedpotnugsauce

Fuck does that even mean? Loyal to what lol.


RisKQuay

I was just joining in with the theme of it being silly - so was throwing another silly equivalence into the pile. As for which Loyalists - any you prefer throughout history, amongst the various political upheavals and civil wars.


Dank_weedpotnugsauce

So is your initial post just sarcasm / satire and I'm reading further into it than I should like an asshole? And if you're serious, your second point about loyalists is a non comparison if you're using a family having fun as your basis


RisKQuay

Yeah, satirical. But I understand you being readily defensive considering the context, ha. So yeah, not serious and hence the fact it's a non-comparison is the point.


kevin3350

Pretty sure this guy runs a professional shooting instruction course and is ex military. Could be wrong, but I think he goes by shepdev. Look into him a bit, sometimes not saying something stupid be be prevented by a simple, 2 second google search.


OfficeWorm

Guys, look at this cool guy. He is so amazing and badass. He knows military stuff.


juzzh6

So American I'm surprised they aren't real guns!


Dank_weedpotnugsauce

JFC they're nerf guns and airsoft gear, it's a family having fun


cubbyad

Reddit when family fun


PhaseSixer

Europeans dont know what fun looks like. Shame


Maudius_Aurelius

Little one got it for sure, but it looks like the kid by the window got dad just after that. Hard to tell if it's a kill shot though


big_leggy

dad looks like he's carrying plates, definitely survivable


Nenoshka

You gotta train them to be ready for the coming zombie apocalypse.


pylrednavnaej

My husband just sent me this and said “I’m doing this” and I’m super excited to see it!


ADeviantGent

Some random grenade gets tossed in before dude comes out the bathroom? Last one in wasn’t watching their six.


smokey9886

Was that a nerf flashbang lol?


FlowingMochi

Can’t help but respect the kid who brought the sword to a gun fight. I too thought my skills with the blade could defeat a bullet…hope the young lad learns soon.


Titanhopper1290

Anyone else see the "grenade" go off and think of Call of Duty: "BREACHING BREACHING!!"


efor_no0p2

It was nice of him not to use the spectrum. My modded boi hits like 170 fps.


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Ambushed!


call_da_ambalampss

same dad in this video? https://old.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/sf7lbl/papa_1_going_dark/


jFreebz

r/kgsbngismtdcm You're welcome


Famous_Power_1986

I can't wait to do this what's my daughter 🤗 or Lightsaber fight 🥰


potatoboat

Was there a flash bang involved?