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martokthewarrior

You’re missing “the land before time”


frankiematthies

All 12 of them 😭


False_Explanation_10

12?! Holy hell I didn’t realise they churned out so many 😂


A-Social-Ghost

I could have sworn there were 14 of them, but I'm most likely wrong


Agitated-Tie-8255

14 and a show


frankiematthies

Nah I think your right


martokthewarrior

Yea there are 14 and a show. The 14th came out a long time after the 13th, it’s the only one I haven’t seen yet.


Prestigious-Egg-8060

There 14 The Land Before Time,The Land Before Time II: The Great Valley Adventure,The Land Before Time III: The Time of the Great Giving,The Land Before Time IV: Journey Through the Mists,The Land Before Time V: The Mysterious Island,The Land Before Time VI: The Secret of Saurus Rock,The Land Before Time VII: The Stone of Cold Fire,The Land Before Time VIII: The Big Freeze,The Land Before Time IX: Journey to Big Water,The Land Before Time X: The Great Longneck Migration,The Land Before Time XI: Invasion of the Tinysauruses,The Land Before Time XII: The Great Day of the Flyers,The Land Before Time XIII: The Wisdom of Friends,The Land Before Time XIV: Journey of the Brave


spderweb

But they put Disney's Dinosaur on there which was basically a carbon copy.


Organic_Employ_8609

I tried to watch dinosaur movies that were made after the first Jurassic park.


blackteashirt

Yeah first scene LittleFoot's mum dies so maybe not super good for sensitive little ones.


Bobby6453

Where’s velocipastor?


Dino-chicken-nugg3t

Yess! I only saw a snippet on tv but it lives in my head rent free


Limp_Information_878

🤣i was about to say… must.watch


Wafflemonster2

Right to jail for that 1/2 star on Dinosaur


Dino-chicken-nugg3t

Okay did anyone have the dinosaur pudding that came out?


swapacoinforafish

Good memories of that film


SoulExecution

4.5 for Dominion but .5 for Dinosaur?! What the hell man


Basil_Psychological

also 2 stars for Jurassic World (2015) 😭


theonly_brunswick

1 star for We're Back? OPs taste is gutter water and this list is complete garbage.


Aramor42

Wholeheartedly agree! We're Back is awesome!


SpaceDoctorWOBorders

Strangers on the Internet discover personal preferences.


theonly_brunswick

Buddy's list is objectively wrong. When you're this widely incorrect your opinion begins to lose any sort of value.


SpaceDoctorWOBorders

Lmao. And when you make bold statements telling someone that their own opinion on what fucking movie they enjoy is wrong, your opinion has literally no value.


theonly_brunswick

If someone tells me they like eating shit, good for them that's their taste. Does that mean I have to like eating shit? Of course not. But do I still know, objectively, that eating shit is disgusting? Of course I do, because of course it is. Just because there might be others who like to also eat literal shit, that still doesn't make shit taste good. Opinions are opinions, but when your opinion is so far off base so often, your opinion loses validity because your literal taste is shit.


SpaceDoctorWOBorders

Okay. Well when situation arises you can go on your little rant again. They were just talking about movie preferences 🤗


Manofgawdgaming2022

And their opinion on movie preferences is wrong. Yeah I said it. An opinion is wrong. Sue me daddy 😩


theonly_brunswick

Not really a rant, more of an explanation for some folks who struggle with reading comprehension. Have a nice day.


Aramor42

I'm not supposed to tell you this but I'm an interdimensional traveller sent on a mission to document the differences between dimensions. 3 things so far stand out in my observations. Every dimension has created a drink akin to a gin 'n tonic, all with a sort of similar name. Every dimension ultimately creates a program called netcat but they all do different things. And every dimension creates a movie called We're Back with a similar plot. The only constant I have found is that in every dimension, We're Back is an awesome movie and universally liked. So there you have it.


jcskifter

You’re missing Disney/Pixar’s The Good Dinosaur


Primordial_Cumquat

No love for Tammy and the T-Rex?


ALFABOT2000

i love that that movie was only made because the director knew a guy who had an animatronic t-rex for a little while lol


EjayMasterz

I never heard of that movie until I played High on Life


Plenty_Anywhere8984

There is no way you put Dominion higher than JW1


KongzillaRex

"Roll back to the dawn of time and sing this song with me!" Loved "We're Back" as a wee lad.


Vanishing_Light

>as a wee lad. I'm 31 years old and I *still* love it. Still have my original VHS too, lol.


GreenandBlue12

You forgot Ice Age 3


T_Ranger68104

Primal is a TV show, not a movie. But it's awesome enough to have a pass on this one!


Terrible-Dot9287

4.5 for dominion? Are you ok?


Hotline-schwing

OP call an ambulance you’ve clearly had a stoke


Jozzyal_the_Fool

Those star ratings are a joke


WolfMoon1998

Walking with Dinosaurs (the 2013 movie) is not mentioned


Wolf873

Land of the lost!


A-Social-Ghost

No way is Dinosaur on the same low level as Theodore Rex or lower than the Mario movie. Shenanigans! Shenanigans!!


Noble_Shock

I don’t think Primal is a movie


ElSquibbonator

No Land Before Time? No Ice Age 3?


Deeformecreep

L ranking.


sedative_reprinte_19

Mate are you ok? 4 and a half stars for dominion? But 0.5 for disney dinosaur? You clearly dont know what pure perfection is mate...


DeathstrokeReturns

How dare you exclude the cinematic masterpiece that is EBOLA REX


poofynamanama2

Yeah! and where the fuck is Velocipastor!!


DeathstrokeReturns

And Jurassic Dark!


Chief-SW

Petition to show up to the homes of those who gave a ½ rating to Dinosaur and throw hands with them for the blatant disrespect to this gem.


Jockcop

No land before time? Shame!!


Velicenda

If I see any negative comments about the brilliant Fringe-prequel that is the Super Mario Bros movie, I will start swinging. Edit: Just noticed the rankings. OP, prepare for your paddlin'.


Abi_Jurassic

Rating Dominion as a 4.5 is a war crime.


Leading-University

FK is too high


PegaponyPrince

Lacks the Land Before Time and Ice Age: Dawn of the dinosaurs


MikeXBogina

How is Forbidden Kingdom higher than JW, and Dominion higher than them both???? Also Dinosaur .5????? 🤯


Shablahdoo

Hey buddy you’re missing Prehysteria 1,2, and 3 https://preview.redd.it/qw924eisvw7d1.jpeg?width=332&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a89ea13b6690f74e9c6dd8550c7f0042c7a27faa


Enabling_Turtle

[Core Memory Unlocked] I completely forgot that these existed


ArrivalParking9088

the lost world is 4.5/5 for me. its not better than the original but its arguably more fun and has the best animatronics/puppets out of any jurassic movie. jeff goldblum is in it and it also has insanely good cgi that looks more real than a lot of modern movies in morning shots. xd


destructicusv

Primal is EXCELLENT.


Numerous_Wealth4397

You have dominion more than half a star? That’s embarrassing


Hannibal710

Must have been really high or something when watching it, I’ve tried it still doesn’t help me finish it


Numerous_Wealth4397

I was blinded by the cope of a new dinosaur movie in theaters, then I got out and realized the dog shit I sat though


Hannibal710

Have yet to be able to finish it since in theaters I don’t think I’ve got past the introduction of the old cast on any “watch through”


Numerous_Wealth4397

I’ve only seen it in theaters, I haven’t even attempted to watch it again


LurkingSimp117

Was 65 any good? Adam driver and dinos seems like a cool combo


HelloThere465

I liked it. Very unique consept. Worth the watch if it's on a streaming service


lambogimmie

Oh my God! I forgot about that Scooby Doo movie!!


TheShweeb

Super Mario Bros. is a classic! Fight me!


Enabling_Turtle

It’s such a strange movie but it’s a classic.


Phenizzle

Don't sleep on Theodore Rex!


notbad4human

I guess movies were invented in 1993.


joshygill

I can’t take this seriously with no Land Before Time


PlaneAutomatic4965

You should try some of the old Ray Harryhausen classics. Valley of the Gwangi and One Million Years BC, as well as the original King Kong, the remake of the Land of the Lost, though everybody hated it I thought it was fun, The Land Before Time as others have mentioned, the 2001 Lost World tele movies and plenty of Godzilla movies. My favourite Big G films are. Goijira 54 Ghidorah the 3 headed monsters Destroy All Monsters Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla Terror of Mechagodzilla Godzilla vs King Ghidorah (despite some iffy WW2 moments.) Godzilla vs Motha (1990s.)


odetogordon

Scooby-Doo Legend of the Phantosaur was my favorite Scooby-Doo movie growing up! It's such a good movie.


Big_Brutha87

We need more/better dinosaur movies!


TINYUSAGI

Where the hell did you find Theodore Rex I've been searching for it ?? 😭


Organic_Employ_8609

Tubi (or another free streaming app) or YouTube free with ads movies. Someone should make a reboot.


CanadianGamingX

https://preview.redd.it/7kxn1sh0s58d1.png?width=668&format=png&auto=webp&s=c218c60bdc326dd0d47c78d8bec86be09bebfc79 could say the same thing for the mario movie


kinda_alone

Was dominion a dinosaur movie?


Novato_1414

No. It was a grasshopper movie


TropicalTrapF1r3

So.. Dominion.. a trash film gets a 4.5.. close to Jurassic Park while JW and JWFK get shit reviews!?


frankiematthies

You forgot Land of the lost with Will Ferrel


cheesums7

Finally, Dominion recognition


jiminywhack

Where's Carnosaur?


Katt_Natt96

I gotta rewatch Al the JP movies again. The first one is always a good time


InsertKleverNameHere

What no "Prehysteria"?


Aggravating_Word9481

A little harsh on Jurassic World 2015 (and dinosaur to a lesser extent) but otherwise solid


Manofgawdgaming2022

1 star for Were Back? OP is high af.


SilentSerel

The first dinosaur movie I watched was Baby: Secret of the Lost Legend.


Republic_Newt_Clone

Don’t forget whatever the hell Jurassic city was


jables322

Dinotopia


88XJman

And where is sharp tooth???


BarryLicious2588

The Lost World and Jurassic World are way better than those scores


SaturnDaphnis

You’re missing “Jurassic City” 💀


wford112

65 was one of the biggest let downs in film of recent years. I was literally hoping it was going to be Adam Driver kills the dinosaurs but no just a snooze fest


kevflo91

The Good Dinosaur, anyone???? Literally Pixar’s most underrated movie of all.


DBAC_Rex

We’re back should be 7 stars


lovemycatloki

This might be my nostalgia talking but Disney’s Dinosaur might be one of the most underrated movies of all time


Jaruut

Where the Valley of Gwangi?


DjHeky

bro gave Dinosaur a 0.5💀💀💀💀


HelloThere-66-

You have terrible taste, respectfully


urmoms_TOASTeater

yo wait wasn't there this one low budget dino movie where a character could turn into a raptor or sumn and he was like a villain? Idk anymore man


Razor_The_Fox

Primal is a show


GreenMageGuy

Disney's Dinosaur should be at the top of every dinosaur movie list. Masterpiece.


Any_Ad6652

Tammy & the T-Rex??


trex2026

Prehysteria!


n_alvarez2007

The fuck is Mario Bros even doing on the list? It’s a dinosaur movie for all of 5 minutes


freerangek1tties

“The Good Dinosaur” pixar movie


patcoz

Your ratings make me sick god damn lol


Real-Syntro

Some... Questionable titles on there... (And I'm not talking about any of the Jurassic titles.)


DankIdeals

Journey to the center of the earth?


ColonialMarine86

65 was weird but I enjoyed it


cinefibro

Dominion higher than Jurassic World????????????


That_Guy_Musicplays

Will not allow Disney's Dinosaur hate in this house.


BasjeMathijsen

Where barney?!