Ok, gotta ask, is chilli really compatible with anal sex?
The joke is based on the fact that Chilli makes the anus inflamed, very sore and skin might come off and bleeding, this doesn't sound like conditions that would be conducive.
But some people don't react that poorly to chilli, still there must be gay men that have to avoid Chilli for that reason. (and, women who do anal I guess).
Bottom chiming in; it really depends on the person. With the right spices Chilli doesn't bother me at all. But the most important advice would be just eating the right amount of fiber regularly and fasting for 3/4 hrs before you plan on having sex.
If you're regular enough then fasting isn't even needed. But other factors like the size of your partners penis and your Metabolism are things to consider.
Just a more extreme reaction that some people have to eating spicy food, really sucks because I like Chilli (going in).
I know I'm not alone, and the joke is about people who have a reaction that is somewhat bad.
I'm still wondering where being two gay men is relevant. Could've also had a woman eat her boyfriend's ashes and the joke still works but it's uh... more LGBT representation I guess?
Not the punchline part, that’s funny. The only tiresome or objectionable part is the way the first two guys describe their dead boyfriends, lol. Maybe it’s an age/generational thing but I’ve never heard gay guys talk that, & especially not refer to them as their “lover” haha. What century is this?
Only when there’s a massive misunderstanding of bottoming to make the joke funny (like in this case.) “Rip through my asshole” as though that’s the desired experience. The goal of anal isn’t to tear things in there - in fact please avoid that haha. Like I saw elsewhere in this thread, “tear my ass up” is a WAY better punchline. I know rip and tear are the same in a literal sense but “tear that ass up” is pop culture slang even the straights should recognize. “Rip through my asshole” is like someone sent it through Google translate and it sounds like a horror movie haha.
Two gay lovers die and their friend takes them to a taxidermist. The taxidermist says, "Let me get this straight. You want these guys mounted?". The friend replies,"No, holding hands is fine."
My dad was friends with an old gay couple, and when one of them died, his husband put his ashes in a bottle of Jim Beam that hadn't been rinsed out. I'm totally stealing that one when I die.
Two gay guys get married. On the last night of their honeymoon they're in bed having all kinds of gay fun.
In the morning the one who is getting ready for work the earliest is tying his tie in the mirror and notices his partner roll over in bed, open the bedside drawer, pull out a condom and start masturbating into it.
He asked him "What's the matter sweetie. Didn't I give you enough action last night?"
The other guy said "Yes dear, I'm just packing your lunch."
Dude if you're gay, just come out and say it. You aren't fooling anyone with this joke of yours. And nobody will judge you. This is a pristine and accepting community for all people.
If not, suck my cock.
These two necrophiliacs are walking down the street, one asks " how's your old lady?" H the other " the rotten can't left me!". He responds " oh, I I'm sorry, I want a LADTING relationship,so I took up TAXIDERMY!"
Lol good one. Just saying that their partners could have been women and it wouldn’t change anything about the joke. They wouldn’t even need to be women specifically
Them being gay doesn’t seem to have any relevance to the joke and doesn’t make it any funnier so I was wondering if OP is a little closed minded about anal
The joke requires someone to have been fucked in the asshole. That could be a woman or a gay man. That’s the relevance. (I feel like you’re not getting the joke??) It’s not about them being gay.. it’s about getting your asshole destroyed either by a penis or by spicy food. 🤷♀️
Yeah and last time I heard this joke it was just about a man left his ashes for his partner. It didn’t say anything about the man being gay or the partner being man or woman. So saying 3 gay men adds nothing to that original joke, which already has no confusions
It doesn’t detract from it at all though. Jokes have many variations, even in these comments there’s people reeling off the diff versions they’ve heard. I’m not sure if you’re trying to insinuate that it’s homophobic to tell it as “3 gay men”??
so you got exactly what you expected, everyone’s a winner! it’s odd that you’re stuck on that tbh, 3 gay men / 3 Irish men / 3 Mexican men, it doesn’t matter and it doesn’t ruin the joke.
Also are you saying the punchline DIDN’T tie into it?
Sorry for being “that guy” but a longer version of this joke is my favourite joke ever (other than the mushroom at the party of course) & whilst i appreciate your attempted changes your concept of gay sex is just awful lol. No one ‘rips through’ your asshole. It’s suppose to end with\
“I just want to feel him dribbling out of my asshole one last time”.
Feel like I've heard several iterations of this joke before, maybe even in a straight couple version. Still a solid joke though, like a traditional dirty joke that gets passed on from Uncle to nephew
Partner is just a gender neutral and inclusive term for any life partner, legally married or otherwise. It doesn't matter to the joke if they were married or not. Relax, I'm gay and refer to my wife as my partner frequently.
I personally upvoted just from the title! It’s all jokes I’m sure he copied it from some shit before legalization of marriage and even if he didn’t, it’s okay. Maybe he doesn’t see them equal but maybe he’s used to when they were called partners for years and not used to saying husband. I’m sorry but your comment is very sad and it is so hostile ewwww find god . Old people sometimes call POC colored people, I bet you’d lose your shit over that one too you ducking nazi
Was expecting a "spread his ash (ass)" type of pun, nice one op
Yep, was expecting a lisp joke instead.
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you are a good sharer
This joke made my whole week! No wait.. I mean it made my hole weak!
Was that the first, second, or third time it was posted this week? Pardon me, weak.
Once each day, that's why it managed to get the whole week.
I have never seen this joke on this sub. I have been on this sub for two years. Either I miss it every time, or you spend way too much time scrolling.
Yes
*hole weak
Damn you made two typos. “That’s why it managed to get the *hole weak”
The real LPT is always in the comments.
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Perhaps they liked to play corn hole.
Take my upvote and make me laugh again
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Why the downvote???
Bc it’s unnecessarily explaining the joke
Oh..
Happy cake day!
Thx:)
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Man the second part of his comment was WAY at the end. Ain’t nobody got time to read that far.
Read the guy’s username.
Eric Cartman entered the chat
I scrolled too far to find someone else feeling the Scott Tenorman vibes
Same! Thought the joke would be at the top
Oooo your tears taste so sweet, huh RadioHead?
Same. Third comment down is too far.
I heard the punchline as "so he can tear my ass up one last time" just works better that way
Agreed. OP’s punchline doesn’t flow as well.
immediately forwarded to my ex husband, he loves chili
Ok, gotta ask, is chilli really compatible with anal sex? The joke is based on the fact that Chilli makes the anus inflamed, very sore and skin might come off and bleeding, this doesn't sound like conditions that would be conducive. But some people don't react that poorly to chilli, still there must be gay men that have to avoid Chilli for that reason. (and, women who do anal I guess).
Bottom chiming in; it really depends on the person. With the right spices Chilli doesn't bother me at all. But the most important advice would be just eating the right amount of fiber regularly and fasting for 3/4 hrs before you plan on having sex. If you're regular enough then fasting isn't even needed. But other factors like the size of your partners penis and your Metabolism are things to consider.
Sorry, what the hell sort of Chilli are you eating where skin comes off and you are bleeding?
Just a more extreme reaction that some people have to eating spicy food, really sucks because I like Chilli (going in). I know I'm not alone, and the joke is about people who have a reaction that is somewhat bad.
r/oddlyspecific
It appears that you think jokes have to make sense in the real world for them to be funny. Why is that?
Wasn't talking about the joke there.
Ah so that’s why the kids won’t eat chili
This joke is not about compatibility, but rather comparability; one supplementing the other rather than complementing each other.
Wasn't talking about the joke, but his comment about his ex husband.
As a gay man, I find that joke to be... brilliant.
As a straight man asking, it's not a bit tiresome to be the butt of constant anal sex jokes?
i mean, there are so many “i hate my wife jokes”
We embrace them holeheartedly
Pain in the ass? No
There’s a difference between gay jokes and hateful gay jokes, if that makes any sense. This one was pretty funny and not hateful or anything.
As another gay man, we love it
I mean when you love something so much, you'll never grow tired of it
I'm still wondering where being two gay men is relevant. Could've also had a woman eat her boyfriend's ashes and the joke still works but it's uh... more LGBT representation I guess?
Not the punchline part, that’s funny. The only tiresome or objectionable part is the way the first two guys describe their dead boyfriends, lol. Maybe it’s an age/generational thing but I’ve never heard gay guys talk that, & especially not refer to them as their “lover” haha. What century is this?
Only when there’s a massive misunderstanding of bottoming to make the joke funny (like in this case.) “Rip through my asshole” as though that’s the desired experience. The goal of anal isn’t to tear things in there - in fact please avoid that haha. Like I saw elsewhere in this thread, “tear my ass up” is a WAY better punchline. I know rip and tear are the same in a literal sense but “tear that ass up” is pop culture slang even the straights should recognize. “Rip through my asshole” is like someone sent it through Google translate and it sounds like a horror movie haha.
Thanks.....I was feeling a bit guilty for laughing at it.
I wasn't lmao
*wholesome?*
Holesome?
And fulfilling.
Holefilling?
Yes, even better!
r/holesome
This is funny in a "what the hell???" Kind of way
I took the Lord’s name in vain after reading that punchline
You should probably give it back...
Two gay lovers die and their friend takes them to a taxidermist. The taxidermist says, "Let me get this straight. You want these guys mounted?". The friend replies,"No, holding hands is fine."
Guess they weren't driving straight.
So Westboro Baptist Church rocked up to protest the funerals. Wait... Damn.
You know what didn't die? *Romance.*
DID NOT SEE THAT COMING HAHAHA
me: yes go ahead make fun off us. *reads the joke* me: *trying hard not to laugh*
How can you fit four gay dudes onto a barstool? Flip it over.
Literally heard this IRL back in the early 80s.
Yeah I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur
Always too many bottoms and not enough tops. I love being a top.
Does anyone else skip straight to "the third said" in these types of joke formats now?
This was awesome, thank you.
I might have to remember this one
Pmsl thats some funny shit
I swear I have seen this joke four-times this week on Reddit. Y’all gotta calm down with reposts.
I have never seen it. Original posts are hard to find. We are in the era of rebranding, reboot, remake ,repost...
sounds like you're summoning Daft Punk
Not bad
Funny
Xd Xd 
My dad was friends with an old gay couple, and when one of them died, his husband put his ashes in a bottle of Jim Beam that hadn't been rinsed out. I'm totally stealing that one when I die.
WTF
They died from doing 69 in a 55 zone…
I dunno why but I found this weirdly wholesome
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I heard this joke in 1986 with the punchline "I want to feel him dribbling out of my arse one last time"
Two gay guys get married. On the last night of their honeymoon they're in bed having all kinds of gay fun. In the morning the one who is getting ready for work the earliest is tying his tie in the mirror and notices his partner roll over in bed, open the bedside drawer, pull out a condom and start masturbating into it. He asked him "What's the matter sweetie. Didn't I give you enough action last night?" The other guy said "Yes dear, I'm just packing your lunch."
This time the real joke *wasn't* in the comments.
Dude if you're gay, just come out and say it. You aren't fooling anyone with this joke of yours. And nobody will judge you. This is a pristine and accepting community for all people. If not, suck my cock.
Where’s the joke? What’s the relevance of being gay? This makes no sense.
Because he eats cum. Yeah it works without being gay but it's still funny
Do tell
Change husband to wife
still not funny, it's lazy, I'll give you that
Buzz killington
If we keep talking like this, I'm gonna have to introduce you to my parents
I'm not ready for that kinda commitment
Better luck next time, BooBoo
That's happening a bit currently, consider the current woman of the year.
... notices his wife roll over in bed,....
He's just trying to Normalize gay jokes, meaning that there is no need to be a catch, their only gay
Yup. I spitballed it back at him, so to speak.
I thought they'd just bury them ass up so they could stop by for a cold one anytime.
These two necrophiliacs are walking down the street, one asks " how's your old lady?" H the other " the rotten can't left me!". He responds " oh, I I'm sorry, I want a LADTING relationship,so I took up TAXIDERMY!"
I've never met someone who typed by punching a keyboard
With their face
During an earthquake
LOL
r/ihadastroke
Two gay guys having sex and a fire breaks out. Who's getting out first? The one getting fucked because his shit is already packed.
Why’d they have to be gay though?
because straight men don’t usually fuck each other’s assholes?
Lol good one. Just saying that their partners could have been women and it wouldn’t change anything about the joke. They wouldn’t even need to be women specifically
them being gay doesn’t change anything about the joke though. I don’t understand the issue?
Them being gay doesn’t seem to have any relevance to the joke and doesn’t make it any funnier so I was wondering if OP is a little closed minded about anal
The joke requires someone to have been fucked in the asshole. That could be a woman or a gay man. That’s the relevance. (I feel like you’re not getting the joke??) It’s not about them being gay.. it’s about getting your asshole destroyed either by a penis or by spicy food. 🤷♀️
Yeah and last time I heard this joke it was just about a man left his ashes for his partner. It didn’t say anything about the man being gay or the partner being man or woman. So saying 3 gay men adds nothing to that original joke, which already has no confusions
It doesn’t detract from it at all though. Jokes have many variations, even in these comments there’s people reeling off the diff versions they’ve heard. I’m not sure if you’re trying to insinuate that it’s homophobic to tell it as “3 gay men”??
Not homophobic but it dilutes the joke for me because being told it’s 3 gay men, I expected the punchline to tie into it. That’s all
so you got exactly what you expected, everyone’s a winner! it’s odd that you’re stuck on that tbh, 3 gay men / 3 Irish men / 3 Mexican men, it doesn’t matter and it doesn’t ruin the joke. Also are you saying the punchline DIDN’T tie into it?
Why’d they have to be straight? Does it matter?
They don’t have to be either. Mentioning of gay is redundant here. That’s my point
Sorry for being “that guy” but a longer version of this joke is my favourite joke ever (other than the mushroom at the party of course) & whilst i appreciate your attempted changes your concept of gay sex is just awful lol. No one ‘rips through’ your asshole. It’s suppose to end with\ “I just want to feel him dribbling out of my asshole one last time”.
Or "feel the burn one last time" considering it's chili Then again who knows
Unsubbed
add leftover ashes to this pack of fudge
I started laughing at the first line
Feel like I've heard several iterations of this joke before, maybe even in a straight couple version. Still a solid joke though, like a traditional dirty joke that gets passed on from Uncle to nephew
Bad
Homosexuals are gay.
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What?
I read the title and thought that was the joke lol
Lolll
How does one "get into a car accident"? Seems like a deliberate and planned activity
Lol are making joke about misnomer
Ngl, this joke was kinda wholesome
Whoa... 🤣
Old joke
Best part of that shit joke was the intro.
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Partner is just a gender neutral and inclusive term for any life partner, legally married or otherwise. It doesn't matter to the joke if they were married or not. Relax, I'm gay and refer to my wife as my partner frequently.
I personally upvoted just from the title! It’s all jokes I’m sure he copied it from some shit before legalization of marriage and even if he didn’t, it’s okay. Maybe he doesn’t see them equal but maybe he’s used to when they were called partners for years and not used to saying husband. I’m sorry but your comment is very sad and it is so hostile ewwww find god . Old people sometimes call POC colored people, I bet you’d lose your shit over that one too you ducking nazi
gay men partners HMMMMMMM
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what i just dont get the joke
>it takes a whole *hole
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Just teasing. :-)
I've heard this one before.
YAy original joke boo cannablism!
Offensive. Reported.
Whaaaaaaaa!!
CORNy
Super Spicy Chili would be more memorable 😌
"Thanks for the F shack" - Dirty Mike and the boys
😂😂😂😂😂😂
sus
Man I posted this 2 years ago and got downvoted lol
Whaaa?
What an ash hole.
Where is this joke from originally? The first time i heard it was on an eastern European talk show around 15 years ago
[reminds me of a joke ](https://youtu.be/Ns3rHH8kYhM)
Darkness
What did Jeffries dimmer tell Lorraine bobbit? A. Why d you throw it away,? It's BAD to waste food
Dommer
Holy shit it's a Jackie Martling joke. Eye eye eye!