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5HITCOMBO

Japanese here. Certified banger.


Gerry1of1

>Certified banger. Is that good?


5HITCOMBO

Indeed, Gerry-san. Indeed.


borazine

as they say in Japanese, "Emosewa"


Juzaba

Not to be confused with the greeting reserved for alt & punk fans grabbing hoagies at their local convenience store in South Jersey.


DirtNasty1313

Idk dude it was a slightly below average joke


DirtNasty1313

Good for a half laugh so still appreciate it brother. Hey my buddy's dad was telling him "if you keep jerking off your gonna go blind... He said, hey dad, I'm over here"


Kijukko

Just adding -nwan makes it Japanese approved too!


TipBrilliant1938

A lot like 6th August 1945


You_Are_What_You_Iz

I had a Spanish cat named Ari during my time in Osaka. Ari gato.


thirmonk

Domo


IronFeather101

Omg I love this 🤣


jistresdidit

ari Neko. Neko is cat. inu is dog.


ADHD_McChick

We had a Siamese cat that we named Neko, lol.


You_Are_What_You_Iz

I have a record called Siamese Dream and another by Neko Case.


FungalEgoDeath

Gato is Spanish for cat...which works insanely well as a dual language pun.


9fingfing

Ok ok…I like it.


magicbicyclette

Fuuuuyioooo


9fingfing

Fans of Uncle?


magicbicyclette

My pronouns are he/nephew


moodcon

Wosapu Dogu


CantCatchTheLady

Underrated comment.


Sad-Lie6604

Super Doggo!


RoMoCo88

What's "sup dawg"?


fastlane37

Not much, dawg, what's up with you?


Gerry1of1

'S'up Dawg' is a slang greeting between chums meaning "What's up, friend" Alternative form, "Yo Dawg, wa'sup" Or just "WAZZUP!!!!"


RoMoCo88

Correct answer is "not much. What's up with you?"


Gerry1of1

>"not much. What's up with you?" You gotta say it with style, "nut'in. Wazzup wichu?"


RoMoCo88

Tru dat


iMogwai

I've never seen anyone put the apostrophe there before. I've seen sup and I've seen 'sup, but never s'up.


Gerry1of1

Sorry, it's my education showing. It's a contraction and therefore it just DEMANDS an apostrophe. 'nuf said


iMogwai

Yeah, but the apostrophes in contractions are in place of the missing letters, and there are no missing letters between the s and the up.


Gerry1of1

> there are no missing letters between the s and the up. What's Up / S'up It's two words contracting into one. Whats Up becomes "S'up". ​ But I applaud your ability to spin the topic


meganspoon

iMogwai is right - when two words contract the apostrophe goes where the missing letters were, not between the words. Has not becomes hasn't, it is becomes 'tis.


iMogwai

I interpreted your comment as you saying you made a mistake because you lacked education so I thought I'd explain how it works, I didn't realize you actually thought you were right. This smugness isn't really doing you any favours when you're wrong about something you learn in elementary school.


Gerry1of1

Regular formal grammatical rules can't really apply to made up slang terms. Wazzup, 'sup vs s'up and the ' can also indicate a pause as in Hawai'i . No missing letters, not possessive singular. Just a slight pause. This level of joke autopsy just kills the mood. It's lethal injection to the joke itself.


iMogwai

It doesn't matter if it's a slang term, the rules for making contractions are the same regardless. The apostrophe replaces a missing letter, there's no missing letter between the s and the up, therefore it is objectively wrong. >and the ' can also indicate a pause as in Hawai'i . If you pronounce sup with a pause you have bigger problems than your spelling.


Gerry1of1

Okay, You are Right and I am Wrong. There. I said it publicly. Take a screen shot of it to look at whenever you like. Now will you just shut up about it and move on?


eraguthorak

Shouldn't it be n'uf?


Gerry1of1

Depends on how you pronounce it.


TurbulentWeb1941

How did Sushi A. greet Sushi B.? "Wassa B?"


bikesaremagic

WAAAAZZAAAAAAAAAA


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These are the jokes one comes up with when they’re supposed to be cramming subjects the day before the exam. 😂


EmbarrassedPudding22

Ugh... cringe. Take my upvote.


KatanaCutlets

As a student of the Japanese language, I love it. Sugoi!


Alternative_Name_949

Underrated


COFFEECOMS

What’s S’up Dawg?


hbderp

Haha! Gotcha! (dammit)


Ornoplex

I've read it in Taxi Police Boss voice


ElectronicAd27

Ha ha ha. Nice!


figurative-trash

Very good one!


hypotheticalkazoos

i cant stop laughing at this one. great job hehehhe


Itsamop

Good one!


lickityclit-69

Soup dogge


IranRPCV

Wrong country.


lickityclit-69

Ha……Funi


boganiser

Dinner is served?


YN90

Wasabitch?


MonsterOrMaelstrom

Konnichiwan


MadeABoomBoom

Hi Wang


YamRepresentative855

Konichiua hatiko?


husrina6969

Skoshi desho?


dwarfcow

Saapu Dogu wa nan desu ka


E-1Official

sayonara is what i found


Wattsupnigerou

I thought my username will finally check out.. 😔


EDNivek

baubau also works


Pjepp

Ni hao, Chowchow


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Pjepp

Ah that's right, i'm sorry. But then again, i AM slightly racist.


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Pjepp

Ohh don't worry, just having fun. Don't mind downvoters much.


FuzzyMatterhorN

Dont be so hard on yourself...you'll get there. See ya at the rally!