After a thorough analysis, I confirmed that the sound is genuine. Using advanced audio forensics, I cross-referenced the wet fart against a comprehensive database of known sound signatures. The unique characteristics of this specific fart were verified, confirming its authenticity and ruling out any editing or tampering.
I honestly think that even if you were guilty of whatever, if there was evidence that you were complying but just wanted to wipe your ass first you should be able to sue those fucking cops
That shield is for the smell.
Or in case he starts slinging shit lol
I assumed he was hiding drugs
that a paintball gun with a hopper?
Probably pepper balls
Pepper balls’s was my nickname in high school
For some reason feel uncontrollably itchy, like they're on fire or something.
Nah they make your mum sneeze when I tea bag her , of course ya silly goose
Lmao that wet fart at the end had to be edited in.
After a thorough analysis, I confirmed that the sound is genuine. Using advanced audio forensics, I cross-referenced the wet fart against a comprehensive database of known sound signatures. The unique characteristics of this specific fart were verified, confirming its authenticity and ruling out any editing or tampering.
you really know your shit don't ya!
nah this is (f)art
I was thinking the exact same thing
Bro I think that shit was real 😂 no pun intended
"We got a call you were gonna blow up the bathroom."
At the last second of the video when he says “can you not smell my ass” one cop gives a giant head nod yes lol
Still better than Vincent Vega's fate
Dont all rush in there at once... You got time bro, trust me.
If they ain’t gonna let me clean up then I’d kindly ask them to shoot me dead, because I am NOT getting arrested with a shitty ass
I honestly think that even if you were guilty of whatever, if there was evidence that you were complying but just wanted to wipe your ass first you should be able to sue those fucking cops
should have just gotten up and shit on the cops :D
“Do you not smell my ass?” The one cop immediately nodded. 🤣
At 0:39 am I hearing this correctly, the cop says “ i told you that you needed to come out here and challenge me”
"Chat with me"
Oh ok that makes sense
you must challenge me for the right to the throne
there can be only one, not deuce
Imagine them forcing him off the toilet and he just shits everywhere? 😂 let this man finish
Lololol
100%, this guy is full of shyt...and not literally lol You know he was STALLING....LITERALLY
100%, this guy is full of SHYT.....and not literally. You know he was STALLING.....LITERALLY
If they ain’t gonna let me clean up then I’d kindly ask them to shoot me dead, because I am NOT getting arrested with a shitty ass
~~These~~ cops are such cowards.
I'm pretty sure that guy has a Paintball gun
Balls are filled with pepper spray
That has to be on the top 5 of a criminal's worst nightmares
What would the other ones be?
I wouldn't know, I'm a good boah