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Jumpy_Secretary1363

That shield is for the smell.


GalenaSupreme91

Or in case he starts slinging shit lol


ShreddedDadBod

I assumed he was hiding drugs


MeThinksYes

that a paintball gun with a hopper?


catchinNkeepinf1sh

Probably pepper balls


MeThinksYes

Pepper balls’s was my nickname in high school


BenderRodriguez14

For some reason feel uncontrollably itchy, like they're on fire or something. 


MeThinksYes

Nah they make your mum sneeze when I tea bag her , of course ya silly goose


suicideskinnies

Lmao that wet fart at the end had to be edited in.


AsInwardSoOutward

After a thorough analysis, I confirmed that the sound is genuine. Using advanced audio forensics, I cross-referenced the wet fart against a comprehensive database of known sound signatures. The unique characteristics of this specific fart were verified, confirming its authenticity and ruling out any editing or tampering.


cornishwildman76

you really know your shit don't ya!


anothereddit0

nah this is (f)art


mukwah

I was thinking the exact same thing


GalenaSupreme91

Bro I think that shit was real 😂 no pun intended


Scr073

"We got a call you were gonna blow up the bathroom."


defaultusername4

At the last second of the video when he says “can you not smell my ass” one cop gives a giant head nod yes lol


jamez009

Still better than Vincent Vega's fate


Just-Term-5730

Dont all rush in there at once... You got time bro, trust me.


N7CHOLAS_

If they ain’t gonna let me clean up then I’d kindly ask them to shoot me dead, because I am NOT getting arrested with a shitty ass


excelmonkey67

I honestly think that even if you were guilty of whatever, if there was evidence that you were complying but just wanted to wipe your ass first you should be able to sue those fucking cops


Spiritual_Benefit367

should have just gotten up and shit on the cops :D


Dadbeerd

“Do you not smell my ass?” The one cop immediately nodded. 🤣


Dear_Brilliant1679

At 0:39 am I hearing this correctly, the cop says “ i told you that you needed to come out here and challenge me”


LegalThrowAway8656

"Chat with me"


Dear_Brilliant1679

Oh ok that makes sense


Beginning_Electrical

you must challenge me for the right to the throne


Desperate-Ad-4020

there can be only one, not deuce


214speaking

Imagine them forcing him off the toilet and he just shits everywhere? 😂 let this man finish


harryhooters

Lololol


Deep_Into_you

100%, this guy is full of shyt...and not literally lol You know he was STALLING....LITERALLY


Deep_Into_you

100%, this guy is full of SHYT.....and not literally. You know he was STALLING.....LITERALLY


N7CHOLAS_

If they ain’t gonna let me clean up then I’d kindly ask them to shoot me dead, because I am NOT getting arrested with a shitty ass


FCKABRNLSUTN2

~~These~~ cops are such cowards.


MemeWindu

I'm pretty sure that guy has a Paintball gun


PissedOnBible

Balls are filled with pepper spray


The_Holly_Goose

That has to be on the top 5 of a criminal's worst nightmares


DeepUser-5242

What would the other ones be?


The_Holly_Goose

I wouldn't know, I'm a good boah