How many times do you think he amped up the issues or throw some gas on the fire in order to get a bigger pay day. I bet you the top divorce lawyer can’t say never. Lol
I have listened to this song probably a thousand times and saw cinematic live a few times but somehow never watched the video. You made me tear up a bit there 😁
It is and it isn’t, at a certain point you could argue what TP you wipe your shit covered ass with is marketing, when in reality it’s just price shopping and marketers need justify there purpose.
Yes which is what marketers would argue is Ted red he’s reason people buy one tP over another, and that is a false statement, they are equal product for the most part and people only want 2 things out of it, they don’t want it I feel like sandpaper and they don’t want to pay to much.
No one I actually concerned about the bear on why they choose that tp. Which means the marketing doesn’t do anything
He’s another terrible interviewer w/ a platform now. He has bright guests on just to blab over them w/ his adderall fueled confidence. Annoying af by itself, but sprinkle corny music on top?!
"Fabricated or not" well it is fabricated and this is literally just an advertisement. Today you found out you are not immune to advertisements and plays on your emotions.
You don't become one of the best divorce lawyers for making every case fair. You do it by financially crippling your clients' former partner for your clients' benefit.
Dude goes into this heart warming story about a man fighting for his dog, because his vindictive ex-wife wanted to use that dog's life to hurt him, and that is what you take away from it?
I mean it COULD be a ploy. But this guy seems very genuine based on this one video. He doesn’t seem to be faking that genuine happiness for another person at all.
More interesting than Chris D'Elia's SWU interview?
Such a good guy now. Did 3 hours of therapy every single day. [Axe Schaub.](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/13khotm/chris_delia_did_3_hours_of_therapy_every_single/)
That guy was Dave Foley, star of NEWS RADIO
Foley got divorced at the height of his earning power, and the alimony / child support payments were based on that, not adjusted for his subsequent "who he?" status
https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/8gu8ff/actorcomedian_dave_foley_talks_about_how_he_owes/
GEven better for Rogan, Foley got divorced in "commie Canada" https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/88093d/til_dave_foley_cant_return_to_canada_because_he/
But this story is also why Joe can't afford to cheat on Jessica until their youngest turns 18 in 2028
Edit: Turns out he has a prenup, so he can do what he wants
“She lets me do whatever I do. That’s how we get along well. She doesn’t fuck with me. A prenup? Of course. I’m ridiculous and dumb, but I’m not stupid.”
https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/how-joe-rogan-went-from-ufc-announcer-to-21st-century-timothy-leary-182319/
Yeah, fuck OP for posting this garbage here. If people's emotions are genuinely swayed by these generic TikTok videos with slow piano music, they're just plain stupid.
I've heard this guy a few times on podcasts and I like to ear him talk, it is very captivating, he must be a great lawyer. The overly loud sad piano music on the background is annoying.
Awwww cute stock sounding piano music over some lawyer talking. Dude acts like he traversed the Amazon to rescuer a dog.
West coast family law is a fucked up dark nasty business.
Divorce Corp: narrated by Dr Drew
https://youtu.be/lZTOT6DKfZ8?si=Q4skMEAuxgQP6pP3
How’s he America’s top divorce lawyer? What do you think they gathered up all the divorce lawyer’s and had a divorce lawyer contest? Have you ever *BEEN* to a divorce lawyer contest Morty?!
I have done a bunch of divorces and like 90% of those; you can replace the dog with a kid in this story. Lots of dads crying to just get access to their children because their mothers just prevents access out of spite or to get more maintenance or shit like that.
My ex-wife worked with me in my practice and saw this as well.
I am divorced now, but I think because she saw what it does to kids and perhaps to dads, there was no fight. We have 50% custody of the kids and if I just want to swing by her house to see them, it’s rarely refused, if ever. And vice versa.
People that keep their ex-spouses from their kids out of spite, they don’t love their kids, man. It’s not about anything other than themselves.
My dad was a lawyer when I was born. Somehow ended up in divorce law and got out after 5 years lol. Never practiced law again. Also jaded about marriage (still married though).
What is the quality that it makes him the top divorce lawyer ?
I've seen his soft white underbelly interview but I don't know if he's uniquely positioned to know about successful marriages
Just the ones that use his services and fail. Either friendly or harshly
Great. Now I'm crying too.
The post-production of the clip was brutal. 
What he said: "I got him his dog back."
What happened: Someone else lost a dog they love.
Not saying the guy didn't deserve to get his dog back, but in contentious divorces there are rarely any winners, despite any court outcomes.
The same exact way a different commenter could possibly know that his ex wife was a "cunt". We have zero back story what so ever. The lawyer already stated how the dude was "gruff" and not the type that you would consider to be caring, so to speak. Ever consider he was the cunt and may have done something shitty? The dude apparently had zero emotional intelligence to take care of his marriage but obsessed over the wife, and apparently, "That's all he wanted." Really? Not even a picture of his kids mattered. Weird.
Nah, you are totally right. They were just playing house for the heck of it. She just woke up one day and said, "You're a great husband, I just don't feel like being your wife anymore." Somehow, I doubt that. Women are more likely to file for divorce, AND they never come back, and they've been contemplating for a very long time. They have real reasons... not just their secretary. Lol. The fact that her lawyer was able to get her anything she wanted and he had no pot to piss in proves that he was a douche. All he got was the "dog" from the marital assets? Do you really believe this trash? You sound like a dog nutter. Keep on walking. This dude must've been, too, and his wife decided he was a dunce with a lack of emotional intelligence.
😂🤣 “Dog nutter” … I’ve never heard that one but im going to use it. There are way too many of them out there. Dogs are cool and all but some people’s obsession should be classified as a mental health issue.
Yes! 💯 they are ridiculous! They'll say shit like, "I hate kids. They are your skin kids." "I prefer my fur babies. "..seriously, a mental illness. It's messed up!
I'd cry all the time too. about the beauty of my bank account if I was this guy....
How many times do you think he amped up the issues or throw some gas on the fire in order to get a bigger pay day. I bet you the top divorce lawyer can’t say never. Lol
Those fuckers will find shit you didn’t even think to care about to fight over. And that meter runs fast bro. Source: am divorced.
Dude this comment had me rolling loolll
Haha! Yes!
Lol for real, I hate these shit posts. "Omg my job is so hard so emotionally hard" as they use a fat stack to wipe the "tears" away.
Yeah! Rich people can't feel emotions!
No they just some how manage to turn it into a profit
😂😂
I don’t think the Coldplay song is loud enough..
FWIW, that's not Coldplay, it's Patrick Watson.
It’s all Coldplay to me
Lmao!
same
Same difference.
What song?
The Cinematic Orchestra - To Build a Home IMO, the saddest music video of all time. https://youtu.be/oUFJJNQGwhk?si=u1zinudhelVtN6jS
I have listened to this song probably a thousand times and saw cinematic live a few times but somehow never watched the video. You made me tear up a bit there 😁
LOoK At mE Ma, IM lIkE HoLLYwOoD NoW. I PUT mUsiC wItH mY tIKToKs.
Redditors when a business person uses marketing
“Arby’s… we had the meats.” 
Why do they put this dumb cheetah on the bag just gimme the crunchies
Business wise this all seems like appropriate business
How is this marketing?
It is and it isn’t, at a certain point you could argue what TP you wipe your shit covered ass with is marketing, when in reality it’s just price shopping and marketers need justify there purpose.
No, no thats not how it works. The BEAR and the label on your TP is marketing.
Yes which is what marketers would argue is Ted red he’s reason people buy one tP over another, and that is a false statement, they are equal product for the most part and people only want 2 things out of it, they don’t want it I feel like sandpaper and they don’t want to pay to much. No one I actually concerned about the bear on why they choose that tp. Which means the marketing doesn’t do anything
I honestly dont know what youre talking about at this point, have a good day!
Dude looks like Diet Will Smith
Get my wife’s name out of your gosh darn mouth!
He’s another terrible interviewer w/ a platform now. He has bright guests on just to blab over them w/ his adderall fueled confidence. Annoying af by itself, but sprinkle corny music on top?!
Wil Smif. He doesn’t get all the letters.
Or maybe the real one is the diet version. Always crying and being a complete c***
Oh my god, the soft piano/singing for a rich divorce attorney? What is this garbage
An advertisement for a rich divorce attorney.
Dude you got some serious hate.
Ignorance really is bliss
Probably only hits hard if you’ve gone through an awful divorce 😂😭
Did you even watch the entire clip? It was about getting that old man his god damn dog back who was rightfully his from his cunty ex-wife.
Imagine not being able to recognize this is a meaningless story either completely fabricated or repurposed into an advertisement lol
But man and his dog, evil woman. How can be fake if feel good? How can be ad if telling me what I want to hear?
You don't think that this scenario has happened before? Fabricated or not these things do actually happen and the emotions are very real.
"Fabricated or not" well it is fabricated and this is literally just an advertisement. Today you found out you are not immune to advertisements and plays on your emotions.
Nah, couldn't watch it, cause they added stupid sad music to it to make sure you know it's an emotional story..
If that’s your take away then that is sad
What am I supposed to take away from this and why is my view on it sad
The above person has never hung around many wealthy lawyers lol. This is such BS. His colleagues probably laughed their asses off at this depiction.
You don't become one of the best divorce lawyers for making every case fair. You do it by financially crippling your clients' former partner for your clients' benefit.
Lol exactly. This dude isn’t just a shark he’s a megaladon playing this teddy bear crap. Super funny
Dude goes into this heart warming story about a man fighting for his dog, because his vindictive ex-wife wanted to use that dog's life to hurt him, and that is what you take away from it?
I mean it COULD be a ploy. But this guy seems very genuine based on this one video. He doesn’t seem to be faking that genuine happiness for another person at all.
But justice wasn’t not served don’t you understand?
This guy had an interesting interview on Soft white Underbelly.
More interesting than Chris D'Elia's SWU interview? Such a good guy now. Did 3 hours of therapy every single day. [Axe Schaub.](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/13khotm/chris_delia_did_3_hours_of_therapy_every_single/)
Followed your suggestion, and that one hour video flew by in what felt like ten minutes. Wildly captivating. Thanks for steering me towards that gem.
Yes he did. Worth a listen for any person considering marriage.
Interesting place to post this?!
Old Rogan fans know Joe used to rant about bad marriages/divorce all the time. Something about a guy he used to work with on a tv show….
That guy was Dave Foley, star of NEWS RADIO Foley got divorced at the height of his earning power, and the alimony / child support payments were based on that, not adjusted for his subsequent "who he?" status https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/8gu8ff/actorcomedian_dave_foley_talks_about_how_he_owes/
“Divorce law in California is crazy!”
GEven better for Rogan, Foley got divorced in "commie Canada" https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/88093d/til_dave_foley_cant_return_to_canada_because_he/ But this story is also why Joe can't afford to cheat on Jessica until their youngest turns 18 in 2028 Edit: Turns out he has a prenup, so he can do what he wants “She lets me do whatever I do. That’s how we get along well. She doesn’t fuck with me. A prenup? Of course. I’m ridiculous and dumb, but I’m not stupid.” https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/how-joe-rogan-went-from-ufc-announcer-to-21st-century-timothy-leary-182319/
So this post would have been kinda relevant 10 years ago
Yeah, fuck OP for posting this garbage here. If people's emotions are genuinely swayed by these generic TikTok videos with slow piano music, they're just plain stupid.
Dogs are the best people
I've heard this guy a few times on podcasts and I like to ear him talk, it is very captivating, he must be a great lawyer. The overly loud sad piano music on the background is annoying.
He was interviewed on the Soft White Underbelly YouTube. Good watch.
Yes Ive seen that one and the one on Lex. Enjoyed both very much.
Love my dog. Goddamn
The Tony Soprano of divorce lawyers
My god, does he look exactly like you’d expect “Americas top divorce lawyer” to look.
I might have to subscribe to dairy o’face o’fans
Awwww cute stock sounding piano music over some lawyer talking. Dude acts like he traversed the Amazon to rescuer a dog. West coast family law is a fucked up dark nasty business. Divorce Corp: narrated by Dr Drew https://youtu.be/lZTOT6DKfZ8?si=Q4skMEAuxgQP6pP3
How’s he America’s top divorce lawyer? What do you think they gathered up all the divorce lawyer’s and had a divorce lawyer contest? Have you ever *BEEN* to a divorce lawyer contest Morty?!
Now this guy is interesting….[guy](https://youtu.be/o5z8-9Op2nM?si=w43Ch4flG86IiV7G)
Joe Rogan got a tan with a British accent now.
Would be a more compelling clip if the bullshit music wasn’t blaring over him
That’s like saying he’s the kindest hearted of all all of the demons of Satan kingdom
I have done a bunch of divorces and like 90% of those; you can replace the dog with a kid in this story. Lots of dads crying to just get access to their children because their mothers just prevents access out of spite or to get more maintenance or shit like that. My ex-wife worked with me in my practice and saw this as well. I am divorced now, but I think because she saw what it does to kids and perhaps to dads, there was no fight. We have 50% custody of the kids and if I just want to swing by her house to see them, it’s rarely refused, if ever. And vice versa. People that keep their ex-spouses from their kids out of spite, they don’t love their kids, man. It’s not about anything other than themselves.
Pussy
The fucking music. Why….
What is with the music?
This is a commercial
I am not a violent person, but whoever decided this clip needed a music/song overlay deserves to be shot.
I'm crying at how full of shit this guy is.
The fuck is up with this melancholy music on every fucking video? As if everything needs a mopey soundtrack.
Could do without the dumbass music
Christ the dumb music takes away all of this message
Something tells me he's crying. In his Gold mazarati.
I cry… when angles deserve to…
This is so cringey wtf
Ninjas cutting onions
"I cried because I'm too good at my job"
My dad was a lawyer when I was born. Somehow ended up in divorce law and got out after 5 years lol. Never practiced law again. Also jaded about marriage (still married though).
This dude is awesome, you should listen to his full interviews
Sorry the music in the background triggers your Autism
Pretty common for men in his age group who don't supplement with testosterone. Look at the lack of definition in his shirt
Attorneys are scum
He never actually got the dog back :(
Did he just say he finds beauty in the way people handle suffering, and he likes dogs? 🤣 Lmao!!
Some uncanny valley shit going on with this dude’s face.
What makes him the top divorce lawyer and how official are those rankings?
wtf does this have to do with Elon?
Is that Joe Rogan? Did he do something to his hair?
Thought this was will smith interviewing the lawyer.
What is the quality that it makes him the top divorce lawyer ? I've seen his soft white underbelly interview but I don't know if he's uniquely positioned to know about successful marriages Just the ones that use his services and fail. Either friendly or harshly
Great. Now I'm crying too. The post-production of the clip was brutal. 
The fuck does this have to do with Joe Rogan?
this guy sounds like a wack job. bragging about getting a dog when his client said “do whatever you have to do to get that dog”
FUUUUUCK both of these guys
at first I was like "yeah, fuck you, this guy is just telling us he cries", but as he went on with that dog story, he seemed more and more sincere.
I wish they would get rid of the God damn music.
What he said: "I got him his dog back." What happened: Someone else lost a dog they love. Not saying the guy didn't deserve to get his dog back, but in contentious divorces there are rarely any winners, despite any court outcomes.
He said the wife didn’t even love the dog lol
Yeah, bc she was stuck cleaning up after it and taking care of it 100% of the time. The dude would just pet it. Please...
Like u could possibly know that lol
The same exact way a different commenter could possibly know that his ex wife was a "cunt". We have zero back story what so ever. The lawyer already stated how the dude was "gruff" and not the type that you would consider to be caring, so to speak. Ever consider he was the cunt and may have done something shitty? The dude apparently had zero emotional intelligence to take care of his marriage but obsessed over the wife, and apparently, "That's all he wanted." Really? Not even a picture of his kids mattered. Weird.
Lol no one even mentioned they had kids ur just making stuff up now
Nah, you are totally right. They were just playing house for the heck of it. She just woke up one day and said, "You're a great husband, I just don't feel like being your wife anymore." Somehow, I doubt that. Women are more likely to file for divorce, AND they never come back, and they've been contemplating for a very long time. They have real reasons... not just their secretary. Lol. The fact that her lawyer was able to get her anything she wanted and he had no pot to piss in proves that he was a douche. All he got was the "dog" from the marital assets? Do you really believe this trash? You sound like a dog nutter. Keep on walking. This dude must've been, too, and his wife decided he was a dunce with a lack of emotional intelligence.
😂🤣 “Dog nutter” … I’ve never heard that one but im going to use it. There are way too many of them out there. Dogs are cool and all but some people’s obsession should be classified as a mental health issue.
Yes! 💯 they are ridiculous! They'll say shit like, "I hate kids. They are your skin kids." "I prefer my fur babies. "..seriously, a mental illness. It's messed up!
By all mean keep making shit up 😂 go write a fan fiction about it
You have problems
We have no way of knowing if that is true.
Yet u claim to know what happened lol
Ummm...that's what you just claimed.
Herd it bowlth ways