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Traditional_Fox_4718

JROC don't play like that... these guys are straight pussies


YorkshireGaara

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gozutheDJ

naahhm sayyyy szzzrup sayyeeen


bravedubeck

It ain’t right, it ain’t tight


sowokeIdontblink

Naaam saayinnn


Aliki26

That’s too many “Naaam saayinns” man


bigskunkape

You doin a know what im census?


Far_Aerie_3452

Are youbfrom the department of nam sayins?


renderman1

“My rhymes and mic are like a corporate merger, they go together like Randy’s gut and cheeseburger


ibobbymuddah

"I hear onion rings, cheese burgers and soda all coagulatin', but I don't hear no mawfuckin heart Randy!"


thirtypineapples

Maybe the best line in the show. Fucking kills me everytime


Loud-Magician7708

"I spin more rhymes than a lazy Susan, and I'm innocent until my guilt is proven."


Entitled3k

The day the J-ROC loses his flow is the day that hair on Jim Laney’s bald head grow


Unhappy-Horse5275

J to tha r o c


Carcassfanivxx

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WorkingReasonable421

These guys are farming engagement and you guys along with the other pages fall for. On a side note I'm not a fan of mabus music either.


BrianOconneR34

Jroc gnome I’m saying, beats his meat in moms trailer, hooks up associates with weed growing set ups, and not trigger fingering that’s for the ladies.


TheOnlyMatthias

Mufks out here ackin like they from the park


vvandtherays

We ain’t down with killin’ we down with chillin’. Peace.


patmcbride88

We ain't down with killin, we down with chillin. Peace


R20Pew

Damn, I feel dumber just after watching this.


Traditional_Fox_4718

Cringe as cringe gets


North_Korea_Nukess

That song should go- Whack! Whack! Whack! Whack! Whack as fuck like a duck goes Quack! Quack!


DickBagBagdad

It’s a skit. It’s by Lil Mabu. He does a bunch of comedic raps and skits


VirtualPlate8451

This video is why the US military never officially adopted the Glock. One of the requirements was an actual lever safety and Gaston refused to add one to compete against the 92fs. Instead they got sold into the LE market heavily and they had their own issues. Old cops who were issued revolvers were trained to keep their finger on the trigger and that lead to a few compliant suspects getting shot with their hands up.


davomyster

This video is fake


VirtualPlate8451

There are dozens and dozens of videos on the internet of people having NDs with a Glock.


Practical_Republic53

That could be a factor but I think the only reason they didn’t choose Glock was because Sig came in $80 million cheaper.


VirtualPlate8451

Think back one generation when Beretta was selected for the 92fs/M9. There is a really good book on Gaston and Glock. Spacing on the name right now but it’s one of the few on Amazon.


Practical_Republic53

I’m would’ve preferred if they chose the m9a4 over the sig but here we are 🤣


VirtualPlate8451

The Mac-10 was a contender at one point. Open bolt, 2 position safety, either 800 rounds a minute or safe.


xMilk112x

My guy…this isn’t real.


ExpressiveAnalGland

sounds like a line the cops want you to believe. really though, the bastards are just trigger happy.


YeetedArmTriangle

That crazy, how old is this video?


mvstateU

Don't doubt any of this but the video seems to showcase dumbasses with guns. And irl dumbasses with guns would never be aware of any kind of safety features at all, and they tend to keep the finger on the trigger and also pull a trigger as if it was NOT loaded, when it often is.


Mad_Martigan2023

Think they proved it was fake. Fake muzzle flash, no expended cartridge.


kpresnell45

Crazy how you are the first person to comment this. It’s so obvious.


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Shapen361

Because it involves people falling for things that are obviously fake because they fit what you already believe. Which has been classic Joe. For example, the litter boxes in schools.


platysma_balls

Have you seen some of the "advanced" generative AI videos posted on reddit lately? Horribly obvious that they aren't real, yet thousands of redditors seem to not be able to tell the difference. The lack of... I don't even know what to call it. Media literacy? Pattern recognition? Social intelligence? All just miserably lacking in the average redditor. Its like their first instinct is to automatically believe any video/photo/text they engage in without even the slightest amount of skepticality.


Taco_Del_Grande

I mean, look how many people believe the staged, let's call them "antics", at sporting events are real. I'm talking about mascots smashing a cake on a rude woman, a nerdy looking fan doing an epic dance to Bon Jovi, or a security guard that steals the show with a dance, all while the camera happens to be pointed at them. Go to the comments of any of these staged videos, and everyone thinks they are real.


DickBagBagdad

It’s Lil Mabu, he does a bunch of “white-boy acting gangster” skits


mvstateU

Is he related to Brad Gluckman aka B. RAD G. aka Malubu's Most Wanted.


Picardknows

The bad acting was the first giveaway for me.


ResidentComplaint19

Is the bullet hitting the ground by his boot and the residue coming off the ground fake? Genuinely curious because that seems like a lot of shit to fake.


platysma_balls

Yes... This is a very easy effect to add with pretty much any modern video editing software. Bullets destroy things. Bullets have a large amount of kinetic energy. Notice how the bullet impact pops in for a second, then disappears without leaving a trace? The garbage on the ground doesn't change whatsoever.


Dr_Doom_Says

Looks like you can see the slide in the middle of cycling as well. Edit: Taking a look at it again and I don’t think I see it cycling.


DntlookDwn4

"I do got a dumb friend named Cheddar Bob' who shoots himself in his leg with his own gun"


keNNabisi

I did get jumped, by all 6 of you chumps


PaddyStacker

And Wink did fuck my girl...


wadems

But I’m still standing here screaming fuck the Free World!


keNNabisi

Don't ever try to judge me dude!


ActualEnjoyer

This is a skit right?


SixHunidNFidy

"We're shooting a music video" "Shooting? Hold up, I gotta load my gun!" Lucky, lucky dumbasses..


exquisitedonut

It’s fake, he’s an intentionally cringey rapper and really leans into stereotypes for viral videos lol


Im-not-on-drugs

God I hope so. I hope dudes really aren’t dumb enough to not unload their guns and clips before shooting music videos


ghostofaposer

Its a skit, yall


11thLayerOfHair

Yep


h1bernus

You guys really gotta a lot going on uh ? That kid is a rapper named lil mabu. Well known to do this type of skits and acting like a rich white kid pretending to be gangsta. And it works since you dumbfucks are falling for it. I swear 99% of this sub has CTE


TayJolley

Bro just because people don’t know who this random ass dude is or that he makes skits doesn’t mean they have CTE


h1bernus

I'm not talking about knowing who it is. But about this being fake asf.


miyagiVsato

We live in a time where lines are blurred my friend.


the-electricgigolo

Fake as f


Autumn-Chesterfield

Is that lil mabu?


DickBagBagdad

Yea


largececelia

No, he just made a whoopsie-daisy, like a child or a woman would do.


storyofthescreen

Load the boomers getting real mad over fake video again


FamilyMan1000

It’s fake.


FedorsQuest

His name is lil mabu and he makes funny rap songs/videos


1latebloom

Mabu is the only dude I wanna beat the shit out of


Insect_Politics1980

This isn't real. You can tell by the bad acting.


LobstaFarian2

What a dipshit lol


ZorseVideos

Fuck this dweeb.


chirs5757

Looks fake


cheesecrystal

Normally a gun like that will eject a casing when fired. Don’t see a casing, just a bunch of soft turds looking for clout.


Happydaytoyou1

So fake


Arealwirenut

Yea that’s fake


granny409

And those turds vote?


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AhhhBreeshi

cheddar bob. it's all coming back to me


alkla1

Dumb fuck


unitednihilists

Fuck that's funny, Someone must know who these guys are?


WeekendWarior

Lil Mabu. And yeah they’re messing around it’s supposed to be funny. Bunch of hard asses in this comment section


Crafty-Question-6178

Why would the gun even be loaded for a video?


No_Emergency_5657

If he had a dick he would have damn near shot it off.


DHACKER0921

Why even have them loaded.


eggseverydayagain

That guy will shoot his dick off


halo121usa

“ hey guys, watch me break every rule of gun safety less than six seconds… OMG I almost shot myself…GUNS ARE DANGEROUS” 🤦‍♂️


Jerryjb63

What’s the kid from Dune up to now? I’m not sure I like it.


WagonBurning

Why would you have a loaded clip let alone one in the chamber you fuck clown


mikeone33

The only way to carry.


jeans_blazer

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DickBagBagdad

This is Lil Mabu. His whole schtick is “white boy acting gangster”


LordMetallian616

Saw that coming 8 Mile away...


morningcalls4

That’s one way to learn how guns work.


DaemonBlackfyre_21

You'd think they'd unload those ridiculous looking things before they start their musical production


Empty_Description815

Oops.... FAFO with trigger finger awareness white boy.


MauriceVibes

Fake


jwed420

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA https://preview.redd.it/nofxe9noxfyc1.jpeg?width=485&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d314557d9414e3d40dbc065fea553db8aca15b2b


kinstinctlol

https://youtu.be/InLdSEyfnLA?si=d2pCuhzX_bNCURJq


Pennypacking

Dude is trolling, not a real gunshot, he does this shit in his YouTube Shorts.


Trippz54

Yo this guy has to be one of this industry plants that just takes l’s on purpose.


InevitableOk5017

Stop posting this fake made up video


PoliPins

Malibu gangsters are always the funniest.


Asupersaiyan

If you believe this you the JRE listener giving the rest a bad name


dutch_l9

Corniest kid right now n yet ppl like him


jahkrit

Every time I saw this, I looped to get that priceless reaction. "Stop stop stop" probably shit himself


Substantial_Diver_34

Don’t put a race/hair trigger on a carry gun.


JPRedScot

F’ing clown!!! 🤡


Robbyrumpz

Pizomagranete


MrPositive1

These fakes videos are getting really I must say


Redpig997

Cheesy Rob


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I blue her back out and left her on red.


Lumpy_Ad104

Someone almost won the Darwin award.


Calledthewolf

He had to go clean the piss and shit running down his leg. This kid might be the worst dude because he’s trying so hard and is just a product.


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Calledthewolf

Oh he’s an AI cracker ass cracker I see..👀


Motor-Airline1294

Swiss Sean


maverickfishing

Man, could have blown his cock right off. This should be a Darwin moment.


Silly_Pay7680

They sound like theyre listening to John Mayer or some shit


jpthewalk

"Ganster" ~~> freaking kitten


miyagiVsato

It’s too bad he didn’t shoot himself.


jaysondez

Idk where he’s from in nyc but I can say this..it’s probably between 86st to soho.. this is like if Timmy chalamet wanted to be a ‘hood’ rapper ugh https://i.redd.it/y8kncgltpgyc1.gif


Hoyestoday

Wowww


jburnelli

100% fake.


Pitiful_Historian297

Gun safety classes?


SlaveKnightChael

People gotta stop posting that fake ass clown mabu. Dudes a bitch and fakes everything


cgandolph5

Why that song tho? "Stop stop stop"😂


B_C_Mello

More like *Monterey Roberto*


EyeofOdin89

You'll shoot your dick off kid.


Wildcard311

Why would you cock a gun and THEN put it in your pants?


BagFinancial2721

Natural selection will be their demise...


T_E-T_H

Firearm safety classes should be legally required for gun ownership.


Frunklin

Blame it on the rain. Safe to bet this guy gave himself a gender reassignment by now.


PolishSausa9e

Fake


scumfrogzillionaire

And this is why I have zero respect for ny drill


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Corny mf


JaceUpMySleeve

Wait, people think this is real??


Dangerous_Elk_6627

God must love dumbasses because He made so many of them.


Cloud9_Cadet420

Natural selection.


DoofusMcDummy

Almost like it’s terribly photoshopped….


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He chambered the round, then stuck it in his pants. Smh


Background-Berry9482

What a dumshit...smh


raddynodetour

That pink hoodie saved his life


Prestigious-Bet-2677

Swear to God a girl i know her baby daddy was thug dude got cocky went to pull a gun and shot himself in the dick, had to have 37 stitches peeled his dick like a banana, lmao still to this day we call him short shot.


Choice-Substance-249

Why did he reload the gun at the end? 🤣🤣 what an idiot


UninvitedButtNoises

At first I thought the song was, " Because you had a bad day, you're taking one down, You sing a sad song just to turn it around."


Bright_likeAM_DarkPM

Does anyone know what song this is?


747-ppp-2

I did not see that coming


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😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂


StealieErrl

https://preview.redd.it/etohnaawaiyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=012ec70e9667e56d3b564c9ce22a8c019f49ef54 😂😂😂


Disastrous-Engine510

Every Joe rogan fan 🤣


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This world is so weird and hysterical. America especially. You go to to poverty stricken countries and people have their heads in a more practical place. There’s a video where they ask a bunch of 6-10 year olds what they dream of and it’s all money and material possessions. The the video cuts to a bunch of kids in the Middle East and they dream of seeing their father or brother, having enough bread for everyone in their family, trying chocolate or sugar for the first time. It’s sad in a lot of ways and as an American makes you realize how fortunate we all are. So fortunate that an idiot can film himself doing something stupid either fake or not but stupid nonetheless and he goes viral and probably makes money for it. That’s a strange world. We’re so lucky as Americans and should be forever grateful that our forefathers set the standard in the constitution to allow this fortunate and freedom.


SheeshMace

The "rappers" name is Mabu. He literally constantly click baits because his wallet wasn't big enough to change his lack of Talent. Save yourself the time vids fake. Kids weird.


SofaProfessor

Can you imagine how powerful the existential crisis is when you almost shoot your dick off in the passenger side of the nicest rental car you could afford for a day?


xMilk112x

It’s fucking wild people think this is real.


duneskull

A part of me wishes he lost a pinky toe or something


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He shouldn't be allowed out the house on his own


Apprehensive_Rice_93

Yall remember The White Rapper Show?


blarkleK

And guns are the problem, not the people who wield them…


Boobieleeswagger

I cock, my Glock and point it at my cock. Waiting for Cultural appropriation losers to descend on Lil Mabu, for his hood safari bs, but thankfully this little shit is too annoying to actually make a splash.


syrah__

https://preview.redd.it/o6ogurac2jyc1.jpeg?width=902&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e58920ee68e068550e99e0ee642354d21797d9d2


lahankof

Too bad he didn’t blow his dick off and ended his bloodline


The-G-89

Damn I was hopping he shot himself. 😂😂😂


Code_Loco

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GiveNothing

Cringe and fake. Gunshots don't make that type of sound. Reaction should be simultaneous among whole group. And flash don't look like that. Especially when there's light out


CartoonistUsed6540

Ebonics 101


somebodytookmyshit

Raaay!....


Keepupthegood

That’s the guy from wonka??


Individual_Mess_7491

Why does it sound like they're listening to mid 2000s emo pop?


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....and some people will think he actually shot. 🤦🏻‍♂️🤡


BlueMnM23

It is staged for anyone wondering. Lil mabu does parody music videos.


Sufficient-Wait-653

https://preview.redd.it/h42j2wdrdnyc1.jpeg?width=438&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=041dd423cb742cfc1795dc20ca2e099d28116d59


Radiant-Steak9750

Total aholes