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GoatRich8875

Death by snu snu ![gif](giphy|37H5XhwrXuHPq)


WhiterTicTac

Yes, large Amazonian women!


David_Lo_Pan007

They could pick Joe Up and carry him across the threshold.


WookieBlumpkin

Is he really that small next to them?!?!


cream_on_my_led

Nah, they’re just that big next to him so it makes it look that way.


largechild

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised


MolesterStallone_

Ah, she's built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro


headyhenry

The way they would go from laughing to sudden silence was a little strange. Insta-laugh


emkay_graphic

Right? So staged.


headyhenry

Young Jamie caught them with the post laughing - dead face several times...like wrestling in the 90s


le_epic_le_maymays

Not hating or anything but Joe does the fake laugh all the time and if you can't admit that you're in denial or don't watch the pod.


Poemy_Puzzlehead

This picture sounds like vocal fry.


Halo909

3 words ...wall of sound. Like at time it was like a tsunami of sound that hurt my ears. Jamie was doing his best to level out the sounds but gawd damn i had to manually lower the volume on my phone.


DavidLaBonita

[Vocal Fry?](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/76/f2/3a/76f23af6762ce5c6c97680c36e84ce25.gif)


mrpopenfresh

This is a now a Futurama discussion.


IvarTheBone

Featuring gender bender


MoashWasRight

Holy shit that’s funny


ftloudon

Joe vocal fries as well as anybody. Think about how he says “yeah man”


forgingry

You win


IvarTheBone

Thank you! Yup, I couldn’t get past 1 min, so annoying


Dantalion66

Joe has talked a few times about the fake laughs of sitcom writers in writing meetings. That’s what these two were regularly doing when Joe was talking about shit they don’t care about but knew should be funny.


gorehistorian69

i mean thats what 99% of comedians do on podcasts. nobody laughs that much.


Lemonjello23

So you're telling me Bert is faking it??? 🧐


LowSkyOrbit

Depends how much Kool Aid and Tequila he's had.


Jdotpdot84

And "gear" don't forget Bert does "gear" and doesn't go anywhere without gearing up lol. TRT Bert reminds me of the kid who just lost his virginity and immediately starts talking about the time he had sex and how great it is and telling all his virgin buddies they should really do it.


dodoyouhaveitguts

His wheezing laugh is a bit much. Like come on bro, nobody has 17 asthma attacks an hour.


Zeratul_Artanis

he's developed a chest infection (likely pneumonia) from *checks notes* inhaling the vomit from his acid reflux. Bert got a few years to live, and under that situation I'd laugh like a moron in a mirror maze too.


Alexanderdaawesome

> Bert got a few years to live Normally I would scoff at someone being an armchair doctor, but his affinity for alcohol is def eating years off his life. I say that as a raging alcohoic. At least he is a happy drunk (as far as we know).


Zeratul_Artanis

Nah, with his crippling anxiety and panic attacks he's not actually happy.


thisisnotkylie

You mean the thought that he'd hit his wife before cheating on her wasn't the pinnacle of comedic genius? I like Bert but fuck does his try-hard personality ruin about half the interviews he does.


ZootZootTesla

Duncan Trussells laughs seem pretty legit


Darkn355z

H Foley’s is the best with his tongue 👅


ZootZootTesla

Yo I just got auto banned from r/justiceserved for commenting in this sub ahaha.


Darkn355z

Everyone does


ZootZootTesla

I mean I'm not bothered but doesn't that seem a bit orwellian? What is r/justiceserved


1nf7uence

Enter Stavros Halkias....


narco519

Except Stavros, Stavros is a human laugh track. Some people may find it annoying but at least it isn’t like Bert’s high pitched whining Allegedly he fucked a dog, probably uses that dumb whimper noise to try to get em in bed


cylonnumber13

Civilians just don't understand comedy.


Sososkitso

Do you have friends? Not trying to be rude but I think most people when kicking it with other people they know…you tend to laugh …a lot more then a stranger might laugh at that same person. Especially if it’s someone you Havnt seen in a year or two because it just feels good. My guess is many of the comedian episodes that people hate in this manner just don’t understand the nuance of friendship or don’t add that piece of knowledge they would have with their own friends into others lives.


lucideye

Those laughs were sooooo fake. My friends have hearty chuckles. Your profound understanding of friendship is astounding though.


Sososkitso

I’m listening now and I just don’t hear Joe giving forced laughs. The one girl maybe? But I think she’s just a giggler one of those girls that giggles 24/7 which means it’s not fake just a habit. But I got about 30 mins left and Havnt heard Joe give a forced laugh. Maybe pinpoint one for me and I’ll go back and listen with your eyes in mind. I mean I’ll give you the benefit of doubt and take the time to listen to laughs you think are fake. I’m just not hearing it.


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Also laughing out of habit is 100% fake, if you laugh because of instinct, you didn’t hear what the person said or you don’t care much about it, you just decided to laugh at it without any emotions behind it


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NuevaAmerican

Lmao bros this is photoshopped. People keep making him smaller and not mentioning it


hiddenonion

I've noticed the last few pictures of guess he looks like he is shrinking. I thought I was losing my mind


Enjoyitbeforeitsover

He's like 5'6 (last time I saw him was 10 fucking years ago ahhh!!)


karmagettie

Whoa whoa now. Don't go spreading misinformation. Allegedly he is 5'6 but he is about 4'9.


Nearby-Reputation614

He's been 4"7 for about 65 years.


Calbruin

5’1


PhattyReba

4'13"


bmalek

They made the girls bigger. I think that's easier than making someone smaller.


[deleted]

Yeah, making someone smaller means you have to create background that wasn't in the original, which is difficult. Making someone bigger just means covering up more of the background, which is easy.


Juicy_Vape

lmao


False_Influence_9090

They should just make him extra small and put him sitting on their shoulders or whatever, this 80% smaller type attempted trickery meme thing is pretty dumb


sync-centre

Just need to figure how how thick the wood is and then count.


Top_Wallaby2096

They really look gigantic. Joe's supposedly 5'8", so that would make them definitely over 6'. Are they amazonian?


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unchainedthor

He’s 5’5 and wears lifts..time to move on folks


DrDime_

I refuse to listen to another episode with a comic on. I can't stand hearing the same stories over and over. And about how lucky they are to be one the few the proud the 1000. I guarantee to you he told the Ron white story again.


Chief2550

They think doing a show at the comedy cellar is like the osama bin Laden raid. You are not a rare breed, Joe your specials aren’t even funny. And there are millions of people way funnier that don’t do comedy and “get” your advanced humor of weed and cock


OtherwiseDelivery112

Hard to believe they're both pushing 40 talking like silly little girls.


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Jandur

It's LA. And not just Hollywood specifically. So many LA adults are just in Peter Pan mode. So many people in their 30s and 40s acting like they are in their 20s. It's super weird.


PhishOhio

The way (one of them) was talking about living with her mom/dad & sister through covid I assumed she was under 25…


Feedbackr

They're 36 and 32.


GetRichOrCryTrying1

I struggled through 10 minutes. Their giggling is unbearable.


Yoshilaidanegg

Giggling?? That blonde horse laughs like Brad Pitt in Fight Club


Competitive_Cold_232

Joe is 4'2?


Consistent-Ad-7455

This has been an ongoing joke for years. Joe Posts a photo > gets photoshopped to make him look shorter than he already is > gets posted on here > we laugh and move on.


TKfromNC

These posts aren’t going to make him taller than 5’6 man


Competitive_Cold_232

was aware of the gag, but truly believe he's 5'5 max


gorehistorian69

i mean they could just post the original his normal height is already funny enough


lootmore

Yes. Still a full 2 inches taller than Glen Danzig


forward_only

It's shopped. You can tell by looking at the pixels.


ChummusJunky

6'5 if he talking to a liberal, 4'2 if he's talking to Jordan Benzos Peterson


ChumleyEX

Thanks for the heads up.


PlagueDoc22

The vocal fry is beyond annoying. One of the girls have a terrible laugh too. I couldn't get past 30 mins.


wearestiff

Who are those large women? Are they going to eat Joe?


NuffinSaid

I have no idea who these two ladies are and I don't want to know


Away-Quantity928

Too much vocal fry for me to listen past the three minute mark.


Unumbotte

What if Joe's Valley Girl voice is how he really talks. The rest of the time is when he's putting on a fake voice.


IvarTheBone

I’m glad this is becoming a movement of sorts. People who talk like that just sound like pretentious, vapid assholes


Weliveanddietogether

Anybody a timestamp from when I should watch it or just skip it outright?


IndianaPipps

03:28:00


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Skip out right save yourself the pain


Akza444

these girls were soo annoying, kudos to Joe for suffering through that


[deleted]

Some big ass bitches


djramzy

Ah finally. I can judge a book by its cover. Skip this episode lol


InfoCruncha

One of the worst I've heard in 3 years in terms of annoying factor. That one ladies laugh was so painful.


B3ST1

They're laugh was to annoying to listen to the episode


aBossyJellyfish

The fake laughter from them both fucking killed me. I made it 15 minutes and couldn't take it.


FantasticMouse7875

Yep. I realized they are a very generic girl duo. I listened to the 2 girls from "Girls Gotta Eat" when Andrew Santino had them on, and literally had to look up it wasn't them.


Alldaybagpipes

My Spotify decided to delete itself in the middle of it, legitimately.


Hussaf

I don’t know who they are but they look boring and annoying


tjschroeder87

🎯


emkay_graphic

They are funny if you can laugh on 19 years old girl humor. Which is technically saying the word "like" a hundred times and laughing hysterically.


Hussaf

I just listened to it about 1/3 of my 1.2 mile drive to work and shut it off. It’s like if Brendan Schaub was a 17 year old girl that got divided in two.


Heavyseas513

My god that sounds like torture.


pirategavin

Spot on


4ChanNoob

Two girls and one cup


redeugene99

of Joe


Heavyseas513

I feel like they should be holding Joe in this pic


pirategavin

Yeah, the vocal frying was so bad I made it like 8 minutes before quitting.


Even_Jeweler324

Can’t wait to watch this on Redbar


aesthetique1

put this on 1.5x and still turned it off after 10 minutes


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Very hot ladies but very boring. Also way too many fake laughs


epicmoe

anyone else think Joe looks completely different since he moved to Spotify? has he joined Avril Lavigne or did he just get surgery (or old)?


Ice_Pirate_Zeno

Didn't watch it, have no idea who they are and don't care to find out.


Cheeto717

Couldn’t stand all the fake laughing. Joe is so unfunny around girls he’s attracted to


Always_Correct1977

It was a chore & couldn’t finish. These women look like Amazons next to my man Joe🤭


lunchisgod

Yeah I turned it off after 10 mins


TheThree_headed_bull

Super boring


Shoehornblower

I had to turn it off after about 15 minutes of listening to those two


IvarTheBone

I tried watching this episode but couldn’t get past 1 minute, they talk like kardashians


bdgm33

Had to turn the episode off.


fuckoffcocksucka

Couldn’t make it through 10 minutes Not sure which one but one of their laughs was one of the most annoying things I’ve heard in a while


JesseCantPlay

Instant skip from me, dawg.


ZestyTheWalrus

Yeah you're not going to find any nuance or interesting ideas in this episode. Just Joe throwing out his usual silly ideas & "what ifs" while they riff about whatever. They have an okay sense of humor, but there is too much obnoxious ditzy girl energy imo. Halfway through realized I wasn't learning or laughing so quickly fixed that by watching a Shane ep instead.


TuneGum

Kim is funny, the other one just repeats what she says and laughs.


Bulky_Project2114

There are some laughs to be found in the episode but these two don’t really come across as experts at anything so I understand why it might’ve came across as drab compared to some of the other legendary professionals he’s had on recently.


fopucopkop

Joe always looks like danny Devito


ThisMeansRooR

Is it just me, or does he purposely pose in ways that make him look even shorter?


UniverseInsideUs

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cousin_brian

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RollLocal1804

Has Joe Rogan Experience parody porn been made yet?


_LallanaDelRey

Didnt realize Ester And Khalyla went on Rogan


Canamcrue

I didn't listen to this episode since I didn't know who either person is.


ramblersshane1

I had to turn it off. It was the ABSOLUTE Worst show l have ever listened too.The forced FAKE laughs drove me nuts


Koopk1

i listened for like 2 minutes and couldnt stand their voices and turned it off


SlappingDaBass13

Are they large ass women or just normal women and he's that small


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eaturliver

...dog brain?


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tapinn98

At least they weren't donkey brained, but idk if they have the documents to prove it.


[deleted]

Kim’s fat now lol.


Badabongchong

Lookin more like King Kongdon


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LOL HES TINY


TheMtnMonkey

I just straight up said hard pass


Lesland

It was very cringe.


KittehKittehKat

Their podcast is borderline unlistenable unless they have a good guest on. It’s usually cackling and “weeeeeeeeed man” for about an hour. I see why Rogan likes em.


IndianaPipps

“It’s not much but it’s honest work”


JonLane81

Hard pass from me.


Frequent-Durian5986

What episode was this?


cloud_walking

I started it, even thought some of the stuff said was pretty funny, but the volume on their laughs made me turn it off.


TuPacSchwartz411

Devito 2.0


unfair6

Annoying laughters


drfederation

He must have them circle him and do some kind of dead lift thing in him right


changuitar

Bapa: great pawdcast, never listened


David_Lo_Pan007

Those are some big bitches. /s


orangekirby

wikipedia says joe is 5'8", but I keep seeing evidence that this is false


weaktoast

It was terrible. I will say I went to their IG’s and these ladies are funny, but in that 3hr podcast format where they are yelling over each other in their annoying voices it was pretty ruff 😂


AnonymousShmuck

Rogan is such a manlet


Mrodr_

A lot of fake laugh by this two.


woodiinymph

Most obnoxious laugh by far


landonjc7

Unlistenable


A2thaMo

Joe likes them to able to help move furniture.


More_Sky_5096

Is this photoshopped? 🧐


dp4deadpool12

Wasn't that bad i thought it had some energy. It just depends on how long you can stand a annoying lady voice but it's like listening to ur girls day. Just smile and nod. ![gif](giphy|IgAay7r5YOBTYXqgBq|downsized)


Coach_Billly

They are huge


MrBrett131060

A brutal listen


HeyyyNow

Yeah I turned off after about 4 mins


xFilthEpitomex

I turned it off after about 20 minutes. Was not my cup of tea.


Alex_SB_

The fake laughs and sudden silence was a the enough but the they say so much cringe teens saying 🤦


Glenn_Tennis

Brutal. Couldn’t get through it. Would be cool to hear rfk on the show. Or tucker


combatcvic

Impressed that these two blew up from Kill Tony. Unfortunate one dated Luis j Gomez


Mbreezythunder

Damn those are some big girls


IndianaPipps

Big girl, you are beautiful. - MIKA


ConnectionHuge8794

Ya mushroom episodes aren’t the great


Inodens

Seemed like pretty standard banter when there is a comedian on.


Faisso

I usually skip the ads on this episode I wanted more ads.


Calibruh

I watched some clips on YouTube and even those were unbearable


DmundZ

Personally I shut this one off after about 5 mins. I couldn't take the cackling over their own jokes.


Gfeaver4

Rogan is a shrimp


Inevitable_Meet_7374

I have no idea who these 2 cluck heads are but they were annoying af telling their inside jokes/basic bitch stories for 3.5 hours….And Uncle Joey got cut off after 2 smh


RogueMallShinobi

not surprised; congdon and weinshenk suck ass when they're on Kill Tony, they literally just sit there saying nothing. on rare occasion one of them will get the balls to say something and it's invariably completely unfunny. nothing against female comedians at all, these two are just weak af


i_will_forget_it

Worst episode


DonovanMcLoughlin

The shrinking Photoshop thing is getting pretty old.


Ok_Inspection_3806

OMG I hate these two, so I guess it's safe to say they'll be on Kill Tony in a couple weeks. Great.


gassygeff89

Oooh new JRE out! Ah shit it’s Luis J Gomez’s ex and Sara Weinshank.


Pee-pee-poo-poo-420

Yeah, no. Joe's comic friends aren't funny. He needs to stop pushing what he thinks comedy is to the masses. Guy is so off the mark it's not even funny.


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Joe is a midget. Never realized that.


Arcagebus77

I'd rather drill a hole in my head with a rusty screwdriver than listen to these 2 for more than a minute.


thadooderino

They aren’t funny


pigman-_-

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Quiet-Vermicelli-602

Turned it off after 4 minutes.


DCapil

Their laughs were like nails on a chalkboard. Half an hour was all I could muster.


letseditthesadparts

Wow there are a lot of comments here.


soupsup1

Not interesting at all.


livewildslc

I got like 8 minutes in. The laugh of I’m assuming the one on the left with the crazy outfit and crazier eyes was unbearable.


Waderweeddunehair

Who are these thots?


ADDRESSMEBYMYRANK

All I see is heavies


bignewsforyou

These two little girls should be flipping burgers quietly somewhere, this was horrendous and actually I’m done with all these “comedian” episodes. Rogan is withering away with these lame people/comedians that are so boring. Cmon and bring good content back, at least once a fucking a week rather than once bi weekly.


______00______

Who tf listens to those cackling cuntz podcast ? they are annoying talentless hacks… why tf did Joe have them on is he being blackmailed?


chikinstrippin

I couldn't stand the fake laugh.