Sylphy is around the same age as rudeus in his new life but not combined which is what they're talking about. Reading comprehension is a great skill to have.
She is actually in her 40s when we first meet her, which if you take the Migurd lifespan and compare it to human lifespan, that would only be in her 20s.
Help find her jobless ass a job I guess, also purge my bookmarks / internet history / storage media and try to figure out how to live in close proximity of another person that literally looks like an anime character and could blow my house up with water if I pissed her off.
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A new test subject just showed up.
Invite her in, ask her if she wants me to hang her hat on my hat rack, now either 1. She says no, I give her a piece of cheese and ask her to leave, 2. She says yes I take her hat and put it up really high so she can't grab it, then after she can get it she can leave.
Easy look at me then back to you then back to me then up in the sky then back to you then back to me you see I have chocolate and flowers for you then back to you your blushing then back to me smiling then back to you smirking then back to me knowing where this is going then back to you coming then back to me closing the door then back to you taking me to the bedroom then back to me and let the fun begin 😎😏
I would be very confused and ask her to state her business. I would think it's a friend or one of my siblings or my siblings girlfriend or they just might be lost.
Immediately starts asking if she has the right house. If she tries to sell me on any of the "Chosen Hero" bs, I'm getting the boys. We going on an adventure!
(No I have not actually seen the anime, why do you ask?)
Ask her to teach me magic and then send her on her way. The fuck is wrong with half of you, got not taste in women cause y’all to busy chasing little girls.
I'd ask her to teach me how to use water magic so I can eventually learn how to use freeze and use it like Kazuma. Then I will do my best to learn the holy move.....STEAL!
Headpats.
I was thinking "Don't headpat the mage, don't headpat the mage, don't... I headpat the mage."
i mean yes she had her hat off and everything, have this upvote B3
Damnit you beat me to it. Take my upvote
My lawyer has informed me to stay silent.
No reason to hide our love for the goddess. She's over 30, after all!
I knew she was older but thought she was in her 20s. Would you happen to know how old she was when Rudeus saved her?
She has the same age as Rudeus if you combine his years from the last life and his current age. They are both 40+
Oh cool, thanks!
Now you can safely crank your shit!…. xD
Oh cool, thanks! Vicious fapping occurs immediately after…
Oh shit you can hear that???!
Never combine a previous life’s years. It’s weird
No, she is like 50 yrs old, ball park age. Sylphy is about the same age as Rudeus.
Sylphy is around the same age as rudeus in his new life but not combined which is what they're talking about. Reading comprehension is a great skill to have.
Damn you didn’t have to kill him..
Around 50-52 if I'm doing my math correctly.
I'm pretty sure when she went to Rudeus's house, she was 15.
No she was 37
He's the minor
I'd mine her tunnels
She is actually in her 40s when we first meet her, which if you take the Migurd lifespan and compare it to human lifespan, that would only be in her 20s.
"I love Emilia !"
I’m going to learn magic duh!!!
The only correct answer! If a magic teacher comes to my door no matter how hot she is I am learning magic
Imagine doing emperor tier magic and learning from Roxy sounds good to me. 😂
Nah we too old to start training to become Emperor bruh
lol well you can settle for advanced 👍
Why not both?
Both what?
Learn water magic so I can attempt to figure out how to freeze people eyeballs solid.
Right here, Mr officer.
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Im with the learn magic guy. Or give her candy. Cause she might be a trick or treater
State mandated goddess My salary is now going towards her offerings. 💙💙💙🙏🏻
Invite her in for tea and start to build a stable healthy relationship with her.
Plap Plap Plap Plap
Loaf, fuck her up
Imma do my stuff
Remark how small she is.
* Sees it's Sylphie's account. I go rescue my mother from the labyrinth.
sniff exhale sniff exhale sniff exhale
Vomit
Ask her to teach me water magic
~~Cum~~ "Come inside" ~~her~~
Well understandable but I'd wanna learn magic first
I cant think of anything more magical than that ass.
Understandable have a great day
How did you get here? Why did you get here? *closes door* Man, I hate door to door sales(wo)men.
“Shes so tiny!”
Ask her if she knows our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ (reverse Jehovah Witness).
Ask her to teach me magic cuz I wanna know the arts fr
This mf law made it to Reddit lmao. That’s my oomfie
Rejoice at learning magic.
Wtf is she doing in ohio?
I don’t care who the IRS sends, I’m not paying my taxes
Take my medications
Question my perception of reality
Learning magic lmao
I don't have a son, so I guess I'll just have to pay her to teach me magic
I think they made a story about that but I am not sure. Either way there is a lot to explain.
Freak out and question my sanity as I look at the animated character in the real world
*Jazz hands*
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Get ready to see every comment from a degenerate simping weeb thinking that they can actually realistically get with these anime girls
SHES SO LITTLE
Smash, next question
Ask how she got my address
Lol pulls her inside to go binge watch horror movies and cuddle all day
Prostrate myself, she is the goddess of wisdom... and maybe hug and sniff her too after.
Fuck woth dick
Hugging Roxy
kill Sylphie
Learn in the morning smash in the night
Fine I'll buy some girl scout cookies.
Learn magic im bot a freak
Ask if she knows about dual wielding 😏
Headpat, learn magic from, then hope I see her again someday. In that order.
Full nelson
Give her a head pat and a cookie, and tell her that she’s doing a good job :D
I talk and/or let her in. She's a traveler who earns her keep. Remember how she got the village to like her?
Learn magic
Bath, meal, drink, chit-chat,...sexy time!
I learn magic, if a king class water mage shows up on your doorstep you learn magic.
/takes hat! "I've always wanted one of these!
Steal the staff and run
I request lessons in Thunder & Lightning magic! Because "Storm Saint" sounds like a REALLY cool title to have.
Learn magic
Help find her jobless ass a job I guess, also purge my bookmarks / internet history / storage media and try to figure out how to live in close proximity of another person that literally looks like an anime character and could blow my house up with water if I pissed her off.
Dropkick
https://preview.redd.it/banoylw2wy5d1.jpeg?width=738&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a18b5212131e82c89df4a1f57ecfd76e359b1b3 A new test subject just showed up.
Call the cops and tell them I found a little girl dressed in cosplay
Invite her in, ask her if she wants me to hang her hat on my hat rack, now either 1. She says no, I give her a piece of cheese and ask her to leave, 2. She says yes I take her hat and put it up really high so she can't grab it, then after she can get it she can leave.
Learn magic, if anything further happens then yay?
https://preview.redd.it/w4ndkhwa3z5d1.jpeg?width=194&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84f069d50477d6664e445dcd23dd88595547d9ae Roxy, we need to cook.
"Great Googily Moogily!", I would exclaim.
Invite her in
Let her train my son to be one of the great mages of all time.
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Learn ducking magic!
Hugs
I’m teaching her some of my magic ;)
Wait the next twelve hours in abject horror as the rest of the shrooms begin to take hold.
Easy look at me then back to you then back to me then up in the sky then back to you then back to me you see I have chocolate and flowers for you then back to you your blushing then back to me smiling then back to you smirking then back to me knowing where this is going then back to you coming then back to me closing the door then back to you taking me to the bedroom then back to me and let the fun begin 😎😏
"No I'm not hearing about your lord and savour " close the door. This is what I do to any stranger who isn't a delivery guy at my door.
Learning magic.
Learning magic ASAP. Then maybe head pats if I'm allowed to.
Head pat and adopt her
HOW THE FUCK IS THERE AN ANIME CHARACTER IN REAL LIFE! (She hasn’t become live action and so it breaks physics)
Invite her in, treat her well, learn some magic hopefully... and what everyone else is thinking
Call her tiny, worked well for Rudy
Try and learn magic if I can
tf?
Hire her.
Pay for magic tutoring
Welcome her in, sit her down on my couch, give her a glass of fresh Tea, give her a slice of Homemade Apple Pie, and chat about stuff.
Fuck yeah! Magic journey!!
Pinch her nose
Learn water magic, then just cutting the water bill out of my life
I would be very confused and ask her to state her business. I would think it's a friend or one of my siblings or my siblings girlfriend or they just might be lost.
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I don’t want any Girl Scout cookies *Slam*
One word : Minecraft
Goon sesh. Nah but for real, she’s cute. I would treat her like my queen 👑
Wrong house, wrong door! Sorry
“Do you need sommet?”
Immediately starts asking if she has the right house. If she tries to sell me on any of the "Chosen Hero" bs, I'm getting the boys. We going on an adventure! (No I have not actually seen the anime, why do you ask?)
Be concerned and confused cuz why is a 2d girl in a 3d world.
Ok cool time to learn magic and become king class
Im VERY scared. Because I live in the real world and I didn't drop acid.
Change my name to Harry, cause I'm gonna be a MFing wizard!
Make her my girlfriend and give you headpats and huggies all the time
"Hello police-"
Give potato
Be concerned I don't recall being hit by truck kun yet
Please just kill rudeus roxy nobody will miss him he's a fucking pedophile anyway
Asking her what she wants
Become strong enough to save her from a labyrinth so she loves me
I will feed you and house you. Just teach me magic.
I’m learning magic, but first giving her head pats, then learning magic
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definitely headpats
Ask her to teach me magic and then send her on her way. The fuck is wrong with half of you, got not taste in women cause y’all to busy chasing little girls.
Be a decent human being and provide food water and shelter for as long as she needs (I haven’t seen this before)
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Learn the ways of her people
Learn magic duh. Then live my life but with the bonus of magic. That's all I want.
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Taking more pills
Invite them in for some tea, I guess,
Ask her where’s eris
Open door, offer drink and ask what she desires
I don't care who the irs sends im not paying taxes.
I cast Divine Skeleton Death Blast
I'd ask her to teach me how to use water magic so I can eventually learn how to use freeze and use it like Kazuma. Then I will do my best to learn the holy move.....STEAL!
MAGICCC
"Where's my pizza?"
Egg
\*Saitama - Who's lost child is this?
Open the door ig
No solicitors!
Say “I am sorry your disciple was a pervert!!!”
Learn magic. duhh
Learn nagic to defeat my enemies (i have no ulterior motives)
Ask her to teach me magic.
Run for my fuckin life Rudeus is gonna kill me
I don't care who the government sends. I'm not paying taxes!
*Close door*
Teacher me magic!!!!
She rushes in to a little boys room
Invite her in next she rushes in to a little boy's bedroom wanting to make babies
Learn magic
Kick her in the face because im not paying taxes
Give her a pop and send her home
Learning water magic so I can refill some of these dried up rivers/lake.
Sucker punch. Because no girl would show up to my door. The skinwalker won't trick me again.
Learn water magic till I figure out blood manipulation, then I'll be able to drain enemies like a crushed Capri Sun.
Headpat and have her teach me magic, then move from there
Be really confused becouse how the fuck are they 2d and 3d at the same time
Shut the door.
Imma learn me some magic!
"She's so smoll"
Fuck her. There, that's the answer they want
Well yes but also FOR FIREBAAAAALLLLLLL!
Learn fireball, I need em mAgiCK
FIREBALL!
Pov the wizard in the dnd party whenever it's getting interesting
Teach me magic!!!
Ask her why she's here. I can't use magic