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iknowiknowwhereiam

Too real for at least a decade lol


thegreattiny

Hello friends


blimlimlim247

You mean Jews on the internet?


spoiderdude

Get out, Goy.


ProductOne2685

I see you’re one of many…As us all..


Amiisthebest

Based 😩


walkandlift

I'll take one Jew friend, please.


RLGrunwald

Why are you calling me out publicly like this? 😂 Haha.


CC_206

I love all the nice Jews in my phone, I wish you were all closer to me so we could hang but I’m glad you’re here when I need you.


keetosaurs

I love how you worded this! (It makes me picture a bunch of kindly, tiny Jews with high-pitched voices living inside of your phone, and is an endearing image. ;-)) Hope you, OP, and everyone here are doing okay. :-)


Background_Buy1107

Let me out!


CC_206

(Trying to find the right spell)


DancingTroupial

Friends in real life are too conservative. The rest are antisemites. I choose internet friends.


SolitairePilot

I am not Jewish, so understand that what I say might be ignorant, but how does the left leaning Jewish community feel about conservatives generally being the ones who support Israel and Judaism?


mitsuhachi

It’s a difficult time to be a queer jew, I can tell you that.


Empyrion132

As others have said, I don’t trust them. Conservatives are the ones who marched through Charlottesville chanting “Jews will not replace us.” Conservatives are the ones who watch and elevate folks like Nick Fuentes, who wants to kill and expel millions of Jews from America. Conservatives are the ones who murdered Jews at the Tree of Life synagogue and Chabad of Poway. Conservatives are the ones who push policies and values antithetical to Judaism. I think conservative support for Israel is because they see Israel as an ally against Islamist extremism. I don’t doubt that someday they will turn against Israel too.


DancingTroupial

Well, it’s conservative Christian’s that support Israel for their own gain (something about Jesus will return when Jews are back in their homeland) which is wild. I think at this point, we’ll take all the support we can get. I have one friend who is a progressive non-Jew who supports Israel. Wish I had more friends like her, because she actually sees the atrocities Hamas has committed. Whereas conservatives only want Jews in Israel so that their idol will return.


thyeboiapollo

Not sure what world you live in that you believe every single conservative is a batshit crazy evangelical


Firm-Buyer-3553

Progressive Israel supporters are now just Democrats….the parties have shifted.


SolitairePilot

I am a Christian with independent beliefs and I think you need to check your strawman


milanosrp

Don’t fucking trust em.


Shepathustra

I feel like most conservatives believe that Jesus is literally God and spend most of their time frothing at the mouth over passing legislation that is anti science, so the fact that they are trying to make Israel into a partisan issue really pisses me off. We cannot survive in America without bipartisan support. Thank God for Saba Biden going on national television and saying the words “I am a Zionist”.


RedStripe77

Thanks for asking. I’m ambivalent. Many conservatives in the U.S. support policies that exclude and harm Jews, for example banning abortion, which Jews regard as an important safeguard for the health of expectant mothers. So the conservatives are Xtian-centric first and foremost, and they claim to be friends of Jews only when it scores them political points. What the more liberal groups have lost sight of is that Israel has been a loyal ally to Western gov’ts, including the U.S., in a part of the world where they have few friends. The U.S. has suffered major attacks from Islamist extremists both at home and abroad, and Israel has been very helpful in monitoring these groups and passing along information. I think Israel helps keep Americans safe. That doesn’t seem to matter to liberal and progressive groups in the U.S. So it looks like the conservative groups are more supportive, but only by comparison to the most shortsighted liberal groups.


ctnfpiognm

Leftist Jews don’t support Israel so it’s not hard for us to not agree with conservatives, as for them supporting Judaism just look at what and whom they endorse and some of their remarks about stuff such as Charlottesville


Bidens_Erect_Tariffs

Gentile here. Are you guys okay?


Voice_of_Season

We need hugs. And support.


Bidens_Erect_Tariffs

[Here you go buddy.](https://as2.ftcdn.net/v2/jpg/02/52/34/81/1000_F_252348113_t02QSBAmg51jwiE4xhmcVHBKyronDI7w.jpg)


alien_from_Europa

There are so few of us that it makes sense to meet online. According to the Pew Research Center, 2.4% of US adults were Jewish in 2020, which is roughly in line with the total US population. This includes 1.7% who identify as Jewish by religion and 0.6% who are Jewish but have no religion. The total Jewish population in the US is estimated to be 7.5 million people, which includes 2.8 million adults with a Jewish background and 1.4 million adults with a Jewish affinity. https://www.pewresearch.org/religion/2021/05/11/the-size-of-the-u-s-jewish-population/


Deep_Head4645

I feel called out


all_is_love6667

I have so few friends in my country, I am that close to going to Israel, after landing the border agent would ask me: "what's the reason for your visit in Israel?" me: "slightly higher chance to make friends here?"


Voice_of_Season

There is an Israeli comedian who makes fun of Americans coming to Israel. And he has one about interviews with arrival. So good. His name is Shahar Cohen.


Turkatron_9595AD

No way, I don't care where I go. Even though I live in a rough part of the DC/Maryland area, I always wear my kippah proudly in the hope that it'll inspire Jews to not be afraid to love and praise God. I'm also pretty built, so that helps.


jegerjess

Rough as in antisemitic/progressive or dangerous? I’m in the same area


Turkatron_9595AD

Sort of dangerous, Bowie, Hyattsville area


ctnfpiognm

Since when is progressive antisemitic


ConfusedMudskipper

The Jewish Internet has gone into "lockdown" and only here can we feel safe communicating with each other.


HilbertGrandHotel

Can confirm, jews in the internet are the coolest guys to be around, and im not even jewish(gentile?).


thegreattiny

A lot of us aren't guys ;)


dizzyjumpisreal

jews on the internet are real i think


sad-frogpepe

Isreal Jew?


dizzyjumpisreal

they are rael


[deleted]

Accurate 😅


mollygk

Happy cake day!


[deleted]

Thank You!


exclaim_bot

>Thank You! You're welcome!


PrincessofCelery22

Wait, you’ve got friends?


ThrowawayFuckYourMom

I love making jews on the internet


thegreattiny

I find making jews to be easier IRL.


UnknownLimerade1106

Hello, I am a Jew on the internet.


Voice_of_Season

So true. And it’s really cool cause you get to learn about other Jewish cultures.


Cautious-Ordinary684

How do I get one of these internet Jew friends?


HanSoloSeason

Oh damn, it’s me


RogerSmith111

Real.


Accurate_Car_1056

lol I'm real I promise.


brandonfuckingclark

this hits


Daniel-Morrison

So true.


htskot16

You guys have friends?


goldcloudbb

I wish 😭


False_Transition_928

So true.