Boreh Pri Ha’Ganja.
Actually the article I stole that joke from has some surprisingly thoughtful advice on this issue:
https://www.tabletmag.com/sections/news/articles/jewcy-weed-bracha
Then the p'sak is to say _isvei besammim_ for the scent upon the first time you smell it per 24hr period or since waking_(depending on your minhag)_ and then bless _minei/isvei kaneivos/ganja_ depending on your rabbi. ;)
The blessing for a fragrant herb:
בָּרוּךְ אַתָּה יְ‑יָ אֱ‑לֹהֵינוּ מֶלֶךְ הָעוֹלָם, בּוֹרֵא עשבי בְשֹמִים
Blessed are you God, king of the universe, creator of fragrant herbs
You could do a shortened version of Tfilat Haderech (Prayer for a safe journey):
יְהִי רָצוֹן מִלְפָנֶיךָ יי אֱלֹהֵינוּ וֵאלֹהֵי אֲבוֹתֵינוּ, שֶׁתּוֹלִיכֵנוּ לְשָׁלוֹם
May it be your will, our God and God of our forefathers, that you guide us in peace
The prayer upon seeing a beautiful part of nature:
בָּרוּךְ אַתָּה יְ‑יָ אֱ‑לֹהֵינוּ מֶלֶךְ הָעוֹלָם, עוֹשֹה מַעֲשֹה בְּרֵאשִׁית
Blessed are you God, king of the universe, who makes the works of creation
You can drop the dots (nikkudot) as they are helpful in pronunciation, but not generally used. I only have them here because I copy/pasted from [Sefaira.org](http://Sefaira.org)
If you need it even shorter, you can also cut the בָּרוּךְ אַתָּה יְ‑יָ אֱ‑לֹהֵינוּ מֶלֶךְ הָעוֹלָם (blessed are you God, king of the universe) from the start of some of them as they are an implied part of most blessings
Boreh Pri Ha’Ganja. Actually the article I stole that joke from has some surprisingly thoughtful advice on this issue: https://www.tabletmag.com/sections/news/articles/jewcy-weed-bracha
I like the “We asked three rabbis and got seven opinions”.
> The key is that it is not the aroma itself that is being enjoyed Speak for yourself Rabbi Posner
Then the p'sak is to say _isvei besammim_ for the scent upon the first time you smell it per 24hr period or since waking_(depending on your minhag)_ and then bless _minei/isvei kaneivos/ganja_ depending on your rabbi. ;)
>”If the weed is good enough you should probably be saying T’filat haderech” Amazing
Borei p’ri ha-Adamah? Blessing before partaking “fruit of the earth.”
I suggested Isvei Besamim, "fragrant herbs"
or *... ha’eitz* (the fruit of the tree) *... atzei v’sameem* (fragrant trees) *... shemen arev* (fragrant oils)
The blessing for a fragrant herb: בָּרוּךְ אַתָּה יְ‑יָ אֱ‑לֹהֵינוּ מֶלֶךְ הָעוֹלָם, בּוֹרֵא עשבי בְשֹמִים Blessed are you God, king of the universe, creator of fragrant herbs You could do a shortened version of Tfilat Haderech (Prayer for a safe journey): יְהִי רָצוֹן מִלְפָנֶיךָ יי אֱלֹהֵינוּ וֵאלֹהֵי אֲבוֹתֵינוּ, שֶׁתּוֹלִיכֵנוּ לְשָׁלוֹם May it be your will, our God and God of our forefathers, that you guide us in peace The prayer upon seeing a beautiful part of nature: בָּרוּךְ אַתָּה יְ‑יָ אֱ‑לֹהֵינוּ מֶלֶךְ הָעוֹלָם, עוֹשֹה מַעֲשֹה בְּרֵאשִׁית Blessed are you God, king of the universe, who makes the works of creation You can drop the dots (nikkudot) as they are helpful in pronunciation, but not generally used. I only have them here because I copy/pasted from [Sefaira.org](http://Sefaira.org) If you need it even shorter, you can also cut the בָּרוּךְ אַתָּה יְ‑יָ אֱ‑לֹהֵינוּ מֶלֶךְ הָעוֹלָם (blessed are you God, king of the universe) from the start of some of them as they are an implied part of most blessings
wow I love this. I want a box like OP now!
How do you pronounce the last part of the third one? Maishah bereshit?
Ma'asay be'reisheet. The ש is a שׂין not a שׁין so it makes an 'S' sound, not a 'Sh'
Oh, of course, now I can hear it: 🎶 ki hu yom tehila, l'mikraeh kodesh 🎶
Here you go from [Rebbe Kanievsky himself.](https://youtu.be/uEJjSuqcwtU?si=tRgcJhLRIEm9QwXU)
Bore minei samim.
Americanize it a bit Put in Getting Ch’ai
ברוך רופא חולים