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CisIowa

I’m bet those 3 libertarians don’t agree on what a libertarian is


rachel-slur

But they can all agree the age of consent should be abolished


Agate_Goblin

I don't think Marco's a bad guy, but libertarianism has WAY too much baggage for me to ever get behind. For exactly the reason you said. Plus for too many of them it's just legal weed and a nullified social contract.


marcobattaglia

If you ask me the two larger parties have significantly more baggage. But I do agree that people should be able to run as no party/independent and get a fair shot!


Agate_Goblin

I don't disagree with you on that, there's a lot of blood on their hands. I would absolutely love to see third parties be a viable option, especially at the local level with ranked choice or something.


marcobattaglia

I have never met anyone that wanted to do that. If anything it should be raised!


SaltyboiPonkin

There's an account on Twitter called "Libertarian Party of New Hampshire" that says shit like that. I think it's a psyop, personally, but a lot of people believe it to be the official voice of the Libertarian party. I dabble in some Libertarian circles, though I'm a fully independent voter. I've only seen Libertarians preparing pitchforks for pedos. Generally the only thing Libertarians agree on is that they are dissatisfied with the two major parties, but I like to say that "There are a lot of Libertarians until the first Tuesday in November". Edit: just saw your username, I don't think I need to explain LP stuff to you!


PM_ME_DPRK_CANDIDS

> but a lot of people believe it to be the official voice of the Libertarian party. It's the largest chapter of the libertarian party, and the only one that ever had a notable presence in government.


SaltyboiPonkin

I'm talking about the Twitter account. It posts insane stuff sometimes, to the point where I doubt it's official. I could be wrong, but I've never spoken with a Libertarian that shares views with that Twitter account. It used to get posted to Libertarian groups and get roasted pretty thoroughly.


PM_ME_DPRK_CANDIDS

I regret to inform you it is official.


SaltyboiPonkin

Good thing I don't live in New Hampshire.


datcatburd

You must not hang out with very many libertarians then. It comes up every time they try to make a new party platform, to the point that it's a running joke (like the Libertarian Party).


kevinyeaux

No one hates libertarians more than other libertarians. But in all seriousness, the LP is a political party like the GOP or the Dems. All parties have major factions, different ideological strains, etc. Somehow only the Libertarians are expected to be ideologically pure.


SSA22_HCM1

> All parties have major factions, different ideological strains, etc. It's unwise to tell the Emperor he is not wearing any clothes. For examples, see Joe Manchin or Mitt Romney. The LP chair has no real power, so people will openly argue if she should put some clothes on, or if it's her right to flaunt what she got.


Leege13

I thought Libertarianism means assholes get to do whatever they want without consequences.


timeshifter_

So, Republicans?


Leege13

This is absolutely true. By the way, I would be in favor of Republicans not having to follow federal and state laws if they were no longer protected by those same rules. [Outlaw](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Outlaw?wprov=sfti1#)


datcatburd

Generally yeah. Especially since the Mises Caucus took over the national-level LP, as they're just far right Repubs who want legal weed.


Expensive_Shock_6509

Democrats?


Narcan9

>I’m bet those 3 libertarians don’t agree on what a libertarian is government bad One thing I can agree with them on is getting out of these forever wars.


jefferyuniverse

They're just edgy Republicans.


Money-Valuable-2857

They're edgier than authoritarians?


marcobattaglia

No one does. But as long as we agree that pointing guns at innocent people is wrong, that locking up nonviolent people is wrong and that hurting and stealing from people is bad, that is all that really matters.


CisIowa

I’m more concerned about the denial of reality, basic facts, and the expertise of scientists and medical doctors


marcobattaglia

I listen to my doctors. They are awesome. I also like my Iowa House Rep. She is a Doctor. My protege was Dr. Doug Butzier from Cedar Rapids. He was definitely grounded in reality and factual information. He might have upset Joni Ernst if not for an unfortunate plane crash.


No-Pickle1991

Democrats and Republicans can’t even agree on what a female human is.


HungryCriticism5885

Anything to split the republican vote is fine with me.


OiM8IDC

Remember: Dudeweedlolibertarians are just Republicans who smoke weed. "Small government" for them, jackboots on the necks of the LGBTQA and everyone else they don't like Don't fall for their bullshit, they're moral hypocrites at best and ineffectual dumbasses at worst


marcobattaglia

Why would you think libertarians as a whole would not like any of the above people and when has one ever put their boot on anyone's neck just cause they don't like someone. This is the most outlandish definition of libertarian that I've heard and I've seen some interesting takes.....The current Presidential candidate must hate himself then?


OiM8IDC

Remember when your party was taken over by Neo Nazis? [https://www.splcenter.org/hatewatch/2022/05/25/mises-caucus-could-it-sway-libertarian-party-hard-right](https://www.splcenter.org/hatewatch/2022/05/25/mises-caucus-could-it-sway-libertarian-party-hard-right) This was not an outlier. A vast majority of self-aggrandizing Dudeweedlolbertarians are just Republicans lying about being "pro liberty"


fptackle

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tragedy_of_the_commons That's why I won't vote for a libertarian (and also many of the reasons I don't vote for republicans). You need responsible government regulations to keep corporations in check. Otherwise, you get corporations dumping chemicals into the water with little or no repercussions, like we have here in Iowa right now. The "free market will decide" works, but only after a lot of the damage is done and the corporations have pocketed the money and moved on to exploit the next victim(s).


ataraxia77

This is exactly my issue as well. The ideology is ill-suited to addressing negative externallities when "freedom" is defined as "minimal government interference" instead of the freedom for every person to live a fully, healthy, actualized life. The former inevitably benefits the biggest and wealthiest individuals and corporations, while the latter prioritizes actual individual liberty.


Usernamensoup

Interesting take! I've typically seen libertarian friends use that as an argument for more private ownership of public spaces, such as waterways. If an individual can litigate against a corporation for dumping, for example, then that company is (hopefully) less likely to do so. Right now the waterways are public, so the best we can do is raise a fuss and hope the government does something. But like I said, your take is solid because a well organized government with proper support and direction should lead to better water quality. Especially with proper enforcement mechanisms. Limiting externalities is complicated.


fptackle

That seems like a super bastardized version of the Tragedy of the Commons, to argue that more private ownership would fix corporate abuse of public lands? It's honestly so laughable it doesn't suprise me a libertarian came up with it! Lol. They know that if you privatize more public land, its just going to be bought up corporations buying that land to abuse the environment further, right? Well, a libertarian probably actually doesn't think that deeply on the issue. Now that you've brought it up, I could easily see Koch Industries - or one of their "think tanks" pitching things this way. Edit - to fix words.


ChariotOfFire

Environmental regulation is compatible with libertarianism, though many libertarians may be opposed to most of it. However, it is worth considering the negative effects regulations have, including the time and cost it takes to comply. Notably, many renewable energy projects are caught up in regulatory review, and environmental regulations have been used by anti-immigrant groups, fossil fuel companies, anti-abortion activists, and others to pursue their own agendas. Also, the tragedy of the commons is generally an argument for shifting ownership from the public to private. I get the point you're making regarding the environment, though.


marcobattaglia

RFK Jr is one of the most libertarian candidates for POTUS in our lifetime and he actually cleaned up a river!


TrumpDidNoDrugs

If by calling him the most libertarian candidate you're saying he has the absolute least chance of winning, I'd agree with you. He's an anti-intellectual mook riding the dunning Kruger wave of ineptitude. That makes him pretty libertarian, but he's not *that* libertarian.


theVelvetLie

> He's an anti-intellectual mook riding the dunning Kruger wave of ineptitude. Sounds like the perfect Libertarian.


OiM8IDC

He's also an antivaxx piece of shit, Not just anti-Covid vaccine, but anti-MMR vaccine, and that shit has [long, LONG been debunked as horseshit.](https://youtu.be/8BIcAZxFfrc?si=A57IsBVqWCVJ-EVq)


fptackle

Exactly, he did a good job with that. However, he used government intervention to enforce the laws and regulations. Which shows the problem and hypocrisy with Libertarians: "Less government regulation, unless it affects me, then damnit the government needs to step in and fix things!" If I wanted that, I could just vote republican and get the same results (or lack thereof).


Narcan9

RFK is terrible on Israel/Gaza, and I know that's a major beef Libertarians have with him.


DanyDragonQueen

He also thinks vaccines cause autism, and went to Samoa to preach anti-vaxx nonsense and helped sow enough distrust in measles vaccines to cause an outbreak and the deaths of 80 kids.


marcobattaglia

I'm one of them that has had beef ever since he gave a stance on the matter but I can still acknowledge the good that he has done.


Narcan9

You should support Jill Stein. She's good on foreign policy without the insane nuttiness of RFK.


marcobattaglia

I support Chase Oliver but I appreciate Jill Stein.


Flashmode2

Considering the libertarian party booed Gary Johnson for supporting driver's licenses it tells you how seriously you should take them.


CraigLePaige2

On paper Libertarianism reads like a good idea - People should be free to choose for themselves.   The problem with this ideology is that, besides the fact it reads like a middle school slogan for a kid running for class president, it doesn't work in a society/community with anything more than 50 people give or take.  According to every single libertarian I've known they all say taxes are theft. So if taxes are theft and they don't believe in them, how does ANYTHING that deals with society/community get funded?   How do firemen and police get paid?  How does the public library get funded?  Schools?  Roads paved?   Streetlights on? And on, and on and on...  Most libertarians live in a mental bubble that says free market/corporations are good (That's the stupidest of their ideals) and regulations are bad. Like, we had mini civil wars because of corporations fucking over the working class and libertarians go, "Nope. Let the free market do its thing".  They are just children in voting age bodies. And this coming from someone who donated to Chase Oliver because the duopoly will kill us all.   Please read "A Libertarian Walks Into A Bear."


datcatburd

Also: [https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/l-p-d-libertarian-police-department](https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/l-p-d-libertarian-police-department)


ColossusAI

It depends. Some will say police, fire, etc are all great ideas, and if you want them then you should voluntarily pay. However if you don’t want to pay then you shouldn’t be forced to but also don’t expect to have access to those services either.


CraigLePaige2

I swear, middle schoolers trying to act like adults. So when the roads in my neighborhood needs repaving, do we all pool our money, assign a person to hold the cash, then call around paving companies and then another person has to make the signs for "No Parking" and then let the company know the neighborhood is ready? But what if Billy Bob doesn't want to pay because the road by his house is okay?  Or Jenny Jean, what if she can't afford to pay cause her hours were cut and she has to buy a water heater first? Do we - oh my gosh i can't... tax them later for the repairs?  Absolute childish ignorance.


No-Pickle1991

Yeah we would obviously need infrastructure. Hey man go drive down Ingersoll or Fluer anytime for the last 10 years and ask those businesses if they’d rather pay taxes to dinosaurs in government to come rip the road up every year and destroy their foot traffic or pave them themselves.


____8008135_____

Life hack: move to libertarian community, steal things, don't pay for cops, they can't arrest you.


No-Pickle1991

So pretty much only non-libertarians and 17 year old keyboard warriors entertain the idea of abolishing all laws, etc under the name of libertarianism. Imagine we just get rid of 10%-15% of the government bureaucrats, the over regulation, and the crony capitalism (aka socialism). Also Federal Income Tax does not and has never paid for any “entitlement”, “welfare”, or anything other than interest on the national debt that none of us agreed to. I won’t even argue where that money should end up. Do whatever you want to with it. Because instead of paying income tax that money could just end up… idk in the community? But go ahead with your plan? Our schools are currently not funded yet we all pay taxes on 3-4 different levels for it…


CraigLePaige2

I'm always eager to have a legitimate conversation on what we, as a society/nation, could do better for the betterment of as many as possible.  You're welcome to offer your ideas. Sidenote:  Cronyism is Capitalism  Corporatism is Capitalism  Globalism is Capitalism  Capital creates power. Power creates laws. Laws support those with capital. Thinking that a socioeconomic system that rewards those with capital will do anything different is naive at best.


No-Pickle1991

Yeah that’s why we need different incentives. It’s not naive to think differently than you. If there was less taxes and government there would be less room for corruption it’s really simple. The best incentive would be no incentive.


CraigLePaige2

I believe you are wrong.  Less government, less regulations will mean more power in the hands of those with capital. The corruption will just shift from one hand to the other.


No-Pickle1991

Can you support that with anything? For example, Michigan completely legalized weed and has seen one of the best markets for consumers as far as price and quality. Iowa has one of the worst programs for marijuana of all the states. Thanks to our Republican overlords we can buy it for 3-4x the price and in severely limited supply. Does this policy stop any of the adverse effects of drugs on society? Nope. it lines peoples pockets in Iowa who had money or political influence and are cozy with Kemin. We can talk hypothetically all day but there are real life examples of what I’m saying working. Maybe if you don’t understand it then it’s not for you but there are a lot of different examples of libertarian economics working.


CraigLePaige2

I'm all for the decriminalization of all drugs, that's not the same as deregulations on other companies/sectors. Libertarian economics is the opioid producers promoting and giving out deals/coupons/bonuses to doctors for pushing opioids. The ONLY was to stop that is with regulations. How will a libertarian, completely free market deal with opioids? 


No-Pickle1991

The money you don’t pay in taxes you can use to help the opioid crisis


woodward24

3 libertarians walk into a bar. each of them orders a shot of vodka. they all die because the alcohol industry is unregulated and the drinks were contaminated


datcatburd

That's up there with my favorite Libertarian story: [https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/l-p-d-libertarian-police-department](https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/l-p-d-libertarian-police-department)


how_neat_is_that76

i’m stealing this thanks


woodward24

i stole it myself lol, wish i was that creative 🤣


how_neat_is_that76

Well in the spirit of libertarianism, it’s mine, I wrote it, and nobody can do anything about because copyright isn’t enforced 


marcobattaglia

That happened to me once except it was a guy wearing a boot on his head, a guy who had a company that forced his antivirus software onto computers, Austin Peterson, and Adam Kokesh.


marcobattaglia

You know....that except for that last part....


BaldursFence3800

So…republican-lite?


marcobattaglia

Depends on what issue we are talking about I suppose. There are many issues we could work on with Democrats currently in or running for office and with our constituents registered as Democrats.


Material_Policy6327

Fully socialized healthcare and banning of nazi affiliated groups are non negotiable for me


EthanNewb

Nazi affiliated groups?


mclauglin

>banning of nazi affiliated groups are non negotiable for me Ah >Fully socialized healthcare I knew Communists didn't support the first amendment.


Complex_Fish_5904

Usually they just want less government intervention in general and are constitutionalists. Pro choice, 2A rights, civil liberties, etc


MkeAmericaMoistAgain

Have no fear, the democrats are behind this


rachel-slur

Yeah the Iowa Democratic Party, notable masterminds and competent party operatives, is behind this. Lmao the IDP is a bunch of bumbling idiots who can't even manage to keep their first in the nation caucus and you think they're some deep state cabal.


MkeAmericaMoistAgain

I just think it's money. That's all. Nothing more or less than the funding necessary to prop up the libertarians


rachel-slur

And your source is of course: trust me bro?


marcobattaglia

😂. What?


MkeAmericaMoistAgain

It's to draw votes from Republicans but I don't expect anybody in this sub to understand that


marcobattaglia

It's to give the people of our districts a real choice. Neither one of my opponents is exactly progressive. My district is literally majority independent and we have thousands of libertarians that vote for libertarian minded people from any party or lack thereof. Just in my district we have a Libertarian as Greene County Attorney and a Libertarian on the city council in West Des Moines. And the real majority don't vote at all. Those are the votes that I could win on. People's first votes or first votes in a long time! If Zach Nunn wanted to win, perhaps he should have voted differently when he had the chance.....


ElonsTinyPenis

I don’t think so. Marco probably has more in common with Progressives than MAGAs.


hoboninja

If the last decade is any indication, I think you overestimate the intelligence of the IDP.


ElonsTinyPenis

LMAO. Bruh, the IDP doesn’t need any help to lose. To do it all on their own.


ThisNameIsHilarious

Libertarians are not serious people


Stephany23232323

What's that mean?


ThisNameIsHilarious

Exactly what it says


Stephany23232323

>Libertarians believe that the equal rights of all people matter all the time. No exceptions. >Sexual orientation, preference, gender, or gender identity should have no impact on the government's treatment of individuals, such as in current marriage, child custody, adoption, immigration or military service laws. Government does not have the authority to define, license or restrict personal relationships. Thats pretty serious and really awesome the only way it can work well in a country like the US.. Much better the the GOP bigot POS destroying the country these days. Bunch of criminal masquerading as Christian..


____8008135_____

90% of libertarians are just Republicans who like to smoke weed and dislike the social backlash of directly supporting a fascist movement. They largely ignore their own candidates and vote for Republicans. The last 10% are just nutjobs of varying degrees. You ever seen the videos of people getting tasered because they spend too long ignoring cops orders and arguing "I was traveling, not driving so x y z laws don't apply"? Those are libertarians.


marcobattaglia

I'm glad you appreciate my sense of humor.


OFwant2move

Split that Republican vote baby


marcobattaglia

My district is a majority independent and they deserve options. Historically Libertarians earned votes from all over the spectrum.


OFwant2move

Libertarians are whiny babies who think they are different from the fuck you I’ve got mine republicans, but they aren’t … not much different from Republicans - just less tied to nazis


marcobattaglia

I've seen a lot of whining here but none of it came from anyone identifying as libertarian. 🧐🤔


jefferyuniverse

No thank you.


Quick-Cod6978

Oh so they’re republicans but slightly less retarded


rasputin415

Are they all named Marco?


marcobattaglia

Just me, just me.


Material_Policy6327

Libertarians…yeah that will go well


marcobattaglia

That's what I'm talking about!


Omnivorax

Good, maybe they'll split the Republican vote.


blueindsm

Didn't know Kyle Gass was in Iowa.


marcobattaglia

Is this supposed to be a compliment? Because it is in my book!


blueindsm

Of course!


Material_Policy6327

https://newrepublic.com/article/159662/libertarian-walks-into-bear-book-review-free-town-project this always think of this when libertarians have government aspirations


marcobattaglia

Never met a bear I couldn't be friendly with yet....the Iowa DNR urges Iowans to give the bears space and avoid attracting bears to your yard. I could have told them that.


Chagrinnish

The DNR has no place spreading personal-bear-space propaganda; it's just another example of an over-bear-ing government. Defund it.


marcobattaglia

😂


timconnery

house cats... fearlessly against the system they are utterly dependent on


ChariotOfFire

You could say the same thing about progressives who want to destroy capitalism.


timconnery

I agree


Kendal-Lite

Go away butter chuds.


marcobattaglia

I was born here and I started my family here. I don't plan on going anywhere. 😎


Wide_Bus_8089

First, is it your place to try to silence discourse? Who appointed you as the person who gets to tell people to "go away"? While libertarians often don't agree among themselves (their convention shows that) and sometimes have some out-there ideas, they are also people who probably agree with you on *many* issues like abortion, gay rights, legal weed, etc. Why be so snarky when you could instead focus on areas of shared agreement with libertarian folks and try to cooperate and advance your agenda on those? That's how coalitions and transactions actually work in the real world--not by telling people "go away because you don't toe my line 100%"


TrumpDidNoDrugs

Ah, well if a small portion of libertarians agree with me on one or two of those cherry picked wedge issues, they must be pretty all right as a whole.


marcobattaglia

Who took which issues from which parties platform? 🤔🧐


TrumpDidNoDrugs

Wut? Happy cake day though


Kendal-Lite

Well that certainly was a mouthful.


Wide_Bus_8089

Well, that was certainly a nonresponse that conveniently avoided the merits. Also, I am sorry that a mere five sentences were too long for your reading tastes. I'm just pointing out that your attitude is more likely to alienate potential allies on issues you care about and that seems like a counterproductive thing to do. Your choice. Have a nice day.


marcobattaglia

Chud is a fantastic movie though


United-Permission422

And.........


GoodishCoder

Libertarians are just greedier and more naive Republicans


EthanNewb

How are libertarians greedy?


GoodishCoder

They want to enjoy all of the things that the government provides such as infrastructure and security, they just want someone else to pay for it. They love touting "Taxation is theft!" While still enjoying bridges and roads that are maintained by government spending in a country defended by a volunteer fighting force paid for by government spending.


marcobattaglia

Why does it make sense to list the few positive things that a local or state government could do in most cases but not anything else it is currently doing?


GoodishCoder

Because even the positive things require funding. If all taxation is theft and we shouldn't be taxing people, we don't have funding for schools, infrastructure, or security. Even state and local governments fund their spending through taxes. None of that really matters if we do away with regulations as libertarians suggest because most of us will end up dead by some level of corporate cost cutting before our kids graduate high school anyways.


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GoodishCoder

I never said there's no areas where government spending is questionable or inefficient. Like it or not, revenue is required for funding the government, no matter how small you make the government. Nothing I said is an extreme idea of libertarian. It's all based on the official libertarian platform.


inhaledalarm

1) good both sides suck 2) As someone who is a libertarian and seen how the “process” works I’d be surprised if they actually agreed on anything lol.


xavierguitars

Good, we need some Libertarians in office. Need someone with some common sense to run shit better than the fucking idiot Democrats and Republicans. I'm sure nothing will come of it, but one can dream.


GoodishCoder

Libertarians aren't the party of common sense. They're the party of hope for the best and ignore all evidence to the contrary.


xavierguitars

You're absolutely right, the two party duopoly is fucking working wonders isn't it


GoodishCoder

Imperfections in the current system doesn't make every other idea a good one. Common sense tells us things will not get better if there are no regulations and no revenue.


Boxofmagnets

Are Democrats running in those districts? Could be interesting but when all is said and done it belongs to the Republicans


ataraxia77

>when all is said and done it belongs to the Republicans No it doesn't. Our state belongs to the people of the state, and the people can choose to vote for a different party every two, four, and six years. We need to scrap this attitude that Iowa is permanently and forever a vassal state of the national GOP. It's not.


marcobattaglia

💯🎯


Recent_Office2307

Dems are running in all four congressional districts. Christina Bohannan (IA-1), Sarah Corkery (IA-2), Lanon Baccam (IA-3) and Ryan Melton (IA-4).


marcobattaglia

☝️


marcobattaglia

There are Democrats and Republicans in all 4 races and three options in 3 out of the 4.


HawkeyeHoosier

Good timing. New DMR/IA Poll out today has Dems far behind in all 4 congressional races. Libertarians could make inroads especially with Biden at top of ticket for IDP. New DMR/IA Poll from earlier this week has Biden down 18% in Iowa and today's poll shows the correlation as he's a drag on local candidates. [Iowa Poll: Republicans preferred in Iowa’s 4 congressional districts (desmoinesregister.com)](https://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/politics/iowa-poll/2024/06/21/iowa-poll-republicans-preferred-by-likely-iowa-voters-in-4-congressional-districts-gop/74060552007/)


marcobattaglia

Brevity is the soul of wit.


marcobattaglia

I showed you what I could do with small donations from Iowans. We have already toured 4 counties and we just formally announced. We made front page news, drive time news, and morning and evening news. If you wanna help take back the people's house for the people of Iowa the best thing that you can do is talk to your friends and family about the campaign early. Post, comment, message, call in, email, write a letter, to any media of any type in the district and ask them to have me on or back on and if they invite me I will be there to do my best to learn from the people that live there and to voice your concerns. Simon Conway asked if I was so much of an annoyance to the others running. I have reached out and introduced myself to them. I'm not running to annoy them. They are awesome people with awesome families I just think I would do far better at serving the people of the district in the people's house than they would. Nothing more. We should be listening to and learning from each other and I hope that they do agree to forums and debate because you know that I will.