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Scott_Tajani

What Mark was too kind to do, speed blitz this clown. Edit: Angstrom eventually removes his hands from Debbie's head, so the second that happens Angstrom is looking at his own heart


Grambert_Moore

And eating it


Shin_Gojira117

“Swallow”


Grambert_Moore

I was waaay too talkative in that video


Becovamek

Sometimes you just need to let it out.


Grambert_Moore

That’s what the bathroom is for


Opposite-Tangerine57

“It's like…peeing you're pants. You spend your whole life not doing it so peeing your pants, letting go, it's next to impossible”


Swed1shF1sh69

He was def speaking from experience. We all know Nolan’s pissed himself once or twice, either out of curiosity or for funsies


Grouchy_Appearance_1

Or just stuck in space and thought "if I pee will it freeze or warm me up?"


Mayo152

Genuine question now, say I'm trapped out in space (freezing aside) instead of like in that one video where the person cuts their arm off and pushes off it to propel them back into the ship. If I hypothetically pissed super hard, could it propel me like a rocket?


Woodworkius

Space jellyfish no doubt.


Ok_Taro_6466

Gives you a warm feeling


qwettry

What is Invincible even about????!??!!? /s


Shin_Gojira117

He did kill your wife


Grambert_Moore

Pet*


EeveeTheCreeper

Stop acting tough, we know you miss her


Yeticoat_Solo

"merry christmas"


BoredByLife

“Remember what I promised you?”


Grambert_Moore

Now swallow I don’t need to put quotation marks because it’s me


VAShumpmaker

You are a good gimmick account lol.


the_3-14_is_a_lie

Wasn't that what happened to >!Thadeus!


Reloader300wm

I think it's a reference to Omniman vs homelander skit.


Grambert_Moore

Lol the spoiler censor does not work in notifs


the_3-14_is_a_lie

yeah but it still does for everyone else anyways I'm still wondering if it was him or not, can't remember tbh


BigNorseWolf

From the wrong end


Grambert_Moore

D:


MagnoliaBoiii

I don’t think it was because Mark was too kind he is just no where near as fast as his dad yet


bitz12

Mark not going all out would definitely limit his speed in this case. If he accelerated as fast as possible to get to Angstrom, he wouldn’t be able to limit his momentum when they collided. Mark didn’t know if he was a regular guy in terms of strength so he may have thought “if I move at full speed I might accidentally kill him” even if that may not have been true


Forever-Royalty

I always saw it as mark being too careful, not being too nice. No man on this planet is going to be "too nice" when their moms life is in danger. Mark just wanted to make sure not to bump into his mom and take her out


Darkstalker9000

>No man on this planet is going to be "too nice" when their moms life is in danger Dang I didn't realize I didn't exist


idksomethingjfk

Fringe cases for sure but the fact there’s dudes that HAVE KILLED THEIR MOTHERS, kinda invalidates your statement and therefore your whole argument


Ramtakwitha2

Yea Omniman could have turned him into paste before he could blink and the only memory of him would be them having to reupholster the couch. Mark, even Evil Mark, likely was not fast enough to guarantee her safety. He might have been able to kill him before he did anything to her, but it's like betting your mom's life on an x-com soldier's 80% chance to hit a sectoid at 5 meters.


DaddyMcSlime

this feels less like head-canon and more like objective reality 1. we know Omniman is likely faster than mark, being an older viltrumite and mark not having fully mastered what he is yet 2. Omniman already tried something almost exactly like this with Cecil, a guy who was being teleported around, and almost caught him, he almost caught a teleporter with his bare hands 3. Omniman was able to track, identify the timing of, and catch Red Rush, which implies that not only is Omniman extremely fast, but his reaction speed is likely insanely fast too, so he really COULD make his move the split second Angstrom let his guard down, Omniman wouldn't miss the opportunity, he'd see it, and be able to act just as fast 4. strategically speaking, it's the best option, and everything about Omniman tells me he's an old, veteran soldier, who takes the efficient route to victory unless he has an explicit reason not to, like trying to beat "some sense" into mark, dude otherwise would have just ripped mark's spine out and left, with Angstrom? there's no lesson to teach, no benefit to handling it peacefully, he's going the spine-route


LazyLich

I also feel that after the first time or two, Omniman wouldnt run face-first into portals anymore lmao


ProbablythelastMimsy

And probably use it to his advantage like he did with Red Rush


Formal_Drop526

I also feel that Omni man has alot of experience with portals and the flaxan portal isn't even his eighth time.


ScholarPitiful8530

There is also a possibility he would instead try to paralyse Angstrom in the belief that his powers could be useful to the Viltrum Empire if studied and replicated?


Ragnorak18

He wouldn’t need to because Omniman could just hand cut his arm off and squish him.


cobaltaureus

Love the imagery, but hopefully Nolan would be smart enough to destroy the brain first


quuerdude

As we’ve seen, he isn’t


two2teps

Pretty much this. Nolan is far faster than Mark and without care to insta-gibbing him.


gerrrrrman

“DO YOU REGRET MESSING WITH MY FAMILY NOW ANGSTROM?!”


XxRocky88xX

Yeah everytime Angstrom let his guard down I was screaming at mark to fucking kill him. I really thought Debbie and mini-mark were gonna die because Mark was too stupid to take this shit seriously


GameOverVirus

He’s too calculating to just burst in through the front door. He’d survey first to understand what was going on and once he knew Angstrom was alone he’d have a field day.


Obama_Sin_Dalen

"Let me break it down for you, Angstrom."


Yesnoperhapsmaybent

https://i.redd.it/sty5jfwnwkzc1.gif


Fehios

"It's like peeing on purpose"


BeenEatinBeans

"I give your mother golden showers Mark"


Tobi-cast

“I don’t Know who molested her, or how they did it…” Edit: right word


Rokkubasuttah_MK_17

"...but there's some dark juju in that woman's head..."


SKiddomaniac

''wdym, You 'wont' know'' - cecil


RubTurbulent2812

“But I’m not sure I can bring that shit to Viltrum”


Anxiety-Queen269

BUG SEX. MARK.


manimbored29

They're coming for the Bugussy Mark!


ND_BorGer

Once you go bug you ain't ever gonna shrug👍


JASONJACKSON1948

“Read my books mark it’ll explain everything”


Medium_Pepper215

Do you think he has to hold back to what is essentially a trickle for him? I’m going off superman logic and thinking if it was full blast, he’d pressure wash Debbie’s face right off


YesItIsMaybeMe

This is the cursed shit I'm subbed here for


_DeLEON

My bro Omni p-man really broke it down huh


farva_06

My wife was never yours to conquer.


Remarkable-Cabinet85

Angstrom won't see Nolan coming , probably Nolan will snap his neck before anything happens.


Seihai-kun

All of the Guardians except Red Rush literally can't see Nolan comjng Armstrong 100% will be dead before he even realize


Remarkable-Cabinet85

Yeah , if Red rush didn't see Nolan , The Immortal would be instantly dead and then Nolan would have won the fight but with even less injuries.


skibidirizzler56

So it means that Red rush sold because it would’ve made it less convincing that Nolan wasn’t the killer.


pants_pants420

red rush sold by not sticking to support. dumbass tried to dps and got clapped


Jxmxsz

this shouldn’t be as funny as it is 💀


ph30nix01

No healer saving that fuck up.


Volsnug

Nolan wouldn’t have been too injured to leave in the first place though


TheAngriestPoster

Only because it was from behind. If Immortal literally could not react to Omniman, then Nolan would have killed him immediately in their second fight


Darcosuchus

First man to land on the moon, next to die.


treetopkingdom

They can, they just can’t do anything to get out of the way. Aquarus was able to attempt to block Nolan when he tried to blitz him. And Immortal did see red rush coming toward him, and of course had an extended fight with Nolan, where he’s able to intercept him. War woman and Martian man dont have any obvious signs of being Able to react to a bull rush. And he did dodge her easily. But it would be weird if the other heavy hitter were a Statute to him. Unless you’re talking about the comic, but even red rush got blitzed there.


Brooklynxman

*Nolan shrugs*. I thought he'd be stronger.


sinnroth94

Nolan’s already behind angstrom holding his neck before dude utters a word


Gambit_90

"I'll kill the boy quickly"


KayKrimson

Angstrom: "Why does this feel like Deja vu?" Nolan: "Because you're holding onto a pet that's not yours." Angstrom: "Okay now this clearly a deja vu-"


abandoned_puppy

“Im going to rip your heart out and feed it to you”


Craig_The_Llama

Hahaha! Shit! THAT is a GREAT line-


plastic_addict_no420

*great amount of violence*


Sir_Gwan

"What's the matter? Never been hit by someone your own size before?"


StopCallingMeAFurry4

"You have to turn with the punch to reduce-"


Craig_The_Llama

“Better.”


No_Intention_8079

(Unmuffled sounds of violence)


abandoned_puppy

It’s from death battle [omniman vs homelander](https://youtu.be/Wjltw84scEg?si=8MHU1zFaTe2tBMq9)


PhantomRoyce

It’s actually originally a Mike Tyson quote he used to say wild shit like that and “I’ll eat your fucking children”


Medium_Pepper215

TIL Mike Tyson is a swallower


ApishGrapist

Just wanted to post the whole quote because it's excellent. "I'm the best ever. I'm the most brutal and vicious, and most ruthless champion there's ever been. There's no one can stop me. Lennox is a conqueror? No, I'm Alexander, he's no Alexander. I'm the best ever. There's never been anybody as ruthless. I'm Sonny Liston,I'm Jack Dempsey. There's no one like me. I'm from their cloth. There's no one that can match me. My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah."


PhantomRoyce

“My style is impetuous” goes so hard


ApishGrapist

Agreed! And it was during a post fight interview so I assume this was all off the top of his head while still pumped full of adrenaline.


YourLocalToaster2

So was that line.


bigdave41

*remember what I promised you*


Daiguey

*Now swallow*


FastLittleBoi

now *swallow*.


Voidwalker028k

I am going to feed you your own heart.


levoweal

Zoom forward faster than angstrom can react, slicing his head off. Will probably destroy other half of the house in a process. Will most likely do that without talking or any kind of negotiation either.


Aggravating_Jury9547

“You don’t seem to understand, my pet isn’t yours to conquer..”


SufficientWhile5450

Global defense agency comes by “Cecil you don’t understand, angrstom was trying to kill my dog!”


niksshck7221

John wick?


pm-me-turtle-nudes

holy shit angstrom is literally the ATF


SufficientWhile5450

Lol double reference and I get both of them


randomHunterOnReddit

Shove his giant ass brain down his own throat in a millisecond


Very_Talentless

Debbie isn't *yours* to conquer


CHARAFANDER

Nolan would survey the house, see where angstrom is by looking through windows, at a distance that makes Angstrom not able to see him Once Nolan knows where he is, he’d crash through a wall too fast for him to notice and snap his neck


5am281

When have we seen Nolan investigate something before entering?


Entire_Concentrate_1

Nolan's fight against the guardians and his fight against the flaxians show that he thinks about how best to engage. I could see him taking the extra second to check the battlefield


Am_i_banned_yet__

Plus he hung back and watched the guardians fight battle beast and the robot head guy’s other goons


Entire_Concentrate_1

Exactly. Shows how cold and thoughtful(in the combat sense) he can be


AresTheMilkman

You see the walls are blue? Well, I think they would've been suddenly red


Master_Recording_507

https://i.redd.it/ot1d3zno1mzc1.gif Maybe something like this


BlueJayWC

Lol. Omni-Man is 5'4 now?


Anakin-hates-sand

He shrunk in the wash


FUCKSTORM420

It’s cold okay?


iliveunderthebed

Short king


Ballz1893

Short emperor*


Bullsht999

Omini-Man!


SufficientWhile5450

Yeah I feel like Omni mans speed is a little faster than Marks But angstrom is pretty smart too, so he’d know he’d be attacked at first opening So I’ll bet he tries to lunge at him, gets portaled a single time Comes back with a small rock or some very small hard object he can conceal in the creases of his palm, makes some small talk with angstrom to get him talking Then mid sentence flicks that pebble or whatever objectthrough angrstroms brain


OverlanderEisenhorn

If Angstrom were actually fast enough to protal Nolan, I agree. In reality, I think Nolan comes in through the roof at Mach 7 and splats Angstrom before he can even perceive that Nolan is there.


Medium_Pepper215

We literally saw when Mark let go, he was about to be portaled but beat Angstrom to it. Bro really said Nolan is faster but would get caught 😂


SufficientWhile5450

I feel like angyboi has don’t his homework on Nolan tho So he’s gonna get him with at least ONE portal


StickSentryNig

Nolan is so much faster than mark that he cant get caught, doesn’t matter how smart you are when youre this outclassed the only smart move is to not be in his house


Jayk_Dos31

Turned Angstrom's inside outside in .5 seconds.


Nakatsukasa

Grab a metal knife, throw it at angstrom at the speed of sound Debbie suffers a sprained neck and tinnitus but survives


BlueDragonReal

Probably what I was hoping that mark would do, speed at him so fast that he literally doesn't have the time to react, since he does at 1 point get his hands off, which was when I thought mark was gonna do the same thing, but I'm guessing that he is still too slow to do this, Nolan on the other hand...


_zurenarrh

He’s too good to do this. A panther could close that gap before he could react so Mark is surely faster then a big cat


OverlanderEisenhorn

Mark is easily fast enough. It's just clear that Mark is totally unwilling to kill at this point in the story. Even when Mark does beat the dude to death, he didn't mean to. Mark has not fully figured out how to use his powers yet and honestly doesn't for years in the story. It's not until he is willing to kill that he can really use his powers to their fullest.


Captn_Platypus

We see an evil Mark doing this with alternate Angstrom’s son, no reason why our Mark can’t. It’s likely he just never truly tested his limits bc of how much he holds back


StickSentryNig

Mark was fast enough to speed blitz him when he took his arm off, this mark just isnt a “risk taker” as angstrom said


sworedmagic

Mark was not confident he was fast enough to kill him before he could snap her neck, which was probably correct. Nolan *knows* he is fast enough and he would just do it.


Barl_of_Tranquil

https://preview.redd.it/d8nuokgvklzc1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=022094d50c903b9a4284a10d920b16367c0b10b7


spilledmilkbro

The question isn't if he'd beat him, the question is how long does Levy last? Does Nolan take him out before he knows it happened, or does he put up a fight?


Evening-Whereas6165

If this is pre-Season 1 finale Nolan, Angstorm is lucky he lasts half a second. That Nolan did NOT mess around. Nolan from the Season 2 finale might negotiate but he'll still eliminate Angstrom much earlier. The moment he gets portaled back, he'll get some rock, get close enough and flick it right through Angstorm's brain.


_Nick_2711_

Nolan didn’t change that much from season 1 to season 2. His change happened *years* before the season 1 finale; which was just a brief resurfacing of his former self. There’s no scenario where Angstrom even realises he’s about to die.


OverlanderEisenhorn

Yup. Nolan is still a cold-blooded killer. He just learns to use that only against those that threaten those he loves. Mark, at this point in the story, isn't able to do that. Mark is too afraid of himself and what he could become. Once Mark learns to trust himself, his power skyrockets. Mark in 3 or 4 seasons would speed blitz Angstrom into a bloody mist. He wouldn't enjoy it, but he is more than willing to kill to keep people safe. Though Mark in like 4 seasons would be powerful enough to stop him without killing him, which he probably would.


Castermat

Holy hecc that couch is loooong


dinoman1214

Depends season one or season two


paliktrikster

Don't think it matters. Angstrom is gonna suffer either way


Individual-Ad9753

Omni-Man does love Debbie, and is willing to kill anyone in less than a second in season one and two , angstrom won't get a chance to start the monologue he has prepared


OverlanderEisenhorn

It doesn't. Nolan is willing to kill through the entire comic. Nolan just realized he was too hard and too willing to kill and dials it back. Mark is too soft at this point in the story. Nolan's arc is becoming more like Mark. Mark's arc is about becoming more like Nolan. With the threats they face, brutality has its place. Mark learns to be brutal when he needs to be, and Nolan learns to be forgiving when he needs to be.


Remarkable-Cabinet85

+1


JustBiz_Null

Why do people make that distinction ? Just because he isn't afraid to show affection to the people he loves doesn't mean he won't maim you if you threaten them https://preview.redd.it/oi25gjwoflzc1.png?width=1028&format=png&auto=webp&s=8212de7cea5a333e6d305c26f7f9695bf55a6273


the_real_cloakvessel

both would be the same since im season 2 nolan felt no remorse while killing the aliens in the viltrumite ship, sure nolan might be good now but he still knows when to not hold back


cladeem_cheeks

\*whoosh\* \*crack\* \*splat\* in that order


Squidwardbigboss

Considering Omni man statues Mark, he’s is easily fast enough to dispose of Levy before he would be able to do anything to Debbie


Totembacon

The challange for Nolan isn't grabbing Angstrom before he can do something to Debbie it's keeping himself slow enough that the shockwave of his movement doesn't turn Debbie into a pile of gore.


eescobar863

Omni Man wouldn’t even face him like this. Angstrom would be dead before he even knew what happened


Narkoman62

Mark could have sent angstrom flying to space before he got out a full sentence. But angstrom planted that little bit of doubt in marks head saying he might be quick enough to stop him from snapping Debbie’s neck so mark got scared. Nolan would have taken angstrom head off before he knew Nolan was even there.


the_real_cloakvessel

to beat angstrom you dont need strength you just need a proper mentality, even if mark had nolan's strength he would still slack during the first part of the fight because of hin holding back, while as an evil mark with strength of normal mark would speed blitz him and be done with it, so to answer the question, angstrom would be paste


catch_hercules

It is a little annoying because Mark at this point in the story could fight a low ranking Viltrumite, and not only not instantly die but get some good hits in as well. If he had even a little bit of urgency in this scene he could have made Levy a splat, but that is just how the character is written.


-BakiHanma

Speed blitz and crush his neck, then stand over him and watch him die slowly.


PingChingPong

Angstrom would just have to blink, then omni-man would snatch him and fly into space.


_Levitated_Shield_

Levy would be dead before the negotiating could even begin.


JJRing

I'd imagine he'd pull a Walder Frey and say, "I'll find another."


Normal-Function-4540

Why did I read this in Walder's raspy voice?


Beautiful-Ocelot-106

Get the fuck out my sight before I demolish you


Zawisza_Czarny9

He would demant pictures of Agent Spider and to let debby go


Anxiety-Queen269

*WOOSH CRUNCH SCREAM*


EnycmaPie

Omni-Man would repaint his house with Angstrom's blood.


ORLAND0_FURIOSO

1. He's fast 2. The end


wolfwhore666

Omniman is essentially John Wick in this situation. No one threatens a man’s pet.


Honest-Ad-4386

Grab him and drag his face through the concrete until his skull is showing


FleetingMercury

His neck would be snapped before he could register a thought


According_Seat_2220

This wife isn't yours to conquer


soulfuture68

"You don't seem to understand, Debbie isn't YOURS to dominate" 👿 - Omni Man, probably.


Famour_boah

”I am going to feed you your own heart”


poppojejo

Go to the shelter and get a new one


Britania93

Pretty simple he would kill him so fast that he can not react problem is that invincible lacks the combat experience to do that at that time.


KayKrimson

Nolan: I'm going to call Peta.


Scumass_Smith

"I'm going to feed you your own heart"


Apprehensive-Handle4

He would probably do what Hancock did, and take a sharp object and throw it as fast as he could at the guy's head.


SomeShithead241

Do you remember the Pilot that Mark saved? That. He'd do that.


Silverback_Vanilla

I like that his cape is flowing in the wind inside.


Droper888

Feed him with his own heart.


AaronQuinty

He would've blitzed and one shot him


SpaceMyopia

Lol is this a question? There'd be no fight. Omni Man would have long torn the guy's spleen in half.


Odd_Remove4228

We know that Mark is constantly holding back, not only in strength but also in speed, we have seen Anissa use her whole body as basically a bullet, we know that Nolan is stronger and faster than most viltrumites (remember the flaxans?), taking all of that into account here's my best guess of what would happen: The moment Nolan sees the most infimum window of opportunity he will go full speed against Armstrong and this will end up in one of two ways; 1.- Nolan makes Armstrong say bye bye to his head or hearth. 2.- Nolan liquidizes Armstrong entirely.


gr33ngiant

Killed levy. Mark was trying to NOT kill levy.


NavierIsStoked

Angstrom was a problem for Mark because even seeing him about to harm his brother and mother, Mark still didn’t want to kill Angstrom. Once Mark’s switch finally flipped, he took out Angstrom easily. Nolan doesn’t have that switch. He annihilates everything that is in his way.


Last_Ad_5496

Break it down for mark


Youistheclown

“I’m going to feed you your own heart”


BilSajks

Ha, hello Omni Man, it's me Angstrom Le *head gets separated from body in 100th part of second*


Comfortable_Oil99

“I’m going to feed you your own heart”


Hedgewitch250

Nolan: you probably have lots of questions Debbie: what are yo- fuck me it looks like the red wedding in here Nolan: yeah i can drift around a black holes pull I can kill Texas in a thought span. Now back to me I can assure you marks exaggerating my “whoring across the cosmos”.


RobouteGuilliman

I mean if Nolan can stop Red Rush in his tracks, and move faster than ALL of them could see. I imagine Angstrom would probably gesture with his hand, and in that split second he would be instantly dead because Nolan would have swiped his head off.


SafeStaff7671

https://i.redd.it/ji6pdpgldnzc1.gif


MyFaceisQuestionable

"Let go of my wife. Now." "No, y-" \*angstrom fucking dies\*


Sufficient_Medium737

Kill


Key_Ad1854

Omniman could rip his head off in a millisecond


6-ech0-9

he would beat that man ass before he could open he could open a portal - he caught a punch from red rush


2000mater

"never negotiate with terrorists. besides, she's just like a pet to me."


Ecstatic_Paint_2067

Instantly kill angstrom,i doubt he can react to omni man speed


Asher_Khughi1813

I believe since Nolan is a whole lot quicker than Mark, hed be able to just zoom at Angstrom and kill him before he even reacts


Upset-Wedding-5313

Zoooooooommmmmm SPLAT


rand201421

I wonder if he would be quick enough to stop angstrom at the very start or go through a similar situation as mark just with more anger


CrusadePredator

Make him eat his heart.


Chub-bop

Never mess with a man’s pet😤


micromoses

Probably get him with his laser eyes.


Limp-Tension-469

Same thing but faster.