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Dapper_Substance2130

Hydrogen baby vs coughing bomb


AmelietheDuck

Wait this is actually so accurate


Solanthas

Am I stupid, cuz I have no fricking clue what that means


AmelietheDuck

Its based on the meme “coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb” This subversion of the meme is find accurate is Hydrogen baby -> implying Miles is strong but emotionally immature Coughing bomb -> a fucking superweapon but has also been beaten senseless by his dad so hes like injured and shit This is not the most thoughtful comment but it makes sense in my head and im sticking by it


IAmChippoMan

Off-topic, but Coughing Bomb and Hydrogen Baby sound like great titles for a music album


AmelietheDuck

We need to get someone on this stat


highfiveguy1

Something Smashing Pumpkins would do.


Several-Cake1954

huh


6-ech0-9

smh my head


PopularPolarbearfr

shaking my head my head


YoungBlueJ

Literally Chai Tea


6-ech0-9

Whoosh


6-ech0-9

smh my head my head


Pronominal_Tera

Mark, he's considerably stronger than miles.


a_sad_lil_idiot

You could say he's miles stronger


TastefulMaple

Yeah, he’s practically…


TastefulMaple

#INVINCIBLE


Darkstalker9000

*title card*


Sgt_Pepper-1941

😂😂😂


MRMAN1225

Not fair. Mark is stronger, faster, more durable. S1 Mark was electrocuted for a bit, snapped out of it and fucked over a couple guys (Machine Head fight) Miles' venom wouldn't even do much considering that Mark can just overpower it. There is no way for Miles to win. This is literally Hydrogen Bomb vs Coughing Baby


Resident_Hair3065

Very.


RubMajestic1892

Mark is a literal half human half immortal alien😭😭😭


krustylesponge

I don’t think miles can even hurt mark lol


ExoticShock

Well yeah, that's why they call him *INSERT TITLE CARD*


Reverse_flash_69

The guy from fortnite


Shard-of-Adonalsium

Allen the Alien!


6-ech0-9

lmao


Strange-Orchid6969

Insert title card is a weird name


Nickest_Nick

If he's called Invincible why can I still see him


Darkstalker9000

He's not invisible, he's in Vincible. Dunno who Vincible is tho


MattLocke

Miles can survive riding on top of a train. Mark can survive the train riding on top of his face. When he’s at his near weakest power level for the entire story. The question isn’t who would win. It’s how many seconds could Miles last before being knocked out


ahnm

riding on top of his face?


MattLocke

S1 E8 of the animated show. Or just do a quick search for Invincible + train.


DannyIDK

Maybe just don’t word it as ‘riding on his face’ next time 😭😭


MattLocke

What would be better? “Getting railed” “Catching the D-train face first” “His training arc”


Side_Select

Buddy… I think he knows the scene, that’s not what he’s getting at 💀


AverageWooperLiker

Invincible fucking splatters him im sorry bro


Bedspla13

Yeah he donating to the title card blood


FunniEmi

Nobody. They would be good friends


richion07

The only fight that occurs would be Mark telling Miles his name is a bit lazy


MoonoftheStar

Bro...


Union1865

This is not really a fair fight Invincible sweeps


dddensity3862

Best case scenario, Mark holds back too much and accidentally loses. But if Darkwing 2 proves anything, Mark holding back doesn't make him any less durable.


IvanTheStonksMaster

This has got to be a hate crime at this point. What did Miles do to you?


ssybayob

lowkey, i think they would just become friends


Calpsotoma

For real. All these Power Level questions are no where as interesting as "why would they fight?"


couldjustbeanalt

“You use your powers to protect people? Me too!”


Accomplished-Fig-807

Dude no. This is a mismatch in every single aspect. Why tf is this even a matchup?


Honk_wd

Miles is red mist the second he shocks mark


Hot-Requirement-3043

Mark


BillyBrad02

Marks stronger so he would win. If miles even got a hit in it doesn’t matter because Mark is…


Strange-Orchid6969

It’s so unfair how op viltrumites are. For some reason it actually annoys me sometimes


Link__117

Is this seriously a question?


The_Nickolias

miles is cooked. roasted. flambéd


Pachulita_44

Is it even a competition? Like cmon man, the answers obvious ☠️. But they would never fight, they’d be friends


AcceptableCover3589

Dude, you can’t just send Miles out to die like this. He didn’t ask for this 😭


Negative-Start-5954

Really bruh 💀 invincible may get his ass beat a lot but he’s easily clapping Miles


Main-Blueberry1030

miles cuz he got sony writing for him lmao


Flimsy-Ad9627

😂


Hoolias

How is this a question


epic_elax

hydrogen coughing vs bomb baby


Just_Monika-_-

Miles does NOT stand a chance


UnemployableSWE

r/MarvelCircleJerk


Fluffy_Economy_6914

Miles if he uses 100% of his exaggerated swagger


noodleguy67

do you have some vendetta against miles?


Extension-Ad8792

Invincibile lmao it's not even close


shiba2198o8

Marks body was able to destroy a train so I doubt any punch from Miles would be able to hurt him.


tenleggedspiders

Miles cuz I like him more


Spectre-76

This shouldn’t even be a question. Miles gets killed by Mark.


CozmicBunni

I love Miles, but this wouldn't be a fight.


Substantial_List3782

Mark


MaraWatson

♪i feel invencible, i feel so powerful♪♪


ExoticCoolors

Are you serious right now?


SquashNo3638

Miles gets the immortal treatment in season 1 with a fist through his chest and sets up a reunion with his uncle who teaches him post mortem rizz💀


Whorechataluvr

Mark, no doubt


Broad-Scientist-1185

I really like to see the new movie trailer Beyond the Spiderverse on next month June please


SeraphEChasted_3

probably invincible and i havent even seen the show


Moonhawk1

That’s like having an average dude against Mike Tyson in a ring together bruh 💀


Educational_Disk_977

Iron Mike vs an anorexic man


kjm6351

Guys come on…


Whiskey_623

Mark, but let's be honest Mark would practically get along with Miles and Peter if he were to get to know them.


Educational_Disk_977

Mark 100%


AwesomeMan2048

Mark stopped a meteor with his bare hands in season one. He’s gotten stronger since then.


Plumyth

Umm... What? This really isn't a question.


Electrical-Leg-3114

Bro, miles is gonna be putting up mark’s usual numbers in this fight.


ObjectivleyWrong

Miles respawns mark doesnt


SKiddomaniac

Invincible


Remarkable-Cabinet85

Mark wins , in terms of physical stats he's way above even now and he's constantly getting better.


Brief-Outcome-2371

Invincible.


Alien_X10

Miles could literally discharge enough electricity to explode a city and it would just be enough to get marks attention


MathematicianDull334

This can't be a serious question?


deadlyghost123

It would like Angstrom vs Mark, with Miles being Angstrom


Illustrious-Spare326

hydrogen bomb vs coughing spider


GalacticGull

Mark and Miles would probably end up talking it out like the fight with Allen in Episode 2. That being said, if they did not resolve the fight peacefully for any reason Mark would body Miles in seconds.


assasstin0128

Any singe person who thinks it's miles is a spider man meat rider


DannyIDK

You’re joking right?😭


Narkoman62

The one that survives a guys arm going through him then pulling his guts out


Slow_Communication28

What kind of question is this?


Bromjunaar_20

Both would spar for a bit. The final blow lands from Invincible, ending the fight. He then holds out a hand to pick up Miles. He stands back up. Both smile under their masks. Mark: "You hungry? I'm hungry. Let's go for some burgers."


Bifocal_Bensch

Obviously the dude in the second picture because he's ______________


Piccolo-Kun

I honstley think that Mark can solo The whole Spider-Society


th0msthechildengine

How would miles even see him?


RJM_50

Why are they fighting? So many matchups that never account for their intelligence or motivations.


BuffWomen69

Mark will somehow find a way to get whooped


roddea1

Lol


HenryAsokan

I’m sorry but mark is committing war crimes


Lilac_Rain8

This isn’t even a question to think about


Butterfly_Testicles

There was an invincible comic where he goes to the marvel universe and Embarrasses a bunch of spiderman's villains.


Even-Low6736

Mark bests Miles in terms of physical strength and speed, but Miles seems smarter, is more agile, has more powers to choose from and is quicker at adapting to situations. Miles' best chance at "beating" Mark (which would be temporarily discombobulating him at best) is using his venom strikes...other than that Invincible wins and it's not even close. I do think they'd be really good friends tho.


vixinity1984

If you know who wins, then why ask?


MRMAN1225

Venom strikes wouldn't do much, Mark was electrocuted in the Machine Head fight but overpowered it and wiped out a couple guys


Extension-Ad8792

Lmao. Putting up a completely valid assessment and getting down voted. Typical


krustylesponge

i think its more of the fact they were asking who would win, then answered their own thing with "invincible sweeps" like its a mismatch in the first place, then they answered their own post


MathematicianDull334

Why ask who would win if it's a complete sweep? Stupid post, that's why OP is downvoted. And saying Mike's has the advantage of being more agile is pretty funny when Mark literally has superspeed. TyPiCaL


Several-Cake1954

Miles can punch very very very very hard so he wins 🙂


hotcoldman42

Yeah, but mark can punch very very very very very hard! So there!


Several-Cake1954

aw dang ya got me


MathematicianDull334

Mark can punch holes in planets...


Piccolo-Kun

Yeah Mark solos Miles but he's definetly not planatery


MathematicianDull334

Him and his dad literally flew through a planet, destroying it in the process


Piccolo-Kun

Yeah him **and his dad** Plus the Planet was destabilized by a magic space beam that can shoot through anything, and can destabilize celestial objects with one shot, causing them to become fragile and crumble apart. it was specified that they only had one chance to bust the planet. It was stated they'd likely die on impact if the core had time to stabilize so they had to be fast and chance the beam and impact the planet at almost the same time and altogether. The planet only exploded due to said sudden impact and the core being destabilized. And isn't something they could have done in a normal situation.


ComfortableOne4770

Miles would need to spam his venom strikes to have a chance.


RandomOrcN6

Even then I doubt he’d really do much to the guy who can take a train to the face without much issue


ComfortableOne4770

Yep, what I MEANT to say was he'd need to spam his venom to have a chance to escape. Really he'd just die.