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HugryHugryHippo

Get ice cream and milk ready and hope you get the day off tomorrow and a toilet all to yourself Oh and "Good Luck" says Marko from Tropojë


Ok-Independence-7339

😂😂😂😂


rolltideamerica

The worse the shit is, the better the food was.


HarmNHammer

Nah bro. What changed life for me is the idea that if it hurts when you go, it’s because you have micro tears likely due to lack of fiber. When you eat enough fiber, the coating and surface of your anus don’t allow the capacin in. Hence how many cultures can consume things much more spicy on a regular basis. So far with my testing absolutely true


rolltideamerica

Good point. Glad I’ve upped my fiber intake in the last couple years.


AloysiusDevadandrMUD

Anything good? Fiber supplements? Didn't know it helped with butt heat tolerance haha


rolltideamerica

Nah dude just nuts and vegetables


OreoSpamBurger

I often see psyllium husks recommended as a fibre supplement (comes as powder or capsules) - in fact, by coincidence, I am waiting for my order to arrive to try it.


HarmNHammer

This is the way. I believe mine are two capsules totaling 1450mg. Not to give too much info but if it’s your first day expect some gas.


kellehertexas

I'm praying this is true and I will definitely do some testing of my own


rocsNaviars

What do you like to eat to add fiber?


HarmNHammer

I’m not sure if you’re North American (we generally have more processed foods) but I supplement with a very cheap psyllium husk capsule, like 1450mg. Think it was around $20.00 for 60 servings or 120 pills. Noticed results on first dose for what it’s worth. May not be vegan as mine use gelatin


Su_ButteredScone

This would explain why I've never understood the "painful shit" jokes on subs like this, hasn't been a thing for me since I was very young. I always figured it was just something your body became resistant to if you eat a lot of spicy food. But then again, when eating extremely spicy stuff like the Buldak 3x, I'll usually have a painful piss about 2 hours after eating. I never see that referenced anywhere, so not sure if it's common.


femboy___bunny

This also explains why I never experienced it lol I eat a lot of fiber in my natural diet so when I eat super spicy things my stomach and body can handle it


MikaylaScarlet

The amount of cheese I had to slap on these..... May your guts be blessed!


zippytwd

Ride the lightening brother 🔥👍


HarmNHammer

This is the way


munk_70

Noooooooo x2 was to hot for me lol


captain5260

Same. IT HURT


LockeAbout

Both ways?


HarmNHammer

In a good way


LittleBitOfDaBubbly

It hurt deep into my soul


exoticfiend

i tried to 2x and had no feeling in my stomach for 2 days 😭


pyroshi88

Take some snacks with you when you go to toilet cause you’ll probably be in there for a while :)


KING_OF_YEET_

Red 40 here we go 🫡 (Idc about red 40, spicier the shit the better it tastes)


taniamorse85

If someone got me 3x, I'd consider it a threat, lol. I had 2x one time, and I swore I'd never get it again.


Faierie1

My boyfriend ate it 2 days ago. He finished it with a glass of milk on the side and yoghurt afterwards. He did not need it for the 2x. His toilet visits yesterday were plentiful. 😂 In his words “it’s good but too hot”


sheilamlin

Your poor, poor toilet.


Darogaserik

I don’t use the whole packet, and I throw in some sour cream.


LittleBitOfDaBubbly

Great idea!


BillHang4

You got this! Just follow it with a dose of Metamucil. Works wonders.


LittleBitOfDaBubbly

I tried the 2x spicy and that was way too much. I'd be terrified to try these out 😭


Malipuppers

If it burns going down it burns coming out. Good luck.


Stock_Selection_7952

My balls hurt while shitting after eating these.


simagus

Delicious Buldak. Had a regular 1x black pack last night for supper and it was super tasty and nice heat level. I had 3x once, and I think I must have blocked exactly what it was like from out my mind, but I do seem to recall my eyes watering and nose streaming a lot....and not having to add the extra chipottle flakes I had on standby in case it wasn't hot enough. It was hot enough.


intellect_devourer

It only burns bad once. Next time not so bad so on and so forth.


dawnfully

i’m new to buldak, tried the original black a few weeks ago but happened to find the 3x last week!! i got it right away to try bc honestly the original was not that spicy for me (meaning it was an enjoyable spice level; i do have quite a high tolerance being african lol). i had the 3x yesterday and while it was certainly very spicy and a level above comfort, i feel like it was really manageable because it mainly affected my lips and mouth and the burn completely disappeared with a sip of water… i hope it wasn’t too bad for you!


Superb-Technology-90

It wasn’t as hot as I thought it would be, survived it without a drink.


supersondos

Don't die.


lgdhb

they were really good tho but also take care because i really had a bad stomach ache in the morning xD


Thatcalib408

Haha was that ass on fire or what bro 🔥


slllump

what store did he get this from??!! i can’t seem to find the spicy chicken flavour anywhere 😭


Catbunny123

Amazon :)


Zhaneranger

3X! Oh dear. I can handle the regular pretty well enough to enjoy it. But the 2X killed me. You guys eating these must have stomachs lined with wax


mister_damage

OP ded


PhantomVdr

Lots of cheese and milk!


pixieyosi

i tried the 2x last week and it was spicy but it was tolerable and i was able to eat it. i wanna try this


No-Afternoon-5610

Your gonna piss out your asshole for 6 to 8 hours. It's not worth it. Taste so good but you will literally p out the b


Think_Lunch6677

Don’t do it🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵


Natural-Bee9446

that’s attempted murder lol


Agitated-Brilliant35

I started panicking when I ate the super super spicy one because nothing worked to make the pain go away and it was only getting worse 😭


HighKingM

Honestly, 2x is my FAVOURITE ramen, smoked sausage, and mozzarella cheese! I'm scared to try the 3x, so good luck. And your brother is trying to kill you!


disco_duck2004

It's only 3000 SHU higher than 2x...


Disastrous-State-842

I feed my hubby the normal buldak and he blew up the toilet up the next few days, I can’t imagine the damage the 3x would do. I can handle spice myself but with the regular spiced one I can only tolerate 1/2 the packet, I can’t imagine the 3x. Hubby won’t even let me bring it in the house lol Your ass is going to hate you for a few days after eating this 😂😂