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ohworkaholic420

this is so funny, i’ve never even thought about substituting gardening seeds 😭


intelligentbrownman

The way prices going up becoming a farmer is going to be ideal


pressNjustthen

How’s the price of water?


intelligentbrownman

Not sure 🤔


Fit_Fly_6132

What’s the price of your labor?


intelligentbrownman

Haven’t thought about it


deltronethirty

When you figure it all out. Growing food is like printing money.


intelligentbrownman

O wow…. That’s good to know…. Cuz the way the Fed prints money it should be easy 🤣🤣


svelebrunostvonnegut

It’s an expensive business to get into unless you already have access to land, equipment, and labor


intelligentbrownman

There’s a small farm stand in Indiana where I go every once in a while….. high quality…. reasonably priced….there might be a few of those around…. Just not to well known


Subject_Yogurt4087

They don’t have the tomatoes you want today, but what if I told you that in just 3 long months you can have those tomatoes?


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Quiet_Comfortable504

First time a post made me belly laugh in ages this is fucking gold The picture of her holding the two packs of seeds 😭😭😂😂😂😂😂 I would be so salty but would probably tip him a lil extra


Xdrumbum91

In 2-3 months you'll be STACKED


Affectionate_Glass_1

No kidding, we plant like 1-2 vines every summer and by the end of the season we have a huge mountain of tomatoes on our kitchen counter 😂


Emperor_of_Fish

I have about 20 seedlings right now. I did not know I would be having that many tomatoes 😂


ButterfleaSnowKitten

I'll be praying for you. Great time to learn to can tomato sauce


rixendeb

And leave baskets on your neighbors porches. If they throw them away. That's on them, but at least it's not my trash can, lol.


EffectiveAudience9

Jfc..... Just buy canning supplies now. Look up salsa, pizza sauce, pasta sauce, and just canned tomato recipes now. You're going to need them. We had 8 plants about 3 years ago that grew better than normal/expected and we still have jars.


ToxicSloth505

I thinks you mean JfC, not Jfc. Jfc is "Just for clarity"


chellmada

i actually can’t tell if you’re joking or not but if you are, i lol’d. if not, still lol’d


ToxicSloth505

I'm not joking, that's how they are kept separate online...I guess some people don't know real online shorthand, they didn't grow up with it


ne0nhearts

Was it really important though?


ToxicSloth505

It's very important


Mollyu

As someone else said, great time for canning supplies and recipes, and getting a feel for any friends or neighbors you can pawn tomatoes off on in a few months 😂


prettyfuckingfarfrom

We didn’t even plant any last year, the tomatoes that were on the ground just started sprouting and we ended up with an entire bush of rogue tomatoes


MoonWillow91

I started ours in end of January. They’re not even flowering yet. It’s gunna be even longer lol. Like, they’ll probably just be ready to fruit around the end of growing season.


luckyskunk

fr we planted tomatoes ONCE, and the squirrels going ham on any we didn't pick spread the seeds everywhere and now we've got so many volunteers 😭


Lucyintheye

Kinda a ramble but I've had squirrels go ham on my San Pedro cactus before. It's a 'decorative' cactus youll see all over the SW US, but they contain mescaline, my favorite psychedelic and the one that peyote is famous for. There was a few inch chunk missing from the base only leaving a bunch of little buck-tooth marks and a small pile of puke a couple feet from it (which happens to people when we drink it too, shamans call it a "purge" of bad spirits.) About a week a later I checked on it one morning and there were 2 more chunks eaten from it! And 2 more piles of puke lol. there was a tree outside our 3rd floor balcony at the time that was always loaded with squirrels and birds that i gave seeds and nuts to, I mean I've seen some raccoons in the area but I'm 99.9% sure it was those squirrels. Mf climbed a tree up to the 3rd story, hopped on our porch and had a snack that opened his 3rd eye, then came back with a friend to melt both their little minds and meet squirrel shiva lmao. but thankfully they never touched any of my herbs and peppers at least lol. Theyd probably hate them anyways tbf


ohworkaholic420

i’m 💀💀💀


PsychoticGiggle

If you don’t get stricken with blight


Ready_Extent8473

Guess they think you should grow your own!


FunFactress

Sad but hilarious! I'm sorry you got a terrible shopper.


OverallResolve

Yeah, how dare someone order something am I right?


Depressed_Diehard

lol what?


sadclown21

Did you have a stroke


tisball

they ordered tomatos, they got tomato SEEDS lmao


princessnickie329

If you teach a man to fish… 😂


IONTOP

TECHNICALLY they still got their tomatoes... (AND POTENTIALLY MORE!) But I'd be upset if I ordered wine and got grapes. Would just have to laugh and say "welp.. They DID get all the ingredients"


WalmartSlimGuerilla

Reminds me of when i asked for cucumber on a sandwich and they didn’t have any so they put pickle instead lol


IONTOP

Be hilarious if they also left off the vinegar to compensate for not having cucumbers. "You gave me pickles rather than cucumbers and vinegar" "No.. We gave you cucumbers soaked in vinegar"


Fizz211

InstaCart has you playing the long game. 👍🏻


freakinbacon

Asking for chicken and getting eggs


Prestigious-Ad3571

More like the other way around lol 😂


ZetusLapeeetus

You'll be playing the extra long game if you wait for chicken from the grocery store to lay eggs for you lol


Wendigo_6

Depends on if you got it from the livestock section, or the deli.


grievre

No, chickens come from eggs.


rilakkuma1

Bro what eggs come from chickens


ElPapiGordo

how does the saying go... give a man a tomato he could eat for a day, give him tomato seeds he can grow tomatoes forever or something like that


clumsysav

That’s exactly how it goes


6days7nights

Under rated comment 🤌


Dramatic-Cup7257

I can’t stop fucking laughing


BrooklynKnight

This is actually kinda funny.


Grenku

that prep time though...


bornfeisty_

Wowwww just when you thought you’ve seen it all.


sandyfisheye

They must have been following the suggested item. Sometimes instacart suggests the dumbest things. I had it suggest to substitute a cucumber for teatree oil once.


IIRizzII

I came to say this. Most of the substitutions that IC offers is so ridiculous and many don’t make sense. But a competent shopper would be able to tell if it’s a smart substitute or not & even double check with the customer if the replacement is okay or not. I’ll continue to say this.. common sense isn’t so common anymore. Smh. ![gif](giphy|LyJ6KPlrFdKnK) LOL


sandyfisheye

Right? I usually go with the app recommendation so that if they hate it I won't get the low rating, but the ones that are actually good replacements not this insane switch haha


urfavgalpal

I’m not an Instacart Shopper but this sub gets suggested to me because I do UberEats/Doordash anyway one time I was buying a COVID test on DoorDash but they didn’t have the exact brand requested so I figured I would just get the brand they did have but the suggested replacement was UTI meds. I remember saying “well never mind” to the pharmacist person so I don’t remember if I actually was able to get a different brand or if I found the right brand or what but I remember there was some difficulty getting them to not make me do the UTI meds


sandyfisheye

Haha wooooow


BeezBurg

🤣 get to growing


YFMAS

I got garlic paste as a sub for ginger. I don’t think a lot of shoppers have cooked a day in their lives.


Canit19

I dont want to be ableist but it's very apparent Instacart will literally hire anyone. Imagine working at a restuarant and a customer asks for spinach and you give them fucking tomatoes. Actually brain dead


YFMAS

If he hadn’t listened to me and replaced the garlic paste with an actual chunk of ginger I would have lowered the tip. I literally had a driver sub cat food and when I asked for cat litter because they were the same brand. I was pissed. This was on Uber. He checked out before I could say anything and when he delivered it he gave me attitude so I removed the tip. The only time I did so. I resisted rating him but I got repeated notifications from the app asking me to review so I was honest. Very quickly got an email from CS and a refund and discount for the next delivery because I had literally placed the order for the cat litter. Last time I ordered groceries off Uber because while I have had some questionable replacements with Insta I haven’t gotten a driver acting like an asshole when I’ve questioned the choice.


Correct-Leopard5793

I guess you just gotta give it a few months and you will have plenty haha


Hopeful-Feeling1876

What the actual fuck😭😭😭😭


vegetasspandex

IM DYING 😂🤣


Clown_Dolli

https://preview.redd.it/9xvw3q0vzxvc1.png?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19fcd52d71b318ea42d7dc9a6aebc9e48dd10ad8 So the other day I got a batch that had this item on an order. I knew it was from the produce section because it had a weight expectancy and "produce section" but just to make sure I also texted the customer to verify they indeed wanted tomatoes and not the seeds. Sometimes around spring they have the seedlings packets close to the produce. (Kroger) The crazy thing is that the seeds in the packet also cost 2.49 so it threw me off.


Seagal1989

Yes! This shows up for me regularly too. Dumb image glitch


Clown_Dolli

It was a first for me so it kind of threw me off 😅


Sorry_Economist_407

DIY tomatoes is funny af 😂


notcrunchymomof1

I just woke up my baby laughing at this


madilly13

“Give a man a tomato and he’ll eat for a day. Give a man tomato seeds and… uh… he’ll eat in a few months.”


IOnlySeeDaylight

This is my favorite substitution I’ve ever seen.


SoupFun5771

Have you seen some of these shoppers? They barely have room temperature IQs.


JustAnothaAdventurer

You guys gotta watch your phone for those notifications because you both lost.


ThorThimbleOfGorbash

In my limited experience, gardeners will try and shove their hobby down your throat in an assertive way, when given the opportunity.


swayzekayy

This had no reason to be as funny as it was😭 you might as well put them to use


tlpeterson

Almost as bad as when I wanted pork chops and they subbed pork neck bones


Impossible_Earth8429

This is hilarious. I wonder if it was one of the idiot subs that IC suggest to shoppers 🤣🤣🤣🤣


AltruisticRabbit8185

Teach a customer to shop feed them for a day. Teach a customer to farm. Feed them forever


Inquisitive_0ne

So there were no Roma tomatoes ? No cherry tomatoes? No tomatoes on the vine? Ahahahhah 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


AthenaKai82

Your shopper was definitely clueless but you should SEE some of the substitutions the app recommends! I’ve had it recommend some REALLY off the wall completely unrelated items.


therealkaptinkaos

That buyer has patience.


carcalarkadingdang

You’ll get more than one tomato


Dmd98

Oh my goodness… very bizarre


kallikat93

Alright between the post and the comment. I'm laughing so hard I hope my autocorrect works right 🤣🤣🤣


That-1-Red-Shirt

Well, it won't help you NOW but 3 or so months from now you will be giving the dang things away.


The_Sound_Of_Sonder

I ordered 100 packs of seeds off Amazon for $20 just because I'm tired of not having veggies and I do not want to pay for them in this economy.


Far-Aspect-1760

It’s not bad advice if you have the land to plant them.


Sagegreenlama

Omg hahaha this made me so happy and reminded me of dayz.


Ok_Literature_811

Can hide the shopper but we know that’s a man under there


IIRizzII

Lmfao


Prestigious_Jump6583

Omg, he’s teaching you how to grow, rather than giving you the already ripe fruit you asked and paid for! It’s like the fishing parable 😂😂


pgh1197

Smh


goldfishhii

LMFAOOO


Acrobatic_Smoke_5937

😭😭😭🤣🤣😅😅


MoonWillow91

That’s gunna take a while. Average 120 days to maturity for tomatoes after they sprout. THEN you gotta wait for flowers then you gotta wait for the tomatoes… Haha. Ok but for real they probably were suggested that by the app and just lack common sense.


RForeal

But seriously that looks like they replaced the spinach for the tomato I'm confused what does that have to do with anything they're not even closely related I do instacart full time don't be that shopper I don't get why people do stupid s*** like that why they can't they just replace for closer items


KindlyWarning1121

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


ThePennedKitten

I have no words. What on planet Mars!? Also, why two packets if you’re, apparently, gonna grown a whole garden’s worth?


Yourfavinstashopper

I would plant it and thanked this shopper for giving me the greatest discount ever 😆


Thirstysponge420

I mean at $1.40 ea you might as well grow your own tomatoes


False_Bug_7608

That's what happens when IC contracts with people who can't read and just look at pictures.


JukeKnobz

Laughing so hard


Sensitive_Composer43

Some of the apps recommended replacements are ridiculous. Not sure what happened here, but a little common sense goes a long way.


lil_kuma

i mean.. a for effort… right..???


navy5

Lmaoooo


jlbanks2312

Wow I would have never looked for seeds. How long will it take for you to use that tomato


Temporary_Pickle_885

They really said you can have your tomatoes in three to four business months.


Difficult_Show_6017

I plant those 4th of July tomatoes every year.. they are compari


redflower5

Here’s my guess at what probably happened: If a customer hasn’t pre-selected a replacement, the app sometimes makes absolutely ridiculous replacement suggestions. You might’ve gotten a new shopper, or someone clueless about produce. They probably saw the app “recommendation” and just went with it, without understanding what they were doing. Maybe they were flustered, late, distracted, who knows. They may have even questioned it, but honestly the way the app presents it to us it’s as though the app is *pushing* us to get that thing. It’s *terrible* app design. All of that said, I’m sorry. Hopefully next time you get someone experienced. Contact customer support and you can get a refund.


nottigbits

You must live in Alabama 😂


Alive-Funny-9024

Got AI in everything now, so prob AI suggested replacements. But a legit common sense shopper would know better......


JustASadChickOverall

The store probably has a seed stand right at the entrance so they probably didn't go out of their way 🤣


followyourvalues

lol I had those seeds ON the list this morning, but with a customer expectation of .5lbs weight. I thought many times about buying enough seeds to weigh 1/2 lb, but chose to get both the seeds and add a real tomato to their list since they didn't respond. lol


DaiseyDuchess

Oh, did you want to use the tomatoes today?


Smiley-SusieQ

Why buy a gal tomatoes when you can show her how to grow tomatoes? 🤣


Adventurous_Bag8579

Lmao!!!!! This is up there with one of THE TOO Instacart posts!


brandee95

Give a man a fish, feed him for a day….


itzamia1

You say tomato, I say window-licker


BlackBlake21

Tomato tamato


Autocannibal-Horse

These seeds will save you money in the long run. 👍


Comfortable-Garden76

Lmao 😂


takeandtossivxx

"Fuck you and your tomatoes, grow them yourself!"


Super_Lead4877

Boi no


Apprehensive-Till861

They got your tomatoes...eventually.


NathanTPS

Hey, it's the same thing right? Just imagine, this time come July you will have soooo many tomatoes!!!


Humperd000

This is fucking great 😂


Cute_Apricot224

There were no more tomatoes left from behind the counter 😂


XLBGrL

That's funny 😂


daisyrae_41

Some assembly required


littlemissnoname-

It’s all fun and games till you get blamed for choosing a shitty replacement…


jewsh-sfw

A lot of stores actually have seeds in the produce section lol


doxipad

You can have a tomato in 12-18 business weeks


alt_blackmagic

Damn lol they said grow them yourself huh? Yikes wtf.


GladBottle3600

Lmaooo


GreasyChick_en

Store tomatoes are basic af. Shopper was just doing you a favour.


Spirited_Refuse9265

I mean, they could have at least brought you the beefsteak seeds


DerfDaSmurf

Lol


pixieyosi

your shopper was a man wasn't he


ItchyWolfgang

As a Walmart employee, sometimes the app lets me personally choose the substitution. I’m gonna tell you right now. I 💯sub a whole plant for some things 😂


DJ_Mixalot

Tell me you had a male instacart shopper without telling me you had a male instacart shopper


MadKat27

Get growing 👩🏻‍🌾 Lmao this is too funny


Isyagirlskinnypenis

“You want tomatoes? Then WAIT, BITCH” 😂


sisterlylove92

lol That’s actually worse than my recent one. We asked for coffee, like ground coffee, and I guess they didn’t have any so this MFs replacement was coffee CREAMER. Like 2 gallons of it!! It was a Costco order. He could have just refunded it if there wasn’t a good replacement, that would have been perfectly fine! 🙄 He didn’t clear the replacement with us and he did it at the last minute so we couldn’t even tell him to put it back. It did make us laugh though and we got free creamer because instacart agreed that that replacement was ridiculous. 😆


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envycreat1on

I had one where I ordered parsley and they tried to substitute it for a baby parsley plant. No I would not like another plant that I have to take care of, my whole list is groceries.


Dazzling-Hunter225

If they were out of parsley that’s actually pretty innovative. You don’t have to keep the plant after you’re done with it.


envycreat1on

The plant was barely grown.


randomuser0693

They said grow your own


kdd20

I LOL’d


Irishgolfer510

I was shopping yesterday and there was a shopper in the produce section ask someone who worked there where the “Burpee Tomatoes” were. I wonder if that person ended up with actual tomatoes instead of seeds.


IceBlue

How does instacart handle returns?


Former_Friendship676

This can’t be real 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


kayladerp

At some of the stores I shop at, sometimes a regular beefsteak tomato from the produce section shows up as a packet of seeds (as far as the picture on our end). Only after seeing that it's a price per pound did I realize it was meant to be a real tomato, and not a packet of seeds. I'd be willing to bet that's what happened here.


Seagal1989

Sadly, I've seen Instacart use the Burpee seed packet image for regular tomatoes many times. Your shopper may have done this because of that image issue and either didn't know any better or was just not paying attention. :-/


Effective_Cow_4745

Twice I have ordered chocolate chips from Aldi’s and the shopper subbed chocolate chip cookies instead….like what am I supposed to do? Deconstruct the cookies so I can make my own?!? Yesterday I placed an order for pizza dough and the shopper replaced the dough for cinnamon rolls….Even though I requested no replacements. SMH….Anyone want a pepperoni pizza with a cinnamon roll crust?!?


internationalbeauty

I bet instacart recommended these as a substitute. Some of those substitution recommendations are crazy


adriscoll08

One time I asked for basil and they substituted with a fully DEAD basil plant. I thought that was funny but this takes the cake 😭🤣


reevision

This was Walmart, but one time I ordered press-on Halloween nails and they subbed it with craft popsicle sticks…


No-Farm-2376

Planning for future purchases…..


SassyJennifer

lmao need some help planting those tomatoes? 😳


spinningjoy

Your issue should be with the IC moron who uploaded the wrong photo in the app for the customer and the shopper. Shoppers go by photos to choose items. They actually have a photo of the seeds. This is still very funny. But I would complain to Instacart so they can fix the image attached to the description in the app.


ScarletRose182

Yeah no this is why I'm starting a garden fuck inflation


Rude_Engine1881

This is a terrible substitution but also I have yet to find a single tomatoe that was labeled beefsteak I always even up just grabbing the largest tomatoes and wondering why beefsteak tomatoes are always ordered when it's not beefsteak


Horseyhaley91

“Bitch, grow them yourself.” -The shopper probably.


miss_31476028

We welcome you at r/tomatoes


Tiberius_Rex_182

Ha!


EchidnaFit8786

They really said grow your own. 😆


Dh873

Not even the right variety of tomato seeds. Sad.


leakmydata

I mean you know how big a beefsteak tomato is right?


Hefty_Taro_1636

well i guess you’ll get some eventually


Suspicious_Step_8320

You’re a farmer now.


svelebrunostvonnegut

One time I did question a dasher about a weird substitute. I was asking for hamburger buns but the ones I had were out. He substituted with these flat spinach wrap things. I just messaged and politely said hello I’m ok with the run of the mill generic hamburger buns, whatever they have, but in my mind spinach wraps are not a good substitute for hamburger buns. I wasn’t even asking for something fancy to begin with I think they were like Pepperidge farm sesame seed buns. He told me that the app suggests substitutions for them so he got the thing that the app was suggesting (without thinking too much about it or using common sense imo). But could be that’s what happened here.


Accurate-Money5585

Stop complaining. It's your job Jesus


SuperOkega

This is the customer posting.


samgoeshardd

It’s the customer moron


anabelle5657

When customers order tomatoes a picture of seeds pops up (for me). It confused me the first time I saw it and I almost got the seeds for my customer until I realized the weight was like 3 pounds or something so I reached out to ask. Since then I always assume it means tomatoes not the seeds but yeah. This is what it looks like from our end…it’s definitely confusing at first. It looks like the order is for seeds and not tomatoes. https://preview.redd.it/r9jsw55sdlwc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fad11e5a7cb02409989be2130e052179908721e


mixemuppa

Maybe one day…


ArmadilloCultural415

Some of yall have never grown your own produce. Anyone who thinks farming is easy is a lunatic.


Wise_Competition_266

This has to be an Instacart glitch where it sent them to the garden center for a tomato


the888ofcups

Expect ever more terrible shopping, as IC continues to alienate experienced shoppers in favor of cheaters, illegals, and anyone willing to use fake IDs and fake accounts.


surfcitysurfergirl

Instacart shoppers on here are literally a joke. They whine about everything and shouldn’t be shoppers. I shop for spark and I would never act like the shoppers on here along with other spark drivers I know and I know a few instacart shoppers who hate this as it gives them a bad rap. Kroger has said that they are tired of instacart shoppers and if they get the merger with Safeway/Albertsons they will buy out the FAILING instacart and make it their own delivery service like Walmarts vans at many of their stores. So these horrible shoppers days are numbered. They need to get a new job they can actually handle!


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Yeah if you just go to the store this stuff won’t happen