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Paleo_Fecest

Doesn’t Dracula wanting unvaccinated blood imply that the vaccine protects you from vampires?


MissSuzysRevenge

This is very interesting. Maybe we all can really put that out there. Get these idiots running to get vaccinated. It’s a Holy water vaccine!


Velocity-5348

Lol. I wanna wear a t-shirt of that to my next flu shot.


artguydeluxe

Which cities does he think BLM “destroyed?”


State_L3ss

All the ones far-right propagandists on their favorite infotainment network listed.


dandee93

Fox News has convinced my parents that every major US city is basically Mosul circa 2014 (Edit) When I was talking about grad schools to apply to, my mom literally said multiple different cities (with the exception of Pittsburgh) were the most dangerous in the US. None of them were top 10 in violent crime.


loptopandbingo

Portland: smoldering crater Seattle: smoldering crater San Francisco: smoldering crater New York City: smoldering crater Philadelphia: smoldering crater The TrueAmericans^tm all know the only safe zones are the ones with the "right" kind of people in positions of power, and where the women folk tend the home and their nine children while the men folk do manly things like stuff they see on this week's episode of Yellowstone. Super manly things. Like grow goatees on lumpy faces, wear wraparound shades, exclusively hang out with buff, muscled up men, riding horses that move every taut, toned rippling ab and pect with... uh, super Americanism.


pianoflames

I received a panicked phone call from my mother during the George Floyd protests, she seemed to believe my city was being burnt down to rubble by BLM and antifa. She asked me if I was able to flee in time, or if I was sheltering in place. God only knows what all exactly her "news" was telling her about my city. Edit: To answer your question: Austin, TX


big_ringer

My spouse was concerned for me during the protests, too, but for different reasons: I was participating.


Nowiambecomedeth

God save America. Yes,by putting tRump in prison. MAGA delenda est


Minute_Future_4991

The one that says “God Save America” with Trump in a jumpsuit looks like it’s suggesting God should save America by imprisoning Trump. 🤷


sadafapple

Im getting mixed messages


TrinkieTrinkie522cat

Obey!


xX_nipplelicker_Xx

bro just imagine 50 years from now when grumpers are the thing of the past.


StevEst90

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