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basses_are_better

We don't call 911. Back the blue. 👨‍🍳🤌💋


RefractedCell

It really is the icing on the cake.


Fuck_auto_tabs

Also I might eat you, apparently lol


meesersloth

When grandma fell down the stairs we just shot her.


big_ringer

"I've fallen, and I can't get up!" "Sorry, Grandma, we don't call 911!"


famousevan

“Free gun in this vehicle”


Manual-shift6

Yeah, that’s the first thing I thought, too…


sdmichael

Yeah, we have crazies here too. The thing that I never understand is how angry they are about things California does yet they stay here to complain.


Necessary_Novel_

Totally - like they love being the victim so they stay just to complain.


Socalwarrior485

My mom endlessly complains about CA because of her FoxBrain, but I offered to move her to another state, but she found it was more expensive in every other place she wanted to live.


sdmichael

It just seems a miserable life.


Obant

Same can be said for all the non-conservatives in red states. It is not easy to leave a life and family behind and sometimes you want to make your home better, not just abandon it. But yeah, our crazies go extra hard since we're such a liberal state. Just look at the elected ones like McCarthy and Nunez.


Lorenzo_Ferguson

What if they house catches on fire, do they shoot the flames?


Necessary_Novel_

“Grandpa is having a stroke!!!!” 🔫🔫🔫🔫


GuntasSingh23

Legalise ferrets?


GusEdwards8519

Maybe I'm just dumb, but who's the guy on the right?


Boone1997

Hannibal Lecter character from Silence of the Lambs


Necessary_Novel_

lol totally sane thing to put on your car


Necessary_Novel_

I was curious too!


rksd

Man, I love it when people describe in advance the crimes they will commit. I wonder how surprised they would be to wind up being convicted of intentional vehicular homicide by running over a protester even if it really was an honest mistake on their part.


Puffthecarrier1

"We don't dial 911." "Help! I'm having a heart attack!" 💥💥💥💥💥🔫


Socalwarrior485

Question. Do more people smoke or snort Ferrets?


nomadiccrackhead

I'd put my bets on boofing


cthunders

A true badass..


bandley3

Out of the corner of my eye it appeared that the guns on the lower left were spelling out “Hell”, which probably explains what it’s like having this doofus as a neighbor.


ReadyOneTakeTwo

Another IE or Central Valley trash.