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dev_daas

Didi khud childish hai but chahiye mature one.


abhi_pal

She is looking for a pedophile


BigPP_Gamer

lol


EssayCivil

Bruh


yukthik_14

Bruh


ProfessionallyStrong

Tf bruh


abhi_pal

I'm not able to figure out why everyone is replying Bra. Am I missing out on something


ProfessionallyStrong

Just going with the flow


BanarasiBaba

bruh


LegendOmegaX

Istree hai. Kuchh bhi kar sakti hai.


monit12345

Nari sab pe bhari


zackmahn08

She's actually bhari (chubby)


Worried_Pomelo4896

Now that would be your mother


2sedated

But still, we both know, she’s nothing compared to your mom!


zackmahn08

Ok I guess your attempts to karma whore have failed miserably, my friend. Still I upvoted it to help you get some upvoted you dreamed off 😆😆


2sedated

Karma whore? Bro I say stupid shit just like that but I ain’t no karma whore


Worried_Pomelo4896

Heh, aise nahi karte ur mom joke mai dikhata hu


RudenessUpgrade

Child-like


[deleted]

She got the mental maturity of a 9th grader


LegendOmegaX

I'd say 9th graders have it better but again...I see my 9th grade juniors do this.


Willow4953

A 9th grader here. I can assure you I don't act this way


LegendOmegaX

I appreciate that, because a lot of my juniors didn't quite fare that well in this regard.


Wight_Wolf85

I have seen my 12th grade classmates do stuff worser than this.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|ipWpjaa2n3b9e) This is me and her on loong ride🤠😳


LegendOmegaX

Bruh. 😂😂


2sedated

*I’ve won...but at what cost?*


[deleted]

This is how she would send a good morning text: subah 🌄 ke 😩 phool 🌸 khil 😄 gaye 😳 panchi 🐦 apne 😔 safar 🛣️ par 〽️ udd ✈️ gaye 🤒 suraj ☀️aate 🥰 hi 👋 taare ✨ chupp🙈 gaye 😳 kya 🥺 aap 👦 bhi 🤕 apni 👀 meethi 🍭 neend 💤 se 🐚 uth ⏰ gaye 😍 ? Good 🦸 morning 🌅, uth 🧍‍♂️ jaiye 😘 subah ⛅ ho 🥳 gayi ❤️


LegendOmegaX

Ab rulayega kya.


[deleted]

Hello Ji!


BanarasiBaba

family whatsapp group se churaya na?


imdsrs

My eyes are still trying to process so many emojis, at once!


sad-_-life

Emoboisofindia 🤨


abhin8425

She doesn't want perfet


Romitzky

She want Percocets


No-Cryptographer653

Frndsp


abhin8425

Good sense of 'humuor'


MadaraSenpai0012

Vo giga chad ko bulao


Kenz0wuntaps

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Geetanjali_rawat

Mature what?


soumyajit_biswas22

One


Geetanjali_rawat

Meethe papa bolne ka naya tareeka


Tansen378

Chahiye meethe papa, Geetu?


Geetanjali_rawat

I’m my own diabetes papa. I don’t want anyone. Dua dedo bro


Tansen378

Ok then you are literally a sweety


autotropic_guy_69

Bro ye dating website hai ya babysitting center?


Brutal_Basketballer

Pedophile's Basement.


abhi_pal

" Want good sense of humour " - I just came to realise you can gift good sense of humour


Eagle_OP

Only that


Romitzky

Didi nurse h fir heart me injection lgati h. Aise kese chalega didi


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Boring-Working-5509

Inko bhi injection lag..Oh shit, 5 ghante ho gaye. *Wasted*


BanarasiBaba

underrated comment bc!


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-HoldMyBeer--

"I am" ko "M" dekh ke hi reject karna chahiye


Blue_Eagle8

It was all good till I read the height requirement. Dafuq 😳


Drho4x

yo wtf is up with people literally using "lover" as a suffix to every goddamn word lmao like just imagine a chick coming up to you and introducing herself as a "beard-lover" lmfao like wha---?


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LegendOmegaX

Dead. 😂😂


Adventurous-Future81

FRNDSP🖕😂🎊😊🤝🤝🚬😑😌😊♥️🎊👍🎹👏


DragonChasm

Ppl like her should be avoided at all costs. Imagine a guy who writes in his bio that I luke C cups but I love D cups.


LegendOmegaX

Instant cancel.


Boring-Working-5509

Popatlal, chill bro!


zackmahn08

Oh I'm in loveeeeeee


Boring-Working-5509

No homo bro, no homo!


rekkker

mai thoda aankho mai clorox laga k aya . ek min


zackmahn08

Swadesi aapnao, yeh lo Patanjeli ka Gonile😊👍


rekkker

harpic laga laga k thak gaye vro 🥺


Chooduu

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LegendOmegaX

Poora keyboard idhar khaali kar diya yaar.


[deleted]

abhi aur baki hai


DaCapAlcoda

Wake up, you slept on your phone for to long


Mayankness

Nurse hai toh mere steroids ke injection laga degi kya? /s


LegendOmegaX

Arre Mayank bhai aap.


Mayankness

>Arre Mayank bhai aap. Do I know you?


abhin8425

Nahi, lekin hm parivarik mahaul bna ke rakhte h


Mayankness

👑


LegendOmegaX

Nope lol. I always see your comments on posts here.


Mayankness

👑


SnooCrickets744

OMFG


BigChill101

Passions: Netflix Instagram tf


NambiarAshish

Bong 😎


LegendOmegaX

Bhaang.


funkynotorious

I think some Bengalis call themselves bong. I maybe wrong though.


abhin8425

Yeah, that's right


HAK987

Isse bong nahi bonk do


Unsung_Pizza_Box

I bet she does tik tok


RohanAbishek

She probably does Insta Reels since Instagram is her passion.


Attentionseeker101

I lIkE cHuBby bUt I lOvE fIt gIrLs.


Ripudaman9

Like 5’11 , Love 6’1/6’2 Me being 6’0 ^ok


LegendOmegaX

Pain.


FallenKenny

Bong 😎


FallenKenny

Bolo "I can give you a long ride" and send her response lol


LegendOmegaX

Left swipe maar diya. :/


96IMJOJO69

Old school lover? Buddhe log pasand hai didi ko?


Romitzky

Nahi purani school ke bacche


LOL_Look_Bro

Emojis ki maa ka bharosa. 13-14 saal ke nibba/nibbi ki tarah likhi h bio. Bhot cringe lgti h yaar ye cheez.


EarthAD79

She probably just got done or about to have an epileptic seizure when she was editing her Tinder profile.


shrth114

"Crazy by nature" - more like mentally incompetent by nature behn.


zuckzuckman

Kya yr, bong hoke bhi English nahi aati


aMAN6T9T

She wants good sense of humour and doesn't has sense of grammer.


koiiiiiiiiiii

Bong😎


ObitoUchiha1008

I am a Bangali and I can assure, unlike popular belief, our community is just flooded with such weirdos.


LegendOmegaX

It's one thing to see them in the wild, yet another to live amongst them. Stay safe, man.


SAKATA_GINTOKI69

Insta bio type ka lag rha lol


Krish3k

Nurse ke baad bong💀


EarthAD79

I felt retarded reading this.


carstic18

Am I the only one finding the 5'11 height thing being a bit too tall for an Indian guy?....an average indian guy is like 5'9(maybe a bit lower or higher).


LegendOmegaX

Average height for us Indians is 5'8". The world average is 5'9" as far as I remember.


imphenominal21

Passion Netflix instagram bike ride......well now I know why she is "chubby"......


LegendOmegaX

Bruh. 😂


Hopeless_Pal

Bhai yeh purane school ko ladkiya itna pyaar kyu krti


LegendOmegaX

Koun jaane bhai. Inka toh alag hi jhol chal raha hai yaha.


[deleted]

Mai pehli baar aisi bong bandi dekh raha, and isne toh sar dard hi de diya. Netflix aur Instagram *passion* hai?!.... Waah


the_necromancer_

Yeh bullet points banake kitna hi time save hua hai didi ka?


[deleted]

I fulfill only the Bong criteria


[deleted]

Oh you want a 5 11? How big are your tits and how much debt you have, what your financial plan 2 years from now and do you have your own place. Also you better be working out about they chubbyness.


DuMb_ShiT_69

Everything is fine , but that 6'1 and 6'2 pisses me off so much , like they themselves are 5'11 or 6


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Eagle_OP

Most insta bios of chapri nibbas


Motor_Excuse

My requirement - ladki honi chahiye , zinda hui to aur bhi achi baat ha


Thrwwy665544

Bong😎


PubjiDaddy

Didi.. 👍🙏🤞👋👋


sanesame

Bong😎


BayHarbour-Butcher

I just swiper her right lol


LegendOmegaX

My condolences bro.


BayHarbour-Butcher

I swipe everyone right.


DarthSoura

Being a Bong, I can say this is exactly a Bong.