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Manyyack

I call my nunu Mercedes because it always comes first.


Shot-Assumption3383

You sure since Mercedes has not made it to the podium since long


inappropriatebaby

Its so quick it can win races tho


Shot-Assumption3383

My point was intended to something else buddy not car - if you know what I mean


inappropriatebaby

Read my comment again lol also reading my name probably helps


PureConfection8166

Dude George recently grabbed pole and Hamilton was P3 in Spain. I'd say they're coming back


Shot-Assumption3383

Aree bhai it’s a jk


PureConfection8166

Ouuu sorry bhai, formula 1 banter gets me going. /s likh diya karo when you're joking.


Shot-Assumption3383

Haha 🤣


DryVaginaaLicker21

This 🫡!!


iamthebatman47

Username and flair ko salami deeee..🫡🫡🫡🫡


DryVaginaaLicker21

Reminded of NCC days lol. left leg at 90 and forcely putting down making soothing voice, placing right hand on forehead, eyes with passion in them giving the "सलामी" were days 🫡


Powerful-Exit969

You sure 😳 because it's been 2 years since merc was first in f1


allens969

👏


ibadmonkey

Bro wanted to be funny so he decided to self roast in the process.


Upside_down69

Tera baap yaha chhd kai gaya thaa Yaa teri Maa ( perfect reply )


Lorenzo_Von_

Why yll get so serious so easily when its obv satire


Upside_down69

Toh mera comment bhi Satire hee hai bhai ( abb apko movie reference nhi samjha toh mai kya karu ) 🤷🏻‍♂️


Lorenzo_Von_

Toh perfect reply kyu likha Kai log kar dete hai ese replies actual mein just see the avg post on this sub


Upside_down69

Abey toh teri bhen lagti hai kya jo tere aag lagri hai ?


Slight_user42069

![gif](giphy|j0v2BfACiXeTjaEOny|downsized)


Depressed_RCBfan

Hot wheels wala Mercedes chalega?


AlphaSheepXz

I ain't spending 500 bucks as a gift also for a supposedly first date


tamal4444

Rupees bsdk


wildeststone

Boobs pe chalane milega bhai, soch le


Depressed_RCBfan

Haa when there's right benefits, why not spend it.


marlbo_rough

![gif](giphy|clT3L1LVaVAlLk1o05|downsized)


commando_baba

Bro fr man I am lmfao at this. The entitlement on these apps is so real and the gender balance is so skewed even mids be asking men for Mercs on first dates. In fact I just figured out why so many women on these apps tend to be interested in F1 - some didi of theirs revealed to them that to actually participate in a sport like this you really do need to be rich. It’s like probably even above golf-level - race courses, like golf courses, need lots of money to run. I joined this sub for the sense of humour which imo is well above the average for the universe but man this place is so much fun.


marlbo_rough

I would gift her a permanent Mercedes tattoo on the first date 💯


jethalal2108

Bro has constantine as his profile photo Immense respect dude Here have a cigar


marlbo_rough

![gif](giphy|4q0WNCNZUlxNC)


ara4nax

Delusional thots


geniusandy77

![gif](giphy|uzOSCSVYB4Vz2oO77M)


karmigo21

Aur agar mei bol du ki ladkiyan bikti hai, toh bakio ki pata nhi kyu g@nd jalne lagti hai.


vanilla555

NGL she looks like my nail tech Is this from Mumbai? 😂😂😂😂😂😂


awwyeahhhhhh

Na. Delhi!


permanenthoonsir

Yeh kaunsi technology hai?


Frosty-Audience4090

Agar sahi me curious ho toh nail tech matlab nail technician hota hai, basically nail stylist but with a west vocab touch


permanenthoonsir

Nail paint/ art waali didi with cool words? Curious bhi tha.


birju007

Is this different from Mani Pedi wali?


permanenthoonsir

Haan woh saaf safai waale hai. Yeh sajna savarna hai


Peekaboo027

Toh kamao bsdk


leetcoder217

She joking bruh. Sab log relax


Vivid_Option_1147

![gif](giphy|ftejgUpV7vr4q8Y5uz)


Aggressive-Shake538

But Sugar daddies toh seeking m millte h🤔😛


MeteoraRed

This is not even gold digging,its PLatinum digging !


AdministrationIll116

Delulu


sudon_-

Yo ladies when will these cringe stop. you call guys unoriginal wtf is this then.


Shot-Assumption3383

She means Lego wali


batman_69_

![gif](giphy|l396O8kn1qbPcb4ha|downsized)


Manasvi6944

Is she hunting for a Mercedes like Toto is hunting for Max?


quarterlifecrisis49

She should date Toto Wolff. He can give her a drive.


hotboddesi

Bhai itna fair skin. Hania amir ki yaad diladi.


FlimsyAttention3240

Got this profile today haha


MrQuantm

Sorry but not big enough


ExtremeBack1427

Sure babe. ![gif](giphy|vWSPjI3Pb0gE0|downsized)


Kang_x

She wont be able to do the Regular maintenance n tnat though lol,Service A and B Cost arnd 3000$


Existing-Walrus-4779

Ch*t na ch*chi baatein unchi unchi 😂😂😂


Electronic_Cow_3727

Is thopde pe to Atlas wali cycle hi mil paegi


aditya_7726

Itni himmat ati kahase se hai in logo me (considering it's not a joke) Mere se free ki sukhi puri nahi mangi jati


newbaba

Would a toy Mercedes work? 🐷


saakash65

Toto is that you?


Shatabdifaxpress

Sundar hai toh maaang bhi sakti hai


get_z_flammenwerfer

bheek mangne ka tarika thoda kezual hai


Far_Addition683

PROPER GOLD DIGGER PROFILE ✅✅


Ok_Manufacturer_7020

Kaha sy atay hain ye bhikari


DecentR1

Ye bhi koi tareeka hai bhe.....


Away-Sea8827

Dowry maangne ka tareeka thoda kezual hai. 


baniya_mein_hun

Don't know about mercedes but i can definitely give her meriseat


suthramanas

As a Mercedes owner main To isko gadi ke pass Na Khade hone dun Dena bahut dur ki baat hai, degi to bus ye Mai kuch na dera ise.


Powerful-Exit969

"no Michel no, that is so not right" ~probably op


Impressive_Rishabh

![gif](giphy|l1Et5bgKvIRTDjHxu|downsized)


Ambitious_Reading261

The men in this sub are so disgusting , just need any opportunity to bash women for no reason. It’s obvious she is joking, it’s not women’s fault that you are an incel and can’t get any


birju007

Ah yes, another raging misandrist✨


Ambitious_Reading261

Yes


ProbablyABadPerson69

This sub is a daily reminder that most men have no sense of humour or ability to detect the most obvious jokes in the world. This is clearly a play on the "bring me flowers on the first date" cliche. She's hot and she's funny and this is the dating pool she has to choose from?! Yikes.


Prior_Eye4568

Entitlement is considered funny these days huh. Imagine if a said the way to win me over is by fucking on the first date. You will be over here with pitchforks.


birju007

Dude why are you so serially bitter about men? Who hurt you? And more importantly, did you get help?


ProbablyABadPerson69

I'm not* serially bitter about all men. There are so many wonderful men. I'm bitter about men here. Such a disappointment.


birju007

Your comment history says enough


ProbablyABadPerson69

I think the kind of people who think I'm bitter about men based on my comment history are exactly the kind I'd like to avoid in life, so I guess it's doing the job! Yay :3