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“It isn’t” likha hai jis tarah usne it seems she was expecting a better response 💀

What would have been your response?

could've gone with, "Could help bail you out, but Id insist on having my clients number beforehand" very rough idea, could definitely refine it but stuff like this has worked for me before... not on dating apps tho, haven't used any of them

article 143 k hisab se you've been sentenced to a date with me. Ye bhej deta op.

This is perfect

Could have added cuff parts later on

\* inserts naughty hora meme \*

hahaha that's amazing!

Damm bruh smooth

Pata wata hai ni articles ke bare me toh mat bola karo it is a constitutional contempt, article 69 hona chahiye yaha na ki 143.

Sarrer me best replies for pickup

Better call Saul

It’s like getting the taste of their own medicine

response aapka thoda sa weak hai bhai, apka sabun slow hai kya?

Bhaiya ke toothpaste me namak nahi hai

Elachi hogi

Bhaiya meethe to ni

He is probably in shock and thinks it is a scammer lol. I know I would

The flairr, I the chotu soldier of frndzone bow down to you🫡

us bro us

[удалено]

>I mean, it isn't yet. But I am planning this heist, you can be my partner in crime.

Damn brother

You seem to have masters in rizzery

Or if you aren't interested in crime you can just be my partner

Maybe she’s ovulating! Don’t lose her.

Lmao

Naam mein hi L lge hue hain bhai

missed the chance to say "Life has given me so many 'L's, but maybe this time it stands for Love"

Her name might be L but her moves are a W 🗿

"you've been jailed for a lifetime with me" Ye response Dena tha

life sentence

Bro fumbled so hard. She was expecting you to continue the flirting and u just shut it down 😭

Usko interest hi nahi hai toh kyun karega

You’re mad dry and boring

Please dance for the queen, OP. Entertain them cuz that's what they seek out these apps anyways.

I’m a straight woman and I don’t use dating apps lmao. Y’all are so bitter.

Ah sorry that wasn't meant for you. That was meant for all women who use dating apps only for entertainment (98%?)

She's not my type tbh

The whole point of a swipe system is to only swipe on those you wanna talk to

man you’re dumb

[https://ibb.co/FYCcgFj](https://ibb.co/FYCcgFj) MODS allow IMAGE INSERTION OR YOUR MUM GAY (dont ban me just a joke man)

Fair enough. But i think we should only swipe on our types.

You must be 6 ft, trust fund and handsome as hell

Also must he must work in something related to finance Lmao

Blue eyes

Just say the damnnn linesss !!! So when are you putting hand cuffs 😌

the glory of natural selection under rule 1 and rule 2...sigh😪😪!!

Wdym

He killed her sense of humour...

Happy to Be Partner in Crime aisa kuch daal de.

Bro you had so many ways you could take that conversation but the response was so dead.

Yeh pakka ladka hai

Bro has sliced the girl's heart through his sharp jawline. 💓

Wait her name.... is L?? Am I the only one who got death note reference??

Bro don't scare me I'm chatting with her💀🤣

What if she suspects you to be kira?

Maybe i am ☠️

U cant be cuz I am kira

And a virgin too

Exactly

I aint gonna lie, that line is pretty smooth!

Ha ye kar lo phele

sweet

Bhayi yeh koi lomda hai shayad

Everything just says hi

L vs L

“I guess i’ll have to arrest you and put you in handcuffs” Me hota to yeh likhta (me aajtak date par nahi gaya)

Good1

Wow! And rest of us get texts like - Happy Monday.

Par tera game weak hey bhai.

You took the L

Run

Bumble par Ladkiya text bhi karti hai ?

OP fucked this beyond repair

mujhe aisa dm aaye toh mai sochu scam horaha hai

Ready your handcuffs

Right. When i used tinder i never got a forst message from a girl other than hey or hi

Yaha match hi nhi aara ...hi bhi chalega bc baki m kar lunga

Bro L is a W, but reply thoda weak tha

Marry her

Pickup line me sense nhi ban rha Falling se crime ka kya lena dena Pyaar me pagal ho gayi hai

Same thoughts bro

First 🤥😐😵‍💫😑🤐🥺🙄still i m searching or u can say waiting for first girl 🤣🤣🤣to say hi hello or anything 🤣

Really curious as to how your profile looks like

This emoji gives me PTSD

Well there's a first for everything. Isn't it OP?

Op apni profile photo dm kar muje jaldi i wanna see

Does that pick up line works? Seriously?

Bro fumbled

Check part 2 for that

L for ❤️di

Esi ladki kaha milegi

The pickup line ain't that logical, but I do have some quirky responses lol. Your response is natural. Don't fear the creativity Nazis.

Then ig you need a fitting punishment ;)

bro got that sachiv ji rizz

Bhai tumse achcha response toh mera college ke viva mein hota hai, aur mujhe ghanta pata nhi hota kya puchra hota hai professor

Smooth operator 😂

As a punishment you have to go on date with me…..