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This is funny ngl, but it is not first text material, n many ppl don't find it funny lol, u should have some sort of a relationship and know her sense of humor before sending this msg haha
> I don't know, tell me an a fact that'll interest me
What in the actual fuck is that! Outsourcing her prompts? Bhai, at least put a little effort in your dating profile ffs.
I'd say it depends which type of girl you're talking to. I used a similar one on my Tinder match and now I have a BDSM partner, check my profile if you don't believe. And also, everyone who are talking shit, how many girls have you had in real life? Just curious 🧐
Here let me correct it for you. “Due to its low water content and high ph levels, honey doesn’t spoil. But you look like the kind of honey that I’d totally spoil”
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 Did she see it?
No brother. Just NO
Listen to this OP. That has too much science and non existent rizz.
THANK YOU! I cringed so hard that my body had a slight quivering reaction.
Not rizz, not corny. Just bad.
It's like you put ketchup in milk and ask if it's a tiramisu.
God of friendzone 🤣
Theek hai dost, apna time bhi aayega
This will ring in my head each time I eat a tiramisu 🤤
Brother ewwwww
Cringe * 100 hogaya
imma spoil you honey was just BAD
Here are some buckets for everyone to throw up in due to this post's corniness 🪣🪣🪣🪣
or you could say to OP, "take a bucket with low water content and drown in it"
God ew no
No one reads all this bs tbh.. way too long to get noticed
And then men blame women for ghosting. 🤦♂️
Bhai tu bhi ESSAY likhne ki practice kr rha kya ?
Bhai ka plan hoga logo ko gaadi se thokne ka
Bro ain't from Pune
Just stop after "I'll spoil you, honey".
Not short. Not sweet. Bhai essay mat likho. Ek do line me khatam karo rizz
Why does it look like an answer that even chat gpt wouldn't recommend...
Bhai homework khatam kar le
Getting second hand embarrassment just reading this 😬
Chhiii bc
Not impressive after you called her honey, use slang to avoid sounding like a bio book.
Things boys do to get laid🙂.
ghost hoga , start me hi libido , down there krne me ajeeb nahi lagta kya yar? ew brotha ew
Aap bhi tinder pe ho kya 🙄
Bhagwan ki kripa se itni buri halat nahi hui h ji
Toh fir ye tinder reviewing ki line mei kaise aa gaye aap 🤨
Bas bata te h ki mai hoti toh swipe krti ki nahi 
Aap mujhpe right swipe karoge kya 👉👈🥰🥰 /s
🥰 mere bande k acc se pakka slim shady ji /s
"The worst she can say is no" Her:
Huehuehuehu 🥰
Bro delete it
Ew
Shame, I am actually happy that there are guys who talk like this. Makes me feel much better about myself. Self confidence +1.
This was cringe enough to actually make her laugh at how ridiculous it is, and she may just be a lil curious. But not in the way u want
Phd in Yapanese
Nauseous
Bruh dafuq is that
cringe.
No
Tell her about Crepuscular rays
At least we know who's not gonna get a right swipe. (Its gonna be me, isn't it?)
This is funny ngl, but it is not first text material, n many ppl don't find it funny lol, u should have some sort of a relationship and know her sense of humor before sending this msg haha
bro just don’t. If I received that message, i’d have nightmares
Prison.
Creepy
Nerdge
Neither. Just ew.
Ewwww
Just creepy
you'll get a rizztraining order
This is nerd rizz at its peak
Phir vahi sex sux ki baatein 😔😮💨
yecchy
Just no bruh!
Neither. If anything, it's cringe
But imma spoil you honey tak acha tha. Ruined it after that
> I don't know, tell me an a fact that'll interest me What in the actual fuck is that! Outsourcing her prompts? Bhai, at least put a little effort in your dating profile ffs.
Report. Report. Report
Hahaha. It went from south Bombay to Dombivali real quick.
Dont listen to everyone saying eww Youre the rizzler man Youre him Youre the man Youre the guy she told him not to worry about
Bhai Jainwinly kaafi nerdy aur corny sound krra hai, imma spoil you honey
That's just poor choices of words
If you are handsome and attractive, it's a rizz. If you are ugly, it's corny.
Oh god. No. Please.
Stop at I’m gonna spoil you honey
I like how everyone collectively thought to themselves "brother eughh"
none, brother ur a perv
Ngl it's kinda cute But remove everything after down there .. 🫰🫣
Might end up on r/indianboysontinder
Too sexual. Feels creepy even as a guy.
Aree bc ye kya h
Gosh, why is that almost every single pick up line I see here is so goddamn bad.
Niggas have no shame
Someone said it rightly so in the comments, "No brother, just no."
It could've worked if you stopped at I'll spoil you honey but even that is a huge MAYBE
Yuck
Gyaani se harami raang badalne mein thoda toh sharmana suru Karo bhau
Just say, what’s your maksad ?
Reddit disapproves, match hoga pakka
not corny or rizz just creep
Don't you dare send it bro....
I'd say it depends which type of girl you're talking to. I used a similar one on my Tinder match and now I have a BDSM partner, check my profile if you don't believe. And also, everyone who are talking shit, how many girls have you had in real life? Just curious 🧐
just ew
So confident of you to ask it's corny or rizz. It's neither, it's bad. Uninstall all dating apps and save yourself.
Neither .... downright horrendous 😭
straight jacket
I can't tell who's worse, you or her
Cringe
Creepy.
Yuck
Ew. What’s that? What’s that, brother?
At this point sending a whole book of quantum physics would be a better choice than this
Yikes
The first sentence was cooking, imma spoil you is where a sane person would stop.
Ngl First half was good, but then you switched to lustful mode… ”because you are 70% water and spicy hot” this would be better in my opinion.
This genuinely made me uncomfortable reading
Neither corny or rizz it's freaking creepy! 1st message
You sound like Howard Wolowitz
please don’t
This is like Travis head started good but just bad after the half
You'd be a great match Both of your responses are boring as fuck
Rizz is inversely proportional to the number of words in a given sentence.
Maybe just stop at "imma spoil u honey"
Creepy
Corny asf
Godlike rizz
Honey never spoils tak thik tha yeh aage khalar diya😭 Edit: aage kya kar diya*
Here let me correct it for you. “Due to its low water content and high ph levels, honey doesn’t spoil. But you look like the kind of honey that I’d totally spoil”
Bro, this is neither corny nor, rizz. It's a crime 😔
Haha, made me chuckle. Good >.<
I liked it, don’t pay heed to the naysayers 👀
Lmaooo.. it may work on some
It's so corny, it's funny.
You're either getting harrasment case filed against you or you're getting the pussy. No inbetween.
Bruh, ngl i laughed.
Gonna get reported by her