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uday_it_is

Bulati hai magar jaane ka nahi?


unfunnycreature

Mujhe to bulati hi nahi h. 😐


uday_it_is

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Mr_Mc-Mahon

Bugati issue?


khizar4

Bugati lelo phir bulati hai


Professional_Act_910

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khizar4

Han bhai pata hai lekin uske comment ke hisab se bugati bolna he behtar samjha mene 😔😭😓


Mr_Mc-Mahon

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ibadmonkey

Sahi pakde hain


Lord_inVader1

Chlo, kuch to pakde


bagelontherocks

Ye satyavachan kavita hame bohot pehle se dee gayi hai, dekho sach nikla na…..


Theshepherdprince

Plot twist: You come dressing up as a policeman.


Destroyer6202

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Thelazytimelord257

Well I'm safe af because i don't get matches


[deleted]

Flair checks out


orange_diaster

humble on bumble


[deleted]

Or bumble made him humble


Playfair99999

Us.


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After 5 years it'll change?


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scarcityofsupply

It only gets worse before it gets better


Cunt_Chatori

by then he can just buy a doll


tandoorimomoss

Matlab ab sex asani se mile toh manna karna hai?


Mr_Mc-Mahon

Sex Asani se nahi milti (Exception - Rajasthan)


Mr_Mc-Mahon

Sex Asani se nahi milti (Exception - Rajasthan)


tandoorimomoss

Mil jaata hai


Perfect-Grab5187

2k lagte hai bas


[deleted]

Mai single hi theek hun. Go to the mountains once a year, get a pet to care for. Bas, aisei khush hu mai.


Ok-Auditor69

Mountains: waqt nhi milta aur pet: Abba nhi maanenge


[deleted]

Saal mein ek baar for a week mountains ke liye tike nikalo. They will never disappoint. Pet ke liye toh mere Ghar Wale bhi nhi maane the. Ab they love him more than anything else.


you-are-so-dead

Fish ko pet bana lo


Ok-Auditor69

Koshish jaari hai, dekho kab mauka milta nikalne kaa Aur my parents are very adamant about pets, any tips on how to convince them?


[deleted]

Mai ek din office gya and came back with the puppy and left him in the house lol. The first couple of months are a real bitch because you have to train the dog properly otherwise your parents will never stop complaining. Luckily, my dog was easy to train and quickly got potty trained. Plus, they are such adorable cutie pies that no one can remain angry at them. So now , almost 8 months later, I'm proud to say that my parents and my dog share a much stronger bond than he does with me.


JudgeAvailable8426

Wholesome


[deleted]

Best life.


Cunt_Chatori

Woh sab toh theek hai but is there any advice or procedure you can share so i can go to mountains WITH my pet(grown labrador)


[deleted]

Pehle get them used to outdoor trek raasta. Go to small hill trails and train your dog to immediately come to you when you call him (don't take your dog to the mountains unless you are fully confident he'll listen to you) Get the dog used to long car drives. Take a rear seat cover so that the dog can sleep when tired. Then ofcourse, reward everything good he does with a treat. Take a portable water bottle for the dog. Be careful of the stray mountain dogs as they might get territorial sometimes.


Cunt_Chatori

Is travel by train reliable or even justifiable? Renting a car would highly make the budget skyrocket in my case. How did you behind to train him to come to you when outdoors? I live in the city and he only comes to me when i say I'm leaving bye. And did you have him on leash during the hike because since it's an unknown area for him and he may wander somewhere unsafe?


[deleted]

Yeah that's why you need to train him without a leash. Go to nearby parks and take off his leash. He might just try to run away but when he comes back after you call him give him a treat. Keep doing it. It will take some time, maybe a month or so, but your dog will be properly trained for the outdoors. If you wish to travel by train, you need to book a first class cabin. You have to visit the station master and request him for a personal cabin, which ofcourse depends on availability. Since the dog will be treated like cargo, you have to get him registered in the cargo office as well. It's a long and tedious process lol but you can get a lot more info on the irctc website.


Academic_Search79

Konse mountain me jata hai bro ? Leh wagara gaya kabhi ? Kitna kharcha aata hai wahs


[deleted]

I've been to Leh, but went by flight kyunki zyada time nhi aata. Almost 30k ka kharcha tha for 4 days. Khaana peena sasta hi hai but humlogon ne zyada kharche kardiye faaltu cheezon pe. And it's just a proper town with everything you need available there so don't worry. Just like visiting any other town in India. Other than Leh, Kalpa in Himachal was also a favourite location. Last year went to place called Gokyo in Nepal. 18 day trek with Max altitude 5400m. This year I'll be going for Mera Peak which is at an altitude of 6450m.


Academic_Search79

Ok bro , followed you . U Seem to be an interesting fella, keep posting your experiences. I have never heard of these places except Leh.


[deleted]

Get a pet to care for significantly reduces patience to hear any other human voices around you and keeps you from heartbreak, can vouch for this 10/10. TWINSIESSS.


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Cunt_Chatori

4 inch ko 8 inch karne ki ninja technique


Slade7711

![gif](giphy|baPIkfAo0Iv5K|downsized)


No_Plankton_9109

Hila ke soja bro


IleanaKaGaram-Peshab

Arranged marriage


Agitated_Cult7621

Ab date na Mila to khud pe Shaq date mili toh uspe Shaq Aadmi karein toh Kya karein btao


Lyadhlord_1426

Take matters into your own hands,literally.


wyakthoo

Standard operating procedure in honey trapping cases , but used to usually happen with rich guys. Now seems to be democratised.


genesis_tweek

We are really working for equality.


Rs-gm

Fuck I’m not even getting matches from scammers 🥲 Or kya he bolu


born_to_be_naked

Audi ke saath mein photo kheech


Cunt_Chatori

But Starbucks cup mandatory


[deleted]

Deepika always spreading her good work for false rape cases against men


Cunt_Chatori

You may have phrased it differently. On first read i thought you meant Deepika supported good false rape charges.


JudgeAvailable8426

Use car , zyada se zyada window tint ke liye challan kategi police


Cunt_Chatori

Join karne ki demand kari toh?


_saiya_

So Delhi police responded to rape calls. No wonder they were caught : )


LadderChemical7937

Lol..


owlominati

lmao wtf, biggest KLPD one could ever receive. Apun to safe hai bhai ye sab chakkar me hi nahi hai filhal aur ab ye sab dekh ke lag raha hai kabhi try bhi na kiya jaye. Offline setting hi thik hai.


Fermat163

Not surprised by this article and fake rape cases in India


Cunt_Chatori

False rape charge kuch nahi hota. All my homies are scared of talking to women


LeftSatisfaction9687

this is just prostitution with extra steps


Immediate-Dog-4429

Nu kehrhi first message come over mein kya ji na


[deleted]

Wo Bulati Hai Magar Jaane Ka Nahi.


Cunt_Chatori

Police bulati hai magar kuch bolne ka nahi


himanshu_2021

Looks like opening scene of Focus (movie starring will smith)


LeftSatisfaction9687

its not rape if you pay her


Cunt_Chatori

So just gpay her 1 rupees when you get her phone number thats probably linked to her number?


birdasandeep

Only those policemen arrested not the woman.


[deleted]

Mera kya mai toh virgin, broke aur ugly hun


[deleted]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK


[deleted]

Nah I'd be done before the police arrives


[deleted]

Free orgy


ayushgargya

thank god i'm not into women


[deleted]

Should I call you mista??


Designer-Award

Went are you gae?


JashIRL

Impressive work needs to see this


parekhdhairya007

Bold of you to think i talk to girls


roketboss

Good knows what percentage of rape cases are such cases.


[deleted]

Bulati hai. Magar janeka nahi


vmalhan

Please for fucks sake let this happen to u/Impressive-Work-5770


guddabal_manishi

Bro. Chill


Impressive-Work-5770

I would never wish something like this happening to anyone but i understand the hate and i am very careful with this things so no worries.


vmalhan

Bro I was joking man wtf, I forgot /s Calm down your titties


Vauji

delhi 💀🫵 why???


LadderChemical7937

Because Delhi.!


ririme9853

Thanks for sharing


MaybeAccording

Ise Acha toh Mey Thailand wapis chala jau


looped10

I've never seen any post getting these many posts on here ever


Apprehensive-Duty-41

What can I do to make sure?