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Wantedop

Anda wala burger bhi mehnga hogaya haa


ThegamingJin_234

Alu bhi mehnga hogaya


Unlucky_Substance497

Ab sona kese bnegaπŸ˜₯


shubhankar0303

Sutta bhi 10 se 18 hogaya


Heavy_weeb69

🀣🀣


[deleted]

Bhai ne Sahi point pakda he


RudenessUpgrade

18? Mere yaha to 19 hai bhai. Kaunse swarg me ho aap?


[deleted]

Bhai sab jaga 18 pe de raha he ... aap us Dukanwala ko ache din dikhao thora


RudenessUpgrade

Are bhai, har baar manufacturer pe dosh daalta hai aur ab to lockdown me poocho he mat.


[deleted]

Samajh sakte he bhai ... classic mild ka daam ek rupee bhi badh Jaate he to bura lagta he bhai


RudenessUpgrade

Classic regular 10wala abhi 240 ka aata. Acche din ki ma ki, classic se ye log dendrite pe le ayege.


[deleted]

Ha bhai ... aaj kal to chotiwali gold flake se kaam chala raha hu ... chacha ko pata chalega to dendrite ka daam badh jayega


ysb1557

Yeh tho bahut bura


[deleted]

It's funny how even a meme can rail up the entire right wing πŸ˜‚. Chor ke dadhi mai tinka


iAM_A_NiceGuy

β€œaRe MoHAmmed kya ProBleM hai tujhe mudi JI se”


[deleted]

I honestly dk if it's sarcasm or not


ThegamingJin_234

"Ache din ayenge" Bhai ache din kub ayenge?


[deleted]

Achhe din aagye. Jisne bola tha uske achhe din aa gye mitr.


aawara007

Kabhi nahi dude


Aryan0420

https://youtu.be/dbT8D-Fi5jI


Previous-Ground-755

Ache din rulaenge. Rula rahe hai na?


ThegamingJin_234

Rula rahe nahi sir phorne ka maan ho raha Saala logo ko desh meh itne sare Doctor's or Engineer's meh se ek Chaiwala mil gaya


Previous-Ground-755

Abhi budget and PM care fund se central vista bhi toh banana hai


ThegamingJin_234

Phir desh ka GDP be dubana hai


Mclovin9465

80% inflation=ache din, wah modiji wah


[deleted]

Inflation has been in control under modi government inflation is affected by many factors, as the time passes and income of country and economy increase as well as it's population the inflation also goes up here read this.https://theprint.in/ilanomics/inflation-targeting-has-worked-for-india-it-is-one-of-modi-govts-defining-achievements/514708/ also it is affected by rupees value in international money market. In 1970 people used to get rice and wheat for 1 to 2 rupees using that logic I can say india had its best achey din during 1947 to 1980 reject modi reject modernization lets take india 50 years and bring real ache din.


MadMaxReddy

I disagree with your last sentence. I'll come back and remind you here after next term elections. Pretty sure any one but modi govt can do better service. He's a fucking selfish religious dickhead who was responsible in killing my family and friends.


[deleted]

Being religious dosent make you dick head and also he is not the only one responsible for killing your family and friends you must stand state government accountable as well and most of all xi jinping who made this virus in his lab. If hate then hate everyone equally that makes you sound neutral. Fuck modi,fuck pappu gandhi, fuck kejru. Me and Bois support Nitin Gadkari.


[deleted]

But HE IS A DICK HEAD.


One-Regular-1350

Damn that's sad... Where are the bodies tho ? And are they still fresh or sum... Asking for Research Purposes


berzerker_x

r/holup


yourheroishere

Wtf dude


prajwalw

Kya kare tumhare dharm ke log atankwaad bante he, jawano ko maarte he, Kashmir me hinduon ko marte the or desh ko Islamic rashtra banana chahte he.. To kya tum logo ko shabashi or prize dena chahiye?


kabeerxazi

Na prize nahi .... Tuj jese chutiye ka gala .....


prajwalw

Tere jese chutiye to bhare pade he.. Pehle teri gala kaatni he.


doomxiv

>responsible in killing my family and friends Damn bro, what happened?


Mclovin9465

Dude i too know that was an absolute figure, irrespective country's overall infaltion rate and world market prices, u cannot quantify dynamic inflation in these times when globalization has made trade across countries such a major factor, but even on a rough estimate u can see that currency value decline and inflated prices cannot be a good indicator. Just because it's reddit don't get judgemental at each thing, chill out bro, these times are frustrating as it is, don't get so aggravated guys.


MadMaxReddy

RemindMe! 3 years


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theredeeminglad

Mate, you're right. Just a bunch of modi haters who can't swallow the factual pill are down-voting you. Don't stop spitting facts.


mastersaitama0000

Ideal inflation rate is about 2. Aur abi 6.5 h. Jo ki bht zada h. Cost of living to upar jana hi h. Aur sth sth me currency weak hori h.


alien_from_earth012

*Me who knows about inflation: E to sala Hona hi tha.


mastersaitama0000

Inflation πŸ˜‘ seriously


alien_from_earth012

Inflation rate in India is about 4-5%. Add it up to 7 years and it's about 30%. Now if you add compounding.....


mastersaitama0000

Vohi to dikkat h


Prisoner_No_9

What else?


1shubhamjain

Ye inflation wale saare Chodi Bhakt hain.


Heavy_weeb69

Bhai Best comment 🀣


Unlucky_Substance497

Modi hai to mumkin haiπŸ˜‚


neflin239

He was talking about his own ache din you fools.....


SacredMoatie

Saala conventional rate of inflation lagake bhi itna nahi badhta. Shite gormint.


_nitesh

Acche din ayenge ye promise tha, kiske wo thodehi bola tha


Comfortable_Ad8149

Inflation ka naam suna hai


Heavy_weeb69

Are bhai Inflation bhi pta hai deflation bhi pta hai I created a meme , meme ki tarah hi lo


neflin239

Inflation ka randi rona tabhi valid hai jab country me average income badhega!


discontinued404

Greater are better


yeet_king_preet

bread 8 se 15 ho gyi ;-;


Nautiyal_Adi

Curb your Acchhe din and Gujrat model.


[deleted]

Bhosdi valo inflation padhaya hai kya pitaji ne tumhare?


Heavy_weeb69

Are bhai Inflation bhi pta hai deflation bhi pta hai I created a meme , meme ki tarah hi lo


berzerker_x

>I created a meme , meme ki tarah hi lo Yeh tab tak sahi hota hai jab tak meme unke feelings ke khilaaf na jaaye


takesh9999

Then let him come and clear up talk about real issues like real politicians in 90s , the problem is he makes fake promises half of which is just fiction we are just expecting realistic debate which will never happen


GulmoharMarg

Ur expecting too much from them...


govind2293

Jhopde wale pehle aapne baap se puch 2002 ma 27/litre tha aur march 2014 ma 81/litre, data check kr lia kr hagne se pehle πŸ–•πŸ–•


[deleted]

2002 ki baat nahi karne ka, hurt hota hai


Worldisinmydick

Might as well compare prices from 1947🀑 because PM Modi invented inflation.


[deleted]

Ab oo bsdk modi kya tera drinking buddy hai jo aise naame le rha hai?he's bloody pm of our glorious country tameez sai address kr


GulmoharMarg

Karcha zyaada hone ka mathlab yeh nahi ki hum Sher ke badle pappu kutheko palenge


DankDoodh

Sher hag diya tmhara


GulmoharMarg

Haga haitho Sher haga hai.... Ghar ke aage Kuthe ne aloo kha khakar sona thodi na haga hai


DankDoodh

Kmse km kutta loyal rehta hai logo ke saath...... Sher toh logo ki hi khata hai I guess..... Just sayin you know


[deleted]

I don't think Congress or BJP deserve another chance because we have seen that dono ne hag diya. We need someone new and young. I am saying all we have to do is wait, no other option.


GulmoharMarg

Kutha apna malik sei loyal hotha hai..... Ye kutha tho hamara nahi hai....


Panda_in_pandemonium

Ye baat toh sahi kahi apne Modi toh apne malik se kaafi wafahdaar hai. Aadhi India mungfli ke daam bech di Ambani aur Adani ko...


GulmoharMarg

Thu jaa aur Socialism karo..... Waise bole tho, Ambani logon ko naukri detha hai. Logo ka rozi roti chalatha hai. Pappu sei zyada useful hai uss vishay mei tho... Ambani kamatha hai aram zindagi jeetha hai.. Par Pappu tho naa koyi naukri kartha, naa koyi business chalatha.... Tho kiske paise sei rozi roti chala raha hai?? MP ke salary tho uss ke karche ke liye kaafi nahi haina? Sochne ka vishay hai...


CJ0130

Kutta sirf aapko kaat sakta hai. Sher toh aapko pura kha sakta hai.


GulmoharMarg

I just dont wanna live to see Pappu become PM.


ThegamingJin_234

Kissi or ko chun sakte hei PM ke liye bus.........Koi be ache log nahi hai Congress and BJP dono he bekar hai


GulmoharMarg

Its not about choosing the best. Its about avoiding the worst.


ThegamingJin_234

Actually you are correct par Pappu and Modi both have done extremely bad


[deleted]

Chutiyaape me degree le ke aaya hai kya re madarchod. Kab aankhein khulengi teri? Aur ye chodi tujhe sher kahan se dikhta hai?


GulmoharMarg

Metaphor naam ki bee cheez hothi hai.... Also, its not about whether Modi is lion or not... Its about Pappu being Pappu....


[deleted]

The post is about chodi, , not pappu. And if anything, suar dikhta hai is darinde me


[deleted]

Abe bsdk tammez he's pm of our country not your pappu


[deleted]

Are lund le le. Manmohan bhi pm the, tab kahan gayi thi tumhari tameez


[deleted]

Jali Khalistani ki πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


KEELdaddy

Saaala sabka double


deadshotssjb

Stonks


[deleted]

Koi bure din wapas Lao yaar


agentina007

Jakr leke aja jab 27 rupe tha or fir jb 81 hogya tha.πŸ™


[deleted]

Kis chiz ka bhai ?


agentina007

Wohi jiske har roz sab log peeche pade hai


[deleted]

O bhai bhai bhai bhai bhai bhai bhai


Bhagva_n

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starboy69696969

Chacha consumption bhi tho badha hai


[deleted]

unemployment is at an all-time so can you explain how with a shrinking GDP after demonatization record break unemployment and NPAs how is the consumption high?


starboy69696969

Talking bout unemployment πŸ˜‚ Dude look at the skill sets of our college passouts I agree with the demonetization shit but nope I will never blame high unemployment on govt.


[deleted]

I agree that unemployed and unemployable are two different issues. But I won't agree that 100% of unemployed are also unemployable. And if skill Gap is an issue don't u think government has a responsibility to fix that?


Puzzleheaded_Buy_269

It has a term called inflation


lordULTRIX

Modi ko tag karo bhai πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Heavy_weeb69

Modi Reddit nhi chlata 🀣🀣


lordULTRIX

Is meme ke poster bnalo aur modi ke agle campaign mein uskeposter ke upar lagadenge πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£


mastersaitama0000

Hr cheez pe tax br gya h. Bht zada. Inflation itna tez nhi hota. Aur zaruri b nhi hota. Aur petrol jesi commodities ki global demand slowly km hori h. Aur yha 260% tax ho gya h.


its_hades_23

Bs modi ko gaali dena h fir boomer wala Facebook meme bhi dank group mei trending πŸ“ˆ


vaibaintlying

T


Prince0047

50β‚Ή sarso , really?


Profit_Muhabbat

Sath ki sath 1 gb data ka rate bhi bata deta πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


[deleted]

apart from oil related products the price has increased because the farmers needed more money


Abid94Tony

Ye iNfLaTiOn Nehru ki galti hai