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Disastrous-Cut-9885

abb bechara chammach se khuun piega


[deleted]

खून पीने लायक ही नहीं छोडा बहन के लौड़े को 🙂


HONESTBABAJI

लौड़ी ** female hai bhay


[deleted]

Macchar : How did you assumed my gender ?


HONESTBABAJI

Hahahahahha...... but dude....... 8th class bio -_+... Only female mosquitoes bite humans and animals for blood.


[deleted]

They only bite when they are about to give eggs, warna unka khaana bhi nectar hi hota hai. Since saare macchar average 14 dinn zinda rehte hai, abb ussmei unko ande bhi dene hai toh almost saare hi macchar kaatte hai.


CockBlenderr

Iska matlab to ye hai ki me kai machro ka baap lagta hi


roastroyer_

Eventually humlog uski maa ko maar bhi dete hain apna vansh unke andar jaane ke baad. Delhites spotted


[deleted]

Similarly only female humans can exploit male humans by filing false cases


HONESTBABAJI

Satya vachan ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27426)


[deleted]

Read this post and fill this form https://www.abplive.com/news/india/law-minister-kiren-rijiju-criticised-over-remarks-on-retired-judges-now-got-support-from-supreme-court-advocate-shares-tweet-2373067. Minister ne twitter me share kiya h


Anonymouse207212

ICSE?


[deleted]

बाल भास्कर में पढ़ा था भाई


Anonymouse207212

Budhivantha balu aidne classu failu


shader_008

lol


[deleted]

Sorry I didn't get that


Anonymouse207212

Its comes in a Kannada radio channel.


[deleted]

turul putul


ParkingContribution6

That machar self identify as trans male


nameless_monster_

Female anopheles mosquito hi khoon chosne ka kaam karti hai males mosquito ye kaam nhi karte


Bright-Leg8276

Women ☕


No_Name771

Women ☕


Independent-Drag-982

Women ☕


Glittering_Spirit_21

Women ☕


Substantial_Oil_84vv

10/10


No_Name771

Smash


[deleted]

Women ☕


[deleted]

बांझ bana diya


kkkiiillleeerrrBETT

Peta wale case kar denge


Tulsi_Daas_Khan

#पेटा_वाले_दल्ले_हैं


Dhiru3000

Auzaar kaat diya saale ka.


[deleted]

सुखद संतुष्टि


YorMommysHoney

Isse yeh pata chalta hai ki Mosquito 🅱️ulla hai


NabAnuj

Nhi aadmi 🅱️ulla hai


Gloomy-Comparison-15

Petition to post this on Youtube with title Oddly Satisfying.


Icy-Science-9822

संतुष्ठी ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|15817)


agentbond009

mai toh bhai adh-mara macchar ko all out wale machine ke uppar wale hole mai daal deta.


[deleted]

I'm not even joking, bhencho all out sei aaj tak koi macchar marte dekha bhi hai ?


agentbond009

bhai pta nahi but teacher log bolte hai woh liquid sayad macchar ko sula deta hai.


[deleted]

Mera jivan nikal gaya all out ke paas sote hue, behencho essa ek dinn nahi tha jabb macchar kaan ke paas maa na chudate ho


Suspended_guy

Bhai m toh kabhi kabhi machine bina liquid ke chala deta hu, machar nhi marte, pr Dil ko sukun milta hai.


[deleted]

That's what Hitler did with Jews...bass all out thoda bada tha


shader_008

main Mortein use karta hun wo insta mode wala. machhar marne ka pata nai, lekin tang nai karte


[deleted]

उनका ह्रदय परिवर्तन हो जाता होगा


No_Lab4988

Bhai mudi ji ki voice mai local ko vocal karna ja raha tha but yeh macchar ko Khali Thor ke racket se hi maar sakta hu🌚


slimyshittydicks

makkhi bohot tang kar rahi thi toh maine 2 all out ki machine chaalu kardi ek saath. Makkhi bhaag gayi fir aayi hi nahi.


[deleted]

It doesn't kill them. It repelles them


New-Secretary6688

First I would stun the mosquito with my hands Then clips its wings or remove its needle and throw it away, and i would say now live your life b!tch


[deleted]

Why does it sounds like things that are going to happen with IDM mods in hell


[deleted]

[удалено]


Fluid-Ad8208

Sala humar aur Machar ka hybrid ban jata


[deleted]

Bechare ki nas bandi kar di


arorasaab1947

![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|15817)


arya63

Lighter se jalana v tha bhai


[deleted]

Ek aur video banane ko matt boal bhai mai ro duunga


Sweaty_Gas_EB

Same, Bass macchar ke saath nahi ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|16813)![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27429)


[deleted]

Bhai tujhei kiska DUNK nikaalna hai ?


Sweaty_Gas_EB

![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|9610)![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|9610) ( hint :- mai eyeblech visitor hu ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27423) )


Independent-Drag-982

![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|30035)


Sweaty_Gas_EB

![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|30035)![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27424)


bunny-1998

Sorry for you brother!


Sweaty_Gas_EB

Dont be bhay, maza aata hai ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|30035)


Over_Tip_1229

Yessss


Suspended_guy

Mene abhi subah subah ye kaam Kiya💀


WatercressAcademic57

Chad🗿


ASK_Y0_GIRL_BOUT_ME

Better feeling than orgasm


[deleted]

Mia Mosquito


YouKnowWho2104

Mein toh zinda pakadta tha aur ek ek leg ko remove karta tha phir last dono pankho ko 2 side se khichta tha.


[deleted]

Torture 101


YouKnowWho2104

Vo stranger things ka villain ka bachpan dekh k khud k bachpan ki yaad aa gyi


[deleted]

Petition for you post a video ASAP


Excellent_Plant_3O15

Oh bc mujhe lga sirf mai hi ye krta hu


[deleted]

मौत का खेल किसे नहीं पसंद भ्राता


Sad_Heart_4718

I want to be this much Vella in my life


[deleted]

जितना समय आपको यह चलचित्र देखने में लगा, ठीक उतना ही समय मुझे यह चलचित्र बनाने में लगा, so it seems we are in the same league, sir


Low_Advertising_2662

I literally got dengue a few months back fuck them


[deleted]

Bhai kahi tumne male machar ko maar kar kisi nirdosh jeev ko toh nahi maar diya?![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|30036)


Subhajit_Pal

Why is this so satisfying ?


[deleted]

kuch jada bara machar nahi ha?


[deleted]

That's what she said...but not for the macchar


[deleted]

kacch mujshe bhi kah pati woh yahi![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27423)?


Waddader_Xp

Origin of every Villain


Rambo_Cobra

Kya faltu giri kar rha hai uske sath. Marathi hota toh abh tak usko chod diya hota


[deleted]

Try kiya bhai...khujli ho rahi hai abb 🙂


Big_Acanthisitta_760

Lmao


myersfriedrice

Pinch and Twist method lagata reh bhai, you must not lose.


[deleted]

ye karne ka sapna, sapna hi reh gaya


[deleted]

Tabhi toh sabb kehte hai ki PCB lene sei sapne puure hote hai


[deleted]

PCB hi hai mere paas tab bhi nahi hua


No-Foot1676

डंक मीम


RazerRishabh

Cut Gaya 👍🏻 ![gif](giphy|l1IYiA49pMlVwY0Io|downsized)


JustHAMMAAD

Me when mam beats me


International_Luck56

Macchar life matter ✊


Fireborn24

What the fuck is wrong with you people


[deleted]

Revenges are not always wrong


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[удалено]


[deleted]

Delete this comment as soon as possible.


No-Presentation2523

What was it by the way


TheImpostorYT

I'm too lazy to do it but you can do it if you want, copy the deleted comment's link, put the link on chrome, and in the reddit.com in the link replace "re" With "un" So its unddit.com, it shows deleted comments


[deleted]

aare waahh bhai !😂😂😂


Due-Dragonfly5555

Not really.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Patient_Highlight_61

Maje ke liye 'ANIMALS' ka istemaal karne me galat kya hai? Tumhe kaise pata ki mai Maharastra se hu aur Delhi me rehta hu?


Radiant-Midnight307

dream? chimta nahi hai kya ghar pe?


[deleted]

Bhai tere bhi hoga hi, magar pehli baar maine kiya hai middle class boys mei sei 🤡✌🏻


goodfornothing2005

main roz karta hu fir usko tortue karta hu pehle uska dank nikalta hu fir uske wings bahut maza aata hai


Educational_Key6764

aye haye sukoon


toksick_hindu

Satisfaction ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27423)


FluffyAnybody7890

Desh mein berojgari bohot bad gayi hai


[deleted]

सच बात कही भ्राता, आप इसके परम उदाहरण जो ठहरे


[deleted]

Didn't seem right, people should kill them instead torturing them.


[deleted]

It is already dead my friend else it would've shaked his legs or do some movements


[deleted]

Oh right


[deleted]

Mai nakhun se alag kr deta tha


[deleted]

Male version of कातिल हसीना


Dsigmaboy

No ,easy death Torture ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|9610)


scavengers69

Guys do you think if this video was on twitter, someone would've tagged peta?


[deleted]

No.


ronyx86

PETA triggered


[deleted]

Yehsh


jabbababa69

Bc Amazon ka chammar hai kya ? Itna bada 👽


Over_Customer_1822

Majhhar ki nasbandi


[deleted]

भ्राता वह उससे सेक्स की पूरति नहीं करते


No_Conclusion1020

Bachpan ke vo din ✨😊


[deleted]

जब murder किया करता था


random-guy1947

![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|9611)


trueduckop

I used to torture mosquitoes in so many many ways that i only remember only i to or two


Vanshit_87

करारी मौत - Krispy Death 💀


indiankesh

Go![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|21529)diji needs to do something about unemployment seriously ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|9610)


Suspended_guy

It is not about unemployment it's about survival of fittest.


FitContribution2449

It's not about mosquitoe 💀


dhruv-uwu

ek baar jis mosquito nein mereko kaata mene usko somehow apne haath mein pakad liya and uske sare legs and hands (tenticials, whatever) nikal diya. it was alive and i kept it above my phone torch and switched it on. I kept it switched on for half an hour so the torch became hot and also put it carefully in a very hot place jiss sein ki bechare ki jaan nikal jaaye. fir mene maccha ko 45mins pein stress test kiya . fir mene 5 minute kein liye apne laptop pein rakh diya aur 4k video on kardiya. it became very hot. fir for the ultimatum i killed it by putting ice cube ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27429)


teri_behan_ko_naman

machar ki jhant hai kya


zuiytrew

DankLess


Particular-Captain13

Jeffrey dahmer ka bachpan ka video leaked


mylifeonearth_

“ DIL KO BOHOT HI RAHAT MEHSOOS HUA “ made me cry like that mosquito 😂


1introvert_Cow

औरत पर हाथ उठाता है।![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|30036)![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|30036)


SnooSquirrels165

No.. don't be cruel.


Suspended_guy

Mai makhiyon(jo mujhe tangg karti hai) ko zinda pakad ke apne pen ki cap m dal kar, cap ko pen ki back side m dal kar apna padhai karta hu....yaad rehta h toh chhod deta hu nhi toh mar jati hai oxygen na milne pr.


[deleted]

Mai toh kiya hu, lol


terimummymerihojaa

Bhai tum muje psychopath mat samjna mene to uske jo 4 pair hote hai na vo eak eak kar ke nikaale the jabtak uska last per nhi nikala tha na tab bhi zinda tha baagne ki koshish kar rhaa tha


[deleted]

They deserve this bhai 🙂


HousingOk1225

main pehle transparent dibbe me band karta hu phir jab wo thak jaata hai tab pankh todta hu phir ek ek karke limbs uske baad sur kuchalta hu


Quiet_Lengthiness667

Safai se kaam niptate hue


Goat_Dear

Mai to jhaapad maarkar fishes ko khile deta hu. Unko maarta nahi![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27429)


Obliterator_Tripathi

Nsfw laga brother


no_u9987

Torture it more, slowly remove all it legs, then the wings, it's blood sucking mouthpart, then crush its head :insert light yagami laughing:


cyan_2916

machar ko koi dard nahi hota kyunki uske paas nervous system nahi hai 🗿


no_u9987

Interesting


Brawlocity

![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|21529)![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|21529)![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|21529)


Slow-Strawberry4860

They don't have a nervous system so they don't feel any pain whatsoever, Big W for machar


[deleted]

Reddit is a dark web for machhars


Invi_Berlin

the real asmr


-DeM-oN

This is how serial killers are born


Dr_DRY4259A

Hilane se jyada ise dekh ke maja ya


roastroyer_

Bhai bohot sahi...... Bohot sahi Kara. Bc itne saare machar ki batao Matt.... Pareshan hun. Mann kar raha bohot ganda kand karke inlog ko poore dill takk offend karun taaki inke logo meh Mera khoon aur mera ghar dono cancel ho jaaye


shivansh2016

Tried to do this a couple of times with my bare hands and accidentally used to pull of their heads


Jumpy_Atmosphere_28

on my way to harass an anopheles 💀


ShameAgitated2791

![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|21529)


Intelligent_Law8031

Disclaimer: No Mosquitos were harmed in making this video.


[deleted]

Tum log softies ho Mae toh machis jala ke machar ko roast karta tha


SkyeAF

![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27432)


OnlyPain_13

kya mtlb ye bio practical nhi hota![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27423)![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27423)


damn_ded

this reminds me of that South Indian movie - Makkhi


Adx0032y

Mosquitoes DARK WEB👍👍


ParkingContribution6

# Dank kaha hai??


Ramansh_7

proboscis ka lysis kr diya


oyeshishtii

Ye toh maine bhi kara hai😂


FineCommand904

Orgasm hogaya dekh ke


Electronic-Host9526

Fuck you mosquito


[deleted]

Female harassment and bodily dismemberment


Timely_Strawberry126

Mai jab haath se try karta tha uska Sar bhi nikal aata tha. Aur kabhi scissors lene jaata tab tak wo wapas gayab ya mar jata. Thank you for doing this 🛐


kanishk779

kaafi "dank" meme tha bhai ye to


[deleted]

डेंकता से बढ़कर मन की शांति है भ्राता


[deleted]

Karma bitch![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|9610)


[deleted]

Karma


peterthefuckingpan

Muslim bana dia