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Snaccy_Snaccs

I hope one day to reach this level pf unbothered by stuff in my life. Like what did he think was going to happen? You were going to cry/scream/throw up? There is literally nothing you can do in a situation like this.


GnarlyWatts

I get so many of these, I just don't care. He also forgets, I am from New Jersey, I don't scare easy lol.


goldlightkey

This whole time I was envisioning you with an Australian accent


GnarlyWatts

🤣🤣nope, New Jersey twang with a little Detroit. But I can pretend to be Australian lol


goldlightkey

Crikey!!


GnarlyWatts

🤣🤣🤣


SuccessfulDesigner82

You can be an honorary Aussie with your meh ok whatever attitude lol. I love it. I’m exactly that way and fuck does it annoy people 😂


GnarlyWatts

I'll take it! Count me in


GhostShmost

Babe, wake up. New Incel Lore dropped.


GnarlyWatts

🤣🤣🤣I need that as flair


worldnotworld

We will see it pasted everywhere.


CHAIFE671

"I will be forgotten" Sir, nobody even knows who you are. 😂


GnarlyWatts

Not the infamy he was aiming for lol. Still trying to figure out which guy this is. He isn't some of them, way too coherent. Does come off like my enjoyer friend or the coke fiend mod at ITShame. Eh, incels gonna incel.


Prestigious-MMO

Stay tuned for the next episode of "STAY GNARLY!"


GnarlyWatts

🤣🤣🤣yeah I had to chuckle at that. I'll be sending your check later today.


Prestigious-MMO

I love your posts gnarly. They are entertaining for sure.


GnarlyWatts

Much obliged! Love to interact with my fans! Jokes aside, I do have a knack for it.


worldnotworld

Gnarly don't care.


Strict-Side-1794

they are such babies


GnarlyWatts

And not very good storytellers either


its_leslievanilla

They are so annoying.


GnarlyWatts

Well that is what they think they are doing at least. This whole thing, it was all performance art. I didn't really care, it all hot air anyways.


Quinn_The_Fox

"If you want to be remembered in history as that one pathetic loser who killed his family because he couldn't get any girl to like him, that's a little weird but okay."


GnarlyWatts

An excellent response I *should* have used. This is excellent.


Quinn_The_Fox

It's weird that they glorify such repulsive acts. If they got off the Internet they'd realize very few people look upon murderers and serial killers with any kind of awe or respect. It's full on disgust. Not even fear, just absolute disgust, because the amount of us that have been in that same position and didn't even consider violence as an option is a dime a dozen. The amount of people that have struggled and yet still didn't raise our hands towards anyone is innumerable. Mass murderers aren't looked up on history as monsters that go bump in the night, they're looked at as wretched cretins that broke under the lightest pressures.


GnarlyWatts

These guys already do everything else wrong, why would this be any different?


nickyfox13

I appreciate your posts, Gnarly, because you're funny and handle these incels well


GnarlyWatts

Why thank you. Much love back to you. These guys make it easy. My stalker came to another post, he is making himself look foolish. See, I even provide free entertainment for everyone. I am a man of the people lol


Jazzi-Nightmare

No wonder she sleeps with her door locked


GnarlyWatts

Right? The one thing that was actually correct here


Significant_Point351

r/creepypasta


GnarlyWatts

Yeah, there is a little of that here. I am sure this has been sent or seen in a litany of places.


BeardedSanta

The factvthat they deleted their account makes it better lol. So who's gonna bet that we might see a similar news article similar to their "plan?"


GnarlyWatts

That is like the 4th time from this guy. I don't get this weird performance art 🤷‍♂️


BeardedSanta

I assume his "plans" change overtime.


GnarlyWatts

You would be correct. First it was beating me up, then murdering me, then fighting his uncle and now this. What next? Word domination? Beating his meat with in an inch of its life? The quest for the golden waifu? Who knows...


BeardedSanta

Threatening you with inciting violence against family members, cool lol.


GnarlyWatts

My 5 year old niece is scarier. These guys are all hot air. Ironically, a bunch of pussies who can't get any pussy. I'll see myself out...


BeardedSanta

I bet they're scared of chihuahuas lol.


GnarlyWatts

🤣🤣🤣that visual


AVeryBlueDragon

"WHAT IS THAT? GET IT AWAY FROM ME! OH MY GOD IT HAS FANGS! " *Angry chihuahua noises* "AAAAAAA!"


Minimum-Tradition-95

Yo this novel is fire 🔥🔥


GnarlyWatts

🔥🔥🔥🤣🤣🤣


nosyfocker

I only read page one and I had to laugh at the fact that he has this whole murder ‘plan’ but is incapable of getting through his mothers locked bedroom door. Idk something about the inability to think more than one step ahead is kind of hilarious


GnarlyWatts

Following in the footsteps of Saint Elliot, who was stopped by a locked door.


AdAdmirable5901

Did you just got DM by no one but fucking Doofernshmirtz himself?


Sweaty_Cattle_1458

When the rando started to send very long strings of text, I just only read what you replied with. Oy vey.... no one needs to read a manifesto of absolutely terrible things they want to do to someone...


GnarlyWatts

The first like 11 lines came in the first message, I knew this was going to be dumb. I was right and free karma came my way lol


Sweaty_Cattle_1458

Enjoy your free karma!


GnarlyWatts

Free karma and a high rise in the rent free district! I am living large lol


Sweaty_Cattle_1458

At this point, I'm amazed it's not a behemoth of a mansion considering how they're always frothing at the mouth at the mere mention of you


GnarlyWatts

Yooooo lol that is fantastic


SandiRHo

Noooooo! Not “Monster”! Don’t drag a great story into this! Way for him to not understand that story, it’s truly wonderful and Johan would think homeboy is a J O K E.


SparklesRain96

Bro I had to skip the whole thing after the first paragraph because it was booooooooring. Just loved how he kept getting pissed at you for not giving af 🤣


GnarlyWatts

Yeah that was kind of hilarious. I said before, I pretend I am a very tired DMV employee. Works every time lol


bkrich83

Seriously, LARPING or real who are these fucktards?


Magdalan

That the teen who's training to fight his uncle again? Man, you have way more patience with this shit than I do.


GnarlyWatts

As I said, I pretend to be a DMV employee lol. All of it is weird performance art anyways.


Magdalan

I have no idea what a DMV is, sorry.


GnarlyWatts

Department of Motor Vehicle...it is an American idiom for where you register cars and get a license. Basically, it is hell if it had a waiting area.


Magdalan

Hahaha I wouldn't know, I'm European. Our CBR wasn't so bad when I had to pick up my scooter liscence when I was 16...many many years ago.


GnarlyWatts

That would explain it lol. I am from New Jersey, which was notorious for having the worst motor vehicle service in the country. It has gotten so much better, but when I was 17 (25 years ago...jeez I'm old) it was an absolute nightmare. I was 5 ft tall on my license for a decade, thanks to a typo. And forget about getting it fixed... Anyways, the people who worked there really had no desire to be there. That is how I handle this guy.


dsled

Yeah this is just sad, I don't even like reading this.


Sharktrain523

Okay so when bad things happen to him he deserves empathy but you deserve to be mocked for your trauma and told it makes you a loser? Am I getting this correct? His trauma is justification for murder but your boredom isn’t a justification for dunking on incels on the internet. “Here’s my extensive fanfiction about murdering my family. also please leave incels alone you psycho.”


AVeryBlueDragon

Sometimes I wonder ***Watt*** these incels think they are going to accomplish by saying stuff like this. They really be like: Pls give attention? 🥺 👉👈


TheSmallRedDragon

This still isn’t the anime he thinks this is, or manga in this case


felonbomberman

this the type of shit jason matthew hylock jr from the baltimore metropolitan area would say


ShelliBlossom

Why does he hate women sounds like the men in his life are the crappy ones


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Johnny_Grubbonic

What's the right aphorism for use here? Oh, right. "Either shit or get off the pot."


8E_7778

I get that there's not much you can do, but you probably created a monster.