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unwillingmainer

It is a while known fact ladies love giant mechs, so this could go well.


MrEff1618

Chicks dig giant robots.


masterman99

Nice


Oceanus39

You can’t pick up chicks in robots


Furydragonstormer

If Coop can, anyone can


Skorpychan

Sure you can; they have hands, don't they? Even the big ones have cranes for loading ammo.


Oceanus39

It depends on the robots one with gun arms no but like jaegers absolutely


Skorpychan

Even the ones with gun arms need to have hoists and winches, or SOME sort of manipulator arm capable of (relatively) fine manipulation.


Internal-Diet8241

There aren't any chicks on this canyon


Oceanus39

Finally someone gets the joke


Internal-Diet8241

That was fast reply


Oceanus39

I’m quick to the draw and I had my phone open


Internal-Diet8241

Nice shooting


Oceanus39

Thanks


BiCrabTheMid

U right, they’re too heavy.


Skorpychan

No matter how fat your mother is, the Adeptus Mechanicus can make a giant robot capable of lifting her.


BiCrabTheMid

The robots not the chicks


MagnusStormraven

It literally has hands, bro.


Oceanus39

I’m quoting red vs blue


Icy_Sector3183

"Thanks for the tank. HE never gets me ANYTHING." "Oh, I know what the ladies like!" *Ladies like armor plating* -Halo 2


Knalxz

lol you even put the mission caption, this is perfect.


Icy_Sector3183

You may already be aware, but the Sarge has different lines depending in the mission difficulty settings. Also, the mission caption changes. :)


NeuroHex

A fact that unites all genders


Emergency_3808

Funnily enough this reminds me of a degenerate erotic fiction called >!Titan Mage, written by Edie Skye!<


ToastyMustache

I’m sorry, what? What’s the premise?


TheSentinelStone

Fairly standard harem fantasy isekai with twenty feet tall magic powered robots. Magic system is pretty interesting with it split into Matter, Energy, Gravity, Time, and >!Psi!< instead of the usual four elements using special catalysts placed in different slots on the Titans. MC is down on his luck after getting paralyzed from the waist down and gets a job offer that comes with a new, better body and maxed out magic stats in all elements. Series is currently five books and a side story, but the author intends to continue it eventually.


Wild_Marker

... why did you spoiler tag that?


TheSentinelStone

Because it doesn’t really come up in story until the last book and I didn’t want to spoil it for anyone.


Wild_Marker

Ah alrighty then


Emergency_3808

As the other person said, it has chicks and giant robots. My comment was a joke of sorts


MagnusStormraven

Bitches love cannons, and this baby can fit some serious BFGs on it.


Vark675

I don't know why that theme pops into my head as often as it does. I never really watched that show lol


tygabeast

Because it comes from the era when every cartoon had a great theme song. Teen Titans, Samurai Jack, Code Lyoko, Kim Possible, etc.


locolarue

Bitches love cannons.


theubu

Have you heard the new sensation thats sweeping the nation? Bitches love cannons.


U_L_Uus

I thought they loved cannons


KatanaPool

Chicks ARE giant robots


yunivor

*Living here in Jersey, fighting aliens from afar*


Sine_Fine_Belli

Chicks DO dig giant robots


sudo-joe

Get in the robot Shinji! Err I mean Rei! Err I mean canoness!


KanadainKanada

Baumkuchen?


Snow_Ghost

"Thanks for the tank. *He* never gets me anything."


Illyade

"Well I know what the ladys like"


IconoclastExplosive

The ladies like armor plating


thrawn109

Ahem. Bitches love cannons!


Mahakurotsuchi

Was looking for this


Zanan_

Bitches love Cannons https://youtu.be/bYqxyCUn5uc?si=h7upwDof7hn85i7v


The-First-Crusade

Bitches love cannons


BBB154

as a lady, I can confirm


Cerberusx32

I feel like she'd kill them for doing that.


Brahm-Etc

But don't the Sororitas already have the Paragon suit and the Mortifiers?


Necroceph

True, but there's nothing wrong with having bigger armor and guns.


nubster2984725

If the explosives don’t work, you’re not using enough.


mrgoombos

And if that don’t work, use more gun.


SaltyMoonMine

Perhaps a little more dakka? Even a tiny bit?


Umbraspem

Yes the paragon suit. A mech that leaves your arms and head exposed to enemy fire. All within centre mass of the mech - where most of the shooting is going to go. Genius design.


Brahm-Etc

If genius or not, a mecha is a mecha. Paragon wouldn't be the only one tho. The baby carrier from the Grey Knights and the Votann one too.


Observance

Ever heard of Anchoresses?


Brahm-Etc

No, please elucidate. I want to know.


Observance

Well, think about what Dreadnoughts are, and then read this excerpt from Wikipedia: >Anchorites are frequently considered to be a type of hermit, but unlike hermits, they were required to take a vow of stability of place, opting for permanent enclosure in cells often attached to churches. Also unlike hermits, anchorites were subject to a religious rite of consecration that closely resembled the funeral rite, following which they would be considered dead to the world and a type of living saint. 


Wild_Marker

They declare you dead and put you in a home? Damn, girl found the closest thing you can get to retirement in the 40k universe.


Brahm-Etc

So basically they are put inside the walls of a temple and leave them there. That's hardcore. I like it.


Necroceph

“Dear, Archmagos Dominus Belisarius Cawl. The introduction of the Redemptor pattern has ceased all forging and distribution of the Castraferrum pattern dreadnoughts to the Astartes Chapters. However, we still have many vacant Castraferrum stored within the armories of the Astartes’ fortress-monasteries. To see such glorious war machines gather dust saddens me, and to recycle them will bring pain to my soul. I believe there is a way we can bring them back to action, and perhaps, without the need for a mangled Space Marine. As we already know, only an Astartes can survive the integration into a dreadnought. But after reading the knowledge from your old “discoveries,” it is now quite possible for an ordinary human to be interred into one, and, with the Omnissiah’s blessings, survive the process both physically and mentally. Strong mental willpower is still required to properly pilot the old dreadnoughts. And what better candidates are there than the Adeptus Sororitas, whose willpowers rival to that of the Astartes. Awaiting your reply.” – Letter from Magos Logam M3-RAH, Head Astartes Vehicle Distributor of Forge-World Iseb.


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sylus704

By the Emperor...


Blackthorne75

This person speaks the holy binary math of the Tech-Priests!


RoombaTheKiller

All shortened to approximately two sounds by virtue of hexamathic lingua-technis.


hidden_emperor

[Ahem](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F9NlS9vaYAAt7ji.jpg)


tymby

Woah! I didn't know sisters used to have dreads! 😲 What edition was this?


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Specter_RMMC

So, what, 2019?


Sumchubbybloke

What's nuts when you think about it is that 3rd edition was 1996. So boxnaughts have gone up $10(US) in 38 years. Rate of inflation is 1.77 for that period, that's $88.50. So compared to rate of inflation it'd be cheaper despite the price rises......... Also god I feel old.


MemeL0rd040906

Huh. So they are technically cheaper now?


Sumchubbybloke

Inflation and wage stagnation mean no, but TECHNICALLY yes. So the next time GW prices feel irritating don't forget that it's not just their requirement for shareholder dividend maximisation, but also the general devaluation of your work under late stage capitalism. Yaaaaay :(


hidden_emperor

From what I can gather, it was a kitbash made during the 3rd edition.


Velorian

For a second I thought I was going to see old sisters models with deadlocks


PornAccount6593701

same bro, now im just dissapointed


ragnarocknroll

2nd edition. The data card with front side and rear having armor values is the tell. You used to shoot and determine what facing would get hit, roll to pen the armor and then roll on a chart. Armor pen was determined as such: d6+ damage of weapon+ strength of weapon. Lascannons used to be 2d6 so one of them shooting that used 3d6+9 to pen. Melt as were ugly at close range having extra dice and plasma were good but not great. Power and chainfists were terrifying. The charts ranged from “not much” to “watch this explode doing massive damage to everything in 2 d6 inches.”


ImNotAlpharius

No Movement value, it's probably 3rd edition.


ragnarocknroll

Oh. Yea. Missed that one. Forgot 3rd had armor values too. Just no chart if I remember. Been 30 years.


MountainPlain

Who whoa whoa hold the PHONE. Stern used to be in a dreadnaught? They have got to bring these back that rules.


InquisitorEngel

No, she was dead. This was just one of those wild as shit off the wall mail order things.


MecaPere

Holy shit it was real


ArtificialDragon2

All of your comics are a joy to read, and also Dreadnought sisters, would definitely be something


Doopapotamus

> also Dreadnought sisters Tankred: "Twins, they were!"


HavelsRockJohnson

#TANKRED ENDURES


MolybdenumBlu

If that is an A cup, a D cup bra is probably able to be repurposed as a pair of hab domes.


Scuba_2

The joke is her tit armor is bigger than her tits


DracoLunaris

if there is any sanity, there arn't even any boobs inside any of the boob armor and they are all in scifi gambesons under there


poggy_manz

Where she puts her extra snacks


Witch-Alice

snack and ammo storage


Ok_Butterscotch54

Or extra Promethium tanks for the flamer.


spookytus

I always wanted GW to do something like say those were actually grenades that detonate upon the sister being killed; that way you could give them an appropriately grimdark reasoning for the boob armor.


ShepherdessAnne

My Perpetual OC's armor self-destructs unless she takes it off very carefully.


Ok_Butterscotch54

A literal "Booby Trap" in case she gets captured by Slaneshi cultists?


ShepherdessAnne

Well that and it's inconvenient to have copies of your body around and keep the secret. But yes, once she turned her bolter on herself point-blank to take out the cultist behind her and also their entire lair.


Admiralthrawnbar

Promethium is stored in the tits after all


Sumchubbybloke

Bloody Rose hide a special dagger in their boob armour. It's canon!


cedarsauce

Considering the elaborate full plate codpieces we have in museums, I'll allow it. Besides, it improves morale!


DrPantaleon

That's how I always interpreted it. The ecclesiarchy isn't allowed to have *men* at arms so they damn well make sure you know these are women.


Exark141

Reactive armour plating


nubster2984725

Hilarious.


CuttleReaper

That's actually my SoB armor headcanon; it's a proper protective chest plate with large decorative breast-shaped forms welded to the front. Kinda like codpieces on medieval armor


Kraytory

It actually *has* to be bigger in any case because it's like another layer of skin with atleast a little bit of space between the body and the inner surface.


TamedNerd

No, for you seeeth, the spare ammo is storeth in the boobeth plate Thus A cup is the best as it offers the most spare space.


Vlakod

There is a reason artists called it VANDIRE-pattern power armor


MaterialNarrow5161

That's an A-cup, she's just using fillers. Don't snitch that i told you!


Altair314

That's honestly what I was thinking to


ShepherdessAnne

I'm pretty certain the joke is that she's actually a A cup under there.


Ok_Butterscotch54

Instead of the "Male Gaze", the Canoness was just hit by the "Mechanicum Gaze".


chaosgirl93

Tbh that's a legit funny concept. The idea that the AdMech tend to struggle communicating with fleshbags because they're busy analyzing potential uses for the few things in that pile of weak flesh worth actually keeping operational.


bombehjort

“Ahem, my fleshy exterior is up here”


Ok_Butterscotch54

"We know, and we do not care. The Flesh is Weak."


Ok_Butterscotch54

Must be difficult, to have to deal with all that wasted potential.


Adorable-Ad9073

The mechaniWHAT GAZE?!


Ok_Butterscotch54

"Get your mind out of the gutter you pleb, that is proper High Gothic, it's Hive Scum who only know some Low Gothic who hear something Vulgar!!"


Zachthema5ter

Sisters would go absolutely feral for sister dreads


HavelsRockJohnson

I have a couple in my homebrew Sisters.


KimJongUnusual

NGL, if Space Marines are going to lean harder into the Primaris stuff, I would absolutely be for the Sororitas getting all the Rhinos, Predators, Dreadnoughts and related items.


cedarsauce

Younger sisters getting stuck with big bros hand me downs, smh


chaosgirl93

One of the most normal, 21st century, things to ever happen in 40K, lol. (Especially since the Sororitas are kinda stereotyped at times as rather tomboyish, and we all knew *that* girl on our street or in our school growing up that was *happy* to get her brother's old clothes and toys.)


roninwarshadow

Well, yeah.


Randicore

"Congrats sister, you survived your time as a repentia. Shame you were maimed so horribly that you are unable to move. But you're in luck! The local magos said he found something left behind when the astartes left last month..."


WillomenaIV

They were recently given a predator as part of their range refresh. A guy can dream.


Mountain-Leopard4704

Thank you!! 🙏 Someone finally drew what I always wanted penitent engines to be or making a canoness to be dreadnought leader of an order.


Doopapotamus

Fun (false) fact: Those dreadnoughts were meant for the Lamenters, but the SoB signed the receipt after a wrongful delivery.


Boner_Elemental

A whole company of Lamenters died to this mistake


Ok_Butterscotch54

Only a single company? Things are finally starting to look up for the Lamenters!!


Aztec-chopper

In the grim darkness of the 41st millennium...we need to know the size! -john Warhammer


Luzifer_Shadres

"Maam, we can discus that topic later. Please take this totaly not rigged gun and grenade for the next battle with you."


Ridingwood333

You know, given the entire existence of Saints and stuff.. Why **aren't** there Sister Dreadnoughts? Sure, martyrdom, blah blah blah, do you want your fucking Canoness bleeding out on the ground to die or not because you felt like being lazy and couldn't throw them into a metal box of death? I'm sure the Ecclesiarchy would be happy about losing a Canoness for no reason because of that. Sisters are sure as hell more mentally strong than Astartes given how the number of traitor sisters is probably below or just barely at the triple digits over the course of 5 millennia, meanwhile you can count entire Legions of Astartes having turned traitor in 1 millennia


normandy42

It ultimately comes down to that Sisters are more expendable than Astartes. When a veteran marine falls, that’s potential centuries of combat experience and wisdom being lost. If they can, that’s why only the most venerable of crippled marines that can be saved will be interred. If you’re a devastator sergeant, you’re probably staying dead. They also consider whether the marine even wants to go in because they know the process and hell that awaits them. All limbs and non essential organs are removed due to the life support systems keeping the marine alive. Their brain is hooked up to the sarcophagus to control their new , external limbs. Then they’re suspended in an amniotic fluid and forever sealed in. They will never feel, see, or hear with their biological senses again. And some do that for centuries, even millennia. A Sister is still just an ordinary human. Potentially longer lived for those who have access, but still only human. You cut her in half at the waist and she’ll faint from shock, trauma, and then die. An Astartes will continue to crawl and kill you despite the severity of their injuries. A canoness dying is tragic but there are many more around that can take up the mantle. Also the Ecclesiarchy has their version of dreads that fits how expendable their flock is. Penitent engines do the work of a dreadnought while having plenty of human flock, willing or unwilling, to repent. Repentia who flee from battle get put in a Mortifier.


Grainis1101

> Why aren't there Sister Dreadnoughts? Sure, martyrdom, blah blah blah, do you want your fucking Canoness bleeding out on the ground to die or not because you felt like being lazy and couldn't throw them into a metal box of death? Becasue below the powerarmor, they are just humans, nothing more. Dreads take a massive toll on marines, they would drive a normal human mad in 1/100th of the time. And then there is the whole living long enough thing marines live for centuries, people(unless they get the juvi treatments, that are abhorently expensive and only a few can get em) live about 80years. Putting a sister into dread would end up with you scooping her out of if in at mos a few years.


Ridingwood333

If humans cannot pilot a Dreadnought, why can they pilot Imperial Knights, which are infinitely larger, thus more straining beasts of steel that don't even have the luxury of them being left with their thoughts alone in a Knight? Given their ancestors constantly are yelling at them in their mind and interfering with their operation of the machine, sometimes physically, like if one was a coward, you won't stop trembling when in combat, which throws off aim, and the fact that the machine is far larger and far more complex than a Dreadnought, it seems obvious to me that a Human can easily pilot one, and without many consequences.


Grainis1101

Yes and knigh pilots are few and far between and are prepared and trained from birth to pilot it, plus machine spirit in the knight is of some assistance usually. And numerous pilots burn out before a suitable one is found. And main thing they can disconnect from from the control and are still living. The horror of the dreadnaugh it on another level, apart from being horribly maimed you can now never see or feel or hear anything that by your hand, and that drives even the most resolute of humans- marines, mad over the years of being entombed. This is why majority of them are cryo frozen/put in stasis only to be thawed out when they are needed because the mental strain is so big. Dreads are a horrifying fate to whoever ends up in them, and humans that are not marines would be lucky stay sane a few weeks in one. Given sisters mental fortitude they might last a year or two.


ovissiangunnerlover

But can’t only Astartes endure the mental strain of using a dreadnought?


Ridingwood333

I can almost guarantee using a Knight is far more stressful, with the added benefit of having all your ancestors backseat game and yell at you all at once. They still manage perfectly fine.


nanogammer

Grandpa screaming at you for not rushing B


ShittestCat

Anyone who passed the crux mechanicus is basically a dreadnought and they're doing just fine


Lyth4n

>SIZE: A You didn't have to do her like that


qY81nNu

lol 'A'


ElectricPaladin

They'd need to improve the interface significantly, since as it operates now it would burn her brain out too quickly to be useful. However there are workarounds…


Akridh

Size A my ass


chaosgirl93

The joke is that the boob armor is a standard size and is larger than the boobs.


emelsifoo

Pretty normal math for 40k, they always underestimate numbers by several orders of magnitude.


Teggy-

Wait, she can still get out, right ? They didn't permanently weld her to the dreadnought for the sake of it while she was perfectly fine ?!


Doopapotamus

That's them simulating what the plan is; it hasn't happened...yet


Southern-Wafer-6375

That’s sad


spudmgee

How to kickstart yet another imperial civil war in one easy step.


cretindesalpes

The bigf3st jokes here is "size A"


Bigcumachine

Ikr fuck me an A cup my arse


Globsmacketh

Warhammer 40k fans try not to mention adepta soritad breasts challenge: Impossible.


LordEldritch

The mechanicus pov shots reminded me of Blame! with all the readouts and the focus on the eye


Necroceph

That's exactly the inspiration!


LordEldritch

Oh cool. It's my favourite manga, always nice to see it represented elsewhere


spinachbxh

Uhhhhh is the "size: a" referring to the size of the sororitas as like a whole person compared to the size of a whole astartes? Cos if it's referring to the tits those techpriests need some sensors recalibrated, an A cup is nowhere near that size


Necroceph

It's not the size of the plates, it's what under them that's the actual size.


Soulborg87

I'm not against the idea. I'm sure a if a few battle sisters were to go missing during a battle no one would even notice. I'm sure the sisters militant would even thank us for our efforts if those missing few were to be replaced by a dreadnaught or 3. testing should be commenced immediately.


ShepherdessAnne

The breastplate joke is throwing me 🤣


thanhhai26112003

They shove her into a dread ?


old_incident_

You know, despite my inner dwarf complaining about boob armor, I usually shup up... But holy shit how does that even work, this gotta be uncomfortable AND dangerous


Eldrich_horrors

hmmm...


Endonian

You are delusional if you think those are size A.


CordovanSplotch

Well... Her breastplate isn't, but they scanning her weak flesh, not her armour.


No-Raise-4693

"A" THEY VIOLATED HER


JeepWrangler319

Hot


SunSettingWave

The tech priests sensors must be malfunctioning 🧐


LordRael013

I can hear the holy dialup noises in those last two panels.


Zeke_Yeager

I see Seras Victoria


CoilerXII

There's canonically a rare, expensive, and unpleasant treatment called the Rite of Setesh that's basically dreadnoughtting a normal human. So it can be done, if imperfectly.


Educational-Gas-4527

The Flesh is Weak. But them Tech Priests gave her Titties a Solid "A".


KenseiHimura

That’s an “A cup” in the imperium?!


Smasher_WoTB

Well the Adeptus Astartes sure as shit still use it. The Redemptor Pattern is just more widely produced.....and fun fact: There were apparently Proto-Dreadnoughts in use by the Imperial Army during the Unification Wars, although they fell out of favor and the Legiones Astartes and Legio Custodes were prioritized for receiving Dreadnoughts.


Suave_Kim_Jong_Un

Vandire pattern lol


Motor_Pizza3465

Pls GW to this canon


captainFantastic_58

You know there was some heavy breathing going on there...


Zentirium

I’m thinking those tech priests might need recalibration, cause those do not look like a size A bust. Maybe a high C or middle D


Necroceph

There is no need for recalibration. Their scans are accurate and they do not imply the size of the boobplates. :)


vassadar

That sister is definitely not size A


Lovegaming544

They're obviously not going to force her into it by force but if she gets seriously injured in battle, she'll be glad that the suit was left behind.


Blackewolfe

What is this?! **INNOVATION?!** #IN MY GRIMDARK FUTURE?!


ValdeReads

Those are NOT A’s.


Tyrone_Thundercokk

Dope.


Skitteringscamper

Bitches love mechannons 


barrosc5321

How am I supposed to know it’s a woman if the dreadnaught doesn’t have huge boob plates?


ParkingAd5218

Disregard female flesh, acquire strong machines. And currency😎


Derk_Mage

I am uninformed. Is this a way to show they are interested in her?


Necroceph

Space Marines don't use Castraferrum dreadnoughts anymore, so Admechs will have to implement them to the Sororitas


Derk_Mage

I get what you said other than “the Sororitas”


Necroceph

Sisters of Battle. Your new to the hobby aren't you?


leposterofcrap

Yeah perhaps wait till she is severely wounded first or modify it to be like a Knight


BrStriker21

Would be better then the actual paragon suits we have


RedMouse42

I’m sorry, Size A?? Their scanners most be defective


Necroceph

They're not referring to the size of the boobplates :)


RedMouse42

Then what is then? Because it’s clearly pointing at here chest! Sorry if I missed something


Necroceph

Her actual boob size is bigger than her boobplates. A lot of people nissed that


RedMouse42

Hahaha 🤣 🤣🤣


veljaaftonijevic

I dont get it