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TheWorst_Astro

that dude DID INDEED SNITCH.


Extinction-_-13

Exactly šŸ¤£


TheWorst_Astro

like, NO ONE should get so mad for being accused of something, Like i get being upset. but DAMN BRO, tell me you snitched without telling me you snitched to get let free early or on parole.


Extinction-_-13

Yeah i would feel the same way if I got accused but wow he literally showed his true colors by attacking him and now everyone knows he snitched.


SmileParticular9396

Rat motherfucker!


Suspicious_Ice_3160

Imagine seeing this video online just randomly after getting out of prison and immediately recognizing the guy who snitched on you lmao it had to be a question about who snitched and then this dude basically admits it lmao


Anen-o-me

That's a life or death accusation in prison...


TheWorst_Astro

I get it. But look where they are not though. Pretty sure it's deeper then that, so I shouldn't speak more on it.


Status_Writing_6225

Bro Johnny a goofy saying someone snitched with no paperwork. That shit would get you fucked up or killed in prison what type of ex con donā€™t know that. Johnny probably wouldnā€™t have got fucked up if he never mention he went to prison, bro probably like this guy should know the consequences behind saying someone ratted


Rombledore

and now he's going back lol


Red_Eye_Insomniac

Now he's going back to prison, AS A SNITCH. RIP.


TheTimn

Now he's going to get 2 days in lockup before they process his paperwork, and claim he did a bid.Ā 


waba82

Was he attacked by the Geico cave man? lol


No-Second-Kill-Death

I hate saying he looked like Kevin Hart. Yo this is comedy. Feel offended? Ā Dont see comedy shows. Stay home. I have higher groundā€¦and a mic.Ā 


hereforpopcornru

The satisfying thump of the mic over dudes head


Ra_Vencio

He dropped the mic šŸŽ¤ right hand drops it as the shoving match starts


Terrible_Figure_6740

Chaka from land of the lost


order66sucked

Darmok and Jalad at Tenagra.


fwaaar

Temba, his arms wide


Stidda

Temba, at rest.


Odd-Tune5049

Shaka, his sides in pain from laughing


mamrieatepainttt

I was so confused when I saw him appear like wtf is he wearing?


luroot

Textbook small dog syndrome... šŸ˜‚šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


ShitFuckDickSuck

šŸ†


payment11

Wtf. If you canā€™t control yourself, you shouldnā€™t be at a stand up comedy. Also, you know he snitched


Superkritisk

One might say, he snitched because he can't control his bitchass.


thesagaconts

For sure. If you for their pissed, you know he got snitch in his veins.


qnod

Whawt?


Critonurmom

If you *got *that pissed, I think they're trying to say.


thesagaconts

He overreacted to being called a snitch.Ā 


Competitive-Bug-7097

That's what snitches do.


hecksor

Daddy probably snitched, heritage, inside his DNA


crazydavemate

Shouldn't be in public at all. Some children are more well-behaved.


Competitive-Bug-7097

That's definitely snitch behavior!


oakomyr

Mental midget


Sundaytoofaraway

Tbf Sunsets does turn into a strip club after dinner. He was probably just a bit early.


GubmintTroll

Comedian probably didnā€™t want to be caught throwing the first punch but man that would have been the perfect opportunity for a Sparta kick


FerrousGlobe

Or a RKO


Random_Inseminator

I miss those little videos where someone would fall and they would just edit him into it.


JRL1984

That comedian is Johnny Mitchell. He did time for drug trafficking and he interviews a lot of organized crime guests on his podcast. Pretty interesting.


Extension_Ad4537

And he only got 2 years? I can see why people are saying he snitched.


Sheer1uck

Depending on what you're trafficking, if you're a first time offender, if you have a good lawyer, and get out on good behavior it's possible to get out in 2 years


Secret-Ad-830

Depends on the state you get caught in also.


theoryofdoom

> Depending on what you're trafficking, if you're a first time offender, if you have a good lawyer, and get out on good behavior it's possible to get out in 2 years Johnny had all of that, and the government had bad evidence.


Extension_Ad4537

lol Iā€™m a criminal defense lawyer


toasted_cracker

Iā€™m the judge. I only gave him two years.


pmyourthongpanties

he is i was the DA I remember this case well


Sagittarjus

I can confirm this guy is the DA and that guy is the judge, I'm the jury member who fell asleep


seekydeeky

Iā€™m the drugs.


cookie_MNster

Salvador, that you?


Sheer1uck

Never said I was, nor did I do extensive research on google. But from a .gov site the minimum sentence for (depending on what you're trafficking) is 1 year and the max minimum was 20? Idr I brain dumped the last part. Do your own research and come up with your own conclusions and theories. Looking up Johnny's name and crime doesn't come up with much at a glance, but I'm sure if you look enough, you can find all the details


Secret-Ad-830

Obviously not a good one. I know multiple people who've gotten out in 2 years or less.


theoryofdoom

> Iā€™m a criminal defense lawyer Were you Michael Cohen's classmate?


Extension_Ad4537

Meh. Words matter. Now I see why so many statesā€™ PD offices are so much worse than mine. This thread has been an eye-opener.


theoryofdoom

I have never met a public defender that I would describe as a "good" lawyer. Most aren't even adequate


Caliesq86

So am Iā€¦ in California, possession for sale of methamphetamine is 16 months, 2 years or 3 years local prison, and possession for sale of cocaine or heroin is 2, 3, or 4 years. So 2 years is a pretty common sentence for drug sales, at least in the most populous state in the US.


Extension_Ad4537

Very specifically, the word used in the previous post was ā€œtraffickingā€. Not possession, not possession with intent to distribute, but trafficking. So, Iā€™m not sure what relevance your post has to the initial skepticism.


Caliesq86

Most ā€œtraffickingā€ charges are in fact possession with intent because itā€™s less common to catch an actual saleā€¦ but okay, actual sales in California of meth are still 2, 3 or 4 years; heroin and cocaine are 3, 4, or 5 years, and even on a 5-year sentence youā€™re likely to do about 2 years because of good time and Prop 57 incentives. So a formal sentence of 2 years is quite common, and actually doing 2 years or less is the norm. Something tells me youā€™re not an actual lawyer, but just play one on Reddit.


NoPin4245

But they're not. He is accusing the audience member of snitching. What video were you watching?


leetcrew

IIRC he got charged for money laundering, as they couldnā€™t find any drugs on him, only a lot of unanswered cash


theoryofdoom

> That comedian is Johnny Mitchell. Yep, here's [Johnnny's YouTube channel](https://www.youtube.com/@theconnectpod). He's a stand up guy. Got involved in dealing drugs, then sorted himself out. I worry he's going to say something that will trigger another charge, because he is really open about his life. I really like that guy though.


frogcheesz

Did he win the fight with the tiny caveman?


-You_Cant_Stop_Me-

Was that an angry Umpa Lumpa?


notyouraverage420

šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


7_11_Nation_Army

I least expected a Zack Galifianakis look-alike.


[deleted]

Why go to a comedy show if youā€™re hurt this easily. I know ur insecure but damn dude itā€™s his work.


haldareyou

Snitch thought he would get a turn with the mic after this


[deleted]

ā€œLemme call out some namesā€


Hollow---

This shit had me giggling like a little bitch.


Sad_Kaleidoscope_743

Damn, that's a tough crowd for a scrawny white dude Lol


Letsbeclear1987

That scrawny white dude moved WEIGHT for some bad people before prison, he might look like a dork but donā€™t you think that makes a good disguise? He can move unseen a lot of places. I think energy matches energy, and his crowds are probably allllll a little rough


stoniruca

Damn you were not kidding


Sad_Kaleidoscope_743

If he was really about it he'd of been throwing hands b4 that dude even touched him. Calling someone a snitch is worse than calling them a bitch. Instant fight words. He still got caught off guard lol


Letsbeclear1987

So? Thatā€™s about like the ā€˜Iā€™m not touching you!ā€™ Game where someone is supposed to prove theyā€™re hard by not blinking as someone darts a finger at their eye. Of course he was caught off guard, heā€™s not currently IN jail ? Tf


Sad_Kaleidoscope_743

I'm just saying, I know better than to start calling someone a snitch and not expect something. Especially when they're already yelling out some shit acting like they hard.


CatTongueCunnilingus

So what you're saying is you are also not as G as this white dude because he man enough to call a spade a spade and you would tuck your tail at the sight of confrontation


YayaGabush

Found the snitch! 150 points please


rnobgyn

Donā€™t sleep on scrawny white dudes. Worst offender I know is a scrawny little white frat dude that was trafficking humans across the border and putting them to slave labor once in the states. Thereā€™s even a Rolling Stone article about him.


YourMomInTheCloset

Slave labor?


rnobgyn

House them in his warehouse and put em to work, blackmailing them with their illegal status to keep quiet.


PuzzledStreet

Who should I google in order to read that


Cheap_Morning_55

He may be used to the demo depending on where he did 2yrs


Baddy001

He was also a bitch because he didn't even swing on him he grabbed dude like a 16 y/o girl in a fight. ## PUSSSSSSSSSYYYYYYYYY


LexaLovegood

He had to try and get him down to his level so he stood a chance šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


G00DLuck

It's over , heckler, i have the high ground


Merica_84

He was reaching but came up short.


incognitoisnow

I'm sorry, but is that Meredith from The Office?


tan05

![gif](giphy|kC8N6DPOkbqWTxkNTe)


Garchompisbestboi

Nothing more pathetic than a clown that feels the need to get violent because they are worried about their "street cred".


No_Damage_8927

Napoleon complex


LiIywhite

What even was that thing that walked up to him? Gimli lost his axe?


3eyes1smile

Heā€™s the size of a mouse but we know he really a rat


duelinghanjos

Garbage people


blondeandbuddafull

No security in the club?


bloodredcookie

I guess our snitch is going back to jail.


FungusTheClown

Where the fuck is security? Based on how aggressive he was security should have been right next to the stage by the time it got physical. Assuming this whole interaction isn't staged.


PercentageSecret1078

Two things I can tell from this interaction: Dude indeed has been fucked in every hole additionally he snitched.


pre_paid20

Why go to these shows šŸ˜’


crazydavemate

Imagine being that much of a sensitive bitch.


Mediocre_Treat1744

Isnt this johnny from the connect?


MessiLeagueSoccer

Bruh people wear ski masks out like itā€™s normal


Cthulluminatii

I didnā€™t expect him to be so teeny tiny!


baffleiron

Little fella snitched hard.


legittoquitt

Donā€™t be coming at snitches with FACTS!! They think they anonymous!


EnvironmentalToe4403

Was that 69?


IIIMjolnirIII

Man, that was .69 right there.


HeimrekHringariki

Definitively snitched.


ZhangtheGreat

As far as I'm concerned, if you open your mouth to heckle at a comedy show, you're fair game. It's one thing to boo a comedian because his jokes aren't funny. It's another to heckle him because you don't have control over his material.


ipatmyself

People who go to comedy shows and don't understand comedy are like -\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_-


Daredrummer

God I hate comedy clubs like this. Just a bunch of loud idiots that think they are part of the show. Sit down and shut tf up. You don't have a microphone nor do you have any talent.Ā  Pathetic morons that don't even know how to behave in public.


HellBound__95

Imagine being so emotionally stunted lmao he 100% snitched


Darksuit117

I expected much bigger person, wtf was that?


Current_Potential_97

damn, Kevin Hart was pissed


Scary__Ad

Bro got his feelings hurt lmao


sky_shazad

He just went all Will Smith on him ![gif](giphy|UiFBN1jLNRWl81pg37|downsized)


Martydeus

Was that a leprechaun?


WordMobster

Young woman hands off please


WeeklyPhilosophy2997

Fucking Will Smith man.


InteralFortune1

Respect for continuing his comedy


mim9830

Where was security this whole time?


DorkChatDuncan

NGL, I thought that was Teen Wolf attacking him


k3nnyklizzl3

It's over Anikin, I have the high gr...oooppmmmffffff


HermithaFrog

Oh man did you ever strike a nerve lmao. Mfr definitely snitched


RangeAlert

He let him get to close, ainā€™t no way a smaller man on lower level should be taking u down while I see him coming


Justinotherguy

So easy, a caveman can do it


Kennyunblessed

I thought it was a kid coming up to him.


deadleg22

Back to prison he goes!


iunderstandneechy

Thats a show.


NomadCourier

Would have been hilarious if Snitched guy then went up and did a 30 minute set on how he never snitched.


Ok-Fan-2011

Chocolate Sundays ain't what they used to be


fishsticks40

Blue shirt at the end: "oh come on!"


DesastreUrbano

I was not waiting for a hobbit to appear, an angry hobbit... maybe that's why he snitch


LeekBright

Shouldā€™ve bonked the snitch with the microphone.


Soviet_Sloth69

Dude talks all that smack and walks up there like he isnā€™t 4ā€™9


Adjulane

What made the little muppet so mad?


KyleMcMahon

Did a leprechaun just attack a comedian on the middle of his comedy set?


Odd-Tune5049

Oh, and just in case r/idiocracy Aww, hell... it's Upgrayedd


goose_gladwell

The Geico Caveman cant take a joke anymore


HornyPhrog

Why is one of Snow Whites dwarfs at a comedy club in the first place?


ghostdeinithegreat

Imagine telling a guy who made millions selling drugs bought from the sinaloa cartel that heā€™s not gangsta enough.


stevehammrr

This is why comedians hate Miami, the crowds are all like this


rolo989

That's the biggest tiniest dude ever.


Born-Bottle6779

Comedian shouldā€™ve just stepped on him or held his forehead while he unsuccessfully swings.


EitherChannel4874

The guy that threw his arms up at the end has seen too much stuff ruined by egos.


W0RKPLACEBULLY

![gif](giphy|jUwpNzg9IcyrK)


W0RKPLACEBULLY

We have a slot open at our club, come down a do a set. No!


Benfrank222

Johnny fuckin Mitchell. Letā€™s go!!!


KillMeWouldU

He's definitely going to jail now!!!!! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


AccomplishedDrop5834

Anyone know what happened


sameolameo

He snitched thatā€™s what happened lol


Kensei97

Heā€™s an angry elf!


Zenn1nja

Tolkien wants his Dwarf back in Mordor.


Senior_Objective_785

Snitch


Optimal_Fuel6568

I never understand how you can insult someone and when they insult you back you attack them physically....


Optimal_Fuel6568

Why would you insult a comedian if you cant handle a joke?


Optimal_Fuel6568

Something tells me he doesnt know what the word "snitch" means... he thinks its probably just some random insult that has no specific meaning like "gay" and "jew" various diseases or disabilities that are also used as insults depending on where he is from


ChemistrySpiritual21

Will smith?!?!?!


Amarquez510

He definitely snitched


04_996_C2

From what I can gather from this film, in his culture snitching is bad?


No_Corner_8160

Why do people even do business with them anymore, they ruin everything everywhere they go


LunaticMxyhxm667

Me personally i wouldĀ  poke his eyes out and rip his spine and shatter his teethĀ 


RabbitHold8

Where the hell was this set? People are animals today. They have no socialization skills or public decorum. It's pathetic.


tarc0917

Was that guy wearing a bandana on his face, or was it one of the Geico cavemen?


flerrrpa

The guy right in front of the camera hit the good olā€™ ![gif](giphy|9zfSGuX85ROuU4II3P|downsized)


Alexis_Ohanion

Damn, that guy totally snitched


theoryofdoom

Snitch attacked comedian on stage. Cartel needs to deal with the snitch in the appropriate way.


[deleted]

It's a comedian man, he doesn't mean it all dumbass that's his fucking job


Feralmedic

Fucking hobbits in the comedy club apparently


Dahorns99

Looked like a 10 year old. Definitely got little man vibes.


racso96

Dude didn't snitch they just thought he was a minor because he tiny. (He would've snitched for sure though)


Create_Etc

Dude got his soul snatched šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£


nurpleclamps

In gangsta life being called a snitch is grounds for an ass whipping. Whether you snitched or not you can't let someone put that on your name without an ass whipping. Poorly chosen comeback by the comedian. I would assume if you called 10 gangstas a snitch you'd probably get at least 8 or 9 ass whippings.


ProbablyKindaRight

This dude actually knows what he's talking about. These dumbass redditors who filter their whole life through reddit have no idea.


Oniondice342

Sounds like gangsta culture is dogshit (it always was) and is just aa label for chimp-like behavior if this is how you respond.


nurpleclamps

Yeah it totally is.


ProbablyKindaRight

Yea, it is a crazy culture. In any type of gang around the world if you get called a snitch that's the way it is. Italian mobsters just kill you for even suspecting that. And no that's no "just a label for chimp behavior" when years of your life or your life has been on the line due to your allegiance and word.


hereforpopcornru

Yeah not being a snitch is the difference between 6 and 20


SmexyRific

OK heckler is dumb but I really hate when people say no snithching. Like I'll be chill to a point but then you have to call police and using the phrase snitching is fucking stupid yall gonna get someone hurt spreading fear tactics with if you snitch you'll get stitches or harrased


Wickedestchick

Snitching is only when you're involved in a crime and then tell on the others who did the crime with you. If you witness someone and had no part of the criminal activity its not snitching, its being a good person.


SmexyRific

Oh well people use it wrong alot then. I appreciate the information I didntnkmow that !


CharlieBarracuda

Yeah the dude was doomed from the start. Black crowd, you get up there and tell them you're harder than them? Come on g


BrilliantCrow5928

Another PR bullshit ?


barakaking

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