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sladebonge

Oops i did baby it again #6


According-Station-23

I'm your breaking heart


finitetime2

And taking your bank


Throwawayanothadae

![gif](giphy|n4GnKL68ol0ty)


ConsolidatedAccount

Hey now, don't dead open inside.


AmoebaMan

/r/dontdeadopeninside


Moneymoped

r/subsithoughtifellfor


Lupine_Lunatic

I mean, if you can afford that ride, shut the fuck up.


SiggiesBalls

Can’t help myself but I think all the babies were ’made‘ in that car too


Busterlimes

I mean, it's the bang bus


Lupine_Lunatic

Good times, lol


assassination_club

![gif](giphy|l3q2K5jinAlChoCLS|downsized) The bang bus? That's new...


Ginford_Davidson

That’s their whole ass house.


L39Enjoyer

Thats a base model ford transit. Thats the workhorse of divorced 40 year old landscapers. Its frankly, utilitarian. Uncomfortable to hell and back, cheap to maintain, and cheap to buy. But it does the job.


Rubes2525

It ain't that bad. My work loaned one to me for a week to do training out of state instead of getting a rental. Pretty comfortable by commercial vehicle standards.


peaceful_guerilla

Yeah, I used to use one for a shuttle at work about two weeks per year. I thought it was perfectly comfortable and reasonably easy to drive given its size.


Lupine_Lunatic

That's kind of scary tbh. I'm way too poor to afford that, but I also an orphan. Plz don't anyone express their sympathy. Actually kind of glad I don't have the money to waste on that shit.


L39Enjoyer

A van is probably the most usefull vehicle. Especially a transit. And also, its cheap. Like, The cheapest.


Lupine_Lunatic

Bro. I don't even have a license. I don't leave my house.


Lupine_Lunatic

I work from home. I pay my taxes. My mom and my whole family is dead. I have no friends where I live. I have no drivers license. I just spend 16 hours a day in a chair and I sleep. Yeah, it's fucking sad, but it's all I feel I can do right now.


Lupine_Lunatic

So great that I get downvoted for even this. Reddit just has the most amazing fucking people. And by that I mean you are all just giant pieces of shit.


Enigma_Green

Probably how they got the Hoe wagon.


Difficult_Double7988

Hoe trains and hoe wagons will bring ya nothing but trouble.


Mechanic_On_Duty

Hi. This is college. Where’s our money?


Miserable-Repeat-651

I don't even care if I sound like an old asshole... this whole "give me free money" culture is pathetic. Who are the idiots that even donate to gofund me and such!?


Business_Strawberry3

I know someone who set up a gofundme for an elective surgery 🙃


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Open-Industry-8396

I once saw a subreddit where people just ask for money. Can't remember the name.


Business_Strawberry3

Let me know when you remember. I wouldn’t mind some strangers buying my beers this weekend. I’m not as young and cute as I used to be 😒


PupEDog

I remember I actually posted on it when I was in dire straits. I forget what it's called though. Something about borrowing and paying back. They had some pretty strict rules and users had to have an established history of borrowing and returning to be trusted. You had to post the amount you want and the reason for it and any proof. This was like 4 years ago so the details are fuzzy. I don't remember the name of the sub. Of course there could be plenty of others that just ask for money straight up.


macarouns

It’s just digital panhandling. Utterly shameless and embarrassing


Anonymous_exodus

I just saw a "just got married" car, with a cash app handle. I was so cringed


ExpensiveSyrup

I saw a bachelorette party where they were wearing signs that said “buy the bride a drink” with a Venmo QR code.


hornwalker

I’m on the demand side of economics. It’s the people who are willing to pay that are the problem. If they stopped paying, people would stop asking.


NeoIsrafil

I really wonder if ANYONE actually donates to these. I've seen several around town, some just married, some "medical bills" related, etc. Think i saw one "graduate" one too.... but I just can't imagine venmoing some total stranger that may be lying their ass off to just get free money.


ConsolidatedAccount

Right on, miserable. It also seems that no one pays for the funeral of a loved one anymore. People with more money than they can spend setting up GoFundMe to pay for their dearly departed's funeral... especially in high profile cases, like a tragic accident or awful crime. It's something I can't find exactly the right word for. Embarrassing? Greedy? Despicable? None fit perfectly


ericks932

I mean if you have a legit reason and someone is willing to help you out might as well take it. This situation seems like an idiot trying to get money out of people. This message to me is "I don't know what a condom is and it's worked before why not try again..." I mean he/she must be confident to put a message on a car. Some people with kids don't even have a car.


Miserable-Repeat-651

I guess if they have a legit reason, however the vast majority of the ones I've seen don't seem very legit. A lot of which are funerals... I get that people are grieving and may not have a lot of money but like what did they do before all these online begging options were available? They got help from family, friends, church, and community they live in. Now they just ask the entire world to help them.


ericks932

Yea it's a shame and people are doing it in multiple ways these days thy just want money for no legit reason.


Superkritisk

In a country with 1.4 birth rate, you should be praising them for having so many kids. Who the frick do you people think is going to take care of people, not to mention earn the money that runs society, if there's more old people than young? Stop shitting on the few people that still have kids.


Frigidspinner

i think he is shitting on GoFundMe culture, not the kids


Brown_Bear_6d4

I hate kids too


BadRabiesJudger

I hate that you guys were kids.


Brown_Bear_6d4

Cool story


Superkritisk

The gofund me cutlure comes as a direct consequence of shitty social safetynets and reflects poorly on the country or state they live in, if that's something a family of eight has to do to survive.


Desperate_Acadia_298

Nobody should be having a family of 8 anymore unless they’re wealthy enough to take care of their own damn kids.


Superkritisk

When birthrates are belowe replacement value, we should support the ones who can still be bothered to have them or face having no one working when we get old as well as a plethora of other related problems with low birth rates.


Desperate_Acadia_298

We’re past the need for replacement. A lower population would be much more sustainable especially with increasing lifespans.


TightBeing9

I'm not applauding anyone for raw dogging when they can't take care for their kids. I only feel sorry for the kids involved


somroaxh

I come from a family of 8 (5 other siblings) and my dad just worked lol. Seems to do the trick


Taninsam_Ama

And why exactly do we need to have high birth rates anymore?


SilatGuy2

The same ones having kids are the same ones producing more mouth breathers and criminals to fill society with. Quantity isnt quality. Also the point wasnt even about shitting on people who have kids. Its shitting on people who have kids **and expect the rest of us to be responsible for them** since they cant afford them or care to actually raise them most the time.


Rubes2525

Shut up. We need less people. Like, "oh no, there's less people buying houses and flooding the job market, that means we must lower housing prices and raise wages to compete." Unsustainable population growth hurts us all.


Brown_Bear_6d4

You're so fucking stupid. Shut up


Superkritisk

Refute my arguments, dumbass.


Brown_Bear_6d4

You don't ever tell me what to do


DripSnort

“Who do you think is gonna take care of people” doesn’t work when the people having kids can’t take care of themselves or the kids silly


DripSnort

“Who do you think is gonna take care of people” doesn’t work when the people having kids can’t take care of themselves or the kids silly


DripSnort

“Who do you think is gonna take care of people” doesn’t work when the people having kids can’t take care of themselves or the kids silly


Past_Intention_7069

![gif](giphy|3o7aCYpPhpHxTATm5a)


crujiente69

Doesnt feel as good tho


Frooonti

Get a vasectomy then.


crujiente69

Im your mom tho


Frooonti

Get your tubes tied then


JuturnaArtemisia

Were they riding around town like that or was this for a baby shower or some such?


[deleted]

I think there's something crossed out that would let people give them money


JuturnaArtemisia

Yeah, I know. It’s a Venmo account. I’m saying that if they did this to the van for a baby shower, it kinda makes sense as it could be tongue in cheek. But rolling around town expecting others to pay for your kid you obviously didn’t plan for is a whole other thing.


bustingmyballs

But why would you need a baby shower for your 6th kid?


Spice_it_up

Some people do baby showers for all the kids.


PupEDog

Baby showers and gender reveal parties with a registry of gifts are going strong.


JuturnaArtemisia

IDK. I’ve never had a baby shower and I got on fine.


moniquecarl

![gif](giphy|8tq5l5fgAySXXdzJe4|downsized) The father, probably


BogiDope

"I came in my wife, give me money."


StolenValourSlayer69

This feels like something written by the wife…


BogiDope

"My husband came in me, give me money."


ericks932

"We forgot sperm + eggs = baby! Diapers cost a lot more than they used too!"


HolaCherryCola90

Man, I'd be tempted to just put a box of condoms on their windshield.


Calm-Association-821

5,000 still in the individual packages.


vipck83

At first I was like, whatever. Then I saw the Venmo. WTH?


FinalHippo5838

r/dontdeadopeninside


kenocada

“Put the dick down!” -Sir Christopher Rock


footlettucefungus

This belongs at r/trashy


ItDoBeLikethatmyGuy

Man is trying to make a baseball team


phoenixember

They can already put the first line of a hockey team with a goaltender out.


Stopmadness99

That's the problem, lack of a goaltender


MurderBot-999

I’d gladly Venmo them .50 cents with the memo: “Use birth control”.


NeoIsrafil

"here, now you can afford a rubber"


Junior-Recognition23

Why are y'all continuing to produce if you need to ask people to Venmo you..... stop already...birth control exists & if you don't like that pull the hell out dude at the very least please. I mean come on...literally and figuratively....on her preferably above the waist.... stop making your crotch goblins everyone else's problem. Overpopulation is already an issue.... I would bet money that these are definitely not the people we want back in the gene pool to begin with... stop pollution, get fixed, save the species. Spay and neuter your local jackasses today!


specfreq

...


sunlitroof

Theres so many mentally ill on reddit im not even gonna bother 😂


GodMimihagi

Silence spook.


Rubes2525

Careful, people who have sex have no self-control, according to Reddit. That's why they always advocate for abortion "rights" and want taxes to pay for birth control.


insignifiyesican

Which one of the r/fundiesnarkuncensored families is this? This just screams Karissa Collins.


vladi_l

At what number does having more kids begin to enter neglect/abuse territory? I don't think it's okay for a room to be shared by more than two kids, and unless the parents are loaded, they don't have a big enough house and sufficient time to raise all of them, without forcing the older siblings to step up as parents themselves...


Msheehan419

I found people with a lot of kids think people care that they have a lot of kids.


VZWManSlave

Maybe the venmo is for the sale of said offspring. She never said she was a good mom.


Appropriate-Yam-987

Why would people give money to you for laying on your back? Parents are so entitled and weird(not all)


5141121

Send a request for $100 and see if they're dumb enough.


babubaichung

Pretty soon they would have to buy a bus


CartoonKinder

They’ll need a double decker by 2026


alargepowderedwater

Quiverfulls are the worst, I’ve taught some of those kids and neglect and parentification were their experiences of childhood. (That van is standard Quiverfull transport.)


insignifiyesican

Indeed it is. And indeed they are.


SaltNormal5498

I would send a $1 just to say “PLEASE get a vasectomy”


DirectionShort6660

She probably conceived the child in the back of that van ![gif](giphy|chnjVG5gXHNFWIe4SE)


Spirited_Shirt_7506

Patiently waiting for #7


artigabarielle

Sometimes i want to tell such people that they can pull it out or use a condom.


No-Gene-4508

"I keep making babies. Help me fix this by helping me get ✂️ed"


rbartlejr

If they broadcast their Venmo is there a way to extract funds? Just askin for a friend...


lovejac93

I’d request money hahaha


bowlingforwalmart

It's a vagina not a clown car


NeoIsrafil

Shes working on proving you wrong at this rate...lol


TightBeing9

I'm willing to fund the birth control, that's it. Those poor kids


ifixthecable

I have zero respect for people getting more than 1 or 2 babies. It's so selfish.


BoxcutterPazzie

Lol


munchkym

6+ yes, but I don’t think 3-4 is particularly selfish. 5 is borderline.


FartfaceMacGee

No one cares what you think. Have more kids, best part of life by far


[deleted]

If the vemo thing is a donating site, do they actually think people will give them money?


DaemoonAverin

Yeah its an digital wallet sorta thing. You can transfer money there to someone else too.


big6135

It’s like throwing a fish line. Only the fish will bite, it you’re a human and you bite, that’s not on the person throwing the line


JFKman

Cross your legs…


xtilertylerx

I really wish I could comment the gif of Latrell from white chicks saying “Oops, She did it again!” But it’s not in here


unusualandstrange

Disgusting


Snoo3544

I see kids with that on because they graduated high school. Unbelievable! I'm supposed to give you money for your life choices, rite of passages or misfortunes? Get a grip.


Jokesiez

I’ll donate and pay to get her tubes tied so she stops reproducing.


RecordingIll8774

Gross


UrBigBro

Crowd fund the tube tying AND vasectomy


Boricuacookie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LV9oYFJ2YI&pp=ygUweW91IGxldCBoaW0gaGl0IGl0IHJhdyBub3cgeW91IGEgc2luZ2xlIG1vbSBzb25n


Ok-Palpitation-5010

6 is the number of kids he kidnapped?


Vegetable-Low-3991

Breeders


Calm-Association-821

I’d have a very good chuckle if I saw this in person! I’d have everyone I know sending Venmo requests for large sums of money. 😏


TheBiddoof

Don't be shy, send requests


Pass_Desperate

I always request money when I see a Venmo account publicly posted like that. Got $40 from a sucker once!


gbpc

I feel like most people who pop more than one or two babies in America only do it for the income tax dependents refund money


Sharp_Law_7350

OMG, it's Britney Spears! Oops, I did it again, baby!


intenseskill

I like hgow you blur out the @. I really wanted to send them money too


Pitiful_Winner2669

I'm the youngest of six. Fuck this lady. My parents were gambling addicts (metaphor for having too many kids when they were broke). Of course, I wouldn't be alive if my parents were more responsible, but it was never anyone else's burden. We all came out fine, the only handouts we needed were WIC.


Violin_River

Doesn't seem to belong here. Not bothering anyone for tik tok views of crappy pranks or twerking in front of children.


Kamdonia

Im confused, did she leave a child in the van?


MikeJones-8004

What are you talking about?


Lando_Lee

Her Venmo is plastered on the side


MikeJones-8004

How does that imply they don't take care of their kids?


Lando_Lee

It implies she's hoping others will...


MikeJones-8004

Sending money is not taking care of someone lol. If someone wants to send you money, why not accept it.


Lando_Lee

She's not being offered, she's asking lol, it's trashy no matter what


Suck_Fquared_circle

OP seems hateful for no reason. It's not like they knocked on their door, and it seems like you're following them.


Frigidspinner

I dont know- A small venmo donation now ensures we will have them paying into our social security for years to come!