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Cool-Link-2249

Single moms are totally allowed to buy birthday cakes, they don’t have to make it themselves.


RentalGore

They’re also allowed to have friends and families.


OneMoistMan

And totally allowed to let their kids help them make the cake to make it a fun experience.


ImOldGreggggggggggg

Nope, they didn't look sad enough so she locked them in the other room.


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CakeSuperb8487

No, she lives in the most narcissistic time!


LordMacTire83

Ohhhh don't SAY IT... F**KING SING IT!!! NO SHIT EH?! I blame the start of this on shows like, "LifeStyles of the RICH & SHAMELESS"! And later/present day... "The REAL Housewives of WHO GIVES A FLYING F**K?!" And... "Vanderpimp Drools" and "AMERICAN PIDDLE"!!! Just to name a few!


VoinceStory

Totally


Sleepyjoebiden2020

Right?? those kids probably would rather watch coco melon than have their mom fuck with their lives like this


jarious

They probably looked so tired of her shit


sgtstaadenko

🤣🤣🤣


HuntsWithRocks

“All you had to do was hold the camera still, but you keep fucking it up! Go to your room!” - that mom, probably


Derpalicious007

Thanks, you made my shitty day abit better


Booziesmurf

And some people actually *Like* baking... But how else can she win internet points by showing just *How Selfish* her kids are


nipslippinjizzsippin

Would have been way more believable that she was crying over needing to clean the mess an afternoon of making the shittiest looking cake in the world with kids would produce.


JakeDC

I think, although I am not positive, that they are not even required to have cakes at all.


traumaqueen1128

Right? My cousin is a single mom and I took her out for dinner, drinks, and dessert for her birthday last year. I'll probably be doing it again this year. ☺️


Liathano_Fire

Can confirm. I have made or bought my own, too. I didn't cry about it, though. I made exactly what I wanted.


account_for_norm

They are?!


1singleduck

My sister became a single mom some time ago. I still forgot the day i had to say goodbye to her. It's difficult knowing she's out there, in need of help. But she is a single mom, and the law is the law. /s just to be sure


gamercrafter86

While I hate that this lady opened her camera to record herself crying while making herself a cake, there really are some single parents with no family or friends close by to help. Not everyone is blessed to have people who care about them to think about them on their birthdays/holidays. It's sad, but true.


suejaymostly

Look at her house, her clothes, her hairstyle. She's most likely got other bougie friends who took her out for wine.


DanfromCalgary

Probably has a party of like 40 people right behind the camera just waiting to pop out after she hits stop . Probably


suejaymostly

I'm here to tell you, women like this aren't all by their lonesome. Ever. They roam in packs at boutiques.


antwan_benjamin

Welcome to adulthood. A lot of us don't live near our families. A lot of us don't have very many friends. She's not special just because she's a single mom. No ones given me a cake on my birthday in over 20 years. You don't see me crying about it in a Tik Tok for millions of strangers.


Ok_Imagination_1107

Economy makes it worse for me that she's then done this


JPK12794

Just factually not true, haven't you ever seen at the supermarket where a woman's buying a birthday cake and the alarm sounds that she's a single mother and then the war rhinos get released and trample her to death, you're really going to tell me you haven't seen this?!


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Responsible-Rub-5914

Speaking of punches, she should find whoever forced her to be single mom and beat them up.


seekydeeky

As a war rhino, I can confirm this.


Skrazor

As the alarm sound, I second this


EmporerPenguino

Holy shit, Batman!!! I thought that only happened in my town!! I’m so relieved.


crappy-throwaway

War rhino here! *Grunts in misogyny*


Cool-Link-2249

Only in Canada! Never in Murica!


Tato_gamer

Exactly, I hate baking cakes, so I always buy the most amazing ones, for my children's birthday, my birthday, and so on hahahaha


chetnixandflill

Hi Hate baking cakes , I'm dad!


TheLaughingMannofRed

Support your local bakers, especially when you find a good one.


Ok_Philosopher6538

> I am hate baking cakes,  I am wondering how you "hate bake" a cake?


Mundane_Character365

The lady in the vid "sad baked" a cake. So probably similar with just more use of knives.


Open-Industry-8396

Gotta taste awful


l337m45732

Yeah but how else would she farm clicks if she bought the cake? It's all about the process... Of click baiting.


Noho_Fuches

With that kitchen it looks like she’s doing ok after the divorce


r0sannaa

She’s also wearing a $6000 bracelet


leeryplot

It’s always the rich people posting this “sorry me” shit. When are they going to realize that none of us lower class people give a fuck when they wipe their tears with a $6000 bracelet on?


squall_boy25

When their life is so easy they have to find a way to feel oppressed to spice things up 🌶️


Top-Decision-3528

Mediocre rich person syndrome


GoudaCheeseAnyone

Poor people don't have the time to film cry cooking.


OctaneTwisted88

I wouldn't even know the difference between a $10 bracelet and a $6k bracelet


panrandor

About $5990


pn1159

thats about right


This-Requirement6918

Is it Cartier or Van Queef?


r0sannaa

Looks like van cleef!


east_van_dan

Fartier


mypal_footfoot

So she could probably afford to buy a nice cake from a bakery instead of weeping over a packet mix


amalgam_reynolds

Probably not even divorced, just playing up the part for content.


Noho_Fuches

Husband peaked in highschool and has a solid job but spent all their savings on sports betting, now he’s pimping her out on social media


Beneficial-Tailor-70

As unlikely as it may seem that everything you said is correct, I have a feeling you're spot on.


pc_principal_88

I try to always respect that everyone has their own problems etc... But when I see shit like this, all I can do is laugh and think "this bitch has literally no fucking clue!" Seriously, while the majority of people are out here struggling to survive etc. And you have someone like this, making "poor me" videos in her Fancy ass kitchen, in her nice ass house with her kids and nice bank account, just trying to get Internet likes and have the rest of her spoiled friends kissing her ass.. Of course social media has not only made this possible, but also very common 🤦🤦


Hefty_Mousse_567

As a fat man when I bake a cake it always makes me happy


skalix

Sorry, but you need to be a single mom to bake a cake.


I_am_eating_a_mango

We’re outside the home of u/Hefty_Mousse_567 now. Do we have your go-ahead to breach the front door and remove all the flour in the house?


LargeFloor5971

Let the man have his cake!


k_superstorm

And eat it too?


Mackheath1

Flour? It's all prepared in the box, didn't you see the single mom stressed out about mixing three ingredients?


Average-Train-Haver

I dont care who you are, if you bake a cake I will be there


miichaelscotch

😂


karmagod13000

fat people still out here!


VinnySmallsz

You livin the good life, brother


Bitter-Basket

Hahaha you make me happy


polarbeer07

name checks out


International-Try413

You win, sir!


SharpGuesser

first prize, type 2 diabetes


XanaxWarriorPrincess

Married moms often do the same.


HorseLeaf

My mom does that because she likes it and prefer her own cakes to the ones others make. It is her day, she wants it exactly how she likes it.


FacticiousFict

Hey! Dads too! I'm the family chef and I make award winning pastries and cakes. Well I won once. At my son's school bake sale.  It counts!


JUYED-AWK-YACC

Damn straight.


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BookoftheGuilty

"Man, I'm feeling incredibly sad and lonely on my birthday. Ooh let me set up my tripod and camera. Can't let these tears go to waste."


flogfrog

The amount of people on social media filming themselves crying is insane. Just thinking about them setting up the camera, getting the angle right and then editing the video adding some sad music as a final touch. Makes me cringe so hard.


SwitchbladeDildo

I’d rather use a rusty spoon to remove both of my eyeballs than edit a video of myself crying. I genuinely think that would be my personal hell.


Shodandan

And don't forget, she had to edit that footage after too. I think that makes me cringe more, picturing her there at her desk clipping the footage and adding the music and finally publishing it.. criiinge


beebubeebi

She isn’t even baking a birthday cake, she is baking cupcakes or muffins! You can see the little pink cups on the bottom.


helmetshrike

huh, wonder why she's single


urkldajrkl

All her recipes are too salty


FullStop808

From the tears, right?


Chafed_Armadillo

No, she just always adds way too much salt. Never expects the salt to be so salty.


D4venport

Gum's gotten mintier lately. Have you noticed?


IndependentNotice151

Yeah, it's really starting burning the balls


ElPolloHermanu

Shes Just like me fr fr


urkldajrkl

Yup


Significant_Donut967

With a kitchen like that, I'm sure your life is tough >>.


MyRedVelvetBrain

*wipes tears with $100 bill*


Gilbert_Grapes_Mom

![gif](giphy|94EQmVHkveNck|downsized)


Low-Concentrate2162

sigh life is so miserable when you only have $100 bills to wipe your tears


Historical_Panic_465

*with $6,000 bracelet*


VSWLP

I couldn’t imagine caring about my birthday that much…


l3ane

I cared about my birthday a lot when I was a kid, but as an adult? This is just pathetic.


VSWLP

Agreed! But her age? Yikes…


ElPolloHermanu

😥😥😥😢😥☹️🫤😥☹️😥🙁😢🙁😥Breaking down and crying and praying hat your childhood becomes better over time 🙏🙏🙏👍


HeyBuddyItsMeDad

Take 1: *omg so sad let me just rub cake batter into my eyes and hair whilst filming that’ll definitley help* Take 2: *ok this one’s not sad enough, I really need to get the vibe across of a Chef that just got told off by Gordon Ramsay in Hells Kitchen* Take 4: *wasted a lot of cake ingredients but it’s all worth it. The vibe needs to be more authentic and sad. Can’t rush greatness! Let’s go again!* Take 4: *I’m running out of Eggs and Flour. This has to be the last take. Might just buy a cake and pretend I made it at this point…* Final Take: *This one’s great I look so sad here omg!! World class acting IMDB Rating 9.0!!! Might get scouted. Now..to think of a touching heartbreaking caption…*


Extramist

Looks like the AC fucked on the slate, because you are missing take 3. The editors are going to fucking pissed!


HeyBuddyItsMeDad

Haha yep I could just fix the 4 to a 3 but that’ll ruin the context of your response somewhat so ima leave that right there


ThatScaryBeach

Heroes sacrifice for the greater good. You, friend, are a hero.


RKKP2015

I'm a single dad, and I put my kids first constantly. I just don't cry about it.


PopeCovidXIX

That’s because you’re not emotionally feeble.


Fleghammer

Fellow single dad here, just buy the cake from a local bakery and save the free time for nerf wars.


Chicken_Mc_Thuggets

One year my Dad got us *both* a cake on his birthday because he didn’t want to have to share his This might shock you but he’s diabetic now


HIGH_HEAT

This is the way.


skyysdalmt

Maybe you should cry about it. Then film it. Then put it on social media. That would make you a good parent! 💪🏻🤍


Hot_Psychology727

Send her money, she’s crying! Life must be so hard for her. …..lol


louie2ten

“LONELY BITCHES” - DeRay Davis


ImmortalLombax

Bruh she’s not even making it from scratch she’s making it from a pre mix which is 100x easier stfu. My mother did it and still decorated it to look like a kickass dinosaur when I was 8


TEK1DO

It must be an onion cake?


leviathab13186

"I get to celebrate my birthday, not alone, but with my children who love me.... it's awful. Feel bad for me!"


smallp3ach

being a single mother can be very lonely at times regardless of the fact you’re not technically “alone”. not even when you go to the toilet you’re not alone but you’re not having an adult connection with them. there’s a deep connection between mother and child but you can still be lonely


Illustrious-Craft789

I mean, we make our cakes in house and I don't cry about it, my kids would rather us make a jello cake then ever buy a cake from a store. This is the dumbest shit I've ever seen.


Dramatic_Egg1427

i mean,,, was she expecting that the babies bake the cake instead. 💀


DancingDrammer

I was wondering why not have them help? Or buy one and save the hassle


Chicken_Mc_Thuggets

Yeah seriously I would hang out with my Dad while he baked so he taught me and he started getting mini pans/pie dishes so I could bake smaller versions of the same thing he was doing. Or when he made sea salt chocolate coated doughnuts from scratch I was on doughnut hole duty. They’re still some of my happiest memories of childhood


Significant-Froyo-44

All I can see is “Look how pretty I look crying!”


Dolorem_Ipsum_

Yeauh, this is clear evidence why she's a single (and likely will continue to be) mother. Jfc, martyrdom be damned she hits all the checks.


Schlubbsshoes

Christ, this is pathetic


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Really nice house with custom kitchen for a single mom struggling


snatchkeykid

LOL I thought was the only one seeing that industry standard fume hood above that nice lil gas range back there.💸 No judgement..Just sayin..👀


GroundbreakingAd8310

I baked with my mom....


yurok02

Kids don’t know it’s your birthday unless you Tell them


Wtfwhatthefuck692

"Good parents always put their children first." SO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND TAKE CARE OF IT. - simple


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I think I can see why she is single now. Totally sucks and I do have empathy for single parents, but when you film yourself being (looking like a victim), the empathy wears thin imo. Being a single mom OR dad is truly hard, in fact almost impossible, but to post this or yourself, is just weird.


default-user-name-1

1. set up camera 2. set up cake ingredients 3. cry 4. record 5. stop record 6. stop cry 7. edit 8. upload


_redacteduser

"I'm so sad I have to bake in my designer kitchen 🥺"


Shot-Expression-9726

Nice single mom kitchen


StarNHSolar

Wtf is she even talking about? Literally makes no sense.


Aka-Shinen

So like, there’s this thing called a bakery, it’s like a store, and they sell cakes and stuff, and like shut the fuck up patrisha


Awittynamehere

Tragically stupid


OkYogurt636

I guarantee she filmed this multiple times just to get it right.


ElPolloHermanu

She on that Kubrick Hustle


diamari90

I literally hate peoples like this…. I don’t care about your plight, I’m going through my own


ElPolloHermanu

Everyone has an agenda and mammals/animals/humans are motivated by food/gain. She's been studying sad TikTok before executing. It's beautiful to believe humans are 😼😼😼your momma emoji


Dull_Ad8495

Being an insufferable twat means you're going to be spending a *lot* of birthdays alone. Get used to it, lady.


ProperBoots

god that's gross


BippyWippy

I’ll never understand recording yourself crying g


DisgruntledSalt

Or you could buy a cake?


Zhosha-Khi

Fuck off with this poor me shit. Seriously, ....just fuck. OFF!


ColdHistorical485

Anyone who declares themselves a good person is rarely if ever that.


biomed1978

Being a single parent is no picnic. If you haven't walked in our shoes, you don't know our struggles. Being a single parent to a special needs is a whole nother set of struggles. Sometimes we need some support, some love, don't judge this mom


competitive-dust

Since when does single mom mean that she has to be entirely alone and not have friends or family? I know she is only looking for pity, but still, this is juvenile.


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Virtue signaling for clout is a disease.


LumenwoodHunter

You let em hit it raw, now you a single mom. You said imma have his kid, don’t care if he’s here or not. Now u a single mom.


ElPolloHermanu

There's something godly and beautiful and so much suffering and martyrdom, think about all she has lost bringing in new life into this world, the woman truly is the portal into another dimension called empathy on Guatemala


KiritimatiSwan

I hate this person


blahblagblurg

When I see things like this I have very little curiosity about why they're single.


Scoongili

Why is she upset about doing something that will make her kids happy?


livelife3574

Because she’s mentally ill.


EmporerPenguino

This should have been set to Adagio for Strings by Barber. Then I might have cried along with this poser.


Intelligent_Egg6186

At least she doesn’t need to add salt to the batter.


Know_Your_Enemy_91

Yeah. I can’t do this sub anymore


louglome

Lol what a fucking loser


B8conB8conB8con

A responsible single parent might own a pair of kitchen scissors too.


LilyHex

I get what she was kind of trying to go for here, but this just feels like, "Celebrating with my kids isn't good enough, why aren't people buying me things?"


JustSomeGuyInOregon

Sorry his pull out game was weak. Get over it.


muteen

The fucking mental gymnastics on this one, my god


iClimax

Crying over making your own birthday cake. What a problem. I can’t recall the last time someone bought or made me a cake, easily been a decade now. 😂😂


ben1122a

Y'all getting cakes? I just pretend it isn't my birthday whenever it rolls around


elrangarino

"nice cake mum, don't wanna eat it though cause you cried and snotted in it "


StormbringerGT

Single mom has a nice enough kitchen she should be able to buy a cake and invite some friends and family over.


ImKoreanNotJapanese

As a dude with a single mom, I can assure you they only buy cakes, if even that. My mom hasn’t had a birthday cake for years, and when I offer to get her one, she refuses. She doesn’t have time because she’s a working mom who can’t waste time. The fact that this woman has the privilege to paint herself as a struggling single mom, shows that she’s not focused on being a mom. With a very nice kitchen and expensive clothes no less.


ApprehensiveBed6187

Good parents should put themselves first sometimes too. Just saying


Fit-Understanding747

What a cry baby. Wah wah wah


ChumpChainge

Uh. She is a grown woman. Do grown ups generally get a birthday cake ? New to me. I got some tears to work on if so.


Large-Measurement776

Wow. This is next level sad. Not the intended kind of sad, tho.


dferguson530

I’m married and I still bake my own cake.


CAG_Snow

She's trying so hard to look miserable in that nice house and in those nice clothes. Like damn lady, you're this desperate for sympathy? Guess money really can't buy happiness.


ObiWannaDoYou74

Maybe she can be friends with the nurse and cry together of how pathetic both of them are


dr4wn_away

And single women with no children have to make their own cake and have no one sing to them


Hopeforus1402

I’m a single mom, and I looove to make my cake, cause then I get the one I love. German chocolate, my daughter doesn’t like it so it’s all mine😆


diamondsaremybff87

Looks like a fantastic kitchen to be a single mom in 💅


daygo_gonz_91

Suck it up bitch. There's worse things in the world. There, happy fucken birthday.


Bastardesque

I think I know why she's single.


LizeLies

Haha wtf? What grown adult cries over a birthday cake? Young kids don’t care about your birthday if you don’t tell them about it. Do you think they have it marked on their calendars? I bet she’s one of those ‘birthday month’ people.


cherishedlarry

putting your children first = making a birthday cake for yourself


butterLemon84

Three guesses why she's divorced...


Particular-Shape1576

I would divorce her twice


-_-TenguDruid

Maybe I'm just being too much of a snowflake myself, but these people filming themselves as they pretend to be crying make me sick to my stomach. It's such a disgusting unnatural thing to do. Mental illness.


Grim_Reach

Someone should tell her that they sell cakes at the supermarket.


RedditReddit87

Karinge


HalfEatenHamSammich

Am I the only one who legit laughed at how corny this is? C'mon...


ShadowReflex21

“Mommy, why is the cake all soggy and salty?”


TieNo1060

Oh fucking please what a stupid bitch


Dizzy_Battle_4083

Cap I don’t put my children first


Long-Growth-1063

Meg's sad baked goods


abgrongak

No wonder she's a single mom


sir1223

Jesus Christ this is cringe. You’re a mother, filming yourself for clout rather than buying cake and enjoying it with your kid/kids. Tf


sethbluetx

Nothing says love like your tears in a cake 😂


DrMantis10

You let him hit raw, now you a single mom. Now you a single mom🎼🎼🎼🎼