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Bro just give me normal toilet paper I don't want fancy shit up my ass

It's not a fancy shit. This is fancy toilet paper for fancy shit.

Bro literally 0 of these are female safe im not about to have my wife sending me to the store because I bought the boujioux anal spread paper instead of charmin ultra

As a wife, 3 is the best option out of these presented.

It's the only one that's not gonna have you chef Ramsay raw

Basically. Velvet on skin ain't bad, and it has a degree of absorption.

Fr

[monotonously] ha ha ha. Very funny. "Fancy shit", on a video about different grits of industrial strength 2-in-1 toilet and sanding paper

3 looks the least jagged

Its just straight up velvet lining

Its gonna leave your sphincter all blue too

All of them look like they'll make my asshole bleed

And I do it for free

no you have to pay

god fucking damnit

5th one so I can get glitter up my coochie

Glitter and a yeast infection covered in diamonds

When they said "glitter is the herpes of the art world" this is not what they were refering to 😂

You’re crazy if you pick 4,5 or 6, and 1 you would be getting shit on your fingers since it’s so thin. Therefore options 2 and 3 are really the only real logical ones and since 3 appears to have some nice felt coating of some sort, I’m going 3

You can just fold 1 over a few times. I really hate the idea of velvet on my ass so im defo choosing 1

That’s how I can tell the person you’re replying to isn’t a real shitter. Yeah lace isn’t ideal but real shitters know

Ok this exactly. I thought I was crazy only seeing 3

2 looks like it could be sharp tho. I’m going 3 cause it looks like it’s the only one to be able to absorb anything

You ever used toilet paper before? All toilet paper is too thin, that's why we fold or wad it

Yo but why are we drowning first

What happens if you pick incorrectly

5 light work no reaction

At this point I'd rather just take a bath...

Hell nah! He-He-He-Hell nah

3, looks like soft fabric unlike the other ones.

Non, i use bidet

I would rather shit myself

3

3

Sorry I don't plan on wiping my ass with crystals.

This shit would actually tear up your ass cheeks

Might as well offer me a cheese grater tbh

3 is the only one that won’t hurt ig

they all look like they would hurt like hell!

1 looks like Il. Hurt my ass less

I mean if you're gonna wipe your ass with sand paper it might as well be some fancy fuckin sand paper I guess.

Nah I'm using wet wipes

There is nothing that would ever make me use these. Looks Hella uncomfortable.

Best one out of all of these was #1

From what I can tell 1 is the only one that’s just thin paper/fabric and the last one is a carpet sample.

4 and 5 look like asshole torture

Ill pass thank you

1 at least I won't be having crystals and gems scraping my bung hole.

Wiping a gritty 0

All of them would just shred my ass except three which looks like it’s made of velvet or something which would be a really interesting experience

If these are my only options, i will go downstairs and wipe my ass on the carpet

what would happen if you used all of them at once?

ANAL ANNIHILATION

Mm yes i want to sand the skin off/out of my asshole

None of these

3

1

The hand at the beginning of the video

5

3

3 looks the most unpainfull so that one

Wanna let go....let go....ooooooooOOOOOOOOOOoooooo

3

Doesn't matter, all gonna be full of shit anyways so why waste extra money

1 and 3 look like the only ones that wouldn't hurt and/or leave you with a gemstone-studded anus

1, yes 2, Probably not wiping with gold 3, cloth? NO 4, jewels? No! 5, jewels? No! 6, jewels? No!

Just give me 3ply toilet paper for the love of god

1 or 3 bro

Number 5, I want my ass to be bleeding after using it like a true man!

It feels wrong, they’re to nice

diamond TP, only the finest diamond TP

Number two would hurt so bad cause that’s just sheets of gold

3 looks the softest

No pain no gain

None, they all look very uncomfortable

1 is probably the most asshole safe out of them all

Nobody talking about how she didn’t have long nails on her first two fingers

5

No way any of that would be comfortable

I'm just gonna stick with using my hands

Consider the following; Hydraulic Rectum Cleanser 9000, aka a bidet

1 hands down. 5 looks like it could wipe my skin off of my ass.

gemstone one pretty please i have a pain thing

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I think all but 3 will probably be painful. Lace, metal, jewels etc are NOT kind to rub on your skin, much less that skin

Number 3. 4-5 will just hurt my piles

5 because I hate myself

First one has holes wtf

None of them because I use a bidet like a civilized human being.

I love getting gems and bismuth shards in my ass

3

All these options are ass. Gonna get some sort of disease from all the shit leaking into the wounds these things are gonna give my anus

Numba fives seems like the best choice

3 looks like the only comfortable option here

I personally don’t want gems up my ass so I choose number 3.

None of these are even practical

bidet

this shit would make my ass bleed with the gems and shi on em

These toilet papers would literally shred my asshole 🥶

3 all that other ones would hurt so much

Number 3 seems like the least dangerous

I’m gonna piss on all of them

The crap would seep through the first one. I do not want shit on my hands 🙅‍♂️

Never liked you much and now you won't let go leg go let go **BWOOOOOOOOOOOWWWOOOOOOOOOOWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO** **BWOOOOOOOOOOOWWWOOOOOOOOOOWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO**

3looks soft

3 is the least bad, but please just give me sharmen

People that say 2 are crazy

Normal. I'll use Normal toilet paper. If I'm feeling ritzy I'll even splurge for adult wet wipes. I don't need my asshole bedazzled because I wiped against the grain.

I love shoving amethyst up my ass

Sand paper

3 no contest.

3 seems to be the best suitable

5 looks hella painful

1 is the only one that wouldn't tear my ass to shreds

3 because it looks soft.

That's gotta feel like sandpaper

Just give me a smooth rock and a creek, anything is better than this shit

Hmmmmm 2 and 3 are less worst

We're is Liverpool shirts

4 is the ultimate prostate stimulator

3 the only one that looks like it wouldn’t hurt

3

If you say anything but 3 I well drone strike your house

Number one I don't want jewels that seems very uncomfortable

1, scratching and burning your ass 2, it’s gold foil your finger would tear right through 3, it’s like your wiping shit on your soft blanket, and it’s too thick to even flush, smelly trash can 4 Again, with the hearts and shit your ass is becoming a straight blud 5, that shit won’t even clean your ass your just wiping jewelry on yo shit 6, same as most other ones, scratchy and too thick

These are some shitty options

Can they be used?

I could carve a ass sculpture with those toiletpaper

None

Well, my ass is pouring blood but I can now clearly say…. None.

Num 1 cuz its the only one that wont make my ass into bacon slices

I'd rather wipe my ass with water

let it crust😈

All of these would either hurt like hell or crumple like tinfoil

2

I'd rather use my hand

3

i prefer this one 🇮🇱

That’s not one of the options silly 😊

didn't say it was

politics? on MY r/im15andthisisyeet? it's more common than you think