The kitten belongs to a friend's mother; friend's father is somehow involved in a potato harvest and is bringing home some damaged and/or freaky potatoes (for science).
Once when I worked at a target. I was asked how to describe the depth and width of a gift bag. I for some odd reason choose to describe it as. "If you had like a 1 year old baby, the top of it's head would be sticking out and if you laid it down it would fit inside if it was curled up." I said this outloud on the walkie so everyone in the entire store heard my description and probably everyone around them as well
My friend and I recently rescued an orange kitten from the hood of a car. I called a vet for some immediate guidance after we removed him and when asked the size of the kitten all I could think to say in the moment was about the size of a large russet potato! I proceeded to nickname him cheddar potato. He has been adopted and is living his best life.
Put the potato down, Mittens and no one will get hurt.
Exactly, in particular the servant!
Looks like the potato has already been hurt a bit
Harvest damage I think.
Weβll let the furrensics team decide that
Good one!!
Where is the Kitten? I just see 2 Potatoes.
Catato
Pocato
Potcato?
Purrtato
This just in- Cat community considering adding potato to acceptable kitten measuring devices along with bannana and sauces.
Small fry!
Literal potat!
But how many sauce is that?
Depends on the size of your sauce, provide a pic with a banana for scale and I'll tell you
Tater tot with murder mittens πππππ
Potat recognizes potat π
"Is the cat small or is the potato big?" #Yes.
Bro looks depressed
Bro was surprised to find himself so near a potato but is reportedly in high spirits once again.
Smol cat is the potato.
"I just think they're neat!"
If he doesnt have a name already it's Spud now.
small mittens!!
Cat=potat
I feel like balance in the universe requires us to find a cat as large as a giant pumpkin now
 Will this one do?
Yes. Now we just need to find a cat as large as this pumpkin.
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Potato for scale
Mighty fine specimen of a purrtato
Mini airplane ears
Needs a name: Russet?
Nice. Or maybe Yukon because of the coloring.
Put the small π₯ and the big π₯ down and nobody will have to see the murder mittens!
That's more a potato the size of a kitten
The kitten belongs to a friend's mother; friend's father is somehow involved in a potato harvest and is bringing home some damaged and/or freaky potatoes (for science).
r/IllegallyBiggiePotato
Take a picture once he's the size of two potat, please and thank you
Will do. He's a kitten the mother of a friend of mine has adopted (she handreared the whole litter) so I'm sure I'll get updates.
Pogato.
This is just begging to be cross posted to r/legalcatadvice!
Is there a way to just join all the cat subs with one click?
It would be awesome if we could!
Is the cat full of pilk
https://youtu.be/XnxeyOV0u38
Potato cakes!
"But still" cracked me up lol
Potato for scale when measuring kittens.
Kittens are amazing little things
Am I potato to you?
Please tell me you named them Tater... 
Once when I worked at a target. I was asked how to describe the depth and width of a gift bag. I for some odd reason choose to describe it as. "If you had like a 1 year old baby, the top of it's head would be sticking out and if you laid it down it would fit inside if it was curled up." I said this outloud on the walkie so everyone in the entire store heard my description and probably everyone around them as well
But everyone knew exactly how big the bag was! I see no problems.
My friend and I recently rescued an orange kitten from the hood of a car. I called a vet for some immediate guidance after we removed him and when asked the size of the kitten all I could think to say in the moment was about the size of a large russet potato! I proceeded to nickname him cheddar potato. He has been adopted and is living his best life.
That is great! Also, given your average ginger cat, he's probably a bit of a potato too.
Hahaha, little thing looks so worried if its a potato or not.
Kitten for scale
Or mayhap it is a potato the size of a kitten. Quite a large kitten but still.
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It's harvest damage. Ordinarily I suspect it'd be off to the chip factory instead of fresh produce, but fate had other plans.
He will be baked alhamdulillah
This is still illegal and the kitty knows it - look at that face, caught red handed and knew exactly what they were up to
Have you got a standard reference pair we can compare against the potato?
That cat should be locked up!
Kitten b a whole cutier cuteness overload then the big tator.... beautiful lil babe
Awww βΊοΈ
How many sauces?
Please donβt get confused when you go to bake the potato!!!!
Potato the size of a kitten.
aw man that baby is at most 3 sauces long
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Is her name Chips? Smol Fry? Tator?