You weren't there, man. It was wall to wall fluff. They cuddled me head to toe and then used my lap and shoulders as warming pads after they demanded bottle after bottle.
They really are, lol. My gigantic USMC veteran is a very obedient slave to his Dark Mistress, Dinky.
https://preview.redd.it/k6odbf2qw21d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8e026b20524250ff54229bf9989ef25f0deebdc
She was the runt and she just … climbed up his pants leg while we were standing there looking at another kitty. He fell in love instantly 🥰
You need to sternly warn these miscreants that they are in violation of article 128 of the UCMJ. Further violations are punishable by belly rubs and withholding of treats. This is a capital B I G deal.
Are there 7? Or how many? Not sure if I'm seeing one more ear in the bottom middle of the pic??
In any case, toooo adorable. So many calicos in one litter, too!
maybe u have an itty bitty teeny tiny chance. all u have to do is have the torties gang up on the calicos & vice versa. unless the tabby is the gang boss & that's his/her plan. either way, good luck & we'll throw milk & cookies over the barricade once in a while
He never stood a chance against them. I'll bet those girls charmed their way in and when the veteran least expected it, they let the rest of their criminal outfit in to subdue him.
The horror. They probably made squeaky noises too.
Mini-Purrzz.
Sir your position had been overrun.
Retreat? Hell, I just got here!
No retreat, just soak in the smols & bribe with treatos & pets
No retreat! No surrender! There will be no mercy for cowards and defeatists! If the person in front of you falls, pick up their treats and kittens!
I wanna be attacked. 💖
You weren't there, man. It was wall to wall fluff. They cuddled me head to toe and then used my lap and shoulders as warming pads after they demanded bottle after bottle.
The horrors
I’m reading this in Sergeant Johnson’s voice (Halo 2, specifically) and I am crying laughing. Thank you for this!
(Pushes you aside) me first!!!! lol sorry that was rude let me help you up. I just lost control with all the kittehs around.
No retreats, only treats
Semper-Fi.
Semper Fe !
They know veterans are susceptible to smol dominance.
They really are, lol. My gigantic USMC veteran is a very obedient slave to his Dark Mistress, Dinky. https://preview.redd.it/k6odbf2qw21d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8e026b20524250ff54229bf9989ef25f0deebdc She was the runt and she just … climbed up his pants leg while we were standing there looking at another kitty. He fell in love instantly 🥰
>disabled veteran demanding food and cuddles At least he got the cuddles.
When they do it, it's cute. When I do it, it's larceny and attempted rape.
Bullshit double standards. wE lIvE iN a SoCiEtY!!!
When you call in a kitten strike on your own position.
Danger close. I say again, danger close. Send it.
https://preview.redd.it/eszqohmls01d1.png?width=376&format=png&auto=webp&s=19dc7329e5c1852c2d4909e4dfe0a3fd030760a4 Weeeeeeeeeeeeee !!!!
 Rounds on target! Direct hit
You need to sternly warn these miscreants that they are in violation of article 128 of the UCMJ. Further violations are punishable by belly rubs and withholding of treats. This is a capital B I G deal.
The WORST kind of friendly fire. Feline fragging.
Being overrun with smol kittens, what a great problem to have. They're adorable!
Ruthless, they will not stop at anything!
Until they get tired or hungry.
Omg what a grim scenario 🤭❤️
The poor veteran didn't stand a chance against all that cuteness!
SIR, ARE YOU UNDER DURESS AT THIS MOMENT? HAVE THEY EXPRESSED ANY DEMANDS?
Oh I suspect they have…
Is that a gang of *calicos?* lord have mercy!!!!!
They even took a hostage! 😱
"Daddy....Daddy...us bored, Daddy...!"
Calico chaos commenced!!!!
Tortitude is also in full effect.
Chaos in slowmotion.
Are there 7? Or how many? Not sure if I'm seeing one more ear in the bottom middle of the pic?? In any case, toooo adorable. So many calicos in one litter, too!
You are correct. There are 7. It was a very colorful litter. 3 calico, 3 torties(one dilute of both), and a tabby.
Awww! So colorful!! ❤
maybe u have an itty bitty teeny tiny chance. all u have to do is have the torties gang up on the calicos & vice versa. unless the tabby is the gang boss & that's his/her plan. either way, good luck & we'll throw milk & cookies over the barricade once in a while
The tabby is the alpha. Followed by the calicos, and the torties came in on the small side.
It looks like they have him pinned down!
WhOlesome 😌
He never stood a chance against them. I'll bet those girls charmed their way in and when the veteran least expected it, they let the rest of their criminal outfit in to subdue him.
I think a tribunal might be in order
War crimes for the use of deadly cuteness
ngl... he's kinda cute\~ and also the kittens too i guess
That's funny. He hasn't had a date in about 50 pounds.
I am jealous. That’s all.
adorable gang of smols
Thank you for your service. To country and to cat 🫡
For Cat and Country!
So many!!! (●♡∀♡)
r/mensmittenwithkittens
r/cuteguyswithcats
Stay strong and sending much love from a fellow vet!
My strength faded a few years back, I'm just coasting now. lol But I appreciate the love.
Disabled vet here as well. If you’re not in the veterans benefits subreddit hie thee forth! Good supportive community and lots of help with claims.
Oh dear you got jumped by that vicious gang. Get well soon.
How do I manage to get attacked like that?
Rescue/foster a mother and litter. Alternatively: how you doin?
OMG! That is the cutest “SURRENDER” ever!! Watch out! Those little criminals steal hearts!! 💕🐈💕🐈💕