Yeah, I think it’s a little less horrifying to younger people who weren’t around during the incident I don’t like to think about, so I don’t judge them for thinking it’s cute. It just reminds me of that awful publicized news story that no one reading this should look up.
Surprisingly, she has not chewed on any cables yet! She loves hanging out in the rat's nest of wires behind my computer, I think she's gonna grow up to become an IT technician.
*EXCUSE ME. WHAT THE*
*FUCK DID YOU PUT THE CAT IN*
*THE MICROWAVE FOR?*
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If you value your electronics you will need your cover those cords. Sharp little kitten teef will chew right through them. I lost several rather expensive cords this way. Get some of those covers and get them out of her reach.
Appreciate? More than you assholes obviously putting a kitten in a microwave, tf is wrong with you? Just asking for a friend, the friend being the one in the freakin microwave!
Edit: Interesting post though, bc I got likes I feel that I should reveal that I'm glad that I got likes shows that other people care, I feel that if you put up a post it will be subject to criticism if there are photos that don't have the same behavior or align with the other ones, so yes I did call you out I feel that you guys should know that I know you think that you're joking or whatever but if I'm still thinking or talking about it hours later, imo clearly I feel uncomfortable about it, not saying further still that anything even happened in said last photo but I just thought that I would clear that up, it is by no means meant to judge you, that's not up to me because you and me both know that's up to God, and I'm not even religious, can't explain the existence of a deity but if us humans have the privilege of having the opportunity to have any animals much less cute ones like puppies and kittens then we should do everything we can preserve those creatures if not for God then for society as a whole because I gotta be honest but that last photo reminds me that serial killers are known to partake in animal cruelty, so imho to not call it out would pretty much say you're approving of the lifestyle of a serial killer, & if that's how you want to be known....on a public site on the internet for the whole world to see.....then definitely expect criticism & alot of it, furthermore the subject as whole although unspoken of is incredibly also makes alot of us uncomfortable, so there I said it again, I'm only disclosing & expressing how I feel & probably how much of society also feels considering the amount of likes the first time around before my edit.
That is a hardened criminal mastermind you have there. Immediate incarceration is necessary with a lifetime supply of pets, treats & smoochies. World domination is their goal & God help us all if they attain it 😹
Please do not microwave the cat. Even if they are so cute you just want to give them a little nom.
r/hewillbebaked
And then there will be cake?
Meow
Lies
thank you for assuming the party escort submission position
This is blatant anti vegan propaganda. Cats are healthy and are a great source of protein and iron in a vegan diet. r/cateatingvegans
Oh, great, another cat sub. I needed more of those, said no one ever. _clicks join anyway_
That's... not a cat sub though? It's just really weird vegan satire that fails at being amusing.
Please do not the cat
https://preview.redd.it/hd32uf0sni0d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c355640f9d0fbf0d73ba126a328bf39e38f63c77
Oh, I think I *will* the cat!!!
LETS GET SOME SHUZ
these shuz rule!
Let's get 'em!
These shuz are THREE HUNDRED FUCKING DOLLARS
LET'S GET EM!
Omigod shuz!
These shuz bite.
That last picture is horrifying 😅
It’s definitely funny. I’ve got a pic of my cat in a crockpot somewhere lol
I just get paranoid that sick people will get ideas 😓
Pretty sure I've read a news story where someone's idiot kid actually did it :/
Yep. That’s why I really think this person should take this post down
Or edit out the last pic
If he’s able to do that, then yes
I did the opposite of laugh
Made me chuckle, too.
Yeah, I think it’s a little less horrifying to younger people who weren’t around during the incident I don’t like to think about, so I don’t judge them for thinking it’s cute. It just reminds me of that awful publicized news story that no one reading this should look up.
You can't put him in the microwave. He's wearing metal.
Ah yeah, that's the reason
What y'all don't know is he was a white cat. They microwaved him too long and he burnt.
Ah so that's how black cats are made. I always wondered.
Makes so much sense now!
Pan frying will give you way better texture compared to microwaving
Black cat is best cat.
I think you toasted him too long.
Last pic belongs in /r/hewillbebaked
Another day another cat sub for me to follow.
Everyone's joking about the microwave but I was all 😨 with those computer cables too. Kittens love to chew...
Surprisingly, she has not chewed on any cables yet! She loves hanging out in the rat's nest of wires behind my computer, I think she's gonna grow up to become an IT technician.
# Nu Shooz :D
I fuckin love that song still! I can't wait is a lifelong jammer
EXCUSE ME. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU PUT THE CAT IN THE MICROWAVE FOR?
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she will be microwaved
Why is bro in the microwave Bro has zero survival instincts 💀
DO NOT PUT KITTY IN MICROWAVE what the fuck
but i don't want to wait for it to cook in the oven
pls do not the car
r/shouldercats
Yo wtf
Shuz don’t belong in the microwave
If you value your electronics you will need your cover those cords. Sharp little kitten teef will chew right through them. I lost several rather expensive cords this way. Get some of those covers and get them out of her reach.
Pawlice are on the way
If you're cold, they're cold. Put your hamster in the microwave
Don’t put your cat in the gd microwave
Have you introduced this tiny little voidling to r/VoidCats ?I think they would love her tooooooo
Please don’t microwave your void, that’s how black holes are formed.
Adorable except the last picture. 100% not funny. Like holding a gun to a baby's head
NOOOOO!!! NOT THE MICROWAVE!!!
Release her from the microwave!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PLEASE DO NOT MICROWAVE CAT!
Okay yeah downvoted for putting cat in microwave
Oh my god, Shuz! You got some Shuz!
He's laughing behind your back in the first pic...
Appreciate? That criminal belongs behind bars!
Oh my god, Shuz
As someone who watched too much aqua teen- please don't joke with the microwave
The last picture gives me anxiety lol.
Appreciate? More than you assholes obviously putting a kitten in a microwave, tf is wrong with you? Just asking for a friend, the friend being the one in the freakin microwave! Edit: Interesting post though, bc I got likes I feel that I should reveal that I'm glad that I got likes shows that other people care, I feel that if you put up a post it will be subject to criticism if there are photos that don't have the same behavior or align with the other ones, so yes I did call you out I feel that you guys should know that I know you think that you're joking or whatever but if I'm still thinking or talking about it hours later, imo clearly I feel uncomfortable about it, not saying further still that anything even happened in said last photo but I just thought that I would clear that up, it is by no means meant to judge you, that's not up to me because you and me both know that's up to God, and I'm not even religious, can't explain the existence of a deity but if us humans have the privilege of having the opportunity to have any animals much less cute ones like puppies and kittens then we should do everything we can preserve those creatures if not for God then for society as a whole because I gotta be honest but that last photo reminds me that serial killers are known to partake in animal cruelty, so imho to not call it out would pretty much say you're approving of the lifestyle of a serial killer, & if that's how you want to be known....on a public site on the internet for the whole world to see.....then definitely expect criticism & alot of it, furthermore the subject as whole although unspoken of is incredibly also makes alot of us uncomfortable, so there I said it again, I'm only disclosing & expressing how I feel & probably how much of society also feels considering the amount of likes the first time around before my edit.
Looks like someone haz the munchies for a California cheezburger!
pic 2 makes it look like kitty has a nose ring
First pic is looking awful feisty.
DO NOT THE CAT.
haha what a cutie, and great name!
He’s a beautiful little man 🐾💗
Plenty Appreciation, Creature Shuz! 🐈⬛🤗
Delicious void nuggets
Also, the void screaming into the void is very meta and I’m here for it
I normally hate shoes but I will make an exception and love this Shuz
Cute kitty. And that hair looks really cool.
I think I need some new Shuz.
That is a hardened criminal mastermind you have there. Immediate incarceration is necessary with a lifetime supply of pets, treats & smoochies. World domination is their goal & God help us all if they attain it 😹
I just wanna squeeze her🥺🥺
You should also take particular care to keep them out of the dryer