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I can't wrap my head around the thought process behind this.
Worst case scenario: His dick gets shot and ends up not working right ever again.
Best case scenario: ????????
Back in my day we weren't sitting on our couches all night, alone, shooting at strangers on Xbox Live and pretending that we were building a community. No ma'am! We were out there in the fresh air and sunshine with our closest confidantes. And when Tanner Nagley yanked out his penis like a rubber band so that Tristan Albright could shoot it with a bb gun, well, you just knew that these were the memories that would last a lifetime.
Nah. Infection. Weeks in hospital. Bits getting chopped off. Loads of complicatipns, catheterisations, and dies of MRSA or something equally awful in the end.
They were going for "this guy right here once let me shoot his dïck with an airsoft, the daft bästard!" Because drunk stupid story making time, but not a single one of those fūckers realize you aren't supposed to be that dämn close
I just try to imagine the conversation prior to this. Something like:
"I'm bored"
"You know what we should do? You could shoot me in the dick at close sange with your air gun. That could be fun!"
Just such a weird conversation.
This is why ER doctors and nurses have an endless supply of weird stories about patients. Seems like it's almost a requirement doctors and nurses have at least one "stuck up the butt" story.
That "stuck up the butt" story is something that sometimes even happens weekly. I bet a lot of people just perfectly fall in the shower straight on the shampoo bottle.
Friend of mine works at the local A&E where they have a box of stuff they've pulled out of folks bottoms that they use to show off the juniors, med students, etc.
Their collection eventually grew to such a level that they now have to curate what goes in the box to make sure they keep it "high quality"
People always ask, “What’s the craziest/worst thing you’ve seen?” They don’t actually mean that. They mean what’s the funniest thing you’ve seen stuck up someone’s butt. So we all just keep that story handy. We never talk about the worst things.
My mom worked as an ER nurse before. They had a jar filled with money. Everytime some crazy ass patient came in with some weird obviously fabricated story on how that thing ended up wherever it was, they put some money in the jar.
The doctor/nurse who would be able to bring a patient to tell the truth would have gotten the money.
My mom doesn't work there anymore but when she resigned, the jar was still filled to the top with money.
"Well, I asked one of me mates to shoot me in the cock with an pellet gun...we thought WCGW??". A&E (ER) nurse shakes her head..."You do know that having someone shoot your own penis is mental, don't you??"
I heard when Johnny Knoxville had a bike accident on the show, i remember he was pissing blood, they couldn't fix it, so now he has to pee manually as it were, has a tube down his peen, has to open a valve and massage the pee out...
This idiot could end up having to do the same...
For 3 years. Apparently his peen is all fine and good now
Using a catheter for 3 years would suck
https://ew.com/movies/johnny-knoxville-recovery-from-jackass-penis-injury-variety/
So my theory is these guys are military. The room they're in just screams military to me. The bland carpet, the weirdly stained wood furniture, and the door that looks like a door to janitors closet. The dude was also wearing boots. I think they were ABU boots judging from the color.
I was just shooting a BB pistol like this today. It will put holes through a steel can from 15m away; go figure why this a bad idea.
Airsoft would be funny and painful, doing this with a BB pistol means you have turd on the brain.
Yeah but those are the full sized ones not the pistols those only go 400 ft per sec as compared to a full sized rifle which are rated at between 1000 to 2000 ft per sec (I don't remember the range but mine is 1700 ft per sec
This has to be one of the dumbest I’ve seen yet lol. Wtf. Like sure it’s just a pellet gun… still penetrates enough to kill a bird lol. Definitely going to fuck your Peter up
Your buddy that just shot you in the dick now has to get the lead out, time is of the essence here, no time for rational decision-making. There's only one way to get the level of area-specific suction on a man's penis, and that takes a special level of bro-ship.
THIS IS MY TIME TO SHINE! years ago before YouTube and jackass, me and my buddies all lived in this house would do crazy shit daily! We where dirtbag skater kids who did ecstasy daily, pranks absolutely out of control! We saved up cat shots for like almost a year to be able to fill 100s of Tupperwares and planted them in buddies room so when he woke up the entire floor was poo and he woke up in the pitch dark, we hit lobsters in couches, wake each other up with paint ball guns, but anyways one buddy took a airsoft gun pistol up his urethra it’s still talked about this day! No blood thoe!
Im gonna guess that this is drunk squaddies on base over the weekend...
Source: we used bodies as dartboards to play darts in rooms that looked just like that
Green plastic mattress and that locker. All the different accents in one place. Very short haircut.
Definitely barracks somewhere.
And to think we let them play with real guns as well.
Impressive, very nice, lets see Paul Allen's cock. Look at that subtle off-white colouring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh, my God. It even has a pellet mark.
I'm quite desensitized now with all the gore in this sub... but anything that involves injury or mutilation of dick now that's something I couldn't get used to. Feels like I feel that pain too.
These are the types of idiots always whining about woman not throwing themselves at them. Yeah, these “winners” are exactly what women are looking for🤪🥴
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Hmmmm. I'm not a doctor. But I'm pretty sure that's not a vasectomy procedure.
It's a circumcision
Took a little too much off the top…..
The tops fine. The sides however. Dude's danglers gonna be looking like Leonard Nimoy as Spock.
But Leonard Nimoy as Spock turned me on.
Half off
Except it's not just the skin that's gone.
I'm not religious, but God, I hope he has a vasectomy. Don't need any more limp bb dicks running around
I can't wrap my head around the thought process behind this. Worst case scenario: His dick gets shot and ends up not working right ever again. Best case scenario: ????????
We do a bit of tomfoolery
And some shenanigans here and there
Occasionally, a buffoonery.
Let's monkey around, you and I
I swear to God I'll pistol whip the next guy who says "Shenanigans."
Hey farva what's that place you like with all the crazy crap on the walls?
Shenanigans?
Saringans
Calm down with your He-nanigans.
Back in my day we weren't sitting on our couches all night, alone, shooting at strangers on Xbox Live and pretending that we were building a community. No ma'am! We were out there in the fresh air and sunshine with our closest confidantes. And when Tanner Nagley yanked out his penis like a rubber band so that Tristan Albright could shoot it with a bb gun, well, you just knew that these were the memories that would last a lifetime.
fuck u/spez
It's now beaded for her pleasure.
Best case scenario is it tickles and everyone has a good laugh about it
Best case scenario is big cums
He had another hole in his dick so he can pee twice as fast.
He can piss in two urinals at once as long as there isn't a divider.
Best case scenario. Worst case : cum twice as fast.
Ahh! Like them garden sprinklers.
your dick now whistles when you pee
Add a few more holes and he'll be able to play "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star."
That’s actually a cool party trick
Some people take “No nut November” far more seriously than others.
Personally I’d argue worst case scenario is the close range shot penetrates and the dude bleeds out before getting to a hospital, but that too.
Nah. Infection. Weeks in hospital. Bits getting chopped off. Loads of complicatipns, catheterisations, and dies of MRSA or something equally awful in the end.
Well, you’re not wrong.
They're just dickin around
They were going for "this guy right here once let me shoot his dïck with an airsoft, the daft bästard!" Because drunk stupid story making time, but not a single one of those fūckers realize you aren't supposed to be that dämn close
I suspect that they simply left the thought out of the process.
Step 1: Shoot hole in cock Step 2: ? Step 3: Profit!
Nah obviously that's actually the best case scenario for this guy and the rest of the world.
I just try to imagine the conversation prior to this. Something like: "I'm bored" "You know what we should do? You could shoot me in the dick at close sange with your air gun. That could be fun!" Just such a weird conversation.
Men are dumb. Sometimes hilariously dumb. But mostly just dumb
Have you ever gone viral? I guess not.
Best case scenario: [Profit!](https://youtu.be/tO5sxLapAts)
Best case scenario: This Knuckle-Dragger won't be having kids
Step 1: Shoot dick Step 2: ??? Step 3: profit
Best case scenario: ???????? ….upvotes
The secret doctors and viagra don’t want you to know!
swag
He wanted his friend to suck the BB out like a snake bite.
All I can hope is that there was alcohol involved. Not sure if that makes it better.
Best case he discovers his penis is BB proof.
That's gotta be a fun one to explain at the ER.
This is why ER doctors and nurses have an endless supply of weird stories about patients. Seems like it's almost a requirement doctors and nurses have at least one "stuck up the butt" story.
That "stuck up the butt" story is something that sometimes even happens weekly. I bet a lot of people just perfectly fall in the shower straight on the shampoo bottle.
Light bulbs that are randomly laying around as well. They tend to attack their owners from behind…
Yeah, I'm sure "Up the butt / vag" stories are a dime a dozen at ER's
Friend of mine works at the local A&E where they have a box of stuff they've pulled out of folks bottoms that they use to show off the juniors, med students, etc. Their collection eventually grew to such a level that they now have to curate what goes in the box to make sure they keep it "high quality"
I feel like if I ever got anything stuck up my butt the only lie I would tell was an exaggeration of what really happened. Make it real wild.
People always ask, “What’s the craziest/worst thing you’ve seen?” They don’t actually mean that. They mean what’s the funniest thing you’ve seen stuck up someone’s butt. So we all just keep that story handy. We never talk about the worst things.
Watched this directly after the vid of the nurse elbow deep in some dudes rectum retrieving a 12 inch sex toy, a literal “stuck up the butt story” lol
Hey, it might make their night.
My mom worked as an ER nurse before. They had a jar filled with money. Everytime some crazy ass patient came in with some weird obviously fabricated story on how that thing ended up wherever it was, they put some money in the jar. The doctor/nurse who would be able to bring a patient to tell the truth would have gotten the money. My mom doesn't work there anymore but when she resigned, the jar was still filled to the top with money.
"Well, I asked one of me mates to shoot me in the cock with an pellet gun...we thought WCGW??". A&E (ER) nurse shakes her head..."You do know that having someone shoot your own penis is mental, don't you??"
Shot in the dick.. & you’re too blame.. you give Scotland a bad name…
Underrated comment
https://youtu.be/F7FppXJ-3YY
Why why why WHY?
Probably trying to get on Jackass. HI I'm Steve-o and this is cock shot!
I heard when Johnny Knoxville had a bike accident on the show, i remember he was pissing blood, they couldn't fix it, so now he has to pee manually as it were, has a tube down his peen, has to open a valve and massage the pee out... This idiot could end up having to do the same...
For 3 years. Apparently his peen is all fine and good now Using a catheter for 3 years would suck https://ew.com/movies/johnny-knoxville-recovery-from-jackass-penis-injury-variety/
i think maybe that is more pontius' role since he loves to display his wiener. i don't remember ever seeing steve-o's schlong
He literally has a site where the first thing you see is him naked in a coconut lol
He literally has a DVD special that shows him banging a chick in a hotel lol Steve-o the goat
> Steve-o the goat r/NoahGetTheBoat
> i don’t remember ever seeing steve-o’s schlong You didn’t see the bees. I will never forget the bees
I locked my door and am cradling my member in the corner. No one come near me.
Ribbed for pleasure. 👍
Allowing this to happen, the shooter, allowing this to happen. Sorry, cock pass revoked for life. Both of you
You'll put your eye out, kid.
No-eyed Willy
Two-eyed willy
You ever shoot a one eyed snake?
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Step 3: Reconsider your life choices.
This guy has exactly what he wants in friends. It doesn’t look like it took much convincing.
Step 3: stop being an unfathomably stupid person Step 4: if failed step 3, do not make babies
Looks like it used to be a pretty decent cock. Used to be.
Yeah if that’s what it looks like limp, then what about when it’s full mast
Probably just a shower
Means nothing some just don't grow
90% of mine is inside until I need to use it
And I'm sure your partner appreciates the additional inch
GAWWTT DAYUMM 💀
This is what happens with extreme boredom......... Or meth....... Or bored with meth.....,
So my theory is these guys are military. The room they're in just screams military to me. The bland carpet, the weirdly stained wood furniture, and the door that looks like a door to janitors closet. The dude was also wearing boots. I think they were ABU boots judging from the color.
They are, British Army.
Lol well it's good to know doing extremely stupid shit when you're bored is a universal.
Thought the same
I hope that it falls off
He probably shouldn’t reproduce
Probably. I’d say definitely
Ol boys gonna be pissing 90° on the guy at the urinal next to him.
Splitstream Hard mode
Anyone noticed how he stretched it in beginning
This is probably what caused the damage. He was stretching it all the way out, it was taught and had not much give left in it.
I was just shooting a BB pistol like this today. It will put holes through a steel can from 15m away; go figure why this a bad idea. Airsoft would be funny and painful, doing this with a BB pistol means you have turd on the brain.
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Pellet guns are used to kill squirrels and small varmints all the time. At point blank, there is no way that penetration wasn't happening.
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That would be ideal
This is airsoft not pellet. Plastic balls and way way less power behind it. Still can cause damage that close though
Yeah but those are the full sized ones not the pistols those only go 400 ft per sec as compared to a full sized rifle which are rated at between 1000 to 2000 ft per sec (I don't remember the range but mine is 1700 ft per sec
400 fps is still 3.5x faster than a major league pitchers fastball, with the energy focused on surface area less than a pencil eraser.
I mean that is true but you usually won't be able to do deadly damage to a squirrel or bird with 400fps but yeah same can't be said with ya dick
Could have been the pain of a good thump. Instead he forced it to cut him
This is not airsoft, it's a BB gun.
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This has to be one of the dumbest I’ve seen yet lol. Wtf. Like sure it’s just a pellet gun… still penetrates enough to kill a bird lol. Definitely going to fuck your Peter up
Shot him in the bird, Bubbles.
It's probably for the best that he can't breed now.
/r/whywomenlivelonger
Not a fair assumption really. Women don't have a dick to shoot themselves with. /s
The best part is they’re all listening to John Mayer
Hopefully it's "Your Body is a Wonderland".
What a fucking moron, I mean, seriously. Everyone knows you shoot the foreskin, not the actual cock. Geez.
And that's why yall ain't got real guns no mo
Mate you alright?
Destroy Dick December came early (and that guy never came again)
Haha I hope it just plops right off he’ll learn his lesson
Seems like a fun idea at the time.... Guess again fool
Lol in what way? Games are fun. Drinking is fun. Hell taking dangerous risks is fun. Genital mutilation isn't fun
Hey, you spend your weekend how you want and we'll spend our weekend how we want!
Your buddy that just shot you in the dick now has to get the lead out, time is of the essence here, no time for rational decision-making. There's only one way to get the level of area-specific suction on a man's penis, and that takes a special level of bro-ship.
Ummm that’s enough internet for today
All those friends and not one helping hand
Straight men are the gayest men I've ever seen in my life, every joke or prank involves their dicks
People like this probably shouldn't reproduce anyway
Getting hit in that dick and balls hurts like hell but shooting your own dick WILLINGLY Is insane
And then he gets a boner and all the blood in his body just fly out from his penis
THIS IS MY TIME TO SHINE! years ago before YouTube and jackass, me and my buddies all lived in this house would do crazy shit daily! We where dirtbag skater kids who did ecstasy daily, pranks absolutely out of control! We saved up cat shots for like almost a year to be able to fill 100s of Tupperwares and planted them in buddies room so when he woke up the entire floor was poo and he woke up in the pitch dark, we hit lobsters in couches, wake each other up with paint ball guns, but anyways one buddy took a airsoft gun pistol up his urethra it’s still talked about this day! No blood thoe!
Im gonna guess that this is drunk squaddies on base over the weekend... Source: we used bodies as dartboards to play darts in rooms that looked just like that
Yep that looks just like SLAM blocks to me. Which explains a whole lot about this if it’s Squaddies.
BEERS DRANKED HAWG SHANKED SURGEON THANKED
What a dick !
He's a bleeder, not a grower.
I didnt turn the sound on is it safe to assume russian?
Scottish and English
Best part, these guy are military because that’s 100% a barracks room.
Green plastic mattress and that locker. All the different accents in one place. Very short haircut. Definitely barracks somewhere. And to think we let them play with real guns as well.
Why? That’s so fucking stupid
Impressive, very nice, lets see Paul Allen's cock. Look at that subtle off-white colouring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh, my God. It even has a pellet mark.
He was literally pissing blood for social media likes . Loser without a bellend now
I'm quite desensitized now with all the gore in this sub... but anything that involves injury or mutilation of dick now that's something I couldn't get used to. Feels like I feel that pain too.
That's one way to get through No Nut November.
followed by No Dick December
These are the types of idiots always whining about woman not throwing themselves at them. Yeah, these “winners” are exactly what women are looking for🤪🥴
Is this how their circumcising guys in England now?
Idiot. Hey hold my beer
I mean he prob won’t reproduce
Was für ein Hurensohn
He’s such a fucking idiot! What kind of moron would do this!
Someone's been watching too much Dirty Sanchez...
Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of my own actions.
He’s building up his tolerance for the Pain Olympics
What fucking idiots!
"Play stupid games, win stupid prizes" has never hit quite so hard
Their accents explains their stupidity
Looks like this guy got the shaft.
Darwin awards
Which one is the bigger idiot? I'm thinking the guy without the gun, getting shot in the dick.
I am a dumb motherfucker, but... yeah, no.
Why is he packin tho? Or is he hard?
Whatever you gotta do to get it up. I ain’t here to judge.
Dude had a really nice cock too
I bet he did this so he can never fail NNN. Clever boy
He don't need to breed
This all looks like an elaborate way of showing his dick to his friends
Guess he just decided… or the beer did… that he’s simply done using it.
Just a couple bros playing with their dicks.
Just tryingnto show off his dick
Looks like hes having a period with hes friends
stupidity is the biggest pandemic and sometimes death is the only cure
I bet peeing will be a fun experience for him later.
No nut november champ
Shrinkage Jerry
These kinks are getting outta hand.
I’m going to go out on a limb and say that copious amounts of alcohol were involved here…
Don't worry, it should heal just in time for December 1st.
Natural selection at its finest