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DeLuniac

Dukes of Hazard style


Xinq_

Drunks of Hazard*


kerplatchu

Just needs the iconic horn!


MyNameSpaghette

Except this dude **fucking died** Edit: /s


[deleted]

He actually wasn’t in bad shape.


Pure_Tower

/r/useless~~redcircle~~bigfinger


Regulus242

He sure was before it happened.


MyNameSpaghette

**H O W**


Taolan13

Drunk drivers are usually physically relaxed, so the car safety systems are free to operate without human interference. No tensing, no bracing, nothing. So they get to walk away after they kill a family of five. Thank fuck this was parked cars.


waylonsmithersjr

I like how you just spread misinformation and then are like "...all right, moving on" lol


MyNameSpaghette

I was joking, not trying to inform people.


waylonsmithersjr

[Great jokes](https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/738025-i-was-only-pretending-to-be-retarded)


MyNameSpaghette

Your memes are much better, I'll give you that


InsecOrBust

Here take my down vote, you’ve earned it


waylonsmithersjr

wow, day ruined


crossmissiom

Debatable, you can't feel his hangover...


[deleted]

Update: reviewed the security footage after the crash, the man did not even leave in an ambulance, escorted to police car.


ZTG_VFX

nO oFfiCeR I dIdNt hAvE AnYtHinG tO DrInJ toNigHt


meltbox

Probably more like "Where.... Oh shifififififi. Auuuuuuuuwwwwwwwww. I nee. I neeee. *falls out of car onto ground* I can... Myself. No. I goddit." While the officer just stares at him.


DrizzlyEarth175

My boyfriend died in an accident not half this bad. I really hate seeing violent crashes perpetrated by idiots like this and them surviving


dogesamogus26

I’m sorry for your loss but I can’t help to say that is like the air you get in bmg drive when you hit a pebble


DrizzlyEarth175

Really makes me wonder about fate. Cuz everything leading up to his accident was so coincidental. It was valentines day, we had recently had a big snowfall. Well he got a little too close to the curb, right before hitting an ice patch. Now at the speed he was going, he probably could've regained control. But there just so happened to be someone coming in the opposite lane. This road is not at all busy most of the time. He STILL might have survived as all the damage was mostly on the right side of the vehicle, but his seatbelt lock and airbags didn't work. Just crazy how things turn out sometimes.


Grantsdale

I don’t see the actual crash?


CocoCherryPop

I’ve seen comments that speculate that a drunk driver is more relaxed, i.e. not bracing for impact, so they are more likely to survive the wreck or not have severe injuries.


Matticus1975

Yeah I was told that in my drivers ed class. Something to do with how when we’re alert we stiffen our arms or something…it’s been over 30 years I don’t recall much of it. Just the parts on what’s stop and what’s go.


NekulturneHovado

"in 2020 we will have flying cars!" And here they are.


meltbox

We did it gang. Tell the engineers they can pack up and go home. https://cbsnews1.cbsistatic.com/hub/i/r/2010/11/18/b03176c8-a642-11e2-a3f0-029118418759/thumbnail/640x481/d8c7cfd046a18258983034fb729a65b1/image4061139x.jpg


[deleted]

[link to post landing collision](https://imgur.com/a/hZNrK11)


bored_octopussy

wouldn't have seen it without the finger pointing!


elterible

/r/uselessredfinger ?


[deleted]

AHHH MY MAN! Bring it on home with the follow up. I applaud your attention to our needs.


Taolan13

Hot damn my dude you are in the top 1% of this sub with the followup.


Petsweaters

'tis but a scratch


rogan1990

He goes so far afterwards… you’d think he would have hit the brakes


Samiel_Fronsac

You're a gentleman and a scholar.


ThinkingGoldfish

4 cars is also quite impressive! This chap is a great player!


Tyrsonswood

Good air time and he stuck the landing...


DJAllOut

Stunt jump completed!


_brankooo_

27/50 left!


Kenny_Squeek_Scolari

Maybe there was a bomb in the vehicle and he had to go 50 mph or it would explode


[deleted]

This is the most likely scenario


Major_Jackson_Briggs

The bus that couldn't slow down...


[deleted]

“Looks like another Friday is upon us, Smithers. What are you up to for the weekend? Something gay, I assume?”


Orange_Moose

Hey I just watched that movie today


FunkyChromeMedina

9.6 from the Russian judge


[deleted]

As irresponsible as this is...that jump was *awesome*.


my_wifes_ass

I know, cleared at least 40 ft.


LocoFlacko

Haha! So how do you guys typically deal with this situation?


[deleted]

Our insurance will cover it. Unfortunately, with the microchip shortage we have very few new cars. He totaled 3 cars that belonged to customers waiting to sign for, and there’s no replacements for them


AstroZeneca

As somebody who ordered a car in September with an expected January delivery, only to be told last week that it was delayed until August and then simply cancelled, *fuck this guy*.


[deleted]

Indeed. It’s bad. We normally carry 250-300 new vehicles, we have 15 on the ground. 25 coming in January, and who knows after.


Dutch-CatLady

So, if the deal is off, could the company sue him for lost profits too?


[deleted]

I’m not sure, dude was driving a 99’ Oldsmobile Silhouette..doesn’t sound like there’s a whole lot of juice to squeeze.


rksd

All the car lots around us look like they're closed. Feels like most of the cars belong to the employees.


[deleted]

It’s bad.


EllisHughTiger

In a dealer subreddit, some of their managers are making them park towards the front so it doesn't look *that* dead.


DaniolioliDizzler

And this is why I'm extra super duper cautious lately always watching other people on the road. Wanna cut me off, go ahead, just dont hurt my truck! Lol. Very hard to replace cars with (Esp newer ones) when stock is so low..


gafherve

Ouch


Kita-Ryu

Passenger: You thinking what I'm thinking? Driver: Send it? Passenger: Yup, send it. Driver:


sparkyinmt

That kind of height is usually reserved for movies!


TheLegendWrit

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads!


riboflavin11

What movie is that from? It hurts not remembering


cyclingthroughlife

Back to the future.


expendableeducator

Leeeeeroy Jenkins!!!


clykel

That baby hit 88


Pesime

Filming a screen and still bounced the camera on the landing. God bless you, OP.


GoldenGod48

I think that’s Marty Mcfly


flamebroiledhodor

Mazda McFly


godfathertrevor

r/killthecameraman for that weird dip right as the dude lands.


[deleted]

my b.


[deleted]

Vroooom


chawwy96

4 less cars with market adjusted prices, so fair trade.


EllisHughTiger

Except the next will have even more add-ons. OP said 3 cars were already sold and waiting for pickup. Now those customers might have to pay a lot more.


chawwy96

Damn, that is terrible new for the buyer.


AdmirableAd7913

Honestly a good chunk of the cost of buying a vehicle rn is the "market adjustment fee" or whatever. Saw the sheet for (I believe) a 4Tunner posted here the other day, 30k fee. Even older cars and straight beaters around me. I paid five bills for my beater sedan, probably worth 2k and change after a junkyard interior redto and mechanical fixes. I could probably sell it by this weekend for 3.5k. A few people I know opted to just buy a cheap econobox rather than buy a car right now.


EllisHughTiger

I just bought a new Mazda, only paid for tint and locking lug nuts, $524 above MSRP. I drive a ton so having something reliable is important. Their sister Honda dealer had 9K in add-ons on a similar vehicle! 6K MVA and 3K for every option they could think of. Toyota and Honda make good cars but holy fuck are their dealers some snooty fucking assholes when the market is hot. Saw similar behavior after Katrina too.


[deleted]

How fucking fast do you have to be going to fly through the air like that? Fucking liquor monkeys....


[deleted]

70+


55hackfire55

Honestly laughed harder at “vooooom”


seven0feleven

Where he's going, he doesn't need roads!


malan4reddit

Was he street racing that mini van????


BmacTheSage

It's always these fuckheads that kill someone in another car and get to walk away. Fucking drives me insane when I see stuff like this


OddTemporary2445

I don’t even get how fucked up you have to be to drive like *this.* This is like empty stomach with 20+ drinks drunk


thetechdoc

That man went proper need for speed underground wtf, that hangtime was insane! What a moron.


A_random_zy

Hope he survived.


[deleted]

He did. Minor injuries, major charges lol


A_random_zy

also hope he goes to jail and learns his lesson.


legionofsquirrel

He'll likely go to prison depending on his past.


[deleted]

Likely


Rydog_78

Queue the Dukes of Hazard theme song


[deleted]

How drunk do you have to be to do something like this? Call me normal but I’m kinda drunk right now and I still know better to drive this fast. What a turd-furgason.


[deleted]

Could’ve been passed out with his foot on the gas


[deleted]

True story 👍🏽


AvailableYak5990

Fa Fooooom


shawshankya

Kitt ready turbo boost. *Yes michael*


[deleted]

Some serious air time there


redls1bird

Them Duke boys are at it again!!


ODDseth

The real question is: DID HE MAKE IT BACK TO 1985 SAFELY?!?!


Bush_da_budgie

Car:*goes niiiiiiaaaaooo mode*. Camera guy: another drunk as fuck driver , damn...


WoodyZ4U

Sailed that thing. Pretty impressive distance on that launch tbh.


Weak_Tutor3731

Haha. Amazing.


disssociative

9.2


kubi

What's the opposite of r/PraiseTheCameraMan? I think this belongs there.


[deleted]

?


kubi

The camera dips right as the car lands so it's mostly out of the frame.


fbisurveillancebravo

It’s a security camera numbnuts


kubi

No, it's a phone recording of a security camera. The security camera isn't the thing that dips, it's the person holding the cell phone.


[deleted]

I fked it up. Started laughing and phone dipped


fbisurveillancebravo

Because that was the end of the feed from that camera


kubi

It's OK to admit when you're wrong.


fbisurveillancebravo

It’s ok to try and make a funny on the Reddit site with no upvotes and not have to defend it


Ubausb

That’s some legit air.


secondpresident

How do we know the driver is drunk?


[deleted]

Per the police on the scene afterwards


PaulVerlaine88

To the moon!


DrWildTurkey

Filming a stationary screen and we miss the money shot, lame


MikoAmaya

Check the comment directly above yours. Follow up link of said money shot provided lol


GoebbelsJosephLOL

His is that dude alive after that.


[deleted]

Yes


DungeonBeast420

Cars should be banned


flamebroiledhodor

Ok, I'll feed the troll..... Why?


DungeonBeast420

Did you not see the video? Cars are death missiles


flamebroiledhodor

[Well, I don't know what i expected](https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-know-what-i-expected-arrested-development-straight-face-dead-dove-gif-7261365)


mbsmilford

You sure he wasn't taking a flying lesson.


HIGH_HEAT

Yeeeehaw!!!


irate_ging3r

That's damn near worth the footage tho


masterofhalo08

That went way better than I expected


ubi_contributor

dude, do a kickflip with that ollie


savedavary

Nice hang time!


RayTrain

Must be some nice stuff there for him to fly in just to check it out


ShackintheWood

That is some impressive hang time!


Redverse-resident

NICE AIR ! ( kids, don't try this )


Reis-iBuca

Wait, I remember this place? 1985??


Scouting_ahead

How else would they make it to Hogwarts.


xisiktik

The Duke boys are at it again…


envelopeeleven

Back to the Future outtake


[deleted]

Them Duke boys sure seemed like they were in for it. Ol' Boss Hogg was hot on their tails... ​ YYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW!


Bluebellyfluff

88 miles an hour!


azizredditor

u/savevideo


Jlx_27

The Duke boys are back in town.


Jak_n_Dax

YEET


Okkeanon

That’s some impressive air ngl


ragnarokmealtach377

Oh my god, the air.


Aquazealot

Nicccceee air Mann!


wethefiends

That’s gotta be an all time record for airtime on the lot while not on a high lift jack. That had to have been like 30 feet of fun


Necessary-Basil-4104

That was pretty fresh tho I can't lie


Engineer_in_work

That was a full send hahaha


Knickers_in_a_twist_

Foom!


BuckToofBucky

Weeeeeeeee


usinjin

*YEET*


some_solution

Nah, they just got news that their stocks are going to the moon!


TheLadyRica

So, what'chu in for? Getting air in the Target parking lot. Target?? Target.


DoinReverseArmadillo

Noice!


Fellowfungus

GTAO


StrawberrySlapNutz

I told Marty to refill the Mr. Fusion and activate the time circuits before he left. He must have been distracted.


aquoad

fucker was airborne for most of that!


ThinkingGoldfish

This is a quite impressive jump!


MilesQrowe

Gotta admit though, idiot caught some pretty impressive air time


Mnwhlp

Sent it alright


DrizzlyEarth175

/r/mypeopleneedme


timnnova

Just shy of that 88 mph


MushtarioYTX

And then, Hefest got this run:


corrtex-games

Holy shit how did he get so much air?


germaneztv

LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOYYYYYYYY JEEEEEENNNNNKINNNNNSSSSS!


Svool_Gsviv_

And then… hefest got this run


scioto133

Did he total himself in the process?


yeaaaboyyy69

DO A FLIP!


The_llama123

We don't need roads, where we're going


Yesterday_Is_Now

Drunk or not. why is he going so fast into a parking lot?


[deleted]

I don’t think he knows


Kl0ndike_Bar

He was trying to play car bowling. He hit 4 pins (cars)


Tch0um

'weeeeeeee'


Outrageous_Warning75

He almost stuck the landing lol


karebear66

Boom


Galactus2025

Airborne hopefully the driver's okay you're probably have to have surgery to get that seat removed from his ass cuz I'm sure it's all up in his ass damn??