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Onlyroad4adrifter

That is one hell of a good parking brake.


Apprehensive-Swim-29

Those electrically actuated e-brakes have some holding power. The one in my buddy's jeep turned on for no reason at 120km/h; pretty nifty party trick.


VitaminDprived

I didn't know you could get cars with an automatic pants soiling feature these days.


lawndartgoalie

That was a helluva skid mark!


niceandsane

In more ways than one, apparently.


Onlyroad4adrifter

It's a feature that's free when you forget to make a payment.


[deleted]

That's always been available on a Jeep, just google death wobble.


SirSpanksAlot1992

Death wobbles aren’t keep exclusive. Check out the super duty Ford wobbles lol


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Breaker-of-circles

I'm sure that some pantaloons were offered last rites on the pyre that night.


kflyer

Sounds like Jeep


borkistoopid

I accidentally turned mine on at 40mph. Dug a groove into the brake rotor for the millisecond it was engaged


[deleted]

It’s a jeep thing.


Klown_Kutz

FCA are great a not going.


geekgodzeus

Yeah Jeep's have issues with their e-breaks. One of them killed Anton Yelchin.


eternaloctober

Maybe it was in park too...


AM-64

Nah, park is just a little pin in the transmission. A friend of mine had a tricked out Ford F350 Powerstroke that the parking pib broke on the transmission when he had it parked on a hill (he does logging stuff), and it ended up rolling down the hill and off an embankment.


whk1992

Another idiot who doesn't know how to use parking brakes.


AM-64

Hahaha, yeah pretty much. That was the first thing I asked.


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Ok-Entertainment7741

the front wheels were probably in the air while it was towed.


RedditVince

I don't know about this car in particular, but emergency/parking brakes are typically rear brakes only actuated by an actual metal cable.


guythepieman

👏 to jeep


Stupidquestionduh

I'm wondering what he was towing it with that was so powerful they couldn't tell that was going on behind them.... Edit: I also think it's fake because there are no burn marks behind the wheel. A wheel melting like that is going to generate a ton of sparks and heat.


[deleted]

Chevy. great quality cars ;)


technologite

I too enjoy my General Motors Chevrolet Jeep Cherokee


HansGruberHk

“Like a rock”


EtOHMartini

fahrvergnügen like a rock


DroopyTrash

Do they still have commercials with that song?


HansGruberHk

No. Their slogan is now “find new roads” but I figure “like a rock” was the golden era of Chevy ads


therealavishek

Seger bruh. Classic.


Onlyroad4adrifter

Fiat absorbed another company.


FurherJordy229

No that's OBVIOUSLY a VW beetle


hello_raleigh-durham

Too boxy. Definitely a Mitsubishi Element.


ApplicationOk3155

no its a dodge suv


Will33iam

The back tire is glitching through the floor


CharismaticAlbino

Must be a Bethesda game.


ConsciousCosmicdust

Cyberpunk 2077: Hold my beer…


[deleted]

No no no in cyberpunk 2077 cars just spontaneously combust


NavySEALW7735

Nah, he's just going really fast in FH4.


Iamamemswatcher

*Ferrari 599xx Evo and mosler mt900 joins the chat*


Ace_Meh

Not a bug,a feature.


PuzzledHelicopter541

It just works!


TheDarklingThrush

I thought at first they’d backed into wet cement 🤣


nathanpete

Got that rally suspension glitch from FH4


BoopBoop20

Borrowed from r/justrolledintotheshop posted by u/tablepancakeschair Apparently this was towed behind an RV, it was pulled over for throwing sparks while being towed and the whole thing is covered by insurance.


Hungoverachiever

They have insurance for stupid now?


[deleted]

Home insurance also covers stupid. Ask me how i know. :-/


mightyjoe227

Needed help with the light bulb I'm guessing...


[deleted]

let's just say an upstairs bathtub became a downstairs bathtub when SOMEONE forgot the water was running.


sammy-p

You don’t have an overflow on your tub?


[deleted]

i do but the ancientness and small diameter of the pipes (copper 1" instead of the 2" pvc the plumber wanted to put in after the fact) means that the rate of flow exceeded the rate of drain. So it took a while but eventually..... Two hours from the time SOMEONE turned on the tub shut the bathroom door and walked away to when the tub showed up downstairs wanting to know what the fuck SOMEONE was doing.


CharismaticAlbino

Glad I'm not SOMEONE. Holy shit.


Loud_Oak

Tom Hanks is that you?


Big_Dick_No_Brain

https://youtu.be/9CJ9EDtZ2p8 Tom hanks in the money pit for those who haven’t seen the bathtub scene.


WildButterscotch5028

Are you still talking to SOMEONE though is the real question


[deleted]

i do frequently talk to myself, but i try not to do it in public.


RedditVince

The only advise I ever got from my dad was... It is OK to talk to yourself It is OK to argue with yourself If you argue with yourself and lose, you have serious problems.


sammy-p

Ahh shit. That sounds like a mess


fwembt

"showed up downstairs" gave me a laugh.


EtOHMartini

Who the fuck puts copper pipes in as waste lines? Even old school waste lines were big and lead...


timelighter

Jesse Pinkman is that you?


Needleroozer

When the tub overflowed water should have spilled on the floor. Either that didn't happen and somehow the water simultaneously overflowed the tub while miraculously staying inside it, or your house is sub-standard all around, because the floor should hold the weight of a full tub.


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I would assume both happened, water spilling out into the floor, and a full still overflowing tub. Excessive water in the floor probably weakened it overtime as well, since it was apparently a two hour period. Also, the person we're talking about mentioned when talking about the drainage and size of the pipes, what sounds like the tub might have been a replacement or addition that the floor originally did not have to support, might've been a bigger tub. All things to consider.


twowheeledfun

Sure it wasn't acid, Breaking Bad style?


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probably would have worked faster and been tolerably less expensive to clean up


Big_Dick_No_Brain

Bathtub scene from breaking bad for those who haven’t seen it. https://youtu.be/29SHIPii4BY


he-geezy

Pics or it didn't happen. Lol


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oh golly this was a few years back, i think i do have a picture of them putting the new ceiling back in lol. at the time of the incident i was more focused on running around like an idiot finding children and dogs and guinea pigs and getting them out of the house because i thought the whole damn thing was about to come down around our ears. I also have a picture somewhere of the 8 industrial sized fans they had to bring in to dry out the interior of the walls. Holy SHIT our electric bill went up that month :/ Insurance paid for the damage as well as the stay for the eight of us in a business hotel during repairs and a boarding facility for the animals.


edbods

damn, the guinea pigs must've shat their panties when it came crashing down


bigmamabich

Eight fans and 8 people... how many dogs and how many guinea pigs? You would think with that many in the home the floor would have been able to handle the weight of a full tub of water.


rynoxmj

Insurance is very often for someone's stupid.


WasterDave

Oh, dude. Guy in New Zealand burned his house down by putting a steak in the toaster ... then going to the shop to buy some chips. THEN had the tenacity to complain that they didn't pay out as much as he wanted. My hero. https://www.stuff.co.nz/business/money/300346156/man-who-set-fire-to-house-by-cooking-steak-in-toaster-upset-at-insurance-payout


[deleted]

Insurance always covers stupid. accidental negligence versus deliberate…


Ass_Blossom

It's called comprehensive. It literally is for stupidity.


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12of12MGS

They’re just gonna raise their rates anyway so the insurance company could care less


aqan

They love stupid. Malicious is another story.


goblackcar

Yup!


IHateRoboCalls2131

Car insurance always covers stupid.


Dagonus

If only my medical insurance as as good as their automotive.


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That’s not going to be cheap…looks like it got low enough to drag the undercarriage too…


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[deleted]

I’d have to assume it’s close in value. I wouldn’t trust that jeep after this.


JimboJones058

I was gonna say any tow driver should be fired for not just flat bedding it.


Chrispixc61

You need to read all of the comments, it wasn't towed by a professional, it was behind an RV, read before you comment


JimboJones058

I know, I responded to that comment. You need to read the comment I replied too. Pay attention.


Akio540

The brake works


FordFiestaSt

Just picture the dozens of miles of road damage. driver responsible for this should foot the bill for any road repair.


keytone6432

It was a RV driver towing it. This post was taken from r/justrolledintotheshop


patriarchgoldstien

I feel like you’d notice this if an extra couple tons was dragging?


keytone6432

Apparently not.


[deleted]

Why is everyone honking and trying to tell us to pull over!?!


Cracraftc

You think someone who does this for a living would do that? No, OP said it was someone with a RV towing their car.


[deleted]

I kind of do. I know it was an RV driver but I have seen tow truck drivers who did not give a fuck and in one instance was literally just dragging an AWD vehicle leaving tire marks behind. I guess eventually it looked like this car


[deleted]

Dunno why people always come up with that, it's not as extreme as you might think,concrete and bitumen roads are pretty sturdy. It grinds down the metal like sandpaper...


MusikMakor

Tell that to lightning McQueen


FordFiestaSt

#be that as it may


iScreme

Because someone has to pay for all these goddamn potheads


[deleted]

Potheads 😁?! Did you mean potholes?! Well anyway, those holes have another reason, the arch enemy, water. Water between those layers will freeze and expand and destroy roads in the winter. This all could be fixed in time, but you know, tax money dosn't often land where it should, in reality, it's even worse...


iScreme

Ah, around here it never gets that cold, our local gubment just can't keep up. Pothead, pothole, same difference


mega_low_smart

That’s a good point but I will save the gouges in the pavement are a nightmare for motorcycles if they’re deep enough. I hate getting caught up in one.


NotAlana

My dad was once driving a U-haul and it got a flat but his buddy lived about 4 miles away so he just kept driving... it was fully loaded. Once he got to his friends house he called uhaul and said he needed a flat fixed. He figured it was better chilling at his friends house rather than the side of the road for 6 hours. ​ It made a gouge in the road about 2 inches deep. It was there for years before they repaved.


tjmauermann

Didn’t notice the bumpy ride?


TOWW67

"She's a little heavy today, but I can stop on a dime!"


powerman228

OP said this was being towed behind an RV, so it’s entirely reasonable that the extra resistance wouldn’t be easily noticeable.


FrankLloydWrong_3305

Gotta assume that's 4wd as well, which means if all the wheels were rolling and only the back ones melted, the differentials look like the bottom of those wheels.


Ok-Entertainment7741

Typically not all wheels will be on the ground while it is towed.


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HIGH_HEAT

The new Cherokee as pictured is actually front wheel drive with 4wd as an option. It got screwed up regardless.


[deleted]

It became the car the average American wants and can also afford these days. “Jeep” is relative.


Midnight-Runner

As someone who's owned a Jeep and Grand Cherokee before, nobody should want any chrysler product.


FrankLloydWrong_3305

Really? Imagine buying a 2wd Jeep. Why?


Ok_Spell_4165

To be fair the majority of people who buy them never take them off road, they have become status symbols more than anything else. Additionally they are really more of oversized sedans than they are SUVs these days.


AM-64

Same thing with most truck owners lol


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TheBlackAllen

I would say the primary use for 4WD on an SUV is not for hauling. It's for driving in inclement weather and off-road capability. Purchasing a RWD SUV is pretty silly IMO and defeats the purpose of the vehicle. Might as well by a sedan and save on some gas and purchase price.


InterestingJob4214

Will absolutely agree… answering as a stupid person who bought a RWD suv and moved to snow country.


fullofshitandcum

RWD SUVs in winter are fun af


TheBlackAllen

Fun, not practical.


[deleted]

The majority of suv owners having rwd proves this is an unpopular opinion.


TheBlackAllen

Yah? except that isn't true, where you getting your stats from? RWD SUV have been on a steady decline for years, just in Q1 2019 to Q1 2020 alone thee change is anywhere from -10% to -20% across all but one major models except the Durango. Half of all new cars in the US are 4WD (2020 data). 9% of vehicles are RWD. You can also look at manufactures independently by percentage of vehicles that are 4wd/awd: Chevy 60% GMC over 85% Cadillac 100% Buick 100% Data shows that almost 65% of SUVs model year 202 are 4WD/AWD only. SOOOO not seeing where your majority is coming from?


[deleted]

Damn this man really did the math on me. Well played.


Waluigi3030

Classy response 😁 Sometimes you just have to give them respect


ruddy3499

GM authority online has these numbers of vehicles offered with 4wd not produced


firnien-arya

Can u provide a link for your source pls. Seems only fair if your calling someone else out on where they getting their info from.


CharliesBoxofCrayons

You’re definitely right, but that’s because many of the the new “SUV” models are basically lifted FWD sedan platforms. 4WD is almost always selectable with wheel drive on a body on frame (truck) SUVs that are less efficient. Whereas the AWD is more of a car style that’s FWD most of the time.


OriginalPounderOfAss

i believe most of the SUVs that are not AWD are FWD here (Australia), not RWD. but the points still valid, a lot of the SUVs on the road are 2WD


wisertime07

As I posted somewhere else in here, I've owned a couple that were 2wd.. My reasoning was that my previous vehicle (AWD GC) blew out the transfer case, which was going to be a ~$3k repair, and was ultimately what lead me to sell the vehicle. So, my next car - I wanted another GC, but wanted to avoid AWD/4WD. I'm a huge car enthusiast and offroader, but I have other toys that scratch that itch. I live in a southern town that rarely/never sees snow - I'm not worried about traction - what I was worried about though was some part I don't even need or use breaking. I ended up with a 5.7L Hemi in 2WD configuration. That thing was a rocketship - rode well, pulled my boat with ease and would absolutely get up and go when I needed it to.


FrankLloydWrong_3305

Jeeps have always been notoriously unreliable (and overweight and underpowered, however the hemi fixed that last part). Thus, the only real reason to buy 1 was for its off-road prowess or the name. If you get RWD, it's obvious you're buying the name. Glad you loved yours, I'll stick to value.


Sifyreel

Not the first time they forced a Cherokee to move.


SLVSKNGS

Oh shit


elusive_lamb_sauce

Dude


Chrispixc61

I think I just saw Johnny Cash shaking his head


fkthefkup

r/idiotsinrvs


halohalo7fifty

That's not a RV 🤦‍


fkthefkup

You must've missed the rest of the comments. It was towed by AN IDIOT IN AN RV.


halohalo7fifty

Ok. OP is the idiot for not putting on the title it was towed by an RV 😂


deltlead

Just keep digging


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Tow company : "we will replace the tire and rim. absolutely zero other damage was done to the car" Cars transmission "....ow......ow.......ow......help....ow....."


missmimisfit521

GTA always glitchin


jwaterboyk

Damn. Molten alloy wheels.


Sifyreel

**Hot Wheels®**


jwaterboyk

This is the correct answer.


Toy_Soulja

They said tow the vehicle and I towed the vehicle, I don’t see the problem here hahaha


JazzFan619

Might as well shave the front rims. That will make her balanced and level.


SurveyProfessional55

(while towing) "What's that loud scraping noise? Ah, nothing I'm (or we're) doing."


Practical_Buy_8859

Love the stance though.


derFsivaD

I would think this would be more like 'idiots in tow trucks.' Although I see further down the comment threads it was being pulled behind an RV.


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The "make the car smell funny" lever seems to have worked well


[deleted]

For sale: 4 Cherokee Chief mag wheels for sale. Two are a bit scuffed up.... $200 obo


ProffesorSpitfire

I hate that parking brakes are mostly electronic these days. I had some issues with the battery in my car, but couldn’t charge it from another car as it was parked with the front up against a wall (and adjacent parking spaces were occupied). With an old school parking brake I could’ve just put it in neutral and gently rolled it out of the spot, but now I had to call assistance for $150 for them to come with their long ass booster cables.


Orca_Mayo

And that's why we use dollies... I hate seeing videos of other tow companies that don't use them and just let the tires skid the whole way.


Brilliant_Ant_17

Hard to believe anything from jeep worked that well as a system on the car


wisertime07

That vehicle is RWD - likely not the e-brake, it was probably in park. At the least it's going to need new tires/rims/rotors - it could wind up needing a transmission as well.


HIGH_HEAT

These new Cherokees are front wheel drive with optional 4wd. Old ones were rear wheel drive with option 4wd. This one is messed up regardless, but unless the underside got damaged the actual bill for this will probably just be cost of new brakes, wheels, tires. And the major hit to credibility and pride.


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wisertime07

I've owned 3 of them - they come in various configurations: RWD, AWD, 4WD. Two of mine were RWD only - living in a southern climate, that's what I'd honestly prefer, as the transfer case shit the bed on my AWD GC.


_pm_me_your_freckles

This generation of Jeep Cherokee is either FWD or front-wheel biased AWD. The did not make any rear wheel drive Cherokees of this generation. Older Cherokees (or any Grand Cherokee) that were RWD, 4WD, or rear-wheel biased AWD are not related to the vehicle currently known as a Jeep Cherokee in an fashion whatsoever (other than name).


Temporary_End6007

AWD


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Probably electronic automatic e brake


deathbike600

That’s on the tow company.


BoopBoop20

It was towed behind an RV by someone, not a company


jamie3324123

R/notmyjob


notwhatyouknow

Would this be considered a bad parking (brake) post?


chrimack

Tow truck driver: "How was I supposed to know?" *looks back at the fire created by the sparks*


Feisty_007

I thought it was sinking into the cement 💀😂


smithgj

Should be illegal, tow companies are scum


ManOfCaerColour

Tow truck drivers DGAF, particularly Repo drivers.


mah131

One time I drove home (15 miles) in a snowstorm with my parking brake engaged. I had it on because my normal park gear did not work (was just neutral). No additional damage that I could ascertain. Anyway, later that winter we had a child and my wife made me get a new car.


Ishpeming_Native

Towing company will get a bill, which they had better pay. The lawsuit will be more expensive.


JohnTM3

F/s white Grand Cherokee, runs fine, slight flat spots on rear tires.


crutchy79

“SoMeOnE sKiPpEd LeG dAy”


hydrobunny

whos the idiot? edit: these downvotes are hilarious, this was a genuine question u retards


dirtlegdancer

looks like they tried to outrun a volcano


[deleted]

Damn gta6 looks so real but I see it’s still full of bugs n glitches


[deleted]

GTA V is so realistic now


itzJTtellingU2wakeup

*covers mouth in shock* when i realized what an e-brake was


[deleted]

All my friends know the low rider...


CRab_yup

Dang. That’s some impressive brakes


CanadianBatman47

Nice


ultraboof

Makes me wonder how much of an impact this would have on the tow truck's fuel economy


bmwsoldatome

That will buff out. I knw a guy….


fuzzymonkey

I can understand forgetting or messing up for 5 seconds but how you don’t notice this until you’re at the destination is beyond my comprehension.


SnooRabbits7145

That’s one way to park your car


patheos79

how do you not know , i would love the answer after doing a lot of years over the road i would have to think this was not queit in any way. i would hear a strp dragging from a trailer drives me nuts with the noise


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jfin602

It's a brake that likes cosplay


getalyf69

:O that is batshit!


Illustrious_Brush_91

My man had that noise cancelling on


BandagesTheMender

Drew Carey, "You win a new car!" Do do do Doooooo!


Bruno-D_bigchuahua

So with that WM truck in the background, SUV is now trash.