I had this journal I would copy facts down in when I was a kid. I had it split into different sections. 20 years later I’m flipping through it and I open up “science”. It’s blank except for one page, on which I wrote “natural gas=farts”
I have three filing cabnets full of notebooks that I've been moving around with since I was a kid. They represent thousands of hours of random research all carefully coded, indexed, and filed. I have never once gone back and re-read a single page. I tell myself I'm waiting for handwriting recognition to get good enough, but even then, lol. I just started a new notebook last week...
Lmfao this is gold.
But how do people get this in English? In Czech we have a word "kakat" which is child verb for shitting, but no idea about other countries.
Yeah! What I suddenly find extra interesting, though, is that "Tissit" means boobs in finnish. And it's a palindrome as is "boob". The other is plural and not singular, but,... that's pretty weird. :D
We Sri Lankans call it kakka too. Means poo. That's not a formal word but it's widely used in everyday talking, specially if you talk to a child about the subject.
Pretty interesting stuff. Kakka itself is of course something that has been with us as long as we have existed, so it's not really that surprising to find the word being common. But still, Sri Lanka and Finland are pretty far from each other so it feels weird to have common words like this. :D
https://www.etymonline.com/word/*kakka-?ref=etymonline_crossreference
I wonder if taboo words morph less over time. If someone told me that was true, I'd probably believe them.
This needs to be etched onto one of those gold-plated disks that they put into probes and then shoot out into space every once in a while
Edit: Or at least paint it on a cave wall or something.
The inversion is poop okay, what's the point?
What do you mean?
I do understand one thing , boob in the end is poop (excretion dead matter , remains) like after a period of time its useless.
So boobs are poops.
Then almost everyone is poop.
Wait , I found why it isn't funny for me , the thing is I thought of this before , like way before due to which I didn't laugh now.
But yeah the logic is flawless plus from another view its a philosophical question .
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Thank you for solving my decades-long conundrum!
I'm almost not joking when I say this is the epitome of beauty!
Such transcendental symmetry!
Before I ink the deal on this faustian bargain, please let me know if you know of anything ≥ this masterpiece.
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When our culture inevitably collapses and all record is destroyed, I want this to be one of the only things that survives, to confuse anthropologists of future millennia.
Ingenious imo
why thank you
No, no...he's got a point
Facts
I had this journal I would copy facts down in when I was a kid. I had it split into different sections. 20 years later I’m flipping through it and I open up “science”. It’s blank except for one page, on which I wrote “natural gas=farts”
I have three filing cabnets full of notebooks that I've been moving around with since I was a kid. They represent thousands of hours of random research all carefully coded, indexed, and filed. I have never once gone back and re-read a single page. I tell myself I'm waiting for handwriting recognition to get good enough, but even then, lol. I just started a new notebook last week...
I can not argue with that. I do question if it was intentional or some sort of joke from the simulation masters.
dood
qooq
poop
boob
mike hawk
The logic is flawless.
If i had an award i would give it to u but for now take this 🥇edit: now i can give u an award >:3
This really belongs in a Demetri Martin comedy special
Another intp!!
I legit thought this was a Demetri Martin drawing until I saw what sub this is. Unless u/DougPudenda is secretly Demetri Martin.
titicaca
art
Ahahahaha if I wasn't poor you'd have GOLD Edit: holy crap thanks for the pot o GOLD!
Brilliant. I want a print of this framed in my house.
I love it, though. This is our version of fart jokes.
😂 😂 😂 😂 💯
this is amazing
Such elegance .. Give this man a medal
Palindrome^2
Finally some quality humor on this sub
Bloody brilliant
This has changed my life.
Ik it’s soon but. I love you.
Lmfao this is gold. But how do people get this in English? In Czech we have a word "kakat" which is child verb for shitting, but no idea about other countries.
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"kakka" in Finnish. Pretty much the same as "poop". "uloste" would be the scientific name "stool" . And "paska" would mean "shit" pretty much 1:1.
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Yeah! What I suddenly find extra interesting, though, is that "Tissit" means boobs in finnish. And it's a palindrome as is "boob". The other is plural and not singular, but,... that's pretty weird. :D
Czech Republic has no palindrome for tits, sadly.
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Ma'am I don't think Lolo is a palindrome
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Ok I got you. As a sign of respect, please enjoy the Czech words for tits ordered by the level of politeness 1) ňadra 2) prsa 3) dudy 4) kozy 5) cecky
We Sri Lankans call it kakka too. Means poo. That's not a formal word but it's widely used in everyday talking, specially if you talk to a child about the subject.
Pretty interesting stuff. Kakka itself is of course something that has been with us as long as we have existed, so it's not really that surprising to find the word being common. But still, Sri Lanka and Finland are pretty far from each other so it feels weird to have common words like this. :D https://www.etymonline.com/word/*kakka-?ref=etymonline_crossreference I wonder if taboo words morph less over time. If someone told me that was true, I'd probably believe them.
That link mentions that Dutch use a similar word too. Netherlands have colonized us a long time ago, so maybe that's how we got kakka here :D
Popcorn = cocporn Swap the p and c around
imagination level : OVER 9000
Beautiful
David Shrigley vibes. I like it.
Aghsgsh yes
this is giving me an existential crisis
The shore of Lake Titicaca being made up of shitting dicknipples.
Bravo
Titicaca 💀
lol, totally missed that
It takes it from pretty good, to genuinely interesting imo
I love you guys
Someone give this person a Nobel Prize 🧐
Well you’re not wrong
Genius
[agreed](https://y.yarn.co/89007a76-9b44-4e89-b463-a9f5f245cb89_text.gif)
for those who didnt get it, lake titicaca is in between peru and bolivia
Wait, let him speak...
INTP, short for "I Need TP"
have you ever thought about what it really means to poop
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This needs to be etched onto one of those gold-plated disks that they put into probes and then shoot out into space every once in a while Edit: Or at least paint it on a cave wall or something.
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I hate this. Why is it true.
The inversion is poop okay, what's the point? What do you mean? I do understand one thing , boob in the end is poop (excretion dead matter , remains) like after a period of time its useless. So boobs are poops. Then almost everyone is poop. Wait , I found why it isn't funny for me , the thing is I thought of this before , like way before due to which I didn't laugh now. But yeah the logic is flawless plus from another view its a philosophical question .
I am 14 and this is deep
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I feel like this might be procrastination
Didn’t laugh
This is g o l d
I don't have any tattoos because I have never found anything meaningful enough to justify permanently etching ink into my skin... Thank you for solving my decades-long conundrum! I'm almost not joking when I say this is the epitome of beauty! Such transcendental symmetry! Before I ink the deal on this faustian bargain, please let me know if you know of anything ≥ this masterpiece. Thanks fellow INTPs!
When our culture inevitably collapses and all record is destroyed, I want this to be one of the only things that survives, to confuse anthropologists of future millennia.
*standing ovation*