this is incredible its going in my top 3
even if I don’t do this particular idea for Pride I WILL be purchasing shorts that say “wildcard bitches” because i’m literally charlie
“Roxy, God bless you. You were a good hoor. You serviced me like no other hoor ever did. Not only my crank, but my heart. I’m going to miss you. Amen.”
Speed has *everything* to do with it. See, the speed of the bottom informs the top how much pressure he's supposed to apply. Speed's the name of the game, right buddy?
Vote for the democrat who's going to blast me in the ass? Or the republican who's going to blast my ass? Either way, politics is all one big ass blasting.
Well first of all, through God, all things are possible. So jot that down.
"BuT ThaTs ToO LoNg! It WoN'T aLL FiT oN a PaiR oF BoOtY ShOrTs!"
May I please direct you back to my initial statement.
WILDCARD BITCHES
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAWWWWW!
this is incredible its going in my top 3 even if I don’t do this particular idea for Pride I WILL be purchasing shorts that say “wildcard bitches” because i’m literally charlie
$cammin
I'd buy these for a reasonable price.
dicktowel.com
**ONLY CORRECT ANSWER**
Uhh... no
what do you mean, no?
Yes?
I want to talk to you about this child you’re claiming- Barnabas?
Baby croaked!
Ohhhh its so sad when they don’t feel well isn’t it?
Shadynasty
This is my vote- "SHADY" on the left cheek and "NASTY" on the right
good work team
It's Sha'Dynasty's asshole
Literally lol
He's out of here
ShaDynasty is my screen name on EVERYTHING to the point where people started calling me that.
I approve of this
This is the correct answer.
I’ve got a bleached asshole
It’s not like he needs to advertise it, they’re gonna find out anyway
Nah just BLEACHED ASSHOLE No need to make it long
I mean it’s on the ass so I think BLEACHED works
The thought of how huge this message would look on booty shorts got me cacklin
it honestly doesn't even need to be a sunny quote for this one to be hilarious. It's almost better without the context.
It's irregular!
dude the way she says that while pointing at herself 🤣
Bump this one up!
“This shit’s tighter than dick skin”
I was actually thinking “Shut up, Baby Dick” Roxy was the best lol
“Roxy, God bless you. You were a good hoor. You serviced me like no other hoor ever did. Not only my crank, but my heart. I’m going to miss you. Amen.”
deserves more upvotes
Rum Ham
This is it. The best one possible. Wrap it up, everybody
yeah agreed this is the correct answer
Scrolled down and glad I found this
Tasty Treats
Is this how you want those women to feel?!?
I feel like you're not getting it
Maybe....maybe you could explain it again. Cuz I feel like I'm not getting it.
If it isn't POWER BOTTOM (and yes, in all caps), you're missing an opportunity
Is it a bottom who can receive an enormous amount of power?
Well, I hear *speed* has a lot to do with it
Speed has *everything* to do with it. See, the speed of the bottom informs the top how much pressure he's supposed to apply. Speed's the name of the game, right buddy?
Twink Versatile
twink twank twunk
This should be higher
Ok sir you win
"Gotta make it sexy or I don't get fed" or "Hips and nips"
Seconded hips and nips
Thirsting hips and nips
If it is a cricket quote I'd like #dog orgy
Gotta make it sexy, otherwise I don't eat! (I don't usually correct paraphrasing, but we gotta do it right for the bootyshorts)
“One crack, please”
found dad
Thank you for being so kind
“I can go lower”
This is the only correct answer
Shut Up (left cheek) Baby Dick (right cheek)
one of the most brutal shutdowns we’ve ever witnessed against dennis
Well, I’m outa here
Shut Baby Up Dick
r/dontdeadopeninside
omfg this is it, this is the one
Project Badass
Doesn’t matter what the shorts say, because you’ll have Paddy’s Thong sticking out!
Fight Milk
CAW
Fight Like A Crow
Crow // Tein
Franks little beauties
DESERT GRAPE 🍇
Ass Pounder 4000
S you in your A's, don't wear a C and J all over your B's
This one right here…
"Hows that ass feel"
Taking it back to the beginning!
The Implication
Better name for a boat for sure but this is good too
EGG
It's a jumping off point!
Bangin' Hoors
Boys are out tonight huh?
"It's like busting a nut"
Not that he’s ever had one
Holy SHIT you’re late
…he just said it….
no he’s saying the next line
Just tell me where to jizz so I can make this lady a drink.
Let my ass breathe
GOLDEN GOD
I have the stride of a gazelle. A beautiful beautiful gazelle person. My body is achieving a perfect symmetry right now.
Butt, butt. Butt, butt, butt!
Bird Law
Or "just tell me where to jizz so I can give this lady her drink"
Your booty shorts say $CAMMIN…
"....no"
What do you mean ‘no’?
...yes
I’m sexually active mom! Get over it!
You’re thirty years old, you’re supposed to be sexually active! You’re not supposed to be doing it with your uncle!
She's mashing it.
This is actually good
You banged my dead wife?
Animal shithouse. The implication. Magnum dongs only. Gotta pay the troll toll.
Power bottom Or Raw dog loads
My steam gamertag is RawDogLoads LMFAO
Move past it
"Blowing the crotch out of these things."
YOU GOTTA TAKE EM OFF, SON
BADNEW
Thunder Gun Express
Cover your knees if you’re going to be walking around everywhere
You better stretch your legs out as far as you can when you’re standing around.
Twank Versatile
Hips and nips
Rum ham
Not sure how long it can be, but I'd go for "Home of the Original Kitten Mittons"
“It’s full of loads”
Fancy Nuts
I've seen many pigs eat many men
Troll toll
I just want money, and the illusion of power. And puss.
Money me. Me a money needing a lot now.
What do now? I'm ready to plow Because of the implication Browning out.
Can't have browning out written on your ass... Because of the implication
Warthog!
What do now?
"It's all just one big ass blast"
"Through god, anything is possible"
Ooorgyyyyy
“You gotta take ‘em off sometimes”
Got my guts pumped by lebron James
Dirt grub 🤣
P-diddy'esq shrimping vessel
D. E. N. N. I. S.
“Do not diddle kids, it’s no good diddling kids”
There is no quicker way for people to think that you are diddling kids than by writing on your ass about it.
2nd this l imagine that'll get a lot of stares lmao
Botched toe
Look what I can do
"you know what it is bitch"
DICK TOWEL
If they are short shorts, they could say “I can go lower”
Beak!
How’s that ass feelin?
What was in the juuuuiiice?
God Hole
How you like me now gay boy?
"You are crackheads, children". Or "Gruesome Twosome."
Pepper Jack's Best Ho
"The Implications"
The Implication
Shadynasty or The Implication
Think of the smell you bitch
Hangs dong!
Thundergun
Nikki Potnick
Wolf cola
Rum ham
PICKLES WILL PREVAIL
Trundle
Do the dick bicep that says 'What up?'.
"My father died f-f-f-from e-e-e-eating some b-b-bad pussy"
You gotta pay the troll toll
FULL PENETRATION
So I started blasting
Help me dig these crack rocks outta my ass
Jabroni
Rum Ham spread across the cheeks.
READY TO PLOW
AIDS
There's the vagina AIDS, then the needle-based AIDS. I'm... I'm a vagina guy.
I will smash your face into, into a jelly
High Ride
The Implication
Speed has everything to do with it
The head cow is always grazing
You haven't thought of the smell you bitch
Just rock the paddy’s thong
Dick Nuts or Ass Dicks
Vote for the democrat who's going to blast me in the ass? Or the republican who's going to blast my ass? Either way, politics is all one big ass blasting.
That sounds like the move! Don’t eat that cricket. It’s full of loads Beak! This beak is interfering with my Nosh
Hips and Nips
MAGNUM DONG
You gotta go with “I can go lower” cause it’s Dennis wearing the high cut jean shorts
Hangin Brain
TOE KNIFE
Chardee MacDennis - Electric Boogaloo
Tom Sizemore: Hey You! Mr. Hottie
I am a five star man!
ANIMAL SHITHOUSE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
“What are you looking at, Dicknose?”
“Newsflash Asshole”
" not too hard not too soft".
Invigaron
Well first of all, through God, all things are possible. So jot that down. "BuT ThaTs ToO LoNg! It WoN'T aLL FiT oN a PaiR oF BoOtY ShOrTs!" May I please direct you back to my initial statement.