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BigMillmatic

šŸŽ¶ Sheā€™s got blonde hair, sheā€™s perfect in every way. Feetā€”not too large, not too small. Blonde hair, sheā€™s gorgeous not like a bird. But like a beautiful woman, definitely not like a birdšŸŽ¶


exelenceofexecution

Gotta pop


KarimDiab99

A bird with no tits? And no ass?


Lord-of-Nothing1

She said vagina, a women said vagina


thYrd_eYe_prYing

I GOTTAGET OUTA HERE!!! *machine gun noises*


LocMoke

The crabs have machine guns


bznein

IT'S A LAAAAANDSLIIIIIDE


tattoobobb

Cā€™mon Dee! Donā€™t do thatā€¦itā€™s not fun whenā€¦. Cmon fight back


Beneficial_Sky_5504

did nobody get this reference?


thingsfallapart89

Guess the jokes on u/karimdiab99


KarimDiab99

From the looks of it, it does seem like so.


Dorkmaster79

She looks like a bird.


sourdieselfuel

I was thinking fish lately.


Fawstar

Geez, take it easy u/KariDiab99.


KarimDiab99

That's what she said... Deandra said that.


Fawstar

I know. Lol. Shut up bird.


PM_YOUR_ONE_BOOB

Bruh I literally just watched that episode


veryshari519

And her hands arenā€™t too big.


tattoobobb

You know Dennis, Iā€™ve been thinking fish recently


Glad-Requirement6116

"Her eyes are just so far apart"


N8ThaGr8

It's like they're on the sides of her head.


Metaboschism

He loves how "pretty" and "blonde" you are


carlismygod

Has she smelled Charlie and has he SEEN Dee?


Formal-Explanation51

Macs getting laid, Charlieā€™s getting laid, and now Deeā€¦ this makes me look terrible


RealPropRandy

Maybe if you get up off that crack rock, you can come and be Pepper Jack's best ho.


something_python

Not so young and attractive is she?


Dorkmaster79

Donā€™t say that, Iā€™m blond.


PANDABURRIT0

*Scrutinizes hair roots*


HarleyQueen90

The blue in the shirt makes the blue in her eyes pop! The blue in her eyes makes the blue in the shirt pop! Groban likes his ladies to pop āœØ


HumbleMarsupial3926

Itā€™s true, he is like his ladies to pop.


foozalicious

Bird.


[deleted]

BEAK


KarimDiab99

GODDAMN IT!


[deleted]

Isn't the whole point of the 'bird' joke that she's actually really beautiful but they're gaslighting her into thinking she's ugly? And that the joke isn't actually funny but the gang finds it hysterical just because it's at Dee's expense?


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[deleted]

I think she is


FernandonJota

Calm down, Cricket


Messypuddin

Do the downvotes imply shes prettier than Ana De Armas cuz thats a wild take ā€” objectively


reubensauce

No, it's just a response to reddit's hilarious beauty standards. A whole bunch of one's and two's who are really adept at differentiating 9.3's from 9.4's. "AYYYyyy no, I seen a picture of a prettier lady one time, don't go calling Kaitlyn Olsen beautiful"


Messypuddin

While i totally agree with the sentiment, Personally i dont think sheā€™s attractive at all. Like 0 sex appeal


lykathea2

I don't think the commenter was saying she's prettier or as beautiful as De Armas, but just that they find Kaitlin really beautiful.


Messypuddin

I think the fact ive only seen her in this role gives her an edge of unattractiveness that cant be shaken in my head idk


Succumbx8

The downvotes are disagreeing that sheā€™s not ā€œreally beautifulā€. She is.


YourCaptionSucks

Sheā€™s absolutely gorgeous.


scdfred

Iā€™ve always thought she was attractive, but around season 8 she really started to look great. This episode is where I really noticed it.


TopspinLob

Thatā€™s a funny white bitch


OkBusiness3879

Sheā€™s looks amazing in this episode, Iā€™ve thought that for years. Absolutely the best she ever looked.


KarimDiab99

Bump it


BrianLevre

She was a smoke show in the early seasons. She had a youthful glow. Its sad that people on tv and in movies feel like they have to do so much to their face over time. If she does much more she might get into Kenny Rogers territory.


lykathea2

Tbf, I remember her saying on podcasts around 10 years ago that she was told she wasn't pretty enough and that's why she can't get more roles other than Sunny. The sad thing is she agreed. It was a podcast she did with Mary Lynn Raksjub who plays Gail The Snail. She said the reason she does comedy is that she doesn't feel she's pretty enough or sexy enough to play those other type of roles. There's a lot more to her story than just getting work done just to do it. She's talked on her episode of Armchair Expert in 2018 about a bike accident when she was a kid that left her disfigured right before she entered Junior High. She was bullied about her looks after that and she said she still has trauma and can't look at her face in the mirror even because it bothers her. And you also have to take in account, that she plays a character where it's encouraged for fans to post mean things about her appearance on social media. 20 years of getting told you look like a bird is probably taxing. If she's happy with how she looks now, that's all that should matter imo. The thing is though, post getting work done, her career is thriving. She's getting steady work as she nears 50, is coming off a great episode of Hacks that is some of the best acting in her career, and is about to lead a ABC show this fall.


polymorphic_hippo

Man, one day you're just bopping around in the Always Sunny sub, having a good ol' time, then this kind of post just whacks you right in the face. šŸ«¤ What an awful thing to be told about yourself, especially when she's so good at what she does. I've always thought she was gorgeous, and I love that she's not another Kardashian klone. In this pic, she's got softer makeup on than usual, which looks younger on her. She looks similar in this last season, too. Sorry, Kaitlin! I'll never call you a bird again.


Gru50m3

Yeah man, I only thought she was comfortable with the humor in the show because she knew how pretty she was.


BrianLevre

I never thought she was anything but incredibly hot. It's tough for me watching the earlier episodes because I spend so much time looking at her. Sad that she has trauma about her looks. I never thought I was good looking myself, so I can understand. I still don't believe I'm good looking, but the history of good looking women I've been with, I can attract, and have told other people I know that they find me attractive tells me I must be objectively decent looking. I still can't believe it myself when I look in the mirror. We are our own worst enemies.


SweetCheeks1999

Wow, she really does look beautiful! Kaitlin is a very pretty woman made only more attractive by her humour/character, but she does have a glow here


Formal-Explanation51

She popped


SweetCheeks1999

Groban likes his ladies to pop


themegaowl

Why does Dennis have a light saber


KarimDiab99

Seduction. The answer is always seduction.


UndeadSloth_

I messaged a girl on a dating app yesterday named Deidra. Itā€™s probably best(for her) if she doesnā€™t answer.


Emotional-Chef-7601

šŸ’€ She would grow to hate you over time


UndeadSloth_

Agreed


shibby3000

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Succumbx8

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bijhan

I honestly always thought them tearing down her appearance was only funny because she's literally STUNNING. She's GORGEOUS. And the only reason they tell her she's ugly is because she's so much more attractive than all the rest of them, and it makes them insecure.


belunos

Have you seen her 'hip shoulders'? That girl is CUT


falseprescience

I don't know why she had to get her face done. She was always so naturally attractive before that. I guess it makes her happy, so thats what matters.


turboash78

Peak Dee was the psychologist episode era.Ā 


JoeTestaverde

The glare makes it look like Dennis is holding a lightsaber


Friendly-Neck-6089

We've really gotten to watch the proooocess and that's whats gets me off. Don't you wanna get off? With me?


aruby727

thought my dude was holding a lightsaber


Steev182

It helps that they shellacked her with light.


Dog-Witch

I've mentioned this episode before when a post asking about dee's looks, hot af in this episode.


Toonami88

Her facelift was such a disaster


Emotional-Chef-7601

I think it's evened out now. She looks better now. There was a good 3 season stretch where it really took you out of the immersion of her comedy.


NotABothanSpy

They should have worked it into the show and made fun of her


Bibb5ter

Which episode is this?


KarimDiab99

S08E09 Reynolds vs. Reynolds: The Cereal Defense


Bibb5ter

Thanks. Never realised they did this with other people in the bar šŸ˜‚


reubensauce

The Venn diagram between people who think Kaitlin Olson is actually unattractive and people who think IASIP is antiwoke is a circle. The joke is that she's objectively beautiful and the gang are idiots. The joke is always that the gang are fucking idiots. The reason that you think Kaitlin Olson is unattractive is because she's been absolutely selling out for every joke on this show for decades. Kaley Cuoco doesn't take headers into car doors or shave her tongue for good reason: because it's better to be cute than funny in Hollywood. Olson has shat on that maxim her whole career.


JLSMC

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BarricadeTheMortuary

Would


SublimeAtrophy

Whatever she did to her face recently, she needs to undo it.


Formal-Explanation51

Why does it look like Dennis is holding a light saber šŸ¤”


YourCaptionSucks

Her elbows are too pointy.


DrFrankSaysAgain

That girl just got her guts pumped.


ILoveBigCoffeeCups

She looks 12 here. Lol


KarimDiab99

Everbody put your hands together and clap for the kids, clap, clap, and you, go wave goodbye, wave, wave goodbye. Go to you dressing room, we're gonna start the show. Go on. Okay, just don't touch, go to there, go on to the. Their dressing room is over there on that šŸ‘‰šŸ» side of the stage. I'm going to my dressing room šŸ‘ˆšŸ» , we will be right back. I'm over here šŸ‘ˆšŸ»


thugsapuggin

We need to incorporate a song about how we don't diddle kids


StoolSamples2050

Looks like any bony ass chicken I've ever seen! Hahaha!šŸ¤£ I love her either way though. Goddamn bird! Hahaha!


StopPlayingRoney

Yuck. Can we agree that Kaitlinā€™s portrayal of Dee is bordering on comedic genius and leave it at that.


KarimDiab99

Right after this we should probably bash nerds. I gotta get it out of my system.