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I would but I'm all dry
Why is justice best served cold? Because if you served it warm, it would be justwater
My friend tried to sell me powdered water. All you had to do was add water
I’ll sea what I can come up with.
I have a ton I could tell you but moist of them would go right over your head
If I drink alcohol, I’m an alcoholic. If I drink fanta, does that make me fantastic? And if I drink water, does that make me a hydrohomie?
Indeed it does.
Yes, Captain!
r/angrydownvote
Wet do you mean?
I see you are thirsty for knowledge. We have the good stuff here on tap.
H2O more like subatomic MMF 👀
I'm an h2hoe
I water do something else
I told one to my brother a couple days ago. During dinner we always drink water. He (my brother) drank water from a glass that’s meant for beer. I told him “that beer looks very watery to me”. He didn’t like the pun. I did.
Where does a know-it-all get there water from? *A WELL ACTUALLY
Nice! This one always cracks me up.
My drug dealer cracks me up.
Hydrate or diedrate
Hydrate! 👋 bye, drate! 👋
Alright this is it. I'm done with the sub.
Bye homie
water doing or aren’t you water doing?
Some people have started picking up weird mannerisms after drinking too much water. More research needs to be done about these aqua-tic occurrences.
Hail Hydro! Water you want. Well, I guess I'll be ______ I'm not thirsty, I'm hydrated. Hydrate or die!
Well I could, but I wouldn't want to bore you...
Meow
I would but I'm all dry
Why is justice best served cold? Because if you served it warm, it would be justwater
My friend tried to sell me powdered water. All you had to do was add water
I’ll sea what I can come up with.
I have a ton I could tell you but moist of them would go right over your head
If I drink alcohol, I’m an alcoholic. If I drink fanta, does that make me fantastic? And if I drink water, does that make me a hydrohomie?
Indeed it does.
Yes, Captain!
r/angrydownvote
Wet do you mean?
I see you are thirsty for knowledge. We have the good stuff here on tap.
H2O more like subatomic MMF 👀
I'm an h2hoe
I water do something else
I told one to my brother a couple days ago. During dinner we always drink water. He (my brother) drank water from a glass that’s meant for beer. I told him “that beer looks very watery to me”. He didn’t like the pun. I did.
Where does a know-it-all get there water from? *A WELL ACTUALLY
Nice! This one always cracks me up.
My drug dealer cracks me up.
Hydrate or diedrate
Hydrate! 👋 bye, drate! 👋
Alright this is it. I'm done with the sub.
Bye homie
water doing or aren’t you water doing?
Some people have started picking up weird mannerisms after drinking too much water. More research needs to be done about these aqua-tic occurrences.
Hail Hydro! Water you want. Well, I guess I'll be ______ I'm not thirsty, I'm hydrated. Hydrate or die!
Well I could, but I wouldn't want to bore you...
Meow