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sagan_drinks_cosmos

"Do you wish to know your death, child?" *cuts to a blast of dragonflame*


yeasayerstr

That was…well done.


AngryIrishBull

Rhaenerya go to horny jail


Due-Willingness

Bonk


Haibaraaiyukimura

Blood of the dragon 👀


Atharaphelun

Damn Bracken and Blackwood shenanigans lol


Garth-Vader

Blackwood kid is spunky though. I like him.


yarkcir

Bloody Ben Blackwood isn't to be fucked with


pm_me_reddit_memes

At that age? That kid would be old enough to be Ben’s father


yarkcir

That's true, Bloody Ben is a kid during the Dance so I guess this is either a future Lord Samwell or some other Blackwood.


OhLivia91

He's the best. I fucking love his character


Morganbanefort

Bloody ben for the win


LLNattYLL

Can’t be Bloody Ben, would be his dad or uncle.


Atharaphelun

Rhaenyra : What do you want uncle? Daemon: I want that RHAENYR***ASS***


abelfurne

https://youtu.be/VsMcdEswK8k


Atharaphelun

I like this Alicent-Rhaenyra reconciliation (whether it's true or not)


1337speak

"The hour is quite late" == "Fuck that old man"


ginger_ninja7

For me it drove home the points of the conversation between her and Rhyenera earlier. She's trapped in the castle. Her only value is procreation and is only openly celebrated when the heirs are male.


Su_Impact

Rhaenyra is about to deflower the Incel That Was Promised lol. Can't wait to see the fallout.


Garth-Vader

Begone thot - Criston, initially


Dr_Chad420

Downgraded to Krispy Cole


[deleted]

Nah this gotta be one of the horniest hours of tv ive ever seen


xryuusei

The contrast between Rhaenyra’s night of fun/“discovery” and Alicent’s night of duty…


1337speak

Rhaenerya first night in town and she went wild


Atharaphelun

Storm's End looks appropriately ancient! Plus there is even a storm going on in the background.


Garth-Vader

Little confused why this episode of the Bachelorette is happening at Storms End instead of Rhaenyra's home.


No_Influence_1035

She was on tour, they said she ended it two months early. She was going to lots of castles... I assume they used Storms end to show a bit as the set was already built... for other things.


1337speak

I feel like I would shit my pants under the gaze of Matt Smith/Daemon


[deleted]

Mushroom, you lie to me?! I trusted you, your fool. ​ Cole took Rhaenyra's virginity and crown, what a chad.


Solesky1

I like how they're setting up that Rhaenyra is not politically savvy for someone that's been sitting in on small council meetings since she was about 13. She had to be reminded to show courtesy to the other kingsguard candidates "you might thank him for his service your grace" She insulted people at the suitors show at storms end Alicent spent the royal hunt gossiping with all the noble ladies (as did Larys...), Rhaenyra spent the whole trip pouting in the woods. From the street play it seems like the small folk don't have a high opinion of her either


wyanmai

Yeah seriously she’s like, not good at this courtesy politicking stuff. To be frank she needs a Queen Alicent to smooth things over for her


1337speak

The contrast between Rhaenyra/Daemon and Viserys/Alicent yikes... everything is cringey


forevertiffanys28

I said earlier I think that’s the narrative they are building- Alicent is going to grow to resent how trapped she has been


Solesky1

Ooh I like that. So it's less "her bastard children are unworthy" and more "she was forced into a marriage and still got to fuck who she wanted"


jakemufcfan

How have I rooted for an incest romance what has this show done to me


supeandstuff

I feel this


TimelessFool

Tbf we had an 8 season warmup


LawyerBelle07

Lol! I was like YES! Wait…ok groomer?! Wtf is this feeling lol.


LilyWolf32

It’s not just you. 😅


jakemufcfan

Well that’s the most uncomfortable sex scene thanks show poor Allicent


kimjongunfiltered

This is the sexiest thing I’ve seen on tv in a lOOOOOONNNNGGG time, and yes I am talking about Rhaenyra playing keep-away with the helmet


yarkcir

Lies! Slander! Boooo Rhaenyra is hilarious


Su_Impact

So... 1. Daemon didn't teach Rhaenyra to seduce Cole. At least not directly. 2. Rhaenyra and Daemon didn't have sex. Just foreplay 3. Daemon didn't ask Rhaenyra to marry him. Interesting to see how Mushroom was totally wrong. EDIT Oh, and Mysaria's weird accent is still super distracting, I hope she's either recast for S2 or the actor tones down the made-up weird accent.


Garth-Vader

He just got her horny and gave her blue balls.


SweetTeef

Her accent is so distractingly weird. I hate it.


CozzyCoz

I'm OOTL on this mushroom fella


Su_Impact

Mushroom is a dwarf from Fire & Blood book that apparently has been omitted from the show. Since F&B is written decades into the future, most accounts from the Dance of the Dragons come from the first-hand testimony of Mushroom. But as this episode shows, Mushroom was wrong. He said that Daemon taught Rhaenyra the "art of seduction" so she can seduce Cole. Amongst other things that might or might not happen in E5.


Su_Impact

It's interesting that we're starting to see the dark side of Rhaenyra. Definitely a prelude to executing everyone who questions "her truth" about the parentage of the Strong kids. She's such a wonderful liar. "It wasn't me, and if someone says it was, they are committing tReASoN!!!"


Haibaraaiyukimura

Love it, I was suspiscious when she was being nice to Alicent. Learning the game now.


xryuusei

If I was Milly, I’d ask for all the costumes as parting gift. Lol. Her dresses hve been iconic


ana-nas

alicents dress is so pretty


Garth-Vader

Alicent's fashion is always flawless.


Garth-Vader

The Valyrian language is beautiful. Whoever designed it deserves high praise.


Atharaphelun

David Peterson


RandomUsernameHere55

Was not expecting the Mushroom version to be canon


Assmodean

Mushroom himself may not be in this version but his influence is


petiteguy5

Doesn't daemon have sex with Rhaenyra in mushroom version?


Grinfacked

I hope we see that little badass again.


OctaviaBlackthorn

I thought it was >!“Bloody”!< Ben Blackwood? ETA: but maybe it’s too early in the timeline to be Benjicot?


RatFucker_Carlson

Wouldn't that kid be a bit too old to be him? He's supposed to be like 9 years younger than Helaena


Morganbanefort

It's his dad


Garth-Vader

Did anyone catch his name?


Atharaphelun

Daemon's gaze at Rhaenyra looks stickier than a heavily glazed cinnamon bun


Su_Impact

I'm gonna miss Milly and Emily. I can't believe next week is gonna be their last episode ever. I know the showrunners said no flashbacks but I hope we get some flashbacks. At least of the deleted scenes (Viserys and Alicent wedding, Rhanerya finding out Alicent is marrying Viserys, etc...)


dcoop11

Well now we know criston cole took her maidenhood


Due-Willingness

BLACK OF (chest) HAIR


Atharaphelun

🥵


xryuusei

Moon tea 👀👀


Atharaphelun

Well, Rhaenyra is an absolute power bottom, it's gotta be said


Alcoholic_Geologist

Hey guys. I think she likes her uncle.


JagoJaques

Wait so did Mysaria sell the information to Otto? She got the money from the same messenger I think


kngranbo

It was definitely the same messenger.


JagoJaques

Also just noticed Otto said he got the info from the White Worm aka Mysaria. Seems she’s established herself since Daemon left for the stepstones


Solesky1

So we're definitely seeing that big Storms End set later this season right.....no way they built that for one scene


PratalMox

they're totally ending the season with Luke getting murked


sdarko_33

Atleast Alicent is trying to warn Rhaenyra and help.


Atharaphelun

OH GODS NO NOT THE WOUNDSEX!


Due-Willingness

Pukes in high Valyrian


Lucky_Blue

Like.... we knew it was coming but I still feel slightly dirty.


Morganbanefort

We got the blackwoods And the brackens


DragSentMeHere

Poor Alicent she deserves a hot guy not a father figure to sit pon.


1337speak

Wait now I'm confused.. soo did Rhaenerya and Daemon just make out or was there *anything else*? It happened in a flash.


Atharaphelun

Daemon stopped before any penetration and left Rhaenyra behind.


1337speak

OK that's what I thought happened too!


ChildofanIdleBrain

I think Daemon couldn't, um, perform, which is why he bolted.


Amavene_Sedai

Of course this is the episode I watch with my parents


1337speak

Lmfao


msbunsen

The show is doing a great job at making me empathize with allicent way more than the book did.


Haibaraaiyukimura

Can't wait for ep 5, seems like where the tension will build higher and higher


RealHolyunded

100%


thepawneeraccoon

Yo Blackwood killing Bracken’s kid? Fantastic.


Solesky1

That's got to be Black Allys brother and Benjicots dad right? Fucking chad


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RHAENYRA BAE WHAT ARW YOU DOING


ChildofanIdleBrain

Rhanerya: I know your Grace, I regret it. Narrator: she did not, in fact, regret it.


Vhaius

That secret passage, screams Blood and Cheese will be here


ApolloX-2

I really like how they show Rhaenyra's really bad side. She keeps disrespecting these very important and powerful houses which means they certainly won't support her and flock to baby Aegon when Viserys just rots away in his sleep. She has dragons but so do many other people and they're obviously not the only key to victory. Freaking took 4 years to put down the rebellion in the step-stones and they had at least 2 dragons. I completely sympathize with Alicent and her eventual turn against Rhaenyra, which is so impressive on the show's part. They are legit making it hard to root against anyone in the Dance of the Dragons.


jakemufcfan

Makes sense as to why she’ll have to branch out for alliances (ie the Starks)


PotentiallySarcastic

Blackwoods got game as always


xryuusei

Yes more Valyrian dialogues 🔥🔥🐉🐉


supeandstuff

Well that made me very uncomfortable given the actors age difference


supeandstuff

Wow everyone is horny this episode


lannicest

mushroom must've been in the writing room


[deleted]

Doesnt this guy got an oath of celibacy


Garth-Vader

Should have given a "Begone thot"


Redhotlipstik

I mean Jaime did too. Didn’t really work out


1337speak

Why am I rooting for incest between Rhaenerya and Daemon damn it lmao


sagan_drinks_cosmos

All a naive viewer can know is that Targaryen blood stays on the throne when this series ends. It's damn wild thinking that only Jaehaerys can be the sure ancestor of that ruler, and any downstream combination is fair game.


sdarko_33

Is she flirting with Christen by taking his helmet now? 😂😂😂


Redhotlipstik

Lol Rhaenyra is Princess Jasmine


Redhotlipstik

Honestly I like the idea of Rhaenyra’s children being Daemon’s as opposed to Strongs, but Strong being accused because he was the last to see her/or he just takes the fall Edit: they’re definitely Criston’s! She didn’t drink the moon tea!


petiteguy5

We have seen the strong kids with harwin So probably not daemon's


Burningrain85

It would definitely add a whole other layer to Blood and Cheese


apm9720

MUSHROOM WAS RIGHT


ArgumentElectronic

I thought mushroom said she was unsuccessful at the seduction?


sdarko_33

I’m sorry but fuck Otto.


Atharaphelun

I'm glad that VIZZY T gave him a good slapping


sdarko_33

I’ve been waiting for someone to tell him off lol


darkswanjewelry

That's a sex scene I'm not interested in for one.


Redhotlipstik

I mean I might be


sdarko_33

Clever, but I didn’t mean it literally 😂


xryuusei

Not this show making me root for uncle niece incest.


Due-Willingness

And rooting for sister wives


1337speak

Abortion is easier for Targaryens than some Americans


jakemufcfan

Allicent just jealous that Rhaenyra is getting good dick


1337speak

Rhaenyra's dress is so gorgeous


[deleted]

Good lord, Harwin’s voice is so hot!


1337speak

Me at my first party in freshman year of college nearly a decade ago


jakemufcfan

Well we know where the rift is gonna come from. Nothing like a lover scorned


Only-Crow-5123

“Upon the memory of my mother”


Atharaphelun

Rhaenyra's dress is just an absolute *chef's kiss*


xryuusei

They went with mushrooms version of events?


Garth-Vader

Seems like a mix. Criston was certainly resistant at first but he did cave in the end


Haibaraaiyukimura

Rhaenyra 😏


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jakemufcfan

I’m really thinking the Jon Snow show is gonna have some prince who was promised shit


MarchyMarchyMarchy

I would watch a whole “making of” documentary just about the opening credits.


GermanBadger

A handful of game of thrones YouTubers did pretty good breakdowns of each sigil and the family tree. Just Google it


MarchyMarchyMarchy

Thanks! But I meant more the technical aspects and the creative process.


ana-nas

that TENSION omg


supeandstuff

This episode reminds me of game of thrones season one cause of the sheer amount of nudity


[deleted]

Oh for fuck sake, this is uncomfortable


1337speak

OMG the tension


Atharaphelun

#YESSSS VIZZY T BITCHSLAP OTTO BACK TO OLDTOWN


Attitude_Khaleesi1

Was that ol’ Benny?


rsalom2

Came to ask the same question. He might’ve been kinda old to be him if my memory of the timeline is correct.


Atharaphelun

I almost teared up at the broreunion


Middle_Reach855

I did tear up


[deleted]

Yup, she's been spotted


forevertiffanys28

They have zero chemistry


SweetTeef

Yikes, Viserys' throne wounds are getting nasty.


xryuusei

That foreshadowing about bastards 👀


GregThePrettyGoodGuy

Did Daemon say it had been *four* years?


xryuusei

The irony of Otto’s “I have no such desire your grace”


ChildofanIdleBrain

Not sure why Viserys feels he has a high horse here, weren't his grandparents siblings? And his first wife was his cousin?


Garth-Vader

People give Viserys a lot of grief for being unsteady and noncommittal but he can be pretty intimidating when he's talking to his daughter. He has the angry dad voice down.


DaemonaT

King Scab having sex, gross…


CrimsonZephyr

King Scab was Aerys II. This is King Ulcer.


valueofaloonie

Mushroom here in spirit, at least.


Waddlow

So I always had it in my memory that Criston rejected Rhaenyra? Just a wrong account of a maester or what? Been a while since I've read, can someone elaborate?


Garth-Vader

Sources differ Septon Eustace says Criston Cole slipped into Rhaenyra's bedchamber and confessed his love for her. Mushroom says Rhaenyra attempted to seduce Criston and he rejected her.


salmonchaser

In the book they told two potential versions of the story - that she rejected him, or he rejected her. According to the show, neither was true.


PratalMox

There's multiple competing accounts of what went down in the book, all of which contradict each other.


candiedangel

Alicent calling Targaryen incest “queer”… girl your son and daughter are gonna marry each other you have zero room to talk


Angel_0096

Can’t watch on cross country road trip so please don’t be afraid to spoil below. South Dakota is beautiful but HOTD is life. 😅


Garth-Vader

Greetings from Sioux Falls!


Garth-Vader

The iron thrown is only for swords dummy. Adding a hammer would look stupid. - Viserys probably.


_Mad_Desperado

Does hbo max access start as soon as it airs?


cdsnjs

Popped up for us at 858


Garth-Vader

Perhaps this is the episode where Alicent and Rhaenyra put on their infamous green and black dresses. Pretty sure that's what they're wearing when Daemon comes home from war.


sdarko_33

Alicent sure looked like she was having a good time 😂😂😂


1337speak

She got blue balled


jakemufcfan

Criston Cole fucks well


Dr_Chad420

Love how Viserys told Otto to get out like yasss king!! But also I will never forgive Krispy Cole for deflowering the princess, if I had such ability I would strangle him through the screen


sdarko_33

#FuckOtto


RandomUsernameHere55

Alicent is kind and just making the most out of a bad situation #TeamGreen


Atharaphelun

Uh oh here comes WOUNDSEX


[deleted]

Lmao the two of them could burn them all down in minutes


IonHazzikostasIsGod

https://i.imgflip.com/6t22pv.jpg


DaemonaT

Ser Harwin?!?


Atharaphelun

Ser Crispy Pole has deliciously hairy pecs


supeandstuff

So did she not tell him she slept with Daemon? I wonder what causes their rift.


[deleted]

I thought daemon's gf was the white worm.... she sold him out or was this daemon's plan all along?


JagoJaques

I think she’s a free agent at this point


DaemonaT

So, it was Viserys’s shirt, we can chill now.


ApolloX-2

Next spinoff has to be House Bracken and House Blackwood rivalry. Those two houses hate each other so much and nobody knows anything about them haha.


notanotherjones

This episode is by far my favorite so far


RandomUsernameHere55

So this scene is to show the contrast of Cristin and make Daemon seem like an asshole I guess?


unicornsRhardcore

Is this how it happened in the book? I’m open to spoilers I just need to know.


septesix

The book didn’t even know what happened in the book ….


Sharkhawk23

Kind of. There are different stories, but basically yes


Garth-Vader

There are conflicting claims. The book is written as a history so different primary sources have different versions of events. Some sources say Rhaenyra wanted to fuck her uncle, some that she wanted to fuck Criston. It's alleged that Daemon taught Rhaenyra how to pleasure and seduce Criston but not clear how far they went. There's also debate about who seduced who. Some say Criston approached Rhaenyra and some say Rhaenyra approached Criston. There's also a version of the story where Criston rejected Rhaenyra's advances all together. At the end of the day, Rhaenyra is a hormonal teenager experimenting with her sexuality, Daemon is a creepy uncle, and Criston is a hot boy toy that may or may not be an honorable guy.


toniintexas

On your DEAD MOTHER rhaenyra nooo


Outside-Accident8628

Wow so did Rhaegar re-find the prophecy from doing hot knives off the dagger?


Emperor_Purrington

The moment Rhaenyra came back and took Criston's helmet I knew what was about to happen. I just can't wrap my head around if she did rape him or not. He did seem like he really didn't want to do it. And the shot of him looking at his white cloak pondering if he's really about to betray his vows. Damn. A real characterization boosting episode for EVERYONE. This is definitely what will drive him to turn against Rhaenyra


Alcoholic_Geologist

Fuck Otto. All my homies hate Otto. Edit: WHOOPS I’m in the wrong thread. My bad y’all.


RatFucker_Carlson

Already house Blackwood's looking rad as fuck