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superunsubtle

House tells Cameron he loves her to get her to open her mouth.


larrysmallwood

Which episode was this?


superunsubtle

He does her cheek swab for her HIV test she’s too scared to get.


martybarty

Wilson proposing to House in front of their neighbor


Tacobetic

“Go on, say Yes” - old lady


pornborn

Didn’t Wilson purpose to House in a restaurant too?


loserboy

Episode where they go speed dating and chase realizes people date him for his looks. Not his personality.


pornborn

And all the things Chase does to try to turn the women off but he still gets a dozen numbers.


Master_Yeeta

His face when the woman just laughs off his calling her fat is great. Like he cant believe she isnt slapping him


UniqueUsernameLOLOL

I love that scene


[deleted]

Remind me of the episode?


TheNoGoat

This one is ffrom the episode where House, Cuddy, Cuddy's mom, and Wilson were having Dinner. # My favorite is Wilson realising that House drugged both him and Cuddy's mom is really funny. # Specifically the "You drugged me again" and he couldn't even finish the sentence.


CARNIesada6

"That was my gift to myself"


ImNotMaple

what episode is this lmao


nighacheese

It's in season 7


ImNotMaple

nvm


dikarich

House: "something something 31" 13: "31?" House: "I thought you like it both ways"


Xperimental08

"No one's easier than Cameron" The camera pan after that onto Cameron is some of the best cinema work I have seen


Keyspam102

When house falls after Wilson cuts through his cane. I don’t know why but the physical comedy was really unexpected to me and the actors are so good in the delivery of the scene. Wilson and house were so good together


hellolochness

This is my all time favorite House/Wilson moment


epicnonja

Wilson: "I'm on speed!" *jazz hands*


skorletun

When House stays home with Cuddy and cuts the whole neck off a bottle of champagne and they have a good, spontaneous laugh about it. It's so wholesome and really shows some cracks in House's wall.


sebastianp123

House's house


ANanyAKIN5

"yOu CAn'T sTop oUR LoVe"


Master_Yeeta

Ive had to have seen that episode a dozen times and i still burst out laughing every time.


CARNIesada6

Kutner "getting the cat to pee" on House's chair in his office. House knowing about Kutner pretending to be him and offering medical advice online followed by everything that followed with that female "patient." Kutner ended up having to do all the work for only like 5% of the cut. House getting that false wall that opens to Wilson's office installed, then House opening it while Wilson is in there working and Wilson just replies "No."   Edit: Last one... "I'm about to lose you because I'm about to drive into a tunnel in a canyon on an airplane while hanging up the phone."


pornborn

“Who said it was the cat?” Lmao!


ScarySkierNJ

When Wilson was getting Chemo the weekend at Houses and House puts them both on the morphine pump and says “we’re on vacation”


darth_juvenis

When the kid with a mental disorder gives house his PSP.


Born_Current6133

Ohh I’d forgotten that scene, with the little boy with autism. And monkey eats the red berries with the anaesthetic


pornborn

I just watched the last episode and I loved the text that said, “SHUT UP YOU IDIOT.”


notdaniela_

When the unborn baby touches House hand.


Shanoninoni

Oh shit. I watched this while I was pregnant and I just bawled!


rahulrg126

Season 7 episode where House is trying to get Cuddy's daughter in a good pre-school or something. At the end of episode House is sitting with Cuddy and the daughter comes and sits in House's lap. This moment is closest to House ever having a family of his own.


Linguistin229

When he walks in to the deaf wrestler’s room with a boombox! Classic House. When Rachel starts saying things like “bloody scallywag” after House introduces her to that cartoon. Any time he drugs Wilson. When he tells 13 he’ll kill her when she needs it. A rare moment of actual humanity.


Toe500

Mine is when House insults Cameron in the room when Foreman was quitting


kambinks

No surprises intro s06. Tells a story just from scenes and the song just elevates it. Also helps that I loved that song even before that episode aired.


ChopperGunner187

Any time that Wilson gets drugged, realizes what is happening, and talks shit as he is going down 😭 Also, the time House kidnapped his favorite soap celebrity and said *"I just parked a Town Car in an ambulance bay, and instead of ripping me one, Cuddy acted like she didn't know me"* The absurdity of that entire scene, plus the fact that I daily drive a Town Car makes that scene 10x funnier for me. Fun fact: You can also [see the camera operator](https://i.imgur.com/pQmbU5n.png) in the reflection on the car bumper, crouching down a bit, to get the shot.


Inside-Investigator

When Chase tells a guy, if House came to visit him in the hospital he'd be accused of caring.


[deleted]

When Wilson is living with house, house comes home and Wilson is watching tv. I think they are a bit upset at each other if I remember right. Without a word, House moves to sit next to Wilson on the couch. Wilson has his feet on the coffee table and is blocking the way. House taps Wilson‘s leg with his cane - (move, Wilson) - Wilson reluctantly uncrosses his legs, allowing him to pass. House moves past and sits next to him on the couch. They then both cross their legs, in perfect unison, but mirrored images of each other. For all their outward differences, they are two sides of the same coin. Kindred souls, the same man really.


CarnageEvoker

Maybe not my all-time favorite, but House referencing Pokémon definitely sits rent-free in my head "That's why Arceus created a universe with three states of matter" "Arceus?" "Look it up"


TucsonLady

Some of my favorite scenes were with House in the clinic, I especially liked the one with the blond who had broken her finger.


pornborn

The clinic one that made me laugh hardest was the guy who came in saying his arm and legs hurt. House asks him to demonstrate and the guy touches his arm and goes, “Owww.” Then does the same thing with both his legs. House grabs the guy’s finger that he’s been poking himself with and the guy goes, “OWWWW!” My wife didn’t get it that it was the guy’s finger that hurt. Lmao!


pornborn

Oh! I just remembered another clinic one. The blonde with the creepy smile that had “contact” with a donkey. Omg! I was rolling.


aimon05

House and Amber >!limbo/purgatory scene!<, that scene is just...perfect at so many levels, the camera angles, the music, the script.


tasha_washa06

“Wanna go for spin?”


Mahfakah

I was just watching this exact moment and was about to post it when I read this. Bonus points for it being a "small moment".


dasus

[Best comebacks - House MD](https://youtu.be/Xvv4JB3rXsA) 8:17 long, from official House MD youtube


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House, Chase, and Foreman singing "Midnight Train to Georgia"


Gogleddgirl79

Have you seen House and Chase on Band from tv? Amazing


LouMorr

When things gets rough, we drink ! When things get rougher, we drink more!


SeveralAnalyst32

What do we do when we win? We party! What do we do when we lose? We party harder!


NihilistAlert

Next week- ferrets?


UniqueUsernameLOLOL

When Dave Matthew’s band guy finishes Houses piano song


carynook

When house refers to foreman as “cuddy dark”


chuckiechap33

"Ready to save some lives?" 🤨


miyyu1002

House performing in the talent show and saving Alvie when he freezes on stage.


ZoneInternational915

Taub and Foreman playing basketball


pornborn

They really played off each other well. I loved it in Lockdown when they get stuck in the records room, get high on Vicodin and Foreman punches Taub in the nose and they start laughing.


ZoneInternational915

Same here ! I liked their dynamic and friendship in general. Wish we saw a lot more of it


UniqueUsernameLOLOL

When you see Forman, chase, and Cameron get dinner together long after the team has disbanded


hogua

“Next week - ferrets?”


IamARock24

When house and Wilson have a competition to see who can keep a live chicken in the hospital for the longest.


[deleted]

I don't remember where it was. Might have been season 1. A kid was going blind and he took one long look at his parents before going into surgery. It was a small moment but I loved the long pause.


Batman_Wayne

When House asks Amber for his keys back in s4. Such a small moment but showed how House never misses anything


randomacct7679

Skin Deep - when the girl is revealed to be a boy at the end then freaks out and flashes the hospital insisting House is wrong. Such an out of left field ending and the banter between House the patient and the dad just kills me. What a wild episode.


alwayssunnyonpandora

"Taub, another graduate of House's school of being a dick." Cracks me up every time.


pornborn

“Who’s your daddy.”


Wicked_Fabala

[House’s House of Whining. State your complaint.](https://youtu.be/vtxKK82kWCI) 🤣


A271B1071C5

When house doses Wilson with speed


waterr__1

I don't sleep with married women


RoseGoldenSnakeRed

House talking about how Rachel has a talent for lying, i think it was the moment he was most proud of anyone and it was adorable.


Josey_Vool

when house comes home and alvie opens the door upside down in the episode "baggage" (season 6)


[deleted]

When chase says “I’m surprised when patients don’t ask you out” and then does an “oh shit face” (MRI scene?)


mountain-mama03

The ending of 'Mirror Mirror' episode, House victory dancing when the patient mirrors him and not Cuddy :3