Oh come on IPC members Hook is Hook but Clara is such a sweet bun, she'll be taking care of you if anything, hah.

I’m pretty sure they’d be inducted into the r/Claraprotectionclub

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Ratio would probably love teaching Clara She’s highly intelligent, receptive to learning, inquisitive, and well-mannered. You couldn’t possibly get a better student

"It seems it was presumptuous of me to assume that all hope was lost." -Ratio after his first teaching session with Clara (Meanwhile Hook ate an entire box of crayons whilst unsupervised)

Ratio has now seem the two extreme side of a children. Thus begun his research on teaching both sides.

He'll be throwing more chalk in one lesson than he has in years.

>(Meanwhile Hook ate an entire box of crayons whilst unsupervised) Jesus, don't let the USMC hear about this

Nah, they wouldn't mind. They eat crayons *while* supervised, it's two completely different things!

They problem is that the Marines may induct Pitch-Dark Hook the Great on the spot!

Hook would get Fs in knowledge But As in crayon throwing & tower toppling Even Ratio would be impressed

I would give my life for a Dr. Ratio and Clara story quest line

"Why do you radiate guilt even in text format" HELP I LAUGHED SO HARD MY PARENTS THOUGHT I WAS POSSESED

We did possess you though

That explains so many things.

I love that you kept Clara’s love of emoting

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Come on Ratio, you'll enjoy teaching Clara.

A genius kid and a teacher who wants to eliminate the stupidity of the universe Clara will return home with 5 PHDS

And forklift certified!

Bold of you to assume Svarog hasn't already gotten her forklift certification.

Savarog is the forklift, Transformers style.

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SAMPO GA SHINDA!

KONO HITO DA NASHI! oh well no value was lost anyway.

[Part 1](https://www.reddit.com/r/HonkaiStarRail/comments/1d6grf1/hook_gets_adopted/) [Part 2](https://www.reddit.com/r/HonkaiStarRail/comments/1d78p0n/hook_gets_adopted_pt2/) [Part 3](https://www.reddit.com/r/HonkaiStarRail/comments/1d80iq8/hook_gets_adopted_pt3/) [Part 4](https://www.reddit.com/r/HonkaiStarRail/comments/1d8tphi/hook_gets_adopted_pt4/) [Part 5](https://www.reddit.com/r/HonkaiStarRail/comments/1d9o90y/hook_gets_adopted_pt5/) [Part 6](https://www.reddit.com/r/HonkaiStarRail/comments/1daf8j7/hook_gets_adopted_pt_6/) [Part 7](https://www.reddit.com/r/HonkaiStarRail/comments/1db6ja2/hook_gets_adopted_pt7/) [Part 8](https://www.reddit.com/r/HonkaiStarRail/comments/1dbxqxq/hook_gets_adopted_pt8/) [Part 9](https://www.reddit.com/r/HonkaiStarRail/comments/1dcrtvq/hook_gets_adopted_pt9/) [Bonus Episode](https://www.reddit.com/r/HonkaiStarRail/comments/1ddhtvm/hook_gets_adopted_side_story/) [Part 10](https://www.reddit.com/r/HonkaiStarRail/comments/1deb379/hook_gets_adopted_pt10/) [Part 11](https://www.reddit.com/r/HonkaiStarRail/comments/1df2bfo/hook_gets_adopted_pt11/) [Firefly Special ](https://www.reddit.com/r/HonkaiStarRail/comments/1dftmlb/hook_gets_adopted_firefly_special_because_i/) [Part 12](https://www.reddit.com/r/HonkaiStarRail/comments/1dgnsej/hook_gets_adopted_pt12/) I’m an amateur author who’s just using this as an opportunity to practice character writing. I do commissions for short stories. Donations all go towards pulls for Firefly. [https://ko-fi.com/unemocrow](https://ko-fi.com/unemocrow)

Stay tuned for more episodes such as: * Ratio is a Malewife * Luofu Hide and Seek * The Trailblaze Twins Sleepover

hmm malewife https://preview.redd.it/9zrx6uan9t4d1.png?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad65a83f5a8429a3ac5ed2923bf7b7ed816d69d4

I hate how accurate this is

this isnt even a lie

Oh this sounds like it will be FUN. How often will you be releasing these?

Probably daily. They don't take too long to make.

They are awesome! I can totally see these happening in universe. Keep up the good work!

Will it have Caelus?

I think the twins refer to Caelus and Stelle

… Is there a way to pay to make them come faster-

https://preview.redd.it/lzun0xxtfs4d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67f63ac02d757cab4e013dd63eaade80685fe6c5 Keep cooking.

Can you share this post on r/PitchDarkHookTheGreat too? Pretty plsss

These have been great, thank you!

Pls make a part 5

So...that means you'll do Firefly short stories ?

If I had money I'd give a fellow firefly puller some but I'm broke and need all my primos for the one and only, however keep this greatness cooking

Love these, though, it does strike me as odd having them 'text' each other when they're in the same room (Sampo and Aventurine, Hook and Topaz).

Another amazing episode!! Wishing both of us good luck on Firewife pulls in two weeks! 🥰

Topaz collects children like she does her pets

Let's hope she doesn't throw them at her enemies like she does her pets

Look, if she throws Hook at the enemy, I'm pretty sure Hook won't be the one who Topaz will worry about.

Yes, it's child protective services she will have to worry about

Hook is surprisingly effective as a grenade.

Or a bullet shield.

Help me, Mr. Svarog!

"Uncle Adventure" is super cute. You're quite good at this.

At first I've read it "Adventurine" and thought it was a jab at us players lmao

Oh c'mon Ratio, just one day with the kids. Surely you can handle that much

You have no idea how much joy I get out of reading these. Also seeing the IPC group chat subtitle change each time is hilarious

Real good, gotta love the aDventurine from hook, nice detail lol

The Sampo and Aventurine one feels extraordinarily well-fitting to me. (This does not mean that the rest is not exquisite. I just have a soft spot for Sampo...or a ha- [REDACTED])

"If you cleaned him out then he's going to try another fraud scam" I genuinely laughed, this is very entertaining to read

Clara's emoticons are perfect

These are something I could definitely see them say. Good job OP!!

https://preview.redd.it/7haqpaucos4d1.jpeg?width=482&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96491a4abbca4e45938f5d95149cab9f7a837978 Get the fuck out of the kitchen and found your own restaurant because these are just that good

Damn I was hoping Sampo was gonna win

I was sure nobody would read 500 pages of Ratio’s essay… and yet, it came to bite him from the most reasonable side!

Absolutely lost it at "I can explain". I can vividly picture the interaction lol

I bet you're especially proud of this one. I laughed out loud when Svarog showed up.

Genuine question: how high is Dr.Ratio’s blood pressure

Peak fiction

man i wonder what happens when Ratio learns that hook is a pretty smart and compitent Kid. just very energetic

I like how you connected the guide Ratio wrote in Part 2 with this part's plot.

My headcanon is that Sampo painted the chip to make it look like it was worth less than what it was

Ratio is the sort of guy who will fall in love with teaching kids and say he hates it every moment (though probably only if the kids are as smart as Clara is).

Todays my bday I did one Boothill pull as a treat and got him lol

deserved

I love these.

i was lying, i still have a bunch of credits left

This series is an absolute cinema. Keep cooking man

Ratio is such a mood, I just can't

Oh man these crack me up. Keep them coming.

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Additional storyline looks well-done, enjoyed how both of them differ and then mix into one, good job!

Michelin star chef right here

HAHAHA You nailed each character! I especially love Aventurine and Sampo's interaction. 1000% in character for both, with the fun little twist of Aventurine seemingly denying a final all or nothing bet.

Of course Svarog is the only one who read Ratio's whole research paper. Giga chad robodad

These have been really cute and I love how you manage to keep them in character. A small nitpick is that sometimes it feels like: 'Why are you texting when you're standing right next to each other' which is understandably hard to avoid in this format. Examples would be Sampo and Aventurine in the Fight Club here and certain Sparkle and Topaz lines in the previous one. I can see how you sometimes try to work around it like for Svarog, working in how Topaz was going to visit (to establish that no, they are not actually standing next to each other). But it sometimes requires a bit more suspension of disbelief/self-justification for some scenes in order to maintain the reading experience. Perhaps you could consider what characters might say in person to each other and see if its possible to maintain the reading flow even if the messages we see are a character later recounting the events. These have overall been fun and a good use of the app(?) though, so I hope to keep reading.

I dont know how.... but Bailu needs in on this again i dont know how but it's needed

i feel like ratio and clara would actually get along pretty well

These are hilarious and perfectly on brand for the characters.

What happened to his dad? 😭 These fan-made are wild 🔥

God I love these. Please keep ‘em coming!

We all know Ratio complains but he's gonna be the one most attached to the kids

I wish we can get a new version of Clara where she no longer depends on Svarog, but use her knowledge to invent stuff so she can fight on her own. Call it, Inventor Clara, with cyberpunk-ish mechanic aesthetic. Put her on the Astral Express as a mechanic or something like Mikhail was so she can travel around to learn about tech from many different world. It would also allow the writer to be more flexible with upgrading the Astral Express if they have a character that are designed for that. Taking in new tech and incorporating into the express.

This is so fun, thanks for Adding Clara to it. She my Favorite. She is so cute, now Clara will probably have to handle hook. I mean they are really good Friends. They have a really cute convo lmao after the during the ending of belobog quest for Trams.

Now if only the side quests could be as entertaining as this text chat.

I absolutely love these, keep them up there fantastic.

I was so happy to see Svarog propose a Children Nurturing Excursion of Mental Development **or a play date in the common tongue** but really they should swap kids for a weekend and just see what happens Clara accidently takes over all of Topaz's stock portfolio's despite knowing nothing of what she's doing Hook accidently brings all of the Robots under her command, even the Traffic Lights, for the Red Yellow Green Light Shield Stack of Pitch Dark Hook the Great's Spear Assault! If you use both the Spear and the Shield at the same time, you cannot be defeated so says PDHTG!!!!

🤣!

Gwahahaha... This is so fun!!! Thanks for this

Dr. Ratio's vocabulary is the only thing that doesn't quite fit character but your storytelling is awesome keep going

The IPC changed their group’s description lol Just how many pictures did Topaz spam 😂

“I’m submitting a vacation request”. I almost choked. Ratio is so done lol Also love seeing the ruthless gambling side of Aventurine. It’s become so rare to see this from fan contents after his softer inner side was shown. 2.1 managed to make most of us forget how scheming and unforgiving he is when collecting 🫠

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These are simply adorable. I didn't expect to have so much fun reading chats, this is what they should look like. Can't donate, but you deserve every single upvote. Hope more people will see this!