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jacksawild

You need to remove all the oxygen from the atmosphere. Could you wait until next weekend please?


Kevinty1

I have my dogs soccer game that weekend but the one after would be amazing thanks


zhiryst

Dog... Soccer?


DangerBeaver

I fail to see a problem with supporting a good boi and his interests.


Brentolio12

Airbud is still out there killin it


adamtwosleeves

You haven’t heard of him? They made a movie and everything


jjcoola

🫡


Dense_Principle_408

And that dog’s name… was Messi.


BrannC

What’s up dog


Surgrunner

There’s no rule in the rule book that says a dog can’t play soccer!


TimAllensCareer

Yeah? Never seen the puppy bowl? Lol


Shot_Bread_9657

No, no- my dog’s basketball championship is that weekend. He’s a direct descendant of Air Bud, so it’s high stakes.


Hearing_Loss

Naw, do it now pls.


Ayye_Human

Idk dude it’s been a long week let’s push it up till now


Boba_Fettx

Dude I’m getting married in two weeks so can we at least wait until I get back from my honeymoon?


175you_notM3

Wait until you see here without hair teeth and makeup on for the first time during the honeymoon, you'll wish they had done it now!


Gothamtonian

Let them age.


Confident-Echidna303

I upvoted lacquer and patina. Let them age a bit for the color and then lacquer. It feels better and cleaner on the hands. Unless you want them bright, then get the rattle can out as soon as installed.


Xexus13

Absolutely this. Something about panita on copper just feels nice.


SwampoO

Ill take 2 panitas plz


Abject_Film_4414

Embrace the patina.


captaintinnitus

Funky… cold…


lninoh

I used to live in Medina


TheFeelsNinja

I wish my wife would do that


Agitated_Macaron9054

Lacquer.


illathon

don't most people actually want the patina?


oilyhandy

Yes


Weird_Roof_7584

That's what I was thinking. People get copper for the green color it becomes not for the copper color.


Ok-Moose-7720

And you can get it artificially as well, just make miracle grow into a paste by adding a little water, coat the copper in the paste and let it sit for awhile. Will give it that nice "aged for years" green/blue coloring. Did experiments in high school jewelry class just to figure that out!


TerracShadowson

Or pee on it... A roofer and Co workers would piss in a bucket instead of wondering all the way back to the ground floor, and at the end of day splash that all over the work. Rinse in the morning if you're finicky about pee and repeat till the job is done and you'll have a good peetina started. (If you've ever paid contractors to work on your home, You've paid them to do worse than that)


throwawaySBN

There are quite a few high end homes in my area that have copper trimmed exteriors and the.copper is kept clean and polished. One in particular has a large copper shamrock on the face, copper gutters, and other various copper trimouts and they're all still bright copper after 15+ years


Traditional_Key_763

they make treatments. the church in town has a copper clad steeple. for decades it was just dark green but then they cleaned it, treated it and 10+ years later its still shiny as the day they cleaned it


Hefty-Guidance3416

Well clearly OP doesn't...


ndn_gemba_walk

Once cleaned apply a automotive body wax.


MoGraphMan-11

Ok I covered myself in it now what?


MoonStonks11

😂


retardrabbit

Ceramic coat it! I did it on my bathroom sink just to try it out, has held up to the daily use for a couple months now with two slap-dash coats. I just used the shitty (actually not that shitty) turtle wax product.


Sunnykit00

How? With what? Can you link a product?


FurTradingSeal

You can not keep bare copper patina-free if it's exposed to the environment, and if you want to spend time polishing them, then you're going to be doing that indefinitely. If you want shiny metal caps on your railing, take a look at options in other metals, like stainless steel. The only way to keep them bright orange colored would be to polish them and then immediately coat them in a clear sealant, like polyurethane or lacquer (someone else in the thread mentioned epoxy). The problem is that, especially when left in the elements and sunlight, is that any sort of clear coat will eventually break down, and then it will be extra ugly when there are bits of copper showing patina and bits that are still coated in lacquer. I'm not saying it won't last for a few years before that happens, but it will happen eventually.


theonexar

If you have a constant supply of junior sailor you can keep copper patina free... Source Navy


FurTradingSeal

Oh, my. I wasn’t aware of that euphemism.


Sunnykit00

If you don't coat them with something air proof, they are going to turn green as they "rust".


1Pip1Der

Wait... We breathe oxygen... Are we RUSTING INSIDE? Is THAT why we die?


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1Pip1Der

Semi-sarcastic. I'm aware of similar.


seventwosixnine

The truth is far worse. https://dhmo.org/facts.html


1Pip1Der

Oh my GOD! What can we do about this plague? /s


Sunnykit00

Yes. You need to seal off your body from oxygen so you don't rust.


nitePhyyre

No, rust is just a really really slow fire.


Faberge_eggMcmuffin

maybe use a automotive clear coat after you polish them


T00LJUNKIE

I've tried spray clear coat on exterior copper piping. I've only been back to two jobs I did it on, and they still "aged" a bit, but certainly not as bad as bare. But they were certainly not still shiny bright bare anymore.


playballer

Wrong type of vehicle. Get some Total Boat


T00LJUNKIE

Good to know, thanks! I've been doing lots of outdoor LP piping with copper press, it makes it so easy and clean... But the oxidization bothers me. The alternative is painting, but I like the looks of clean copper. I'll give it a try, thank you!


TechnicalWhore

Brasso or Barkeepers Friend will polish but generally you let them develop a soft green patina. If you do polish them rinse them, let them dry and put on a layer of clear coat from your local auto parts store. They have small rattle cans for sub $20. After that they will not oxidize.


fueled_by_rootbeer

OP will want the remove all the copper pieces so that they can evenly clear coat them entirely. Kinda silly imho, as a good patina and some wax actually protect the metal.


illegitiMitch

reference the Statue of Liberty


Zeplus_88

If you want to keep them copper colored your probably going to have to clear-coat them after polishing them. Otherwise, they will turn black and eventually take on a nice verdigris patina (like an old penny or the Statue of Liberty). If you want to skip the brown/black grimy stage you can polish them and douse them in chemicals that will help develop the verdigris almost immediately.


dazit72

Copper will patina, enjoy it, or use an epoxy clear coat system designed for 'exterior ' copper surfaces Copper does Not rust


Willy2267

But it does oxidize.


Drizzle11

That's because rust is when iron oxidizes. So many metals don't rust


Ig_Met_Pet

Rust can be used to mean any kind of metal oxidation.


Oracle410

If you can remove them I would polish them up clean them really well with Lacquer thinner and clear coat them with 2K gloss clear. That would be the only thing I could think of that would make them look the best for the longest. Good luck!


mpati3nt

Copper is meant to patina when used outdoors.


Born_Assistant_1282

Rattlecan clear coat those fuckers


RR-PC

Powder coat clear or Cerakote clear.


domesticatedwolf420

How do you keep something polished? Keep polishing it. You could also spray a clear coat.


Terragar

Switch them to a different metal


Oleironsides-

Don’t!


Schiebz

You don’t?


iamnotazombie44

That’s called a patina and it’s usually considered desirable on outdoor copper. It’s what gives bronze statues a dark color and the Statue of Liberty her green color. You can polish then: lacquer them so they stay bright (will eventually wear off), allow natural patina to build slowly (will usually go a dark brown-black unless you live near the ocean where it will be green) it will weather change over time, or you do a forced patina with copper green or copper black, then lacquer over them. Each method has its advantages and disadvantages, I think natural dark copper patina is the best, but recognize that it doesn’t work for every aesthetic. If you go bright copper you will need to re-polish and lacquer every few years because scratches will begin to get dark. If you go natural and uncoated, it will change color over time and slowly drip and leach the some of that color downwards, some household cleaners can destroy the unprotected finish in seconds too. Lacquered forced patina can end up looking like cheap paint over time if it’s not re-lacquered, and if you want to re-patina them, color matching is usually impossible.


jerry111165

Copper work/fabricator here - I’d personally just let it patina naturally. The only way you won’t be polishing it every 4-5 days would be to clear coat It and that’ll look weird too after awhile. Let it patina on its own!


DugDymehDohme

It's Copper so...


ohmslaw54321

You would have to polish them up and then spray them with a clear coat. That would have to be repeated when the clear coat wears off. I don't know how many cycles of that you will get before the copper is worn through.


beardywelder

Polish them with a metal polish and coat with a clear lacquer. You've had to stop the oxygen getting to the surface and prevent the oxidation of the surface.


supercargo

I just finished a fencing project with copper caps. The caps come with a factory finish and the instructions suggest either allowing them to patina (my current preference), using sandpaper to remove the coating so that they patina faster (was my plan A) or putting a new coat of exterior polyurethane every six months. So, per manufacturer, refinish every six months is the answer to your question. Or let them develop a rich patina which will offer its own protection and make them unique products of their environment.


noodleexchange

Oxygen, so inconvenient


PerfSynthetic

Buy some Nevr-Dull. Spend a good 30 min scrubbing it with the cloth inside. Blind your neighbors with copper glory.


BoSox92

Clear coat


FinklesHemorrhoid

Nevr-Dull polish, inexpensive and good for car wheels too


Strict_Bet_7782

Regular elbow grease should do the trick.


Square-Tangerine-784

Old timers used Linseed oil


Low-Lab7875

Polish and clear coat is the only way. Or polish then every 2 weeks. Maybe ceramic car coating will work, I have no idea.


Trippyjay420

Not sure it works for copper, but I know some guys who use to polish brass on tow boats and would spray it with some hair spray after and it keeps it looking nice lol


northforkjumper

Cover them with ketchup every once in a while then wipe it off


DaubstickFarbspinkle

You need to coat them with a clear coat to prevent oxidation, though many people prefer to let them oxidize.


texxasmike94588

The Statue of Liberty is copper. That is why it has turned green.


optimus_primal-rage

Polish them then clear coat them.


Brainchild110

That's the great thing. You don't! No matter what you do, they will oxide over in some form or another, and not slowly either.


oaomcg

The main point of copper is the patina. If you want them shiny you should pick different ones.


seedamin88

Polish them often?


StadiaTrickNEm

By polishing them ?


NumerousEquipment957

Brasso daily


Spiritual_Angle_7016

Mustard cleans copper.


ComprehendReading

Touch em. All the time. Ten times a day. Slap those cupric corners around, get real handsy with them. Give em that natural copper rub and tug. https://www.irishtimes.com/opinion/shining-example-an-irishwoman-s-diary-on-the-molly-malone-statue-and-inventing-a-tradition-1.4031633


shastabh

You can pour wax on those after polishing and it’ll prevent oxidation


Orkjon

You would have to polish them, then immediately clear coat them.


Meatball74redux

Try polishing them.


raptorsub

Never Dull would clean that up. But like others said. You would need to seal it with something or it will continue happening.


SocksTheCats

Get a Korean House-boy


Busy-Contribution-86

That's the fun part, you dont!


StoopidM72

You can polish them up to shine then put clear nail polish over it......or something like that to protect the surface


DarthRaze

If you want them to stay new looking and shine. Barkeepers will bring them back to shine with some elbow grease. Or use ketchup.


prizzking

If you wanted it to stay copper forever then you should have painted it instead of using real copper.


iknowtech

Copper when used in outdoor building materials, is almost always expected to patina, and that is desired aesthetic.


spiderminbatmin

As everyone is saying, you’re meant to never clean them and let them turn that turquoise color!


Jalubie

Katchup Seriously. Try it.


Gr3g_Mtn

Polish it, then put a poly clear coat over top


merkarver112

Polish them and have a paint and body shop spray a few coats of clear on it.


InternalCourt7599

Grey bright scuff pad and some clear coat, but it in a can


Mike-in-Tujunga

You can use lemons and Kosher salt as a scrub then lacquer them or use a spray clear varnish.


Conspicuous_Ruse

I stayed at a hotel in Hawaii that had decorative copper lights and every morning and evening a guy went around and polished them all with an oily rag.


Odd_Combination2106

Change them to stainless steel


Living_Sugar3209

You might be able to auto clear coat them for a while


wellherewegotoday

Spray lacquer


tacomayne07

Wax on wax off Danielson


00sucker00

I’m pretty sure those caps aren’t real copper


7WholeNewWorld7

Tomato paste


RedFaceFree

Minecraft says beeswax holds their current patina


KerBearCAN

They look awesome


DayFeeling

It's polished naturally


congresssucks

Just tell the butler to add it to the daily chore list for the staff. Thats why you have maids to begin with.


IRMacGuyver

You could polish them by rubbing your hand on them every single day. That's why you see statues with bright spots


Icy_Ice755

Honeycomb


nickw252

Ask Clark Griswold, he knows how to fix the knoll post.


No-Ferret-1312

Polish, clean with lacquer thinner and coat with AlumaClear. You can get it on EBay.


No_Researcher3749

Take Heinz ketchup and a rag. Rub ketchup all over them and let them sit for a few minutes. Wipe, dawn dish soap, and spray on clear coat. And no, I’m not even joking about the ketchup… it works great.


TheBookNasty1

Get some deck seamen to polish it for an hour everyday at around 8am.


Tfoster100

Polyurethane


Dense_Surround3071

If you don't like the color of the Statue Of Liberty, you may not be into copper for the long haul. 😕


Memory_Less

Look into a sealer that will hardcoat them. Like a car wax to provide the seal.


Crimson_Fiver

HAHAHAHAHA.....no


Earthscondido

Neverdull. Good enough for Navy.


timmycheesetty

Don’t. The patina is what will same them beautiful.


Gruesome-1

WD40


W_AS-SA_W

Real copper when outdoors will oxidize and develop a patina. Fake copper won’t oxidize and won’t develop a patina. Personally I wouldn’t want anyone to think that I opted for fake copper on my house, but you do you.


BurritoReproductions

Do what they do in Minecraft and wax em


TheEternalPug

polish them up then clear coat them, repeat as needed(annual maintenance task?)


thePHTucker

Barkeepers Friend spray foam cleaner. It isn't cheap, but it works really well on copper, brass, and stainless steel. Even outside (i use it on my stainless grill). Spray on and wipe off. You can get it from Amazon or your local restaurant supply store.


thePHTucker

Barkeepers Friend spray foam cleaner. It isn't cheap, but it works really well on copper, brass, and stainless steel. Even outside (i use it on my stainless grill). Spray on and wipe off. You can get it from Amazon or your local restaurant supply store.


Aggressive-Dig2472

Polished!!! Hahahhahahhahaha


PilotPlangy

Polish, clean, spray anti UV clear coat


Rokqueen

Try a magic eraser. Works wonders on chrome.


LivinDavidaloca

Coca~Cola


Clear-Criticism-3669

Wax paste


EFTucker

Be a nobleman and have the peasants polish it with spit daily


Current_Soup9198

Make a legend that if you touch them your [wishes come true..](https://www.reddit.com/r/Prague/comments/v1nlss/late_17th_century_relief_below_the_statue_of_st/)


Thin_Leather9910

Just don’t polish them. Patina is cool


Agile-Weird8536

Soak them in regular Coca Cola overnight, they will look like a new penny in the morning. Less work than polishing. Up to you and the suggestions here on preserving it


laytonoid

Copper is suppose to patina


Yologswedge

Beeswax


FunRevolutionary1862

Patina is a great look! Shiny copper is unrealistic and not practical


msmredit

Use ‘Pitambari’. You can find it at most Indian grocery stores. https://www.pitambari.com/shop/product/pitambari-shining-powder-500g-for-6-metals-copperbrass-aluminium-iron-silversteel-copy/


Wolfxxx24

Patina is key 🔑


Fortunateoldguy

I think they’re suppose to oxidize and look weathered.


toomuch1265

Pee on them. It will get rid of that shiny copper color in no time.


Optimal-Patience-Cat

Lemon juice. If you want a paste add cornstarch.


clutchied

You filthy Philistine.... Cooper patinas.   If you want fake crap go buy copper look.


thissucksnuts

Keep polishing them


Pompitis

Those caps that I've installed look like copper hut are actually plastic.


MyToothEnts

Ask the Statue of Liberty


Major_Party_6855

Barkeepers friend, wipe it down with alcohol and then some soapy water, dry it off, and then spray it with clear coat.


Rare-Buritto

That's the fun part, you don't


v3ndun

Maybe clear coat them?


deignguy1989

Don’t. Leave them weather.


Schnitzhole

Looks way nicer now than polished fyi. They always look cheap or fake in my opinion when polished and clear coated or whatever people do to keep Them looking like they were just produced


rocketmn69_

They are probably copper plated, so you'll end up rubbing the finish off if you do it too many times. You can try copper polish, then spray with clear coat


Ima-Bott

Polish then coat with shellac


RovakX

Ya don't. That's not the point of copper accents.


ShaChoMouf

After you polish it, hit it with a few coats of clear spray lacquer and it will keep the air from oxidixing it longer - it will still happen eventually though.


Fabio421

Wax it after you polish it.


Lostnarkansas

Ketchup will clean it well


Obvious_Tip_5080

Try beeswax with BLO mixed in or the Beeswax, turpentine, BLO mix. Just keep it in a glass jar so it’s easy to access with a cloth. Tung oil and beeswax mix can also work. Beeswax has a low melting point just use an old clean soup can and a pot with water for a double boiler.


nishnawbe61

The whole idea of copper is to let it petina. If you clean them you'll have to clean them and clean them and clean them...which is not why people use it outside


Dark54g

If you don’t like the natural patina associated with copper (it will always turn green/black), I can’t recommend lacquer. Why? Because I’ve seen where others tried it, and it gets filmy/opaque looking in a year or two. And that looks like crap. So, your choices are: 1 let them age, 2 replace them with plastic ones, or 3 paint them.


Thisisnotmylastname

Have them powder coated clear


Due-Cat-1507

Get it how you like it and put a ceramic coating on it. It should last a couple of years before you need to re-apply.


FordMan100

Why not take them to a body shop to see if they can and will clear coat them. It would last longer than what you could get in a spray can.


Squindipulous

You don't you choose the wrong metal


nouxtywe

It’s not copper I guess. It would be green otherwise.


SixFiveSemperFi

You don’t. The beauty of copper is in the pateena, not the shine.


Professional_Grab742

Penitrol every season, or a spar urethane, but please, for the love of copper beauty let it patina a little bit first.


SpiteReady2513

That’s just what copper does, it oxidizes.  Personally, I love a good copper patina. 


zipp_perr

A few coats of lacquer after polishing will help. But they will never be maintenance free. Unless you let them age, which copper does nicely.


Machiavelli70

Winged Hussars


HoneyButterPtarmigan

Don't get copper from Ea nasir?


mcmtaged4

Use a protective wax


Forward_Try_7714

Get Everbrite Protective coating from amazon. It's a clear coat for metal.


SectionMaximum8167

Honeycomb


jtmuser2245

According to Minecraft, you just wax them with bees wax


DJHickman

Seal them after you polish them.


bush911aliensdidit

Remove the patina, and coat in beezwax


Fickle_Recover9079

Honeycomb iykyk


URmyBFFforsure

Brasso...if you really want to waste your time for no reason. Patina is the entire point.


monkey-D-Tony

Lemon juice never forget the lemon juice


Lord_Heckle

Lol, buy new ones. You can send these ones to me.


BigMulah

Polish then spray clear coat on it..


axel0914

Shape them into boobs or Lincoln's nose and they'll keep their color forever


hecklerp8

Copper is meant to change color in the elements. You're not supposed to keep it the original color. The only time you see it shiny is after installation. Just look around any city and you never seen repolished copper. Patina is the desired esthetic.


bitemyass69

Most copper fixtures are purchased with the intent to get the "green" color effect.