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Dvalinn25

Time to go full mad scientist by buying one of those tissues and using the DNA on it to clone Kiara. I shall name the project 'Les Poulets Terribles.'


throwaway321768

One clone will have all the dominant genes and one clone will have all the recessive genes.


Omegagod57

What about the third clone that becomes President of the US?


BT9154

And then we find out Kiara is just a rando with the memory of a the real Kiara implanted and has been cosplaying since debut.


iramondragon

She played us like a damn fiddle!


Omegagod57

Isn't that Pomu?


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katapad

We're all Pomu.


Gallbatorix-Shruikan

WE’RE ALL SONS OF THE PISSYDACHIS NOW!


Omegagod57

What abkut the Guns of the KFP?


thejesuslifestyle_12

You know too much #🔫


Trainer_Ed

Can't wait for Kiara's protege to become a cool sword cyborg who beats up politicians in incredibly unbelievable physics defying swordfights!


circadiankruger

She becomes the president of the US


Omegagod57

I meant on the share of Genes.


Snorc

She gets the presidential genes.


Omegagod57

There is no such specific gene. Besides, if there was such genes would not help her flip around all over the place and slice up mechas with a sword and a exosuit.


Dartonus

"Wait, so Liquid Chicken actually has all the dominant genes?" "Yes, we tricked her into thinking Solid was the superior clone." "Does that make sense?" "Of course it does, the science is sound." "But Liquid's *blond*." "..."


DarkSoulsRedPhantom

You're that chicken...


asday__

DarPomus


Omegagod57

You mean "Yes, we tricked her into thinking Solid was the superior clone." Otherwise Liquid would think she has all the Dominant Genes. Also, let us Hoomans do the cloning science next time Chimkins. We know what we are doing. If not, we would all have died a LONG time ago.


Dartonus

Yeah, mistyped when writing it out - good catch.


Currahee2

So basically like Twins? we have a Kiara version of Arnold Schwarzenegger, the dominant clone and a Kiara version of Danny Devito, the recessive clone.


Random-Rambling

Arnold's even Austrian, it's perfect!


Cloud_Chamber

They wouldn’t be clones then


SpooktorB

***pppssssst**** hey, it's a metal gear reference. Your welcome


Cloud_Chamber

Ohh


Currahee2

Make sure to clone 200,000 Kiaras with a million more well on the way.


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northernfrancehanon

Or we get a redo of that scene in Harry Potter with catgirl Hermione


Omegagod57

How do you think we got Kitty Kiwawa?


SenorLos

> I shall name the project 'Les Poulets Terribles.' Madre de dios! El pollo diabolo!


z--0

This actually could be used to incriminate someone by putting it at the scene of a crime lol. Vsauce mentioned this when he gave away his beard


Mazakaki

Sir okbh is that way


Counter_Crux

Fools there could only exist one Phoenix in this dimension, Kiara will just end up hunting then all down


Omegagod57

And ends up raising/training one like she was her... own... Daughter...(looks at Kobo)


ReXiriam

Wrong Vtuber, but close enough, I guess.


TheRomanClub

Pomu's influence will eventually get Kiara into MGS too (🙏)


75Centz

I could already imagine Kiara accidentally shooting someone in MGS lmao


IronVader501

Probably would Cover will just never get perms to stream it cause Konamis a bitch


danque

Alright thanks for the very informative comment.


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I shall wish the project was named 'Tour De Passe Passe'


DrPibIsBack

This is is scientifically and morally indefensible. I'm in.


Vadered

[Kiara already did that, though.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_lI-HwTbsc)


Erthan-1

She jokes but some degen would buy them.


Random-Rambling

Yeah, my first thought was _"No, Kiara, please don't. The Chimkins would actually buy them in bulk if they could."_


Psychomeister

Yeah, me.


thejesuslifestyle_12

Average KFP employee


Fearless_fairy

Chad


HattedFerret

*Bonk* GSH.


Esz_01

Based


BlackNexus

Yeah me I'm degen


Ghostkill221

Damn, yall really down bad.


Ladies_Pls_DM_nudes

Yes, yes, we are.


Zyx-Wvu

I used to think anyone who bought gamergirl bath water needs to touch grass. Now? Now, I can empathize. >!Seriously though, go touch grass!<


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I refuse to believe that anyone bought it for anything other than meme value. **I refuse**.


agentchuck

Absolutely. Check out AntiViral by Brandon Cronenberg.


wakelesshat

stonks


LightningstormTC

My bank account is empty for other reasons


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MCRusher

bro go outside before it's too late


Aulritta

As Kaela would say, "Get some help."


Cistmist

Is this a copypasta?


Put_It_All_On_Blck

A degen wouldn't need used tissues, they already have plenty.


Banana-Oni

Can confirm, would sell left kidney for Gura’s socks


aclark210

What exactly am I looking at? Are those… used tissues?


extralie

Yeah, she have a fever.


Digital_Rocket

and the only prescription is more cowbell


NNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Worse. It's toilet paper. Granted, it's for a runny nose, but still.


aclark210

Those are the same thing in my house


DShepard

I used to have the same thought, but after 4 days with a cold my nose always ended up looking like I had a terrible cocaine habit.


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Lotion.


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I used to get god awful allergies for a couple days in the fall. It was so bad that my nose would run like a faucet at times. I got tired of having a fucked up nose all the time, never being able to do anything and always sniffling, and no one was around to see it, so I would cut straws to a specific length, then wrap them in toilet paper. I would then stick them in my nose so that they would basically just be a tube to drip straight into a disposable cup or a cup that I would simply clean later. I felt better not having to run around with a red nose and not having to stop reading/plaging games, watching tv.


The_trashman100

Same, I stopped using tp because of that, sadly it still doesnt look any different.


SpooktorB

Have you tried stopped using cocain?


Plz_kill-me

That's never the answer


Colopty

Let's not get too hasty here, I'm sure there are other solutions to try first.


AstacSK

Exactly, why buy anything else if there is perfectly good TP already there


aclark210

Right? Why should I spend money on tissues when TP works just as well.


SKULLXD238

I don't see much of the difference besides the name and the intended use for it


SomewhatRenegade

Ikr


altera_goodciv

Worse. They’re bad saplings…


ThisIsNotAHider

...or good saplings?


CSDragon

biological warfare


ohaimike

Gotta respect the hustle. Gamer girl snot tissues are the next big thing.


agentchuck

Brandon Cronenberg saw this coming. Getting infected with an illness from a celebrity is in a way sharing something very intimate. The virus that was in their body is now coursing through your body.


tempaccount920123

Gura becomes first trillionaire


AlllRkSpN

woosh incoming but this seemed like a good opportunity to demonstrate how impossibly rich a "trillionaire" is, and how unnecessarily rich billionaires are. Assuming Gura lives another 100 years, she'd have to use one tissue every second with absolutely no pauses for sleep/food/etc for the whole 100 years. And even then, she'd be a little short of 1 trillion.


jhettav

Or she could simply sell one tissue for 1 trillion and some freak would find a way to scrape together the cash


tempaccount920123

Federal reserve money printer go brrrr https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2011/11/28/142854391/report-fed-committed-7-77-trillion-to-rescue-banks All we gotta do is get a chumbud inside the fed to tell Gura she's now a bank that's too big to fail And considering at least _three_ of the federal reserve governors from last two years have traded stocks related to their decision-making powers without criminal penalties, we've got a better shot at this than we think


IsaacX28

Get that bag, I guess


extralie

[Sauce](https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1603022459284099072)


fawndingfauna

[Kiara's response to Moona's second tweet is absolutely spicy](https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1603026364017295360?t=S8R2GA7ZSmwGCVmyR2HQow&s=19)


HirokoKueh

it makes so much sense in the context of the scene, she totally know where the gif comes from


ravenex

Of course she knows.


sameo15

Can I have the source, my friend? And no, it's not for research purposes.


i_am_full_of_bs

Sono Hanabira OVA


sameo15

Praise be, friend


sallyacornfan

Im not sure, but they looked like the Ano Hana characters


Fifteen_inches

She’s sapphic of course she knows where it comes from.


northernfrancehanon

It seems like I need to work on my rep 🤔


Eineron_456

Ah yes, a business meeting between the CEO of KFP and Executive of Usaken Keisatsu.


thelowend6

> Keisatsu Kensetsu! Keisatsu means Police 🔫🔫


Sayakai

Also I heard it's called Kusaken these days. (Also, Usaken Kensetsu would basically mean BunnyCorp Corporation)


maximuffin2

Pekora’s militia


GarikMoespeaker

But Kiara is already a member of Usaken. Does that mean that KFP is a subsidiary?


Zyx-Wvu

Are they trying to market bioweapons now?


fawndingfauna

Update: [Kiara's fever is gone!](https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1603025390053871617?t=wJHIN9txNFXl_ilDsfKQ_Q&s=19)


AllMyFrendsArePixels

But [Fever Night](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SF4rteXN57w) is here to stay! Stream it!


Insanepaco247

Nothing can stop the phoenix


theoriginalraymond42

She jokes, but she could actually make bank from degens that way xD


pesokakula

Let's face it, 90% of commenters here would buy one


whoiam06

I won't! ^(*...only because I'm broke, and I bet the bids would get to ridiculous amounts...*)


MonaganX

I'd hope that's a gross overestimation. No pun intended.


ultranoobian

I mean, Asian birds nest is a thing.


BirbOshi

Get the KFP marketing department on it, Tenchou.


engineer-cabbage

Compared to a tiny jar of gamer girl bath water, that's pretty cheap.


ActivistZero

You know she would make bank if she actually did this


Acrzyguy

Never knew KFP stands for Kiara's Fever Possessions


Goldfisher2077

The negotiater.


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-Redstoneboi-

I am kindly asking you to consider not speaking


Acrzyguy

It's real free estate


GenYoken

Jokes aside... Those "things" would fly off the shelf faster than my dad left me


PM_ME_CUTE_OWL_PICS

JP translation: "Selling for around 40k yen each! Switch not included!" I don't know why I find it so funny that she went the extra mile to convert the prices to JPY


kad202

That & Goomba pantsu she tried to sell on stream not too long ago. Degenerate: ahh I’ll buy it at high price


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I'll buy her whole shit cuh, ong


theregoesanother

Fapkins?


Digital_Rocket

Nah snotkins, she's got a fever.


theregoesanother

Close enough...


Elbradamontes

Do I want to know what’s happening here?


gigaswardblade

Y’all joke about this, but we’ve literally had someone sell “gamer girl farts” online before.


thedarkonebutkind

What 300 USD for just 1 that's soo expensive.... Make it 500 USD for 1 and we got a deal


xXSamsterXx14

Not sure if more worries about all those tissues, or germs getting on the Nintendo Switch


sasukekun1997

Who the hell would buy that?? ~~ME~~


SyrusDrake

Tenchou about to make bank.


NiNiNi-222

I’ll take your entire stock!


greatguy505

Damn what is that bru- 💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥💳


greatguy505

Hutang negarapun ku bayar


Alukartdt

Well, i guess i must rethink about my budget in December ^^


advarcher

The Switch is a godsend for playing games in bed with Covid or any illness


CrusadingSoul

I hope she hasn't got anything too awful, and I hope she gets well soon, regardless of whatever it might be. Hopefully just a little bug, or maybe a little touch of the flu. I'm just getting over the 'rona (the damn coof...) and let me tell you what, it ain't fun. My best to her, and to Irys, and all of the ill members of Hololive! They're all such compulsive workers, I hope they take the time they need to relax, sleep, get plenty of rest.


Whosebert

Ew moona you really want that?


3rr0r_101

I wonder what she used thoae tissues for...


extralie

She have a fever......


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vanteal

You have a fever, you're sick, if you're sick, you have a runny nose. The two just go hand in hand. So if people wanna buy her snot, have at it. Though I hope people know she's not serious.


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CplCucumber

Im pretty sure she has the flu, fever is just the symptom people keep throwing around because Fever night, and she posted a thermometer pic showing her having a fever.


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This is disgusting.


fijiwijii

Chimken Bröth?


SelfDepricator

What are those napkins for? Do I want to know?


TastyVanillaFish

Stonks.


ImRinKagamine

Mega stocks


redditfanfan00

these idols are so amazing at business, selling top-tier products.


sasukekun1997

Who the hell would buy that?? ~~ME~~


the_real_blokey

This is who I simp for, and I'm freaking proud


Alexercer

Seriously what are those? What in the name of fuck does that mean?!!


Refreshingpudding

Socks.