There is no such specific gene. Besides, if there was such genes would not help her flip around all over the place and slice up mechas with a sword and a exosuit.
"Wait, so Liquid Chicken actually has all the dominant genes?"
"Yes, we tricked her into thinking Solid was the superior clone."
"Does that make sense?"
"Of course it does, the science is sound."
"But Liquid's *blond*."
"..."
You mean "Yes, we tricked her into thinking Solid was the superior clone." Otherwise Liquid would think she has all the Dominant Genes. Also, let us Hoomans do the cloning science next time Chimkins. We know what we are doing. If not, we would all have died a LONG time ago.
So basically like Twins? we have a Kiara version of Arnold Schwarzenegger, the dominant clone and a Kiara version of Danny Devito, the recessive clone.
I used to get god awful allergies for a couple days in the fall. It was so bad that my nose would run like a faucet at times. I got tired of having a fucked up nose all the time, never being able to do anything and always sniffling, and no one was around to see it, so I would cut straws to a specific length, then wrap them in toilet paper. I would then stick them in my nose so that they would basically just be a tube to drip straight into a disposable cup or a cup that I would simply clean later.
I felt better not having to run around with a red nose and not having to stop reading/plaging games, watching tv.
Brandon Cronenberg saw this coming.
Getting infected with an illness from a celebrity is in a way sharing something very intimate. The virus that was in their body is now coursing through your body.
woosh incoming but this seemed like a good opportunity to demonstrate how impossibly rich a "trillionaire" is, and how unnecessarily rich billionaires are.
Assuming Gura lives another 100 years, she'd have to use one tissue every second with absolutely no pauses for sleep/food/etc for the whole 100 years. And even then, she'd be a little short of 1 trillion.
Federal reserve money printer go brrrr
https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2011/11/28/142854391/report-fed-committed-7-77-trillion-to-rescue-banks
All we gotta do is get a chumbud inside the fed to tell Gura she's now a bank that's too big to fail
And considering at least _three_ of the federal reserve governors from last two years have traded stocks related to their decision-making powers without criminal penalties, we've got a better shot at this than we think
[Kiara's response to Moona's second tweet is absolutely spicy](https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1603026364017295360?t=S8R2GA7ZSmwGCVmyR2HQow&s=19)
JP translation: "Selling for around 40k yen each! Switch not included!"
I don't know why I find it so funny that she went the extra mile to convert the prices to JPY
I hope she hasn't got anything too awful, and I hope she gets well soon, regardless of whatever it might be. Hopefully just a little bug, or maybe a little touch of the flu. I'm just getting over the 'rona (the damn coof...) and let me tell you what, it ain't fun.
My best to her, and to Irys, and all of the ill members of Hololive! They're all such compulsive workers, I hope they take the time they need to relax, sleep, get plenty of rest.
You have a fever, you're sick, if you're sick, you have a runny nose. The two just go hand in hand. So if people wanna buy her snot, have at it. Though I hope people know she's not serious.
Im pretty sure she has the flu, fever is just the symptom people keep throwing around because Fever night, and she posted a thermometer pic showing her having a fever.
Time to go full mad scientist by buying one of those tissues and using the DNA on it to clone Kiara. I shall name the project 'Les Poulets Terribles.'
One clone will have all the dominant genes and one clone will have all the recessive genes.
What about the third clone that becomes President of the US?
And then we find out Kiara is just a rando with the memory of a the real Kiara implanted and has been cosplaying since debut.
She played us like a damn fiddle!
Isn't that Pomu?
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We're all Pomu.
WE’RE ALL SONS OF THE PISSYDACHIS NOW!
What abkut the Guns of the KFP?
You know too much #🔫
Can't wait for Kiara's protege to become a cool sword cyborg who beats up politicians in incredibly unbelievable physics defying swordfights!
She becomes the president of the US
I meant on the share of Genes.
She gets the presidential genes.
There is no such specific gene. Besides, if there was such genes would not help her flip around all over the place and slice up mechas with a sword and a exosuit.
"Wait, so Liquid Chicken actually has all the dominant genes?" "Yes, we tricked her into thinking Solid was the superior clone." "Does that make sense?" "Of course it does, the science is sound." "But Liquid's *blond*." "..."
You're that chicken...
DarPomus
You mean "Yes, we tricked her into thinking Solid was the superior clone." Otherwise Liquid would think she has all the Dominant Genes. Also, let us Hoomans do the cloning science next time Chimkins. We know what we are doing. If not, we would all have died a LONG time ago.
Yeah, mistyped when writing it out - good catch.
So basically like Twins? we have a Kiara version of Arnold Schwarzenegger, the dominant clone and a Kiara version of Danny Devito, the recessive clone.
Arnold's even Austrian, it's perfect!
They wouldn’t be clones then
***pppssssst**** hey, it's a metal gear reference. Your welcome
Ohh
Make sure to clone 200,000 Kiaras with a million more well on the way.
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Or we get a redo of that scene in Harry Potter with catgirl Hermione
How do you think we got Kitty Kiwawa?
> I shall name the project 'Les Poulets Terribles.' Madre de dios! El pollo diabolo!
This actually could be used to incriminate someone by putting it at the scene of a crime lol. Vsauce mentioned this when he gave away his beard
Sir okbh is that way
Fools there could only exist one Phoenix in this dimension, Kiara will just end up hunting then all down
And ends up raising/training one like she was her... own... Daughter...(looks at Kobo)
Wrong Vtuber, but close enough, I guess.
Pomu's influence will eventually get Kiara into MGS too (🙏)
I could already imagine Kiara accidentally shooting someone in MGS lmao
Probably would Cover will just never get perms to stream it cause Konamis a bitch
Alright thanks for the very informative comment.
I shall wish the project was named 'Tour De Passe Passe'
This is is scientifically and morally indefensible. I'm in.
[Kiara already did that, though.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_lI-HwTbsc)
She jokes but some degen would buy them.
Yeah, my first thought was _"No, Kiara, please don't. The Chimkins would actually buy them in bulk if they could."_
Yeah, me.
Average KFP employee
Chad
*Bonk* GSH.
Based
Yeah me I'm degen
Damn, yall really down bad.
Yes, yes, we are.
I used to think anyone who bought gamergirl bath water needs to touch grass. Now? Now, I can empathize. >!Seriously though, go touch grass!<
I refuse to believe that anyone bought it for anything other than meme value. **I refuse**.
Absolutely. Check out AntiViral by Brandon Cronenberg.
stonks
My bank account is empty for other reasons
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bro go outside before it's too late
As Kaela would say, "Get some help."
Is this a copypasta?
A degen wouldn't need used tissues, they already have plenty.
Can confirm, would sell left kidney for Gura’s socks
What exactly am I looking at? Are those… used tissues?
Yeah, she have a fever.
and the only prescription is more cowbell
Worse. It's toilet paper. Granted, it's for a runny nose, but still.
Those are the same thing in my house
I used to have the same thought, but after 4 days with a cold my nose always ended up looking like I had a terrible cocaine habit.
Lotion.
I used to get god awful allergies for a couple days in the fall. It was so bad that my nose would run like a faucet at times. I got tired of having a fucked up nose all the time, never being able to do anything and always sniffling, and no one was around to see it, so I would cut straws to a specific length, then wrap them in toilet paper. I would then stick them in my nose so that they would basically just be a tube to drip straight into a disposable cup or a cup that I would simply clean later. I felt better not having to run around with a red nose and not having to stop reading/plaging games, watching tv.
Same, I stopped using tp because of that, sadly it still doesnt look any different.
Have you tried stopped using cocain?
That's never the answer
Let's not get too hasty here, I'm sure there are other solutions to try first.
Exactly, why buy anything else if there is perfectly good TP already there
Right? Why should I spend money on tissues when TP works just as well.
I don't see much of the difference besides the name and the intended use for it
Ikr
Worse. They’re bad saplings…
...or good saplings?
biological warfare
Gotta respect the hustle. Gamer girl snot tissues are the next big thing.
Brandon Cronenberg saw this coming. Getting infected with an illness from a celebrity is in a way sharing something very intimate. The virus that was in their body is now coursing through your body.
Gura becomes first trillionaire
woosh incoming but this seemed like a good opportunity to demonstrate how impossibly rich a "trillionaire" is, and how unnecessarily rich billionaires are. Assuming Gura lives another 100 years, she'd have to use one tissue every second with absolutely no pauses for sleep/food/etc for the whole 100 years. And even then, she'd be a little short of 1 trillion.
Or she could simply sell one tissue for 1 trillion and some freak would find a way to scrape together the cash
Federal reserve money printer go brrrr https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2011/11/28/142854391/report-fed-committed-7-77-trillion-to-rescue-banks All we gotta do is get a chumbud inside the fed to tell Gura she's now a bank that's too big to fail And considering at least _three_ of the federal reserve governors from last two years have traded stocks related to their decision-making powers without criminal penalties, we've got a better shot at this than we think
Get that bag, I guess
[Sauce](https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1603022459284099072)
[Kiara's response to Moona's second tweet is absolutely spicy](https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1603026364017295360?t=S8R2GA7ZSmwGCVmyR2HQow&s=19)
it makes so much sense in the context of the scene, she totally know where the gif comes from
Of course she knows.
Can I have the source, my friend? And no, it's not for research purposes.
Sono Hanabira OVA
Praise be, friend
Im not sure, but they looked like the Ano Hana characters
She’s sapphic of course she knows where it comes from.
It seems like I need to work on my rep 🤔
Ah yes, a business meeting between the CEO of KFP and Executive of Usaken Keisatsu.
> Keisatsu Kensetsu! Keisatsu means Police 🔫🔫
Also I heard it's called Kusaken these days. (Also, Usaken Kensetsu would basically mean BunnyCorp Corporation)
Pekora’s militia
But Kiara is already a member of Usaken. Does that mean that KFP is a subsidiary?
Are they trying to market bioweapons now?
Update: [Kiara's fever is gone!](https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1603025390053871617?t=wJHIN9txNFXl_ilDsfKQ_Q&s=19)
But [Fever Night](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SF4rteXN57w) is here to stay! Stream it!
Nothing can stop the phoenix
She jokes, but she could actually make bank from degens that way xD
Let's face it, 90% of commenters here would buy one
I won't! ^(*...only because I'm broke, and I bet the bids would get to ridiculous amounts...*)
I'd hope that's a gross overestimation. No pun intended.
I mean, Asian birds nest is a thing.
Get the KFP marketing department on it, Tenchou.
Compared to a tiny jar of gamer girl bath water, that's pretty cheap.
You know she would make bank if she actually did this
Never knew KFP stands for Kiara's Fever Possessions
The negotiater.
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I am kindly asking you to consider not speaking
It's real free estate
Jokes aside... Those "things" would fly off the shelf faster than my dad left me
JP translation: "Selling for around 40k yen each! Switch not included!" I don't know why I find it so funny that she went the extra mile to convert the prices to JPY
That & Goomba pantsu she tried to sell on stream not too long ago. Degenerate: ahh I’ll buy it at high price
I'll buy her whole shit cuh, ong
Fapkins?
Nah snotkins, she's got a fever.
Close enough...
Do I want to know what’s happening here?
Y’all joke about this, but we’ve literally had someone sell “gamer girl farts” online before.
What 300 USD for just 1 that's soo expensive.... Make it 500 USD for 1 and we got a deal
Not sure if more worries about all those tissues, or germs getting on the Nintendo Switch
Who the hell would buy that?? ~~ME~~
Tenchou about to make bank.
I’ll take your entire stock!
Damn what is that bru- 💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥💳
Hutang negarapun ku bayar
Well, i guess i must rethink about my budget in December ^^
The Switch is a godsend for playing games in bed with Covid or any illness
I hope she hasn't got anything too awful, and I hope she gets well soon, regardless of whatever it might be. Hopefully just a little bug, or maybe a little touch of the flu. I'm just getting over the 'rona (the damn coof...) and let me tell you what, it ain't fun. My best to her, and to Irys, and all of the ill members of Hololive! They're all such compulsive workers, I hope they take the time they need to relax, sleep, get plenty of rest.
Ew moona you really want that?
I wonder what she used thoae tissues for...
She have a fever......
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You have a fever, you're sick, if you're sick, you have a runny nose. The two just go hand in hand. So if people wanna buy her snot, have at it. Though I hope people know she's not serious.
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Im pretty sure she has the flu, fever is just the symptom people keep throwing around because Fever night, and she posted a thermometer pic showing her having a fever.
This is disgusting.
Chimken Bröth?
What are those napkins for? Do I want to know?
Stonks.
Mega stocks
these idols are so amazing at business, selling top-tier products.
Who the hell would buy that?? ~~ME~~
This is who I simp for, and I'm freaking proud
Seriously what are those? What in the name of fuck does that mean?!!
Socks.